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@angrynorfman

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Idiot with Internet Connection | Opinion haver | Court Jester | Island Creature | @norfener_priv

Greater Greater Manchester
Joined October 2020
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We made it to the @GuidoFawkes daily email fellas
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Look at my left wing dawg we ainโ€™t ever getting nice things
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We got a special shoutout
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ Russia updates the list of European capitals that will be targeted by nuclear weapon first!
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Foreign Owned Rail Companies looking at your bank balance
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@BBCBreaking
BBC Breaking News
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Rail fares in England to increase by up to 4.9% from March next year
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Did not realise how much beef their was in the train autist community. Mentioned Francis Bourgeois to a friend of mine, the reaction was comparable to that of a Serb when reminded of Kosovo
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>be me >female boomer, will outlive my male colleagues by years anyway >vote for Governments which cut tax and NI >pensioner parents plunged into poverty as result >attempt to gaslight my grandkids into accepting being taxed into poverty to subsidise my cruises
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It's happening, Chinabros
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โ€œThis is my last electionโ€ โ€œthis is my last electionโ€
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JamesInTurkey.com
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Did President ErdoฤŸan really just announce a plan to retire? โ€œFor me this is a final, under the authority of the law this election is my last election, and the result will be a bequest for those who come after me.โ€ ๐Ÿงต๐Ÿ‘‡
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The Russians have a bad habit of faking evidence really blatantly, like when the FSB claimed to have foiled an assassination on Solovyov but someone obviously misunderstood directive to acquire sim cards
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Certificate of military training from #GreatBritain that was found on the body of a #Ukranian fighter
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โ€œThe Earth is littered with the ruins of Empires that once believed they were eternal.โ€
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What the fuck is a First Lady
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Tatler
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A future First Lady? With prime ministerial power in reach for Sir Keir Starmer, his wife Victoria could emerge from her north London cocoon into the global limelight. But who is she?
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โ€œNever in my 20 years of teaching has a supply left a note this bad. Iโ€™m not mad. Frankly, Iโ€™m just disappointed.โ€
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I have been informed that we cannot fix this because we must squeeze everything so Judith, 72 can have an extra Viking River Cruise every year
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The i paper
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Thousands of Armed Forces members and their families are living in housing plagued by heating problems, electrical faults and mould, new figures and images reveal ๐Ÿ”ด Exclusive from @mollyblackall
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?????
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sandy frizzle ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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If you are white- stop saying Inshallah, pick Amen back up
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Americans are discovering drinking culture. Itโ€™s incredible.
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Do you know what a "bottle night" is? Probably not, because my gf and I invented it during a 2023 blizzard in Buffalo, NY. We lock our phones away, turn the TV off... Each grab a bottle of wine, and talk. That's it, we simply talk and enjoy each other's presence. We live
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Lads be like โ€œbig night outโ€, my brother you live in Falkreath, what big night out
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It was 1066 Never forget
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Last occupations of European countries
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Yet, a fraction of our "shitty little country" invented the modern world. Much to consider.
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๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐“ฃ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐ŸŽƒgood faith arc๐ŸŽƒ
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people in England donโ€™t realize their shitty little country is only as big as just minnesotta
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
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The year is 2028. Kids born in 2010 are at Uni and waiting outside shops for kids born in 2009 to get them a pack of fags. This is a policy which has apparently worked.
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Euroids simply cannot comprehend the miracle of engineering which is the anglo plug
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Darsam ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
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Britons will look you straight in the eye and say "ueah that's a normal power outlet wdym?"
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>be me >centre-right leader >deeply unpopular in the rustbelt and north of my country >party to my political right surges at a european election >hold a vote, practically daring the public to vote against me >lose >be david cameron Pic unrelated
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If only someone had proposed building a new line between Manchester and London which accounted for weather conditions in its design
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Manchester News MEN
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BREAKING: All lines blocked to London Euston from Manchester Piccadilly
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Teacher: โ€œIโ€™ve made a new seating plan.โ€ The Seating Plan:
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He used to be a gifted poaster. My boy fell off hard.
