the British Grand Prix being on 4th of July weekend activates my patriotism without fail. get my fellow Florida man THE FUCK out that union jack car and let him do some Jell-O shots. Give him mini flags and firecrackers. Teleport him home to watch the parade. TEA IN THE HARBOR.
@formulandretti
bro acting like she’s actually done personal shit to help them 😭 like dawg she didn’t save your cat from a burning tree, she’s a rich woman dating a rich man and she happens to dress nice. literally what.
Jenson probably called Logan like “remember when you got to F1 and I said if you need a shoulder to cry on, I’m here? DO YOU NEED ONE?” like I know that man is concerned as fuck right now 😭
first Dalton left Motorsport, I’m praying Logan just goes to Indy after this season and excels bc if I lose ANOTHER SARGEANT- the Floridian in me cannot. rooting for all these European mfs is hard enough when they get screwed even more sometimes.
@oscarshearteyes
see, all I said was “when was this” and girl pulled up with a 2018 screenshot and I was like “okay so 6 years ago… got it” 😂 I kept it simple, but you DESTROYED her
@plvshtoy
I’m literally laughing- it’s like sometimes when Button, Webber, and Vettel would like not quite be nice to each other but they’d say something in defense of one another if a reporter or someone was HELLA in the wrong.
and even that back then had me gagged. this is crazy 😂
@sopheeuhh_
I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure nascar started with a bunch of prohibition era families making and drinking illegal moonshine and racing their cars… like a hillbilly fast n furious (I’m a southern American but I barely watch NASCAR 😂)
@dINDYmals
REAL AND TRUE. as a Floridian, I’ll say that mom book clubs are TEA bro. my mom’s from NY but she’s lived here since 76 and all her kids are from here and she’s not in book club, but her Facebook group is close enough. I even sneeze without a tissue and FB knows 😂
as a Floridian- this. but like since he’s from Florida, I’ll say that Logan gets something extra… the craziness that comes with being from here. that Florida man energy or whatever. that makes the tea hotter. would kill to be a fly on a wall when he’s talking to his momma 😂
@magsbutmorefun
don’t forget that he’s having a baby with his stalker… Wattpad girlies, y’all got an ambassador (K*te S*guin) 😂 kudos to her for her effort, but I can’t say I’d do the same for a player… like I like dick n all but god damn that’s so much work for WAG status. slay for her?
@hischiersdevils
off topic but can we discuss how matthew was born with bad bitch type energy? like that pic on the left is what, junior high? and he’s the star. crazy.
idc if I’m an oilers fan- give me Matthew Tkachuk looking vile, and gorgeous, and downright trashed in the locker room post Cup win. I’ve recovered from the woes enough to admit that I would buy the shit out of that on a card.
This is my petition for a series of thirst trap hockey cards. Fuck on-ice photos. I want trashy shirtless photos. I want firefighter calendar campy shit. I want dressing room photos. Someone pls make this happen.
it irks me the way devils admin like… listen, I get that they post the two bros that are devils. I get it. but like the bit is officially annoying. at least let Quinn photobomb. like- ELLEN DID NOT HAVE HIS ASS FIRST FOR NOTHING.
@conniesmythe
he’s a pretty boy that bats his eyelashes. I’m a gay guy and I eat that shit up. I think most queer hockey fans just like his vibe. idk. it’s a thing. I think it’s that pretty princess little look he does.
@fakehockeyteam
as someone who’s been a mcdavid fan since he was 15 and on the Erie Otters, I can tell you that he genuinely just looks good in white. whether it’s an away jersey, chef’s whites, or the shirt he got married in. bro looks great in white for some reason.
@madisontayt_
as a Jewish person who’s also ethnically Jewish, Russian, and German… huh. I guess my sisters should look like this then. oh wait. they don’t.
know that if we lose hollywood, I’m dropping the most gut wrenching edit to a phoebe song. if we don’t, expect like… idk something kinda slutty in celebration.
I feel like he expected Nate to call him Sid… not his government name. and I think the pause before he says Sidney (as if he was thinking about it) sealed it 😂
87’s obsession with his birth year is literally hilarious because so many players get their birth year as their number, but NONE take the bit as far as Mr. Crosby does. it’s so fun.
THE CAPTAIN IS COMMITTED.
The Penguins have re-signed Sidney Crosby to a two-year contract extension, running through the 2026.27 season and carrying an average annual value of $8.7 million.
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Connor McDavid because I wanna see him red faced and gasping for breath through his tears while he dodges every question with an awkward giggle- why am I saying this on main 😭
this reminds me of this one time connor mcdavid got asked how he felt about being in the penalty box and he went “terrible. miserable. hated every second of it” like lmao? bro straight said shit sucks with a straight face and no one blinked. we need that in every context.
Whenever I see a player get traded I only ever see them say "excited to work with this new team 🙂" but has there ever been a player that didn't do the PR response and was just like "this sucks I hate it fuck all of you" ??
always gonna tell myself this is satire because I truly cannot find any other logical explanation why two Canadians would give enough of a fuck to do a costume like this 💀
for me it’s just bc we’re from the same state and I realized he was Dalton Sargeant’s little brother… and I was a fan of Dalton years ago when he was in NASCAR. so it just transferred to Logan.
I saw people in my comments like “UH- why would anyone like LOGAN?? He was a shirt driver” maybe because he was a sweet guy and an underdog who had potential? If we all went for drivers on PURE performance we’d all be max fans rn 💀
@connormclesbian
“can I stay behind to watch this pick?” -connor wanting to watch dylan strome potentially get drafted 3rd (and then he did) (and then connor was clinging to him for dear life for all the media stuff) (and now they don’t even speak) (but their wives like each other’s stuff)
@joesnicky
THE FUCK? nah. Josi, Crosby, Lowry (tbh), Hughes if that’s your thing, McDavid if that’s your thing (I say that like it’s not mine), Hischier, um…. are there any other mildly good looking NHL Captains?
only time TOR was on the list for having a hot captain is when it was JT.
didn’t… Lando’s dad buy a large stake in McLaren before he joined? hasn’t there been evidence of the Piastris not being as well-off as other families? “my family paid off McLaren” so close, that’s actually YOUR FAVE who’s family paid off McLaren.
god, Norris fans are gross.
Awesome to see these two becoming best friends. Very smart building the chemistry now so when McDavo comes home there’s no down time , just straight into business. Auston 1C McDavid 2C? Maybe we move McDavid to the wing? I’m thinking McDavid-Matthews-Nylander . Fk I just
Good for him for taking the shot he feels he’s worth. Guy’s 22 with a lot of potential. Gonna miss him on the Oilers, but I’m excited to see how STL goes for him. Hell of a guy.
dated a Ducks fan…. I already hated the Ducks so it’s fine, but I feel like I lost braincells. coincidentally, I realized I don’t like women after that relationship. maybe I need to blame the Ducks?
@SibneyCrombsy
my sister doesn’t crate her lab, she just sectioned off her unused den and put my 5 year old nephew’s old toddler bed in there for her to sleep on as she pleases… in all fairness, her dog is like 9 now but she’s done that for like 7 years. slay for the dog.
@sighborgs
she’s literally insane but I love that for her cause he seems oddly chill with it? 😂 bro is probably so off doing his own thing and just like, okay cool my lady’s crazy but she’s obsessed with me so it’s a W for the ego.
@63loyal
Charles using full government names is the shit my French family does (I know he’s Monegasque but my family does the same when they speak in French and it’s HILARIOUS)
what’s gonna be fun to watch is when the american sponsors leave williams because they joined due to logan being on the team
(some did join before him but logan brought more marketing for them than other drivers would/did)
sometimes I miss when I didn’t even know what liking boys meant yet and I was just a little kid compulsively wearing yellow and saying matter-of-factly “otters hold hands” every time I saw teenage connor mcdavid on my tv, because I just wanted him to be my friend. otters 4life ig
@EdmontonOilers
everyone in the comments saying Edmonton Maple Leafs but in actuality, this is the next step in the Erie Otters-ification of the Edmonton Oilers. McDavid, Brown, COACH KNOBLAUCH, and now Dermott.
@MCL4RENS81
@adhorstd
that’s so gross wtf. he’s with his family, why do people want details on his life 😭 like if he was a random person this behavior would be harassment or something. why do “fans” feel so entitled? celebrate content of your fave, move on.
when a dr3 fan is using a podium of his from 6 years ago to prove a point… like girl he flopped so hard that the team he’s on doesn’t even want him. THIS IS NOT THE SERVE YOU THINK THIS IS 😂😂