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@VincenzoPala

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MMA, Comedy, Engineering

CABA, Argentina
Joined April 2012
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30 days
@KonnyTalks That's the gayest fake text I've ever seen. You should feel bad.
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@BowTiedMara *Man having heart attack on plane* Passanger: Oh my god! Help! Is there a doctor on the plane?! Rachael: 👀
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@Iberianamerica Take a shot every time she says "Mexican-American" and you'll have alcohol poisoning by minute 2.
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5 months
@ChaiAndCabin That guy must be the most non-superficial guy on the planet. My goodness.
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@DudespostingWs Comfortable. Utilitarian. Great stick choice.
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4 months
@Alexa_Curtis @HungryGames2000 - "You know I don’t have the energy to reply to this" - Writes three paragraphs.
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@LudisCharta @SteamRollaa Rogan also thought Trump walked out to "Many Men". Take anything he says with an enormous grain of salt.
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4 months
@Bigdawgskraitup Fake profile
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10 months
@nahimdifferent Her: bb look at how much fun I had! Her man:
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@BenTheBaneDavis Tldr: he was shopping/chatting with the PFL before the ending of the contract. UFC found out, told him to kick rocks.
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@DovySimuMMA Wearing eyelashes in a fight is wilder.
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7 months
@UFCRosterWatch Page Admin confirmed bipolar. Seek help bro.
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7 months
@mydearnari_ @maybeeevirgo Imagine needing $500 worth of face paint and sugar to hide how miserable you are.
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7 months
@maybeeevirgo Watching someone slather paint on their face while getting diabetes is so much fun!
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4 months
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10 months
@SStricklandMMA You're saying exactly what we're all thinking
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@memechaotic Every competitive FPS.
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@canyoonnxmoon No deberías estar arrastrándote por los conductos del aire acondicionado?
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4 months
@DaRumbling They're in a state of diarrhea 24/7.
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5 months
@ChampRDS He threw a left. If you're not ready, don't throw a strike. Cope harder. You got starched.
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5 months
@stylebender Then got 50-45'd by a goofy hillbilly. But sure.
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10 months
@AmySavxx @Ryanair Sorry you're poor.
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4 months
@THR Dude is 42 years old.
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8 months
@yisus_censurado puedo arreglarla
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@ElGefese Pero McDonald's, Burger King, Apple, Chevy Ford, estos estan bien. 🤦🏽
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4 months
@60Minutes @BillWhitakerCBS Not only was this solved 15 years ago, their method is wildly inefficient.
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@BpopeTV Congrats on your plank of gruel.
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4 months
@BoxingKingdom14 He's Mexican. He's a Mexican citizen, born and raised. No one cares about distant ancestry besides people from the USA who are ashamed to be American.
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5 months
@BenTheBaneDavis Smith and Chiesa both love speaking like they're Hall of Fame superstars.
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@MMAJunkie Sounds like a scumbag.
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@JonnyBones He was also 38 years old then. Now he's 42. He hasn't gotten better or more dangerous in his 40s.
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8 months
@MMAJunkie That reporter is abhorrent. What a complete dweeb. An "ally of the community". It's a fucking fight press conference not a political rally. Calm down, dipshit.
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8 months
@TruthfulUfcFan Got beat 49-46. But ok.
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4 months
@BowTiedMara People who temporarily travel to other countries only to bitch about that country, infuriate me.
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10 months
@Rainmaker1973 @Carol1mcs You're proud you said a suffocating shark is smiling?
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@LiamHealy16 No. Rest in piss, bootlicker.
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4 months
@TheArtOfWar6 When it's a one-on-one comedian episode, it's an immediate pass. Can't deal with three hours of self-righteous shop-talk about comedy. It's douchey and gay.
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5 months
@DovySimuMMA Jailin Turner getting desperate
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@HoopMixOnly That bulge is excessive.
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@davereaboi You sound jealous, gay and bald.
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@shittttin Se ve mejor cuando no sonríe. Los dientes son horribles.
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@SuspectFed That father is a pussy.
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@xbtGBH Gets banged out by over a dozen dudes, calls it kissing to make herself feel innocent, regrets everything.
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@BorrachinhaMMA This is worth hundreds of pennies.
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@elpittttt "está LITERALMENTE declarandole la guerra a Argentina" NO
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10 months
@PunishedFredda You need the requirement for clean water explained to you?
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@IsaEvermore13 Si los Yankees hacen algo mejor y ofrecen un producto o servicio superior, deberían darle la bienvenida. Producir empleos y oportunidades para los argentinos es algo malo? Porque "el mate es sólo para los argentinos"? Suena tonto.
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@MrPassive_ Way to crowbar in your advertisement.
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@Andr3jH It's a room full of "Project Management" degrees.
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