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Heโ€™s lost the Mandate of Heaven. No other way to describe it
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insane moments in british politics
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Rishi Sunak cuts a Mickey Mouse like figure at an election campaign event (2024)
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@Charles00074321 Putin probably got food poisoning from a pasty or something
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The jobs:
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There are a million job vacancies in the UK. A million job vacancies. Get a job.
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STOP THE COUNT
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@_sn_n The fact this is his memorial building has to be the most Australian thing ever
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Russia: โ€œI hate you. You are my eternal enemy. I devote my existence to the destruction of your civilisation and international order which you govern from the shadows.โ€ Britain: โ€œMustโ€ฆ cancelโ€ฆ HS2โ€ฆโ€
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Someone should build more of these between major Cities. Could work imho
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Railrider
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A Eurostar (London to Brussels) passing on HS1. What strikes me is how slow it looks!
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Why are they like this? Theyโ€™re off every day anyway, hypocrites ๐Ÿ™„
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@YouGov
YouGov
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Should there be a bank holiday if England win Euro 2024? All Britons Yes: 39% No: 51% 18-24 year olds Yes: 55% No: 32% 65+ year olds Yes: 18% No: 73%
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Itโ€™s over for us if Americans ever find out about Pen Licenses
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โ€œGreat Britain? The maritime powerhouse, global hegemon and economic innovator?โ€
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We need to get on a war footing against grey squirrels
@Locati0ns
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Distribution of red and grey squirrels in the UK
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Americans commenting on British Politics is always funny. No-one cares about โ€œideological similarityโ€. Your average Labour voter is a Nationalist who wants a bigger state and your average LibDem is a Tory whoโ€™d feel bad if their AuPair was deported. Parliament runs on vibes.
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Wonโ€™t come to your house if you get burgled but god forbid you want a tinny and a chat outside. Pricks.
@MPSWestminster
Westminster Police | Central West BCU
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An anti-social behaviour dispersal order is in place in #Westminster [see map] until 2am on 15 Jul. Crowds of people gathering and drinking in central London streets could be in breach of this order. We encourage those to enjoy themselves safely at local licenced premises.
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Got so mad after 81 she just abolished it. Iron lass fairly fragile.
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Britain's fighter jet programme is feared to be at risk of being axed as the new government declined to give assurances they would commit to its future as part of a major defence review, our in-depth read @thetimes
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This isnโ€™t a comment on the politics of the whole thing, but aesthetically this does feel like a downgrade
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None of yous did National Service. You spent your entire working age lives voting for lower taxes and national insurance contributions. You were told again and again that you were not having enough children to sustain the welfare state you refused to pay into. Entitled divs.
@MailOnline
Daily Mail Online
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'Gen Z think they can do nothing and get benefits - bring back National Service': Pensioners slam 'lazy and entitled' work-shy youngsters who moan they can't get jobs because Covid left them without social skills
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@semioticWaters No, itโ€™s not selfish. Arguing that attacking people smoking opioids on public transport is โ€œattacking the poorโ€ is far more insulting to the poor than those OP is professing to be against for that very reason.
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I am a firm believer in a new addition to the British Isles
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Americans will never know the joy and energy of a Parliamentary Democracy when a snap electionโ€™s called. I feel sad for them.
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@logansrunner113 The Russians have been threatening to nuke Britain every week since 2014. Iโ€™ll care when they stop being pussies, until then itโ€™s funny.
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UK needs a solid ten years of locking in. No more months of whether or not we should ban rubber bands or something dominating discussion. Start winning things again. No more of the post-45 whinging and obsession with daft issues, lock in.
