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@fakehockeyteam

6 months

ref just standing there bewildered he don't even know what going on

Flyers Clips

@Flyers_Clips

6 months

THIS IS THE SPORT I LOVE

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@fakehockeyteam

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whoever decided that gritty should be belligerent and fun and an uncontrolled agent of chaos instead of the normal "yay go team" mascot schtick was a visionary

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@fakehockeyteam

3 months

The most important part of the Corey Perry curse is that he's already won the cup. In fact, this is the origin of the curse. He won once and then was consumed by the covetous and obsessive desire to win more, so the gods punished him for his greed. A classical myth retold

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@fakehockeyteam

11 months

my non-hockey-watching friend was extremely concerned about the goalie. at multiple points she was like "why is he just standing there MENACINGLY" and I was unable to sufficiently explain that goalies are just Like That

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@fakehockeyteam

3 months

he really does look like George Washington

Nashville Predators

@PredsNHL

3 months

can u believe this is a real photo

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@fakehockeyteam

3 years

duality of sports fans

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@fakehockeyteam

7 months

im reporting VGK to the IRS. maybe even the FBI. i've had enough

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@fakehockeyteam

6 months

This thread begets the question: what is THE sluttiest hockey pic (bloody or not bloody) of all time?

rhi

@seattlepenguinz

6 months

do any of yall have photos of players bleeding sluttily. like this. it's for my mom it's her birthday

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@fakehockeyteam

4 months

normal normal "go ahead, pull the trigger. be my fucking guest" normal

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@ellycelly

4 months

this is my one direction

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@fakehockeyteam

9 months

posting this on social media when the rest of your colleagues are doing lame "it's such an honor" bits.... give him the $1M prize

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@njdivas

9 months

I’D BE PISSEDDDDDOFMGJFJFH

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@fakehockeyteam

2 months

this made me think.... does gritty keep his suit on around the players to preserve the magic. like did he show up to the cookout in the gruit and squeak hello. or did he take off the gruit and chill with the guys. or is this a perry the platypus situation

ali~✨

@soundofevermore

2 months

and this is why gritty is the best

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@fakehockeyteam

9 months

every hockey game broadcast is like "there's jingle mcjangle, back in the line up" and then they zoom in on jingle mcjangle and he's gargling 2L of water and spewing it all over the ice like a disease-ridden fire hydrant

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@fakehockeyteam

7 months

joel farabee spotted at the 76ers game tonight trying to figure out where the ice went

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@fakehockeyteam

6 months

this guy has never missed. it's awe-inspiring

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@ArtButSports

6 months

Bullfight in a Divided Ring, Attributed to Goya, early 19th c, 📸 via @rachelhopmayer

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@fakehockeyteam

9 months

Marc Staal healthy scratched for Pride night in Philly, you love to see it

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@charlieo_conn

9 months

Ersson in goal. Nicolas Deslauriers and Marc Staal sits. Flyers going 11/7.

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@fakehockeyteam

1 year

why does Rod Brind'Amour look like this

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@fakehockeyteam

1 year

Great question! Here's the bare minimum: -forfeit every pick this year -Forced sale of the team to outside party -NHL institutes a code of conduct for all players and employees prohibiting and punishing abuse -Bowman and Quenneville to be permanently & officially banned

Rachel Gimore XXX

@EskimosCFL

1 year

@fakehockeyteam Holy fuck what else do you want. They were fined 2 million and Everyone involved was fired.

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@fakehockeyteam

8 months

gritty flanked by bodyguards, using children as shields, twerking on the prone bodies of his defeated enemies... I don't wanna hear any more quibbling about which mascot would win the hunger games

Gritty

@GrittyNHL

8 months

now ur all in big big trouble

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@fakehockeyteam

5 months

sports are the worst. why am I anxious on behalf of random strangers. I am already anxious about myself and now I am being anxious for strangers for fun??

