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What happens when NBC/Paramount sees the single spike in viewership over the years long flatline in ratings?

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Shane Gillis preps his monologue for Saturday!

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Will Smith slapped Chris Rock for this woman’s honor?! Wild.

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@egirlstepsister Amy would take a few hits and then still tell on you to security.

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@rick_doobs Ah fuck 😂😂

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I’m proud of @robertkelly for losing the weight but the newfound confidence is somewhat alarming.

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Another day of doing comedy in Austin, Texas

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@kurtmetzger Refunding tickets they’ve already sold meaning they know you have an audience in their neighborhood wanting to see you live. I’m sure alienating them will help the club truly thrive. Not financially, but communally with the neighbors who already weren’t paying to come

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@matchpoint03 @barstoolsports Stevie Nicks. I don’t know who I’d change off your list but I know I’d put her on there.

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Luis Piñata is totally worth the price of admission

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@thestonedterf Damn, you changed this so my joke doesn’t work now but I’m sharing it anyways lol

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@TimRunsHisMouth @shoe0nhead What about parents who let their kids watch violent movies or play violent video games? I wouldn’t let my kids go to this, but I don’t think it’s any more egregious than those things.

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Imagine being such a fucking pathetic piece of shit you gotta dress up your lil videogame man to be the scary nazi you wish you were. Also, smoked his ass and kicked his head off lol

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@BiggsSheriff @MKUltraMoney Her studio apartment is probably $3000/month. The juice is the least of her worries.

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@flaviusvalens1 @MadCapMunchkin Kung Fury. You’re in for a treat, my friend.

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@luisjgomez Zac, Kim, Mullen, Ian, Six and Shaner

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@cantguardmyke Like Lemaire ain’t living in his damn house!

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@hoss_tagge My kids and I caught covid from my wife, who brought it home caring for unvaccinated patients at the hospital. We can’t mind our own business because people like you still find ways to make your business ours.

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@benaveryisgood Even without current events, who the fuck was excited for a book from Brett Gelman?!

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@jokesdepartment Shoulda got a tattoo of a rent check

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Bet it was this guy’s idea.

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Most Philly shit ever to fill the bridge collapse wit rocks from Delco and pave over them till we figure it out

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@Shaydozer “Look at this guy, just out here living his life! Who the fuck does he think he is!?”

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@BethuneTheory Someone got in her ear and told her to capitalize on everything so they could cash in too. Shame that even now she’s likely being manipulated. But I also agree with your description of her and think she’s more devious than she lets on.

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I’ve never felt cheated by Luis, or GAS Digital. A GAS sub is barely more than most podcasts’ Patreons now. And when I finally get to Skankfest next year I want to know the money went to growing it even more.

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Your mom’s house ppv’s are 11.50. The weekly mint streams from the cellar are $10. We priced accordingly. It costs a wild amount of money to be able to do this. Skankfest will be making very little if anything off the streams. The artists are the ones who benefit most.

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@luisjgomez @NatalieCuomo Can’t wait for tomorrow when he recounts the story of fighting the person who finds him.

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Rooting for the Eagles today so all my favorite podcasts don’t go into a depression era.

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Remember to say a prayer for Seth Simons tonight on the eve of his darkest day.

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Jake has no problem stealing other people’s art, but he’ll shame you for how you tip your bartender. Truly progressive of him.

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I'm so glad I pirated this instead of paying for it

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@_Nohem Sure it is. “I like what you said and I have nothing more to add”.

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Holy Shit, @cliffdiverOK , welcome to Riot Fest. That was awesome.

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@robertkelly YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAN!

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@Joel__Constable A smart network would try to lock them in.

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@LeMaireLee At 5 am? Early bird gets his own worm lol

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@awomanskwarned If you got harmony with FOH and BOH, that cup has a little vodka & soda in it, and someone else is going home with a nice meatball parm.

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@JasonIsbell “I don’t know, I just kept coming at him and criticizing him, and antagonizing him and then for no reason he told me to fuck off!”

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@gabydvj I just had someone on Reddit discredit nurses by saying how easily they fall into pyramid schemes like Herbalife, and I don’t think I’ll ever look at them the same again.

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@luisjgomez If you end any of them I’ll find a way to teach James to smoke.

