Member of Parliament: Buhera West# Former
@ZANUPF
Director Information & Publicity# Bsc Honors Political Science2006, MSc International Relations2016 LLBS 2024#
I am an African!!
There are things that titles can't change. Besides catching cat fish, I also do kuveza mupinyi. I don't believe an MP is a super/supra human. That's how I grew up, that's how life was. I live my life & resist standards set by those not from my village. Cheeeers
Today marks my 36th Birthday. It's been a journey, a busy 36 years. I have dealt with very difficult situations, social & political- been left devastated, hurt, hated, called all sorts of names, by strangers & relatives in equal measure bt I have learnt to reply with love.
Kapfupi is an examplery cadre than some sascums! By now, the whole of Epworth must have been scammed by him but no. He knows the dignity of the Statesman he met. Take lessons!
Thank you Buhera West!!! Indeed we won all 8 wards having lost 4 of them to the oppositio in 2018. We also won the Presidential ballot with a convincing victory in Buhera West.
Congratulations goes to the PEOPLE!
We take lessons from Leaders & Statesmen. Sometimes we err out of retaliation, returning a pound for a pound bt we can't fight against maturity, empathy & oneness.
We are one & the loss of another is not a cause for celebration, for we shall be lost one day as well.
RIP Dewa
Today marks my 37. On this day, at the late Mbuya VaBhunu Mangwende homestead, I was born. In short, some of us were born not at hospitals but kwana mbuya nyamukuta. Our mothers deserve everything when you think about it.
Morning folks
Today marks exactly my 1st Anniversary since my appointment as Director Information & Publicity for
@ZANUPF_Official
I hv made friends & enemies in equal measure. H/ever we remain a pple together. Thank u all for the support.
Where do u think I need to improve?
Nothing much abt the profession, bt the character & content of the professional.
For example, In this case, profession is the same bt the professionals are miles apart
Choose your lawyer?
Retweet for B & put a like for A.
A B
Happy Birthday to a sister
@advocatemahere
. Yes we may have sharp ideological differences & many of our engagements on various platforms may not be really that friendly but today, I want you to know I am happy for you on this day. Cheers!!
Today marks my last day as a member of the ZANU PF Youth League as I turn 35.
35 years ago, I was born to a humble couple in the village
Growing up, I hv learnt to embrace those values as well. I often look back with tears of joy, for everyday was a battle to always do better.
It's now Official! Congratulations President
@edmnangagwa
. 52.6%
Time to unute, close ranks as a nation and take the Nation forward together.
Ignore naysayers and dubious foreign loudmouths who wanted sow seeds of chaos needlessly. Let us celebrate in discipline together Zim.
ZANU PF has a rigorous cadreship development process which places our conscience above unsolicited favours. The Party is not Aqua driven but Leadership driven & People oriented. Musadhuukirwa nemazuruzuru kusvika pakutamba nemazita evakuru. Tanhai dzamunosvikira amana. Good day!
Elsewhere, it ends on a bang! My graduation as a lawyer is imminent. A 4 year journey to destiny ends with flying grades. I gave it my all. Even as I fell & struggled for stamina to stand, with time being my worst enemy, I refused to give up. Hats off
@PAChinamasa
for everything
On 1 Sept 2020, I lost a brother of mine after a long battle with lungs.
In all our vicious differences with
@dewamavhinga
, some which I have earlier alluded to, there was a human being in him. I owe his lifeless body lasting respect
Friends, Death is a stranger of no bounds
Condolences to Hon. Senator Murisi Zwizwai. Met him on Tuesday at Parliament on our way out. I said bigman makorokoto on your senatorial appointment and he responded, "It's time to work not kuteverera nhunzi kupinda muchemba nekuti yakabata bhaibheri." We laughed. RIP Hon!
We disagreed on sanctions. He supported & lobbied for them. I was against them. He did the bidding for MDCs while ofcourse I stood for the ruling Party. He lobbied for by-elections despite Covid-19 & we disagreed
We were still good to go that way. It's sad to lose him. MHSRIP
Very childish these CCC mps. They make noisy & engage in disruptive behaviour during parliamentary sessions bt very disciplined orderly during lunch hour. Take note that they have a tendency of arriving few minutes before lunch. This hour is so special to them than proceedings
Breaking: This young man had an interesting conversation with President
@edmnangagwa
after calling him with his Struggle nom-de guerre Ngwena. H.E asked "How did you know that" & he replied "Ndoziva nekuti ndoda kuita semi one day, that's why I am called Ngwena at my school".
I will be posting dayly, horrible scenes of the situation right now at USA's Guantanamo Bay Torture Camp. Don't forget the
@USEmbZim
claims it is a leading democracy. I will be glad to share with u wht democracy, rule of law & human rights according to USA are
#LifeInGuantanamo
Dear
@Julius_S_Malema
No one knows what you smoke & how high/ low it takes you but what is clear is that what you are smoking is not good for u. For the record, Ngarivhume was convicted for inciting violence. There are many opposition leaders with different views to ZANU PF.
CCC vowed to boycott opening of Parliament today. No one paid a bother because alone ZANU PF fills the house. However, they came to sleep at the designated hotels, mouled food like urchins, bt didn't turn up for Parly, only to come asking for fuel. They are confused cockroaches.
My friend & crush Hon Anastancia Ndhlovu was never a child MP in her whole life. She joined the Party at 19 as a student at MSU.
She was elected as an MPM for the first term at the age of 27 in 2008. In 2007. I proposed love to her but denied. I told her I am still disappointed!
Today is my special day as I turn 34. I must tell you a secret.
At form 3, I wanted to drop from school despite being a brilliant student
I didnt have any school shoe, no uniform, went to xool barefooted, I lost a certain girl to an uptown dude & the humiliation was just nuts
By the way, in case you didn't know a thing, now you should. Cde
@ChipangaKudzi1
is a full ZANU PF Cadre and my friend. We often visit each other. He always reminds me that look here youngman, always be loyal to the cause, Party & Leadership. ZANU PF has 1 President at a time
Thread
1. I hv just seen a violent & horrible scenes in a video circulating targeted at some villagers. This should be condemned by every sober human being created in the Image of God and all our eyes should be on the next steps ZRP takes to deal with this matter.
#CryAfrica
: Watch Video
Is this the new
#SouthAfrica
tht we helped end
#Apartheid
?
Fellow
#Zimbos
, I plead w u to leave SA & cme we build our motherland. The Jews did it & found Israel
There is no pride in being treated lyk rodents by these barbaric & sub-sapien
#SouthAfricans
As we prepare to vote tomorrow
I rest my case!!! I felt pity for my youngman Ostallos
He was tasked to handle a snake, to hug a python, to ride a hyna.
Zvakaoma hazvo.
NGOs must go hang! I have never seen a product inscribed 'made by Ngos' or 'made by Crisis Coalition'. I hv however seen violent products from such NGOs. I have seen SUV cars driven by NGO-CSO corrupt cabals. Those who fund NGOs have their economy developed by Capital not ngos
Handisi kuseka kana kuti kudiii aiwa. But ndikunzwei futi muchiti hee muramba what what hee kugeza chino nepano. Nema 2 in 1 aya? Inhema dzenyu hamugezi ndakuonai imi. Basa nderokusweropenda kumeso haikona mouya pano kuti hee what what imi? Aahh pakaipa ndati! Munhu one here uyu?
On this Africa Day, I chose to celebrate the beauty of our African Queens, sisters & mothers & their natural skin. Hats off to a woman of virtue, who refuse to be intimidated by those using various chemicals to color their complexion.
Hello African Woman! Like her
@lilomatic
Mr
@twitter
Sir
Your decision to suspend
@matigary
's twitter handle is an infringement of his right to freedom of expression.
There is no basis for doing that.
Return his account now.
Stop fronting regime change by targeting
@ZANUPF_Offical
members. Retweet till they respond
Don't try this at home bamunini. I don't want to be ambiguous No. The truth is that we will not tolerate this barbaric nonsense at all, & like any other similar nonsense before, this will be thwarted in seconds. You will regret it. Apa magara murivashoma kare pabatisisei ipapo!!
So today Sakunda Holdings CEO & Zimbabwe's indigenous business mogul Kudakwashe Tagwirei handed over a beautiful house to the Shaya Family in honour of soccer legend George Shaya. As usual, the yellow banana fraction of the MDC Alliance looks aside when good is ...
Make no mistake Zimbabwe. These are the real Warriors, not the ones playing in the national soccer team. Current crop is a disgrace to the national flag. The administration of football in Zimbabwe is barbaric and a scandal. A thorn in the hearts of our loyal fans! Who is Lesotho?
We have brought back Mutasa South Constituency for Development
The MDC-CCC factions won it in 2018. We have fished it out of their pond
Congratulations Pakuru Cde Misheck Mugadza.
Kana tichitaura batai mazwi
This past weekend, I delivered Presidential Inputs for Agriculture to all 8 wards and their centres in Buhera West free of charge having hired own lorries and own fuel to lessen the burden on our people. Everyone will get inputs freely as given by HE President
@edmnangagwa
Back then, after making my bulls, I would take them for a fight with others. Zvibhakera zvaizobuda ipapa after yabva nyanga zvaipera mangwana makuseni especially nyanga yabviswa nechigunwe. I ended up ndakuisa munzwa munyanga ndobva ndauvhara kkk. African social values endure
We remain clear on our electoral message and have no time to respond to nothings. We fought for the freedom of everyone. Our perspective of peace is not for politics alone but even our animals and vegetation. That's sovereignty!
Dear embattled
@nelsochamisa
I read your comment where you insinuate that a photo that was taken in our study room in Manfred Hostel reflects my bedroom. Let me say this comes as no surprise because having came to UZ via via poly thru mature entry, you hv no knowledge of college
In other words, observers came to observe how we choose our leaders, not themselves to choose leaders for us. We are satisfied by the process and all Zimbabweans are. If one stupid is not, that's not an issue, otherwise that is what stupids are.
Lead us President
@edmnangagwa
Mambo Dhuterere in action. I feel for those filed nominations for the Presidency. The office has no vacancy. May be it was just a USD20 000 donation to
@ZECzim
because President
@edmnangagwa
shall win . The opposition shall lose devastatingly
I have been capable to do all that I do, because I stand on the shoulders of political giants. Appreciation post, for this man I am seated close to! Hats of Cde Che!
I long rejected
@econetzimbabwe
data. The cost is not only prohibitive & expensive but also suspiciously deceptive. I have found total peace with
@NetOneSystems
. Econet play with its systems at times to scuttle Zim$ transactions to force customers indirectly to use US$ only■
Today I take a rest from xul
Going back full time to respond to the call of duty.
Vaudzei kuti munhu uya auya manje
I heard they now call me Traburu kkkk
Maswera sei mese all ZANU PF supporters
Today, the star of our region is President
@EdgarCLungu
(former) of Zambia, appointed as Head of
@_AfricanUnion
Observer Mission in Kenya's Elections. Congratulations for that promotion statesman! Keep humble, calm & collected, while they vilify you daily. Africa has eyes!!!
This is a no go area. Those who did it in 2018 must never dare try it this time. Continue to celebrate in peace. The disgruntled should quickly heal & let the nation move forward. Hunting v11s for a court case is an exercise in futility svari. Bata hana yako katatu pb idzike
Hats off to
@ArundelHospital
for that majestic philanthropic gesture.
You have comforted our hearts, those of us who were touched by this scandal of a health officer!
#BUHERA
WEST incoming Member of Parliament!!!
Ballot picture! I will miss muramba yangu. I will however be available some of the time for a date with Nyazvidzi River for some proper big catch. I luv you all homeboys and homegirls.
#07
So in a trip of shame
@advocatemahere
had an airticket bought for her by a renegade Walter in SA to go to USA ahead of UNGA to play the role of
@mutami_susan
's advocate? In USA she was dismissed as her issues & those of the hooker had no substance to need attention of sober minds
Winning together in peace, love and harmony! We shall always remain one people. President
@edmnangagwa
is indeed, the man that will make us shine as leaders in our respective constituencies. We must prosper and transform towards v2030.
Lots of ❤️ from the villager!!
Dear
@advocatemahere
,
@joseph_kalimbwe
and lot
You drove a false narrative that these roads were meant for SADC Sumit and not Zimbabweans? Ok. Will these roads go to Zambia after SADC? Answer is no. Sesheke Road will remain a rat path while Zim roads remain. Lies have dwarf legs
Oh yes, they had a train ride yesterday, to feel the comfort, test the efficiency, witness the convenience and yes indeed, they were all smiles all the way to and from.
Retweet for them. Well done Mai Mangwana for the project
Meet student companion team that memorise jargons from dictionaries for press conferences & interviews. From left to right are: zuze, vhurukomu, tiki na tude.
If you sow wind, you reap whirlwind. Free advice: Being lapdogs of USAfricom does not make you SADC political landlords.
The President appointed:
1. Cde Chiwenga as 1st Vice President & 2nd Secretary
2. Cde Mohadi as Vice President & 2nd Secretary
3. Cde OCZ Muchinguri as National Chairman
4. Cde O. Mpofu as Sec for Administration
5. Cde Chinamasa as Secretary for Finance
6. Cde Bimha as NPC
Those behind this tweet and its fake news peddling posturing as a Party account are known.
Bt guess what lies have short legs
Meanwhile basa sebasa. There is nothing that will stand on the way of the circumcised, the baptised and doers of work. Beware of of the g40!!!
Dear Mr Ibu
On what basis do you ask President ED to release
@JobSikhala1
& others? The President is not a judiciary officer & does not interfere with the Judiciary, an independent organ of the state. So, in your ideal Chamisa led democratic Gvt, will he tell judges what to do?
Meanwhile, I didn't like to look like ndirikuvhaira nekupasa. Fact is that I studied Administrative Law in 2021 last year & passed satisfactorily when I was Level 2. Now I am level 3 or Third year as you might be aware. Check pic below & put your tail behind your legs. Good day
It's a sad day Zimbabwe
It's a sad day for the department
A gentleman a Liberation stalwart, a leader, a sober man is no more
RIP Spokesperson Cde SK Moyo
I have lost a friend
Our road from Murambinda to Birchnough has been completed in terms of regravelling, smoothening & widening, thanks to H.E The President. The last time this exercise took place was over a decade ago. This road is our Suez Canal in Buhera. Travel safely to Independence!
#Nawanadem
Dzichiri kudhonza here iwe mufanha? You engaged & sent Zim Council Churches to H.E pleading for an election sabbath ie postponement & u were told elections will proceed as the Constitution requires. Wakuda kunyebera kudhomoka tokufumura. Chete haungazive zveConstitution iwe usina
This African Revolutionary par-excellence
@MbalulaFikile
deserves special salutation from all progressive pan-Africanists of today's generation. We celebrate you Cde SG. Zimbabwe loves you too.
Judith Makwanya the late Zim's Diplomatic Correspondent. She told the world the story of an enduring pple, soldiering on to find a place on the sun despite the yoke of economic sanctions. The USA sanctioned her & she died resolute & unapologetic. She is on sanctions in death!
I must warn this quartet, that we are in charge. Indeed we are in charge. The ZANU PF government will tolerate some nonsense sometimes but not all the time. Fine the planned demonstrations are collapsing before starting but the efforts in planning them must be accounted for.
We will be talking about the results with
@SABCNews
at 16:30hrs today
Tune in for more. I will declare our undisputed victory in opposition strongholds and our capacity to wash off opposition in our strongholds, that being a big signal ahead of 2023
Besides my work, I am a political scientist. Vladimir Putin is a game changer in global politics. From him, we draw the lesson that USA & all its warlord policies can only be rewarded with total open defiance & resistance. Zim doesn't pull in the same direction with imperialists!
Ndikunzwei futi muchihukura zvisina maturo muchinzi heee god is in it chiii chiii nana mbudziyadhura. Tongekai muite vanhu kwavo. Change your focus & reboot your mindset towards the realities of the next 5 years hinged on hardworking & opportunity grabbing not quisling noise
This team has sent illicit money changers back to the drawing board, kept inflation in captivity, and locked unscrupulous business practices in detention. My basic understanding tells me scarcity is a basic feature of good valuable money. Salute the Team!
ZITF pic of the week
Ganda remvura alongside ganda remuramba
I visited the ZITF
@MenBelieved
stand &
@Lee_Ann_Cara
said, I want a photo with the fishmonger
I said, look here Lyn, I catch big fish, be careful u will be trapped in my net for good kkk
Jokes it's ZITF thing guys
You have no structures, u don't even hv confidence in your shadowless cabinet & what do u do, u hire a trans-regional self-confessed hooker
@mutami_susan
to do PR for you, to divert attention from your sexual allegations on yourself,
@advocatemahere
& the hooker? Uri doto mfana!
Deep in thought....
I never knew that after 20 years of sanctions, there is still a third of our population that supports those who called for and lobby for more sanctions.
I think we are not doing enough to teach them a lesson. Our laws should not be too linient.
"Good Morning Director. I will be going to see HE tmrrw to thank him for his efforts in getting me heal. I am now fully recovered & & will be joining you & the team Monday. Keep doing well my son" was Cde SK Moyo's last message to me. ZANUPF & The Dpt are poorer without him. RIP
Something is wrong somewhere.
Is this what we call media reforms?
Flooding news rooms with such uncircumcised puppet commisars?
@StarfmZimbabwe
&
@Zimpapers