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@fakehockeyteam

2 years

As someone who wants to hook up with men but cannot, I know what it's like to struggle without good D. That's why this pride month I'm partnering with the Philadelphia Flyers,

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@fakehockeyteam

2 years

did. did everyone know John Tortorella tried to fight the entirety of the flames organization in 2014 and just forget to tell me or

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@fakehockeyteam

1 month

honestly the Montreal market and media would be ideal for me if I were nhl. being cyber bullied in French is like being cyber bullied on poptropica. it's not real. it can't hurt me. "elle ne peut pas patinerelle" buddy do you even hear yourself right now

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@fakehockeyteam

2 years

People excusing Carson Briere destroying someone's custom wheelchair by saying he's "just a kid" are ignoring a) that even as a child he should've known better than to touch something that doesn't belong to him and b) HE'S A FUCKING ADULT. Such a disgusting thing to do

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@fakehockeyteam

1 year

OH BOY

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@lyonscath

1 year

rest in pieces cole silinger

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@fakehockeyteam

5 months

Jersey concept sketch for the Utah Worms

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5 months

i think they should be the utah worms

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@fakehockeyteam

3 years

nhl player dating a brunette ... one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind

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@fakehockeyteam

8 months

None of the perpetrators should play or work in hockey again. Not in the NHL, not in Europe, not even beer league. Not even if/when they are released. Any rehabilitation for them can happen far away from this sport. No second chances.

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@fakehockeyteam

8 months

Oh to be a talented but cursed athlete at the playoff game of my equally talented but less cursed brother, going absolutely apeshit whenever something positive happens for his team, knowing in a few months we'll be rivals again but enjoying this brief moment of incandescent joy

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@fakehockeyteam

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may all survivors get justice, privacy, and peace to heal. may all perpetrators and individuals/organizations involved in covering up the violence and abuse and assault face punishment. may hockey culture from the smallest children's leagues to the NHL change fundamentally.

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@fakehockeyteam

4 months

has the utah nhl team considered being the salt lake salt lakers

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@fakehockeyteam

5 months

WHY does the nhl have an award that is just one guy picking his favorite player and giving him an award??? hello??? and why is the guy mark messier????

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@fakehockeyteam

3 years

"oh no my favorite player got covid how could this have possibly happened" girl he's an nhl player they had to make 'too many men on the ice' a penalty because nobody can count past 5

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@fakehockeyteam

2 years

went to flyers training camp and saw a rookie pass out on the ice and then torts told gritty to drag him out back and we heard a gunshot but Tortorella said that was unrelated

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@fakehockeyteam

2 years

The only player committed to growing the game is brady tkachuk and he's not even doing anything

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@fakehockeyteam

1 year

so every single measure taken against the Blackhawks for their decade-long sexual abuse coverup will be undone in less than two years. no lost picks, the management team reinstated elsewhere in the league, $2M in fines they made up in less than a day of season ticket sales

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@DarrenDreger

1 year

Sources say NHL commissioner Gary Bettman will meet with veteran coach Joel Quenneville as soon as the season ends to review his status.

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@fakehockeyteam

6 months

"Tell Kane. I want him to know it was me"

Mike Gould

@miketgould

6 months

To the people saying 'Philly needed to win in regulation' — They had already been mathematically eliminated for a few minutes by the time they pulled their goalie, and I'm struggling to decide whether they just didn't let Tortorella know in time or if he just didn't care!

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@fakehockeyteam

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y'all it's bright and early 8AM on a Monday morning and I would just like to say that Craig Smith has always been the hottest player in the league. He's so hot that I thought he was hot as a Bruin. He's so hot he overcame that his name is Craig

Britt | 🌟

@SlavBritt

11 months

Can I speak safely here?

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@fakehockeyteam

2 years

I can do anything a male hockey fan can do but I am also brave enough to call players hot

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@fakehockeyteam

7 months

Theoretically if the head coach is suspended does that mean he has to stay in the locker room or could he hypothetically purchase normal seats in the audience by the penalty box and bang on the glass.