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@gerard4156 @maggiecsiebert I never should’ve found out this was a gif because I don’t have the will to refrain from using it all the time now.

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@PlugSince95 @Real_JRoe There’s apps like Shipt and Instacart, and most grocery stores have some linked delivery service. You have help, you’re choosing to be selfish if you don’t use them.

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@drboycewatkins1 Half the black dudes pictured here haven’t been relevant in years. Keep reaching

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Old. Creepy. Gay. Gay. Lady? Now that we’ve gotten Luis out of the way, this is a stellar lineup of specials coming!

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If you guys are planning on coming to the @gasdigital half hour tapings here’s some info: Tapings are as follows Mon July 10 @kurtmetzger & Jordan Jensen Tue July 11 @ComicDaveSmith & Luis J Gomez Wed July 12 @columtyrrell & @RichVos 2 shows per night. Tix free Monday 1pm.

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@AwfulButGreat @TheWapplehouse So there WAS cake?

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It’s a great day for everyone except Seth Simons and Australians! #SODTAOE

Watch Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs | Netflix Official Site

In a rowdy stand-up set, Shane Gillis riffs on his girlfriend's Navy SEAL ex, touring George Washington's house and being bullied by an Australian Goth.

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@VincenzoPala Nah, and if it was just trolling it’s still a lame way to spend your time. Kinda like you, how you keep commenting on my stuff despite me saying you’re weird and I’m not interested in whatever you’re dumb schtick is.

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My mom, everyone. Not great with sight gags or texting.

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@luisjgomez He’s still the funniest person on the planet. Just now he’s also….

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@Uber_Support @franciscellis This was an hour ago, he’s obviously died in that crash by now.

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Bryan Callen just isn’t funny. All the pieces are there but he always stifles a joke by needing to still look cool instead of being self deprecating.

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@RealScreenGeek Lol people are ridiculous. Given the story they’re telling, the Oni skull is appropriate. And the old silhouette is still in there. Plus it’s 13 issues and he’ll probably be right back to normal. If you care about this, go outside and get some air.

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@MarksCustom @luisjgomez You’re saying you couldn’t parent your kid in any other meaningful way but with fear, and that she didn’t respect you after the fear was gone. That seems far more like your failure than hers.

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@eliza__jane @nbcsnl Because people have calmed down enough to realize he’s just a comedian and not some racist supervillain.

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My wife got us tickets to see Shane so none of you tell her the horrible shit I say about her on here!

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@johnnybilo @luisjgomez Unrepentant? His whole special is titled “SORRY”.

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I’m alarmed by how many of you don’t know this is Wesley Snipes.

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Bitch ass blocked me before I got to tell Him he looked like Teddy Ruxpin.

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Hey @mikerainey82 are you interested in this card for your Lil’ Stinkers collection? Menendez Bros courtside enjoying a parent free evening! I’ll bring it to the Chicago show if you want it.

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@teekay1013 It’s hilarious because they’re always just terrible at the game. Like you made this dude to show off or something and then you suck?

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@Eastwoodsburner I meant more philosophically, what are they going to do when they are faced with the reality they’ve ostracized half their potential audience to cater to the half that wants their comedy censored.

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Stealing someone’s work is shameful. Doing it half as good with the template in front of you is just pathetic. Watch the original

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Oh..how long did it take?? Bout ten seconds..twelve tops 😬🫶

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@jennuhdordie @schoonerz @luisjgomez Well he’s got his own festival so it must still be a little funny

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My feed is like 90% Shane right now. Love you guys.

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@what_up_bbgirl She’s a friend of Stav’s so now you can really hate her

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@PropheSteve @_Gillyandkeeves Nah, we want to see our boys succeed and do more cool shit.

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@NatalieCuomo So she’s a 5,6,7,8?

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@zoiehenrynews @LGonTV Since we’ve all seen people broadcast at their worst moments with cameras shoved in their face for the news to gain viewers, it’s safe to say respect isn’t alway given from your end either.

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@AspersionCaster This should be an early blowout. Too many of you not listening to Durag

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@grantvegas247 Maybe not snl itsef, but I think a whole lot of people are gonna have to admit how undeniably funny he is and that he’s not the villain he’s been made out to be.

