Billie Eilish tells Rolling Stone about her song โLunchโ and realizing her sexuality:
โI wrote some of it before even doing anything with a girl, and then wrote the rest after. Iโve been in love with girls for my whole life, but I just didnโt understand โ until, last year, I
Guys just bein guys wearing Armani suits and gambling more than you'll ever make with 17 cameras in their faces. Real blue collar average joe vibez ๐ฏ
Shane did okay. All this proved is how much funnier he/Gilly and Keeves is than SNL and how dead the industry is. We don't need these archaic institutions anymore. Funny people can make their own shit.
So many fun times at
@MGMGrand
last week. Thanks to all who came out, participated and supported. (We hit on 16 when dealer is showing 7 or higher. Please do the same)
Bout to start writing a scathing DISS about these fat gay dickheads. Plz reply w/ links to any dirt/crimes you think are worth mentioning!
#2Bears1Grave
JUST IN: Justin Timberlake's mugshot has been released after he was arrested for drunk driving.
Officers say โhis eyes were bloodshot and glassy, a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage was emanating from his breath."
After being pulled over, Timberlake reportedly told cops:
So funny how mfs loved me when I was only dissing Schaub. He was the one it was cool to trash. Now yall mad I'm dissing millionaires that only see you as a $ and literally trash ppl for a living. I'm a PROUD HATER. If you don't like it unfollow me. I'm not going to change.
You may think he should have his wigga card revoked for not dating a black queen...but corrupting a white girl from a nice family is one of the most wiggerous things you can do ๐ค๐๐ฏ
Travis Kelce confirms he has made contact with Taylor Swift and invited her to one of his games:
โI threw the ball in her court and, you know, I told her, 'I've seen you rock the stage at Arrowhead,' You might have to come see me rock the stage at Arrowhead and see which one's a
If thereโs ever been a night to tune into
@nbcsnl
, tonight is THE night. My buddy, my beer Olympic partner, the center to my quarterback, is HOSTING!!! Make sure to tune in and support. This one will be unforgettable I promise. Congrats,
@Shanemgillis
I canโt wait to watch.
I'm so fuckin tired of yall dumb bitches pretending tv is real life. Yes we rooting for the meth dealer. Yes we hope his dumb bitch wife don't snitch on him so the show continues. Fuck her and the cripple son my man Walt gettin to tha BAG. IT'S A SHOW YOU FUCKING RETARD.
Eminem is great but he so fuckin gay. So out of touch that he thinks ppl gonna be outraged by prounoun, midget and retard jokes in 2024. Bro really is 51 years old.
Patrice and Giraldo are dead. Colin is obscure. Jim is fully gay. Burr is hollywood. Louis is cancelled. Vos is senile. Ant is a drunken fool...
This is what we've been left with ๐ข
Max Holloway delivered the greatest knockout in combat sport history @
#UFC300
with 1 second left in the fight. UNREAL. I started playing duck duck goose.
@BlessedMMA
#Calabasafightcompanion
Comedian
#ShaneGillis
' controversial remarks are coming back to haunt him ahead of his
#SNL
appearance ๐ฌ Listen to the resurfaced clip. All the details:
Just heard from Luis that Dylan is pulling out of the fight. Damn... Sorry to all the people who were excited for this. Been working hard to sell this fight and training hard behind the scenes. What a shame
๐ซค
Yup all it takes is ONE fake story thru squealing laughter or ONE surface level pandering horseshit song for an audience of alcoholic retards and you too can ride a bus thru my homestate counting money and laughing at me. Yall gon bring out CRACK COBAIN ๐ญ๐ซ
Winston-Salem, Fairfax and Roanoke!! Call your plus one and come see me on the
#TopsOffWorldTour
. Grab your tickets at
I canโt wait to see how you lunatics photoshop thisโฆ