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@fakehockeyteam

9 months

"NHL all-stars should be determined by highest points" "NHL all-stars should be the best player on each team" wrong. NHL all-stars should be selected based on how funny it would be to watch them attempt to defeat McDavid in his obstacle course

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@fakehockeyteam

8 months

God bless Rick Westhead, Katie Strang, Robyn Doolittle, and all the other journalists who have worked tirelessly to bring this story to light and now refuse to let the london police sweep the department's incompetence under the rug

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@fakehockeyteam

1 year

what would happen if a player lost the stanley cup on their day. like what if they were on a yacht somewhere and they drunkenly tackled it into the water and it sank to the very bottom of the ocean. what would the league do

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@fakehockeyteam

4 months

Just imagining a locker room conversation like: Rookie: Pavs. Pavs. Pavs. Mr Pavelski. P- Pavelski: what, kid Rookie: look at this Pavelski [lacing up his skates]: is it important or is it a tik tok Rookie: Pavelski: Rookie [sad]: a tik tok

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@BR_OpenIce

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Tyler Seguin said the young guys keep the vets updated on the TikTok trends and the vets keep them updated on the situation they're in 🤣

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@fakehockeyteam

1 year

The NHL will continue to excuse and even reward sexual and physical abuse if the individuals and organizations involved make them enough money. there will never be justice for Kyle Beach and there will never be justice for the victim in the 2018 WJC gang rape.

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@fakehockeyteam

2 years

the secret to being funny on hockey twitter is making beat writers' tweets about the zoo

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@fakehockeyteam

10 months

I would've flying tackled my sister into the ice like a rabid squirrel if we were on opposing teams. there'd be bloodshed

Bally Sports Florida: Panthers

@BallyPanthers

10 months

Just some brotherly love out there!

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@fakehockeyteam

3 months

now y'all know the universe wouldn't have allowed Drake to win

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@fakehockeyteam

7 months

do hockey players ever unconsciously spit on the floors of their apartment or is that strictly reserved for the rink

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@fakehockeyteam

4 months

why have the playoffs switched from every other day to every two days. what gives. this season has already taken a decade to end, why have they prolonged it

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@fakehockeyteam

1 year

I don't think Bergeron should stay in the bruins front office I think he should depose Bettman and reform the NHL in his image

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@fakehockeyteam

2 years

Sports betting is ruining the game

Jess Belmosto

@jessbelmosto

2 years

What unpopular hockey opinion will have you like this?

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@fakehockeyteam

2 years

Why each of the calder finalists deserve to win: ZEGRAS: sick lax assist, pulled off the Michigan against MTL, brought new energy to the ducks SEIDER: incredible number of points by a defenseman, critical piece in red wings rebuild, fought veterans BUNTING:

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@fakehockeyteam

3 years

jack eichel should win the lady byng purely because he hasn't killed the sabres management yet

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@fakehockeyteam

1 year

In light of his comments today, here's a reminder that Laughton has always fought for Pride in Philly. His words aren't empty. He's one of the main reasons the flyers even had the option to wear pride jerseys in the first place. Hopefully he'll win the King Clancy this year 🏳️‍🌈

NHLPA

@NHLPA

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. @Laughts21 ’s support of Pride initiatives is a year-round endeavour – from hosting members of the LGBTQ+ community at @NHLFlyers games, to raising money for causes supporting the #NHLPride community:

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@fakehockeyteam

2 years

Brady Tkachuk is so baller every time he pops up on my feed he's doing some new crazy shit like he isn't the captain of an nhl team

Martian

@LalimesMartian

2 years

Tkachuk crew is completely fired up. Brady has a child on his shoulders. Lord have mercy

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@fakehockeyteam

11 months

fuck it, put him in. can he play defense

Flyers Nation

@FlyersNation

11 months

Unlike the Philadelphia Phillies… The Philadelphia #Flyers allowed Wally the emotional support alligator to enter the Wells Fargo Center 👀👀👀 📸: @flyersgirl38

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@fakehockeyteam

2 years

The Chicago Blackhawks are protecting theoretically jeopardized Russian players better than they protected Kyle Beach and the children at the schools they endorsed Brad Aldrich to

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@fakehockeyteam

7 months

love the trade deadline because there's always a bunch of teams holding a shitty yard sale and like 4 teams engaged in the hockey equivalent of a nuclear arms race

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@fakehockeyteam

10 months

Nothing will ever top this

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@lovechazelle

10 months

what is your favourite moment from an interview?

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@fakehockeyteam

2 years

Patrick Kane sympathizes with and advocates for abusers and those who protect them. Put that in your article about what he brings to NYR. Regardless of whether he participated, it's undeniable that he defended Q and the Blackhawks for how they handled Kyle Beach's abuse

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@fakehockeyteam

2 years

Honestly more singers should date nhl players. I want a breakup song that has "you'll never win a Stanley cup" in the chorus

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@fakehockeyteam

3 years

My new hobby is starting rumors about Nathan Mackinnon. He only sleeps on a $1.7M slab of Italian marble to align his spine. He can only listen to Tibetan throat singing during the season or else he goes into an uncontrollable rage.

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@fakehockeyteam

1 year

Shout out to this account specifically, who has been dming me for 2 weeks shy of a whole calendar year, because I said the flyers getting TDA was a bad move

Philadelphia Flyers

@NHLFlyers

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We have placed defenseman Tony DeAngelo on unconditional waivers.

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@fakehockeyteam

3 years

ellen hughes saying she cheers for whichever son needs it the most like it isnt always quinn, the human embodiment of despair

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@fakehockeyteam

10 months

every year y'all are always like "why are so many players getting sick?!?1" they don't wash their hands. they literally spit everywhere. they pass around player of the game trophies. they cough into each others open mouths. they don't bathe.

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@fakehockeyteam

1 month

It's racism, plain and simple. Duclair has some of the best style in the game, and consistently looks well-tailored and professional while maintaining a unique and individual sense of style.

Mr. Bandana

@AdamsOnHockey

1 month

Implying that *this man* looks unprofessional / doesn’t take pride in his appearance is one of the craziest takes I’ve ever seen on this ridiculous site

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@fakehockeyteam

3 months

finally, in a sea of neutral Chanel and Bottega bags, a challenger appears!! Grace Dooley, wife of Islanders captain Anders Lee, is wearing a super camp rhinestone queen of hearts clutch to the NHL Awards in Vegas

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@fakehockeyteam

2 years

Absolutely nothing could prepare me for the audio in this tiktok

luho jammikko

@gripitandrippit

2 years

Ive had enough of the nhl

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@fakehockeyteam

3 years

and happy international womens day to every single female hockey fan who has been degraded and belittled for daring to care about a sport or player

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@fakehockeyteam

6 months

flyers sinking their own ship just to flip off k*ne one last time is worth it to me, believe it or not

Mike Gould

@miketgould

6 months

Lol. Kane scores the shootout winner. There's a very, very good chance Detroit would've clinched a playoff spot right there if Philly hadn't gifted it to Washington for absolutely no reason. That's one of the most surreal things I've ever seen

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2 months

disappointed in all the hockey fans joking about how this is Joe Biden being put on waivers or being bought out. clearly this is actually more similar to a team not renewing the contract of a current captain

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@fakehockeyteam

11 months

They fuckin got mitch marner man...

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@fakehockeyteam

2 years

is there anything funnier than remembering that a bunch of nhl all stars had to sit through a live performance of emo girl

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@fakehockeyteam

2 months

Fuck you and the rest of the insiders who have tried to launder his reputation by saying he's ""put in the work"". That doesn't absolve him or justify giving him a position of power to abuse again. You all fail Kyle Beach and survivors more with every sniveling tweet

Ryan Rishaug

@TSNRyanRishaug

2 months

There will be many strong opinions on the Oilers hiring Bowman today, and rightfully so. I’d encourage people to read this article from Sheldon Kennedy as part of forming that opinion. Wherever you land is your own, but this is meaningful information from a well respected voice.

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@fakehockeyteam

1 year

Warm up jerseys were more than virtue-signaling. they often featured local artists' designs, and most brought in more money via auction for the charities and organizations honored on specific nights specifically because they were worn by players. It sucks that it's come to this

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@fakehockeyteam

8 months

And fuck all the insiders who would cut out their own tongues to swallow the NHL's boot deeper, who immediately publicized the expansion news before once reporting about the 2018 WJC update. What about all your spineless handwringing during the Beach trial about doing better?

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@fakehockeyteam

1 year

forgot how insane any given day of the regular season is. went to bed at 9PM and missed Giordano launching himself into a scrum like a flying squirrel, Vancouver beating the Oilers 8-1 with a dick trick from Brock Boeser of all people, and the light leaving Bedard's eyes for good

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@fakehockeyteam

1 year

it's not a joke any longer I'm convinced Gary Bettman is actually getting paid by the NBA to ruin the NHL

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@fakehockeyteam

1 year

Tomorrow begins adopt don't shop season for the nhl

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@fakehockeyteam

5 months

Cutter Gauthier refusing to sign with the Flyers

chris kreider respecter

@jonmoxIeys

5 months

i cannot take these orange freaks anymore.

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2 years

why does it feel like brady tkachuk is speed running thru life. he's 22 and engaged and named captain of an nhl team and is collecting accolades and enemies like Pokémon god lord man aren't you exhausted

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@fakehockeyteam

2 years

The flyers are collecting assholes like the fucking infinity stones... the racist, the homophobe, and the biter like some kind of wizard of oz remake from hell

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@fakehockeyteam

1 year

i think the guy picked absolutely dead last in the nhl draft should get special interviews too. I think they should make him go on a press tour

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@fakehockeyteam

6 months

I will be rooting against Utah as a franchise forever. immediately bumped to the top of my active feuds list. I'm placing a curse on everyone involved that will last for the next ten generations

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@fakehockeyteam

3 years

mad respect for all the hockey moms who support their sons no matter where they go. if my child played for the bruins I'd disown them. and I'd drop dead before I'd wear a pens jersey

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@fakehockeyteam

11 months

i hate not having circles now I gotta post "I like the neck guards I think they're sexy" on main. I got real people with real jobs in hockey following me and now they gotta see all this nonsense. smh

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@fakehockeyteam

2 years

damn getzlaf couldn't even handle one full season of zegras before he was like I'm too old for this shit and dipped

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@fakehockeyteam

1 year

I'm sure the whole family is just bursting with Pride

Aarif Deen

@runwriteAarif

1 year

Heck of a season for the Maple Leafs, but this offseason is gonna be insane. Excited for the Staals. Jordan vs. Eric and Marc in the Eastern Conference Final. Pretty cool for their family

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@fakehockeyteam

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nothing to say except hockey and the nhl continue to prove that they do not care about survivors or the safety of their players or employees. nothing will stop executives from hiring a mediocre man with a track record of enabling or committing abuse

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@fakehockeyteam

2 years

The dallas stars understand that the first nhl team to secure the kpop vote will be invincible

Dallas Stars

@DallasStars

2 years

A certified bop, if we do say so ourselves, @konnect_danielk 🎧 #KANGDANIEL

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@fakehockeyteam

1 year

this option on the nhl website is killing me. "prefer not to say" like it's extremely sensitive and personal information im crying

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@fakehockeyteam

9 months

Oh to be an ahl player joyously leaping into a pile of teddy bears

American Hockey League

@TheAHL

9 months

When the intrusive thoughts win 🧸🤸‍♂️

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@fakehockeyteam

1 year

Anyway this is why your math teachers always told you to specify units with your answers. "Leafs in 5" leafs in 5 what? Years?

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@fakehockeyteam

1 year

im ready for whatever happens tonight

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@fakehockeyteam

8 months

The first time I took my mother- who, bless her heart, watched me grow up as a quiet bookworm with no interest in sports- to a flyers game with me, she was absolutely APPALLED. I booed when they were announcing the opposing lineup and she turned around in horror and whacked me

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@ufobri

8 months

i get scared when my bf starts acting like a guy and locks in to the sports game on tv like where did my baby girl pookie bear go

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@fakehockeyteam

2 years

funny how my workplace will let my coworkers wear football jerseys on fridays and make March Madness brackets but when I wanna hang a big flag that says FUCK THE BOSTON BRUINS it's suddenly "unprofessional" and "will be reported directly to the head of HR"

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@fakehockeyteam

2 years

maybe this life is just purgatory for Steve Dangle and we're all just npcs

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@fakehockeyteam

1 year

teams signing some poor kid who just lost the frozen four and then immediately sending them to their death for their first nhl game in the stanley cup playoffs

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@fakehockeyteam

1 year

hockey twitter and their chosen medium bad 4th liner

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@fakehockeyteam

2 years

when the flyers said they wanted to become unlikeable I thought they meant for opposing teams not their own fans

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