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@JoeEurell1 That still wouldn’t explain why you’re trying to railroad other comics like you don’t know they’re just making jokes

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This is just an @nihilist_arbys bit

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🚨 #BREAKING : A Dead Body has been found inside freezer of Arby’s restaurant 📌 #NewIberia | #Louisiana Currently number of law enforcements and other agencies are on the scene after a Dead body was discovered and have been found inside of a freezer of a Arby’s restaurant in New

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Seth Simons has me blocked. Has anyone told him to suck our dicks yet?

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Me, outside Gas Digital studios when it’s Wednesday and @LegionOfSkanks still isn’t available on the app.

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@luisjgomez This was not the casualty I was expecting from the Dab Era.

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@TimJDillon I give props to any artist that can get paid for some asinine installation like this. “ so my idea is a cube, but like a super expensive one. Can I get paid upfront?”

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@Slickman94 @Glock_Topickz Nah it’s a comedy show. Stay the fuck away from it if jokes wrinkle your panties too much.

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@JeffDye This is gonna be a great show. I can already hear all the clapping!

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@luisjgomez “I thought I would listen to a new wholesome show called LEGION OF SKANKS, and all of a sudden they started talking all this filth…”

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@luisjgomez “You took my blue check mark?! That’s how I feed my family! YOU’RE TRYING TO KILL BABY JAMES!”

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@luisjgomez Kickin’ It with Collum, and Go Birds ( rotating cast of Philly comics and Big Jay watching the Eagles shit the bed every Sunday)

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Obligatory 420 post, reminding you it’s gay to make weed your personality. And sister, i am FLAMING

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@feraljokes You mean how did so many people keep seeing you show up in their feeds the last few years trying to take down everything we enjoy because you found yourself on the outs with everyone? Stop picking fights and go live your life, we’re all trying to have fun.

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I said Needlejuice 3 times and now @timbutterly won’t stop haunting my house (stealing my drugs)

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@MarkBrooksArt My wife collected the keys from Locke & Key for me in secret and then had them framed.

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@luisjgomez This is all just because you didn’t have any ramps at Skankfest

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@luisjgomez @KFreehams I don’t think you’re allowed to talk poorly about your sponsors.

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@GabrielleStone @luisjgomez @LegionOfSkanks Don’t get mad, get even. Make fun of his dead parents on your podcast.

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@hamster_gangsta @timbutterly Weird to come after someone for jokes and perceived misogyny and then call innocent children “retards”.

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Don’t believe the lies; he had to move the fight because he’s scared of Maryjo.

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If you haven’t heard I’m now fighting @timbutterly Nov 4th at #CarnivalOfCombat1 in St Petersberg Fl! EllisMania still happening @ Skankfest but we couldn’t do fights the way we wanted! Florida is more chill! Tickets on sale Sept 12 - 12pm EST @EllisMate

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@MikeSington We have the Blue Angels fly all throughout Chicago to practice before the Air Show every year. This doesn’t seem that crazy to me.

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@AspersionCaster The funniest outcome is MJ chokes him out

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@mikerainey82 Would it be fair to say urine too deep to back out now?

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How I envision Gas Digital Network vs Reality:

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@ArcahtypeAustin @CrackAmicoRAP Damn dude that’s real harsh to say to someone making a pretty tepid joke. If you weren’t so reactionary maybe you’d realize you’re mixing up two different people here.

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Well, Skhreli is proof Jake Flores could win everyone over if he just came on Skanks and made two jokes.

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@luisjgomez Chicago does have a massive convention center. That it’s conveniently close to me is besides the point.

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@TheAliaJanine @CrisItalia @newrepublic @sasimons Even when he felt he was being duped he persisted in believing it, because he’s that desperate to feel the power he had when he helped bring down Shane.

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Holy Shit, @kimberlycongdon coming out of retirement and lacing up the gloves! #skankfestsouth #Ellismania is poppin off!

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@roostir @FoxNews Well this is a new character, Superman’s son.

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Someone’s real proud of herself for eating my entire steak just now.

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@luisjgomez I’ve had to catch most of them after they finished, and they all worked pretty great. Watched Kill Tony Live and it worked fine. No complaints here doggie.

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Size of the hail hitting my house right now. Fuck you 70 degree day in February, I knew you were on some bullshit.

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@benhasfailed I’m so glad someone posed that question the other day because I wouldn’t have thought of it til right when it would be panic inducing lol

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