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@mandishumba
Godfrey Shumba
2 years
Dr Phophi Ramathuba yesterday 25. 08.2022 went to the patient she insulted a few days ago to apologize. She has also started a process of fast tracking regularization of her stay in SA. @HarareNdini @gundwenation @GeorgeMoto4 @Mug2155 @DivhaDollarz @KMutisi @rebhara
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Godfrey Shumba
6 years
@nelsonchamisa *Breaking News!* Chamisa declared WhatsApp president. All group admins to report to him with immediate effect. 😂😂😂
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@mandishumba
Godfrey Shumba
1 year
Mbare yanditora moyo✊🏾
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@mandishumba
Godfrey Shumba
6 years
I have just got a new Lawyer...TAWANDA KANENGONI Ndatopedza so....🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ @matigary @nickmangwana @TembaMliswa @Tafiez
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@mandishumba
Godfrey Shumba
6 years
ZVIKAFAMBA ZVAKANAKA , *CHAMISA NECHANDO ZVICHANGO PERERANA 😎😜🏃🏿✊🏽 @nelsonchamisa @KMutisi @matigary @caesarzvayi
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Godfrey Shumba
6 years
@acielumumba Acie told us about the RBZ thieves and they were removed, Acie told us about SI 64/122 and its gone. He also told us of Queen Bee....the bee WILL GO Acie you are a star. Let me go Jozi, for my cooking oil, bread ,sugar and beer. Back tonight 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️
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Godfrey Shumba
4 years
@JoeBiden Great Mr President... please can you remove the Sanctions on little Zimbabwe, they are hurting ordinary people and unnecessary. Thank you in advance
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@mandishumba
Godfrey Shumba
1 year
Dear @elonmusk are we still free to speak our mind? Interfering in Zimbabwe elections and politics is at its peak. Can you please review this
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Godfrey Shumba
4 years
Today in 1976, a day after ZANU day commemorations, Morrison Nyati aka Livison Mutasa brought in some Rhodesian Selous Scouts to bomb and massacre comrades at Nyadzonia refugee camp. Nyathi had infiltrated Zanla forces and rose to be Section Commander. Nyati is Chamisa’s uncle
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Godfrey Shumba
5 years
Dear @nelsonchamisa thank you very much for arranging the bashing of my neighbor's wife. She has been making a lot of noise about "Chamisa chete chete" and beating her hubby who us my friend. Today she went for your Demo and came back on a stretcher. We are happy shes quiet. Good
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Godfrey Shumba
2 years
Dear @Twitter Since you have now been bought by a person who loves humanity and freedom @elonmusk Can you un block accounts of Zimbabwean patriots @matigary and @Jamwanda2 They were blocked unfairly at the instigation of opposition politicians in our country. Thank you
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@mandishumba
Godfrey Shumba
5 years
Dear @usembassyharare @TimoOlkkonen Next week I want to shout at Zanu (PF) and the president. I will also be kidnapped and beaten up and sprayed with flour. I want to know how much I will get from you for budget purposes with my wife. Also will I get a post in MDC? $25000 usd ok?
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@mandishumba
Godfrey Shumba
4 years
@matigary huya uone Temba handichamuone mushe..., this is not the way to put a point across... it borders madness
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Godfrey Shumba
3 years
I am a registered voter and will vote for @edmnangagwa in any election because he has a revolutionary vision and the nation at heart.....all others Zvimbwasungata. @ZANUPF_Official is the only way forward. Ndatenda hangu
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@mandishumba
Godfrey Shumba
6 years
My ex wife wants to talk to me but I dont want!.....NOW SHE WANTS TO DEMONSTRATE OUTSIDE MY WORK PLACE FOR DIALOGUE......😂😂😂😂🤣
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Godfrey Shumba
5 years
💥💥 MEDICAL ALERT . Dr Mugodhoyi remembers nothing and knows nothing. Please Zimbabweans whenever you go to a Hospital for treatment ask for the name of the Doctor. This activist Doctor will kill you..and forget that he is a Doc
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Godfrey Shumba
6 years
I Listened to studio 7 and heard Sarah Mahoka saying NPF is going to support Chamisa and they ( NPF) will get a VP post. Chokwadi chichabuda handei tione and also remember this is a deal between Chamisa minus other Alliance mbrs @KMutisi @nickmangwana @nicolehondo @matigary
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Godfrey Shumba
5 years
Any good news out of Zimbabwe sends some Diaspora Zimbabweans into profound sadness and anguish..Any bad news on Zimbabwe will bring orgasm to some as wave after wave of ecstasy hit them 🙂☹️☹️☹️.Sad..nxa!... @ali_naka @nelsonchamisa @matigary @geek_breezy @KMutisi
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@mandishumba
Godfrey Shumba
6 years
I have just arrived home. Guess what?... my vote is my secret I wont tell anyone come rain come thunder....basa ndapedza. The only thing I said in the booth after voting was " Pasi na Jonso, Zhu Wao, Goblin, Fugunde and Wamba" Basa ndapedza @KMutisi @matigary @ProfJNMoyo @hwende
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@mandishumba
Godfrey Shumba
2 years
@drjaytee87 Dr Marume
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@mandishumba
Godfrey Shumba
2 years
Russian VISA card Russia has developed its banking system, adopted the MIR network instead of Visa and Master, reduced transfer fees for MIR card users, and is now allying itself with the Chinese UnionPay, which is used in 180 countries and is bigger than Visa and Master combined
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@mandishumba
Godfrey Shumba
2 years
Dear @PacheduZW and @ARTUZ_teachers the traffic to work is tough today!!… People love their work… no stay away. They suffered under Covid. You guys get money from @USEmbZim but normal people work for their money @gundwenation @GondaiMutongi @HarareNdini @Mug2155 @DrMutambudzi
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Godfrey Shumba
5 years
The Air Chief Marshal of Namibia says anyone who disputes the election results in the streets will finish the conversation with God in heaven... 😂🤣😋🤣
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Godfrey Shumba
8 months
The ERJ 145 aircraft has landed today from Mexico. This is the second one for Air ZIMBABWE @FlyAirZimbabwe Many thanks to Cde President @edmnangagwa 👏🏾👏🏾 @HarareNdini @dhonzamusoro007 @Mug2155 @kmugova @gundwenation @DivhaAfrica @BaShonaBaShona @CMukungunugwa
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Godfrey Shumba
1 year
Chamisa and Ostallos visited the American Embassy in Harare to apologise for the drubbing their team got in the hands of the Chevrons......🤣😂🤣😂 @nickmangwana @Tinoedzazvimwe1 @mhofela_mhofu @matigary @HarareNdini @gundwenation @DivhaAfrica @dereckgoto @Eddie_Gore1 @Mug2155
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Godfrey Shumba
4 years
Morning @MthuliNcube @GGuvamatanga @ReserveBankZIM @Jamwanda2 @matigary @Teechihuri @Davidmuchuchu Busy hangu ku deleter manumber evanhu vepama service stations ne machange - money ...havasisina kana dhiri 😖😖🥱 Zimbabwe yave kuzipa hayo🚶🏽‍♂️🚶🏽‍♂️
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Godfrey Shumba
4 years
Dear @ReserveBankZIM @MthuliNcube @GGuvamatanga My local money changers have run out of electronic money and are crying very hard. What did you do to them?. What ever you did is excellent the Usd is now to into the Supermarkets while the money changers are crying at the door.
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Godfrey Shumba
3 years
Before you laugh at kids for believing in Father Christmas, remember there are adults who still believe in MDC-A🤭🤭 🤔🤔🤔😞🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️ @HarareNdini @Mug2155 @TafadzwaMugwadi @gundwenation @Davidmuchuchu @hbanhire @kyrantitterton @ShumiraiNyasha6 @5nPuiFsPTmavdpx @edmnangagwa
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@mandishumba
Godfrey Shumba
5 years
@LanceGuma @edmnangagwa The only security he needs is not to play with God's name chete. Plus he should go for a road test buying licences does not work
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Godfrey Shumba
6 years
Chamisa is too desperate...When everyone is trying to distance themselves from Bob, he jumps into bed with him! How astonishing 😳😳😳 @matigary @nickmangwana @Mathuthu
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Godfrey Shumba
5 years
@TimoOlkkonen @euinzim To be frank Timo .. the people of Zimbabwe don’t like you for meddling in our affairs disguised as an Ambassador. If you want to join our political game then you should be prepared to get political response. We passionately hate you. We are busy telling our people how bad you are
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Godfrey Shumba
5 years
🌴🤳🏽 *Zvinoita here kuti mukristu achate nemunhu we MDC-A??*.🤔🤔 😀🤷🏽‍♂pliz help
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@mandishumba
Godfrey Shumba
6 years
@ProfJNMoyo Man of the Match.....new kid on the block...
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Godfrey Shumba
1 year
No matter how hard they interfere with our Elections I will continue to defend Zimbabwe and @ZANUPF_Official @gundwenation @Mug2155 @HarareNdini
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@mandishumba
Godfrey Shumba
6 years
Guess what???....I can identify My President among those African leaders in China....Wow!...Shumba murambwi !!
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@mandishumba
Godfrey Shumba
5 years
Nescud rake hake, APA pfungwa dzekuisa Mo Salah mupocket dzanga dzisati dzavapo. U Devine bakiti..!!!😂😂😂 Devine Lunga the stopper
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Godfrey Shumba
3 years
Kugara nemukadzi muporofita kwakangooma, izvezvi munhu akatsamwira nyaya yangu yevhiki rinouya 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤣😂 @HarareNdini @gundwenation @Mug2155 @nickmangwana @BeaConde11 @SANDEJAQ @5nPuiFsPTmavdpx @5nPuiFsPTmavdpx
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Godfrey Shumba
6 years
A white friend of mine recently visited Zim from Australia. He said the reading culture there is impressive, people take newspapers to the toilet. Should I tell him the truth? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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@mandishumba
Godfrey Shumba
6 years
@matigary *Nhasi ndamuka ndinemaCV evenhu handichaziva kuti ndakavimbisa vanhu chii kubhawa yesterday* Apa ecocash yangu ikungopinda ma $5 followed by a msg ikuti *yangu maiona here mdara*😳😳😳 Beer ndakurega ini eish!! 🚶🏾‍♂🚶🏾‍♂🚶🏾‍♂
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Godfrey Shumba
4 years
@ProfJNMoyo She is busy with farming and doesn’t communicate with fugitive snakes
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Godfrey Shumba
6 years
Mbiti addresses 7 people from the back of a truck....Hahahahaha😂😂😂 @tmukupe @GutuObert @matigary @DrThoko_Khupe @KMutisi
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Godfrey Shumba
2 years
Hopewell Mbudziyadhura ordered @nelsonchamisa to close the CCC Twitter handle which was being abused by Fadzi Nyembesi and Ostallos. In fighting is raging in the puppet outfit with the Binga MP summoned yesterday by Wamba & told to respect Mbudzi since he is the US proxy. 🙊🙊🙊
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@mandishumba
Godfrey Shumba
5 years
MDC-A Drama Department has suspended all abductions scheduled for this week and next week because of too much media attention o SA Xenophobia. @nelsonchamisa @TimoOlkkonen @euinzim will meet soon with the @usembassyharare to map out a new wave of abductions upt to Christmas..nxa!
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Godfrey Shumba
6 years
This Mbiti boy started kudhara. He enjoys insulting people....dindingwe razokwevewa @tmukupe @Stella_grooves @matigary @nickmangwana
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Godfrey Shumba
5 years
MDC-A 4th Vice President... @TimoOlkkonen takes his seat with the MDC Presidium near David Coltart. @MinisterSBMoyo @matigary @GutuObert
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@mandishumba
Godfrey Shumba
4 years
@DrGugu_WNcube @NgarivhumeJacob He needs a pastoral visit kumba kwake
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Godfrey Shumba
3 years
One slay queen on Twitter tried to infiltrate Ferrets and Zanu PF little did she know that she had failed the security test. Zanupf chiwororo hama dzangu.. she was never one of us. Zimbabwe ndeye ropa hama dzangu @HarareNdini @ZANUPF_Official @Davidmuchuchu @MdluliNtate @Mug2155
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Godfrey Shumba
4 years
Today 23 November is the day in 1977 when Ian Smith attacked Chimoio, the Zanla main base in Mozambique. A lot of comrades lost their lives. May Their Souls Rest In Peace. 😪😪😭 The Chimoio attack, Rhodesian atrocity | The Herald
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@mandishumba
Godfrey Shumba
5 years
We are fighting to develop our country with one hand while the other hand is keeping away puppets and the Jecha people like @nelsonchamisa @ProfJNMoyo
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Godfrey Shumba
2 years
@DrStephenChan These are the people who fought and defeated Queen Elizabeth proxies for Zimbabwe to be free not anyone else. The fighters of ZANLA and ZPRA did the job with the masses. What you are saying is nonsensical
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Godfrey Shumba
6 years
Mafungiro anguwo..........🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 Instead yekuti chingwa vachiite $1.10 vadii kubvisa 2 slices choramba chiri $1 🤷🏽‍🤷🏽‍🤷🏽‍ Maswera sei vedare 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
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Godfrey Shumba
5 years
Wamba in his rightful place with Brian Mteki 😂🤣
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Godfrey Shumba
1 year
I am prepared to defend Zimbabwe by voting for my President @edmnangagwa and @ZANUPF_Official ✊🏾 If needs be I am also prepared to defend it with a gun and my life. Pamberi ne @ZANUPF_Official Pamberi na @edmnangagwa PASI NA CHAMISA Nezvimbasungata zvake! @gundwenation
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@mandishumba
Godfrey Shumba
4 years
Biti freezes in court as judge shows him the MDC Alliance agreement - Zimbabwe Voice
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Godfrey Shumba
3 years
If you thought your life was complicated, just remember MDC supporters don't even know which MDC is MDC🤷🏿‍♂️ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @HarareNdini @Mug2155 @gundwenation @hwendec @DrThoko_Khupe @mdczimbabwe @ANGEZHA_Vauya @abuhassan221 @bbmhlanga @MelodyChakatsva
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Godfrey Shumba
4 years
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Godfrey Shumba
5 years
Lets all be on alert for the Chamisa demonstration on 16 August. All patriots must be ready for any mischief from hooligans and MDC drug Vanguards. Zimbabwe haitambwe nayo ndeye ropa. @nelsonchamisa @TereraiSithole Be warned!!
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Godfrey Shumba
1 year
@hwendec @nelsonchamisa 2028 unenge uripo here nhai Chalton? 40K loan inoda kubhadharwa ku Parliament
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Godfrey Shumba
4 years
@advocatemahere Uchaibva semaroro kufira Chamisa akarara ne mukadzi wake nxa!
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Godfrey Shumba
2 years
@FelixNdiweni Are you normal… an American base is for greater reach and global influence for Zambia? You need to be checked up by a psychiatrist
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Godfrey Shumba
5 years
Its sad a full Professor and a former Minister now a fugitive is busy following a pathetic street Pastor frfom his hideout. This is sad....Cry Prof Cry 😭😭😭😭😭
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Prof Jonathan Moyo
5 years
Our country has degenerated into chaos with a President who cannot speak in his own words from his own heart to express his condolences & console the nation after the devastation of Cyclone Idah, says an incandescent Pastor Chiwenga!
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@mandishumba
Godfrey Shumba
4 years
Food for thought @matigary
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@mandishumba
Godfrey Shumba
5 years
@Mathuthu He is doing his job... there is a minimum Presidential distance to civilians....the breast attracts no feeling when unintentionally touched or contacted
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Godfrey Shumba
4 years
@hwendec What about the usd$20M Chamisa got in Dubai from Gire and Bob RGMwhich was organised by @ProfJNMoyo what about the Go fund me cash raised for courts and appeal to AU which you took to Namibia? What about the money ama materials and food contributed when you wanted to camp at ZEC
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Godfrey Shumba
1 year
@RT_com The Mincer loves it when they come in thousands 💪🏾
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Godfrey Shumba
1 year
Dear @ReserveBankZIM Something is happening, all local money changers in my hood have suddenly gone broke and out of business. Even customers into the big Supermarkets have also reduced. The changers have run out of ZWL and their handlers are also dry. Zim $ is now scarce. 👏🏾👏🏾
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Godfrey Shumba
3 years
Its sad We have lost a brother, a Comrade, an Aviator Charles Salad Samuriwo. MHSRIEP @VPChiwenga @Jamwanda2 @caaz_online
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Godfrey Shumba
3 years
@AdvoBarryRoux This is what is lacking in SA... its not free. You need lessons from revolutionary Zimbabweans @Julius_S_Malema
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Godfrey Shumba
4 years
@MakomboreroH You have crossed the line young man the very MILITARY you are talking about would be happy to interview you to know wat you mean. Good luck
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Godfrey Shumba
6 years
An Indian Observer privately told me that the elections were CREDIBLE, FREE AND PFEEE....... 😎😎🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ @Mathuthu @ProfJNMoyo @caesarzvayi @ChenjeraiGacha1 @hwende @KMutisi
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Godfrey Shumba
4 years
@matigary It was easy to track Job...the sudden high frequency of a fast food motor bike of @mamboschicken visit to Tynwald was key.😂😂😂😂
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Godfrey Shumba
1 year
Shumba Pfeee mu London ✊🏾✊🏾 President Emmerson Mnangagwa has arrived in the United Kingdom, where he will join other world leaders for King Charles III’s coronation this Saturday. @HarareNdini @Mug2155 @gundwenation @patriciamota308 @DivhaAfrica @TinotendaGacha1 @FeresuShashie
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Godfrey Shumba
2 years
@sparks9799 Tired mukaka🤮
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Godfrey Shumba
1 year
My Director @TafadzwaMugwadi wapinda👏🏾👏🏾 Iwe woshora
@dhonzamusoro007
dhonzamusoro007
1 year
Zibvanha!!!! Rapinda!!!!!!!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
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Godfrey Shumba
1 year
Finally… it was a CCC documentary for regime change by their ZimEye
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@mandishumba
Godfrey Shumba
3 years
@killerzivhu1 Its Chamisa who must come ku Polad ti discuss not President… he is busy ruling you. Vasiri kutonga vanokumbira kuona Vatongi not vice versa zve mbanje
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Godfrey Shumba
2 years
@MakomboreroH @UPNDZM @joseph_kalimbwe You and Kalimbwe are just pathetic criminals who belong in jail
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Godfrey Shumba
6 years
@nelsonchamisa Nelson that flame on the left is photo shopped. You must not lie and call yourself Pastor. The truth will set you free
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@mandishumba
Godfrey Shumba
8 months
@nickmangwana If Im the owner of the maize field am I safe? 🙈🙈 Asking for a friend
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Godfrey Shumba
3 years
PaTV set iyi ndopaibuda Six Million $ Man , Knite Rider, A Team ,Different Strokes, Dallas, Good Times ,Mvengemvenge ,Mokadota. ZTV broadcast would start at 4pm nema Cartoon then finishes with 11pm News before The Epilogue. Yedu yaive Phillips Chegotsi😂 @Jamwanda2 @fortunechasi
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Godfrey Shumba
5 years
Guys info at hand is saying Chamisa visa application was rejected again because on the Employment column he wrote "President of Zimbabwe"....😂😂😂😂 @ProfJNMoyo @advocatemahere @bbmhlanga
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Nevanji
5 years
Saka imimi muri kuita kunge musiri kuziva kuti @nelsonchamisa akanyimwa visa rekuenda kuUk zvakare? Sei volume renyu riri shoma panyaya yekuti Biti ndiye akapuhwa Visa uyu uyu akanyimwa? Doesn't it communicate something to you?
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Godfrey Shumba
3 years
@bellagushaz Musi wakarohwa chikwambo Goblin Mugabe, Gire ne ma boyfriends ake e G40. Vakarohwa nedemo re Zanu PF … Vakanzwa butter 😂😂🤣💦
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Godfrey Shumba
5 years
Sorry guys retrograde amnesia is spreading fast!! I have forgotten kuti @nelsonchamisa Murakashi kana kuti Murakashwi?... Please help before I forget this tweet😊😊😒😒😒😒
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@mandishumba
Godfrey Shumba
5 years
@ProfJNMoyo Spot the misery
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Godfrey Shumba
4 years
Varakashi vese and all other Zimbabwe patriots rambai muchirova ipapo panorwadza Nhoro iya yave kubowa!!😂😂 Every where in the world when you get Covid and can’t breath you are put on a ventilator but in America the Police will put a knee on your neck. 😭😭💦
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Godfrey Shumba
1 year
@CCCZimbabwe ⁩ How much are you paid to hold a banner behind Chamisa for the duration of his rants? Asking for a youth wenyu in Mbare 😀🙈 ⁦ @Tinoedzazvimwe1 ⁩ ⁦ @matigary ⁩ ⁦ @HarareNdini ⁩ ⁦ @mhofela_mhofu
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Godfrey Shumba
6 years
You can easily see that the Boy Chamisa is up to mischief at Tuku's burial in Madziva
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