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@chamio34 Russia threatening to nuke us is very funny
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โ€œIn Britain, if you want to do anything, you must consult stakeholders. If you donโ€™t the civil service will sue you for asking them to actually do their jobs instead of whinging.โ€
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Heartfelt wishes and thoughts to those whoโ€™ve built a career on bashing TheToriesโ„ข๏ธ and will now need to get jobs
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We used to be a proper Country
@PoliticsMoments
insane moments in british politics
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Chancellor of the Exchequer Ken Clarke drinks from a glass of scotch in the middle of delivering the government budget speech in the House of Commons chamber (1995)
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
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"Mum said it's my turn to be Prime Minister"
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
11 months
โ€œA new Minister for Common Sense!โ€
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@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
11 months
๐Ÿšจ NEW: GB News presenter Esther McVey has been appointed โ€œCommon Senseโ€ minister to tackle โ€œwokeryโ€ by Rishi Sunak
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
2 years
Sheโ€™s so cool
@dog_rates
WeRateDogs
2 years
This is Hilda. She was a little nervous but decided to show everyone her special talent. Might be able to go bigger if anyone has a cantaloupe lying around. 13/10
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
4 months
Manifesting
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@BalancePowerUK
Balance of Power
4 months
Nigel Farage is the new Leader of Reform UK
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
6 months
Instinctually, I feel the area around the Humber should have an incredibly large port city. Its geography, position on trade lanes and connection to existing economic centres within Britain would all naturally lend well to it. Surprising the areaโ€™s as underdeveloped as it is.
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
5 months
I donโ€™t like Ozempic Trump, the vibes are off
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
1 year
Happy 637th birthday to the coolest alliance in history
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@jhallwood
James
1 year
Happy Anniversary to the Anglo-Portuguese Alliance, formally confirming an already strong relationship, with the Treaty of Windsor #OTD in 1386. The oldest continuous alliance in human history. Long may it continue!
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
8 months
Worst thing to happen to Trains since Lord Beeching
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
11 months
"Youth Parliament - afuera!"
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PARLY
11 months
Some images of todayโ€™s sitting of the U.K. Youth Parliament. ๐Ÿ“ธ ยฉUK Parliament/Jessica Taylor
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
9 months
This is - without doubt - one of the dumbest things Iโ€™ve ever seen How on earth are you supposed to direct the driver to where you want to go if they donโ€™t need to be capable of speaking english in a job where communication is key?
@SadiqKhan
Sadiq Khan
9 months
Private hire drivers are a crucial part of Londonโ€™s economy, and do vital work helping Londoners get around every day. I'm pleased TfL is now pausing enforcement of the SERU requirements - this is something Iโ€™ve expressed concerns about repeatedly.
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
6 months
@EuroWynner @sverresj REAL Germans vs German LARPers
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
5 months
โ€œWe canโ€™t explore Antarctica or the Falklands for resources because Argentina/international lawโ€ Counterpoint:
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
7 months
UK politicians canโ€™t fix issues anymore. All they know is tax, ban thing and lie
@STVNews
STV News
7 months
Crisps and fizzy drinks could be banned from meal deals in junk food crack down.
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
5 months
Selling gold in the dumbest way possible: unforgivable Selling the steel industry to the Chinese: strong and stable government in the national interest
@Conservatives
Conservatives
5 months
Brown sold the gold. He raided pensions. Then left a note confirming โ€˜there is no moneyโ€™. Now heโ€™s helping Keir Starmer do it all over again. #SameOldLabour ๐Ÿฅ€
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
9 months
COMPONENTS OF UK GDP: - Money Laundering (50%) - Cocaine Consumption (35%) - Barrett Homes (12%) - Tommy Shelby Likeness Licensing (3%)
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
8 months
โ€œWhy are we building a laser weapon when the NHS-โ€œ โ€œBOTHโ€
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
9 months
If only society operated on a system of financial incentives to encourage people do things which we could perhaps leverage to solve this issue
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@ForcesNews
BFBS Forces News
9 months
The UK militaryโ€™s recruitment is struggling because Gen Z isnโ€™t signing up to serve, @BWallaceMP has warned ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ The former Defence Secretary told @LBC Britain needs to "do things differently" to increase numbers of younger people joining the forces ๐Ÿ‘‡
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
8 months
Much better than his, evidently
@EuroWynner
Wynner ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿฆ’
8 months
Just met David Cameron howโ€™s your evening going?
