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Hebert Banhire

@hbanhire

2 years

@greg16676935420 @elonmusk Yes,

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2 years

My man @ProfJNMoyo !!!!👊🏿👊🏿👊🏿

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8 months

Vana "Dai @chamisa adai...", hewo mukana. An opportunity of a lifetime. We are waiting to be wowed by your 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 and Excellent 𝗟𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 Skills Bcc: @ProfJNMoyo 🤣🤣🤣.

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo @nelsonchamisa HIM: "I'm done with ZanuPF & that my family will disown me if I ever again rejoin it in any disguise, shape or form" THEM: "Musorobhangu is reformed" PUBLIC EYE: "He is lying, remember how he won as an independent candidate and rejoined ZANU-PF"

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3 years

Who remembers this one?

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2 years

Chitsva chiri murutsoka. In some countries when they fix the road they don't make a whole song and dance about it 😇.

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo A political party with values, ideology, and constitution can be hijacked. Don't believe me?

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo @JobSikhala1 Good morning Prof Pendulum. "Jonathan Moyo himself would come to court every morning and @ProfJNMoyo was the infamous Minister of Information. He would come to court himself, get in the office with the PROSECUTORS. Whatever happened it was..." - Beatrice Mtetwa.

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2 years

Who on this beautiful Earth gave Prof Pendulum, @ProfJNMoyo the liver to make so many demands on @nelsonchamisa to do what he failed to do himself. You don't run away like a little girl (Mama save us), then call others who are standing up to the powers that be, cowards. No Sir!

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo The Evolution of Structures:

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7 months

@ProfJNMoyo #WeekendThought A Professor that repeatedly misfires only to stall in the middle of the his Master's reign cannot take anybody anywhere, he belongs to his father-in-law's compound seeking refugee from his ex-partners in crime! It's simple mathematics... Bcc: @nelsonchamisa

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo "The plot by Morgan Tsvangirai to assassinate The Head of State (Mugabe) was planned via The STRUCTURES " - @ProfJNMoyo

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo "Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them." - William Shakespeare We are thrusting you in the hot seat because we know you are capable and smart enough to do it. 9/10 Provinces support. It's your chance to shine Prof. Pendulum.

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2 years

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte Watch till the end...😂

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo That's heavy stuff Prof Pendulum, how about we pause for a light moment? A lekker light moment 😇. "It's real thieves and murderous cowards who jump the border after they're fired from high positions they abused when in office" - @ProfJNMoyo , 10 November 2017 :

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo You are going overboard with gratitude Cde for someone who is liberated and hiding in a foreign land 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

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2 years

"So if the devil wear Prada Adam, Eve wear nada I’m in between but way more fresher" - System Tazvida.

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo How is the temperature in Kenya?

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo @nelsonchamisa Experience is the best teacher, allow him to learn and become a better Leader. Remember how you thought you had the drop on @edmnangagwa ? That's how we all learn Cde, only through experience and trying different "things" 😇 :

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@ProfJNMoyo @nelsonchamisa @CCCZimbabwe "No. That kind of mix up is not good but it happens even to the best in the speech business like Barrack Obama" - @ProfJNMoyo Sept 15, 2015 . Sinoia or Chinhoyi? This kind mix up is not good but it happens even to the best in the speech biz like @BarackObama 😆 - Hebert.

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2 years

#FakaPressure on a Friday: Bcc: @ProfJNMoyo How it started Vs How it's going

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo Illegal?🤔 "The war against Smith was illegal" "Joining the armed struggle against Ian Smith was illegal" "Supporting the armed struggle was illegal" "Charging Tsvangirai with plotting to assassinate Robert Gabriel Mugabe was legal"

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2 years

This appointment of Zanu PF VP Mohadi's daughter as a commissioner at @ZECzim had me thinking about a certain Professor who used to defend all sorts of shenanigans from Shake-shake House. I will not mention names here 😇😇😇. Bcc: @ProfJNMoyo

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2 years

Kudenha 101, class is in session 😆😆😆:

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Hebert Banhire

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7 months

I am not sure how true it is but some are saying this was Cde @nelsonchamisa mood 👇👇👇on the day that he resigned from his position in CCC. Can someone please confirm?

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo Teach them Prof,

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2 years

"Tsholotsho has MDC and 𝗭𝗮𝗻𝘂𝗣𝗙 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲" - @ProfJNMoyo , 24 December 2021. "...there are 𝗻𝗼 𝗭𝗮𝗻𝘂𝗣𝗙 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲, only God's people" - @ProfJNMoyo , 28 August 2022. Bcc: @ProfJNMoyo ,

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo Hehehe, Roses are red, Violets are blue, Gatekeepers will defend, And so do you for the right price, Prof Pendulum 🌹.

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo We don't believe in Prophecy but Science...

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Hebert Banhire

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3 years

As a Professional Accountant I abandoned my corporate career for the #CannabisIndustry much to the 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙜𝙧𝙞𝙣 of my family and "friends" What my family think I do 𝙑𝙨 What I actually do #Mbanje #Cannabis

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2 years

This week in 2017. Bcc: @ProfJNMoyo #Nov2017

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo "Experienced. Mature. Adult. Tolerant. Calm. Ordered. Cautious. Strategic. Practical. Munobatsirika. Munosasapotheka. Saka muchaita sei?"

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo @nelsonchamisa Family is off bounce, so feel for you on that one Prof Pendulum. That being said crude slurs are Your Specialty. The World sometimes gives back what you dish out. I know we are all sinners, but...

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Hebert Banhire

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6 months

@MoHCCZim This Honourable Minister is like David Livingstone who "discovered" Mosi-oa-tunya in 1855 😇.

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3 years

How is started Vs. How it ended

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo Nothing new under the sun for real, It's 2022 and we have another, "akazouya" moment 🤣🤣🤣. #Nov2017

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo A good day to those who are enjoying the 𝗳𝗿𝘂𝗶𝘁𝘀 of 𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 in "𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳-𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗱" exile. #1980SoFarSoGood #Nov2017 :

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2 years

Prof STRUCTURES!!! 😆😆😆 Bcc: @ProfJNMoyo .

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo The 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗰𝘆 I extend to you is at par with the 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗰𝘆 that you extended to my late home boy and Great Vuhera native, Morgan Richard Tsvangirai (MHSRIP) Not an iota more or an iota less...😆😆😆.

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Hebert Banhire

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5 months

@AfricaFactsZone Fantastic! Let's start with 27 years in jail then...

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2 years

Focus on the goal and don't let up until you get the answer...

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3 years

@ProfJNMoyo Interesting 🤔. Let's take you back to 2015: "..false ( @BitiTendai 's claim) & criminally calculated to incite ethnic strife!" - @ProfJNMoyo Oct 10, 2015.

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo An extremely rare image of an Elephant 🐘 riding a bike and escaping through a porous border into "self-imposed" exile ...😇

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7 months

We rarely give flowers 🌹 💐 🌹 💐to our Legends when they are walking amongst us. @leonardzhakata is a Primary Example. This man is a National Treasurer and must be honoured in his lifetime . We appreciate you Bruv and one day they will study your work at Varsities 🙏🏿.

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo @nelsonchamisa This is what happens when your STRUCTURE game is tight but the competition has keys to the Armoury 😆😆😆:

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2 years

@zanupf_patriots "Image may be subject to copyright" 😇

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@ProfJNMoyo I think you CUT a "SORRIER" FIGURE then him Prof Pendulum. You went from a High Flying Politburo Member and Minister to jumping the border overnight. This man is in his country and enjoying all the FREEDOMS which come with that privilege. The same can't be said about you.

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2 years

@Hon_Kasukuwere Mudhara uyu akashaya mahonest, open-minded and frank advisors like me. Ndapedza hangu Cde 😇.

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8 months

"A good dancer knows precisely when to leave the dance-floor, not kudzingwa sembwa" - System Tazvida Cc: @nelsonchamisa Bcc: @ProfJNMoyo

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10 months

@ProfJNMoyo Professor Pendulum: @nelsonchamisa 𝖘𝖓𝖊𝖆𝖐𝖘 into SA. Me: Define 𝖘𝖓𝖊𝖆𝖐𝖘 ?🤔 I will give you a hint 👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿:

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5 months

@ProfJNMoyo I would say that's rich coming from you, but I am not the one to kick someone when they are done. Have a good day.

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo Only one person is allowed to break THE VILLAGE PROTOCOL, & there is no prize for guessing who that person is. "It has to be said without any equivocation, fear or favour that 𝗦𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦 should be imposed on the military govt in Zimbabwe..." @ProfJNMoyo Aug 6, 2018

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo @USC Hitler and Goebbels were also in government for a very short period of time 😇. Just saying 💯.

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3 years

@ProfJNMoyo Hehehe! Simple. Maybe it's because "of S21(4) of Zanu-PF's constitution which makes it a duty to ALL members"

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo @CCCZimbabwe #AnswerOfTheDay : Same "algorithm" as the one used to arrive at the conclusion below 👇👇👇:

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2 years

@TrueUSPatriot1 @greg16676935420 @elonmusk A single scenario you say?

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3 years

@PatrickZhuwao @albertmachinda @1983Imat @grabochiwanza @Wamagaisa @nelsonchamisa "Our" problems started way before Nov 2017:

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1 year

@tito_mboweni Prof Pendulum aka @ProfJNMoyo thinks they were free and fair. He now gives us lectures from his hiding place in Kenya...

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2 years

Is it legal for a National Broadcaster, @