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
4 months
*BANG BANG BANG* ZERO SEATS *BANG BANG BANG*
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
5 months
โ€œOnly European Country to be a victim of colonialism.โ€
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@LadybugAbridge
JoanFates || That Abridged Guy๐ŸŽ—๏ธ
5 months
โ€œOnly European country to be a victim of colonialism.โ€
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
1 year
New Telegraph logo is uhhh Yeah
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
9 months
โ€œNever in my 20 years of teaching has a supply teacher left a note this badโ€
@MrHarryCole
Harry Cole
9 months
Quite the image just released from Cabinet:
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
4 months
Whenever I see an article which is chatting shit, I look at their surname, if itโ€™s Norman-derived, I write their drivel off; as should you
@twlldun
Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya)
4 months
Astounding. 10/10, no notes.
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
4 months
Iโ€™d like to apologise to the people of Birmingham for everything Iโ€™ve ever said about their accent
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
1 year
โ€œWales would be the poorest Country in Western Europe.โ€
@YesCymru
YesCymru
1 year
Yes, Wales is rich enough.
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
8 months
@StatisticUrban Just stop calling it "Welfare" and refer to it as "Patriot Payments", yous will have a Scandinavian-style Welfare System within a decade, I promise.
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
6 months
If I had gone bankrupt as a monopoly I wouldnโ€™t air that publicly. Thatโ€™s embarrassing. Couldnโ€™t waterboard it out of me.
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
5 months
A competent British Industrial Strategy wouldโ€™ve pushed RR to become an R&D, exporting powerhouse. Instead we outsource nuclear expertise whilst our own base withers.
@hiltonholloway
Hilton Holloway
5 months
The fecking country. Climate Change Committee spends ยฃ25bn connecting us to Moroccan wind turbines instead.
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
6 months
St George, what a daft question
@aiknaxox
Aikna๐Ÿชป
6 months
This dragon attacks your city, who you calling?
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
1 year
A trip to Iceland would send an Italian into seizure
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
1 year
@MappyPoop Poland is home to half the worldโ€™s femboys what
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
3 months
Love the typo. Manchester will take all 1.5 billion homes, so long as this new development is built to make the City look like Gotham.
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
10 months
The DDR is canon in the Mario Universe btw
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
9 months
@burgercuh1 Drop em an iPad with Clash of Clans and see if they can figure it out
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
6 months
It would be indescribably funny if after decades of everyone expecting Labour to produce the first party balkanisation in British Politics it was the Tories instead
@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
6 months
๐Ÿšจ NEW: Senior Tories believe that the party will break apart after it loses the general election [ @itvnews ]
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
3 months
The golden age of anaemic growth and declining living standards. Britainโ€™s economic woes are mainly caused by absurd energy prices, asset stripping and it being illegal to build anything.
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@VoltEuropa
Volt Europa
3 months
However, no major party is daring to prioritise tackling what has caused most of the problems the UK is facing today: #BREXIT and its failure. For @UkVolt , thatโ€™s a priority! #Elections2024
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
1 year
>immense renewables potential >good spot along intโ€™nl trade lanes >decent universities >massively underdeveloped regional economies; low hanging growth >huge engineering, nuclear and defence sectors despite bad policy >still shitting the bed How do we keep fumbling the bag bros?
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
9 months
Who else up appreciating our greatest ally
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
2 years
It must be this photo, no arguments
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@SkyNews
Sky News
2 years
King Charles portraits: Schools, councils and police stations to receive pictures โ€“ at cost of ยฃ8m to taxpayer
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
6 months
Rent free
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Politics UK
6 months
๐Ÿšจ NEW: Russia is now claiming Britain is responsible for the terrorist attack in Moscow [ @Telegraph ]
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Norfener ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿš
1 year
@AlTonno1 Sorry our plugs are just safer than everyone elseโ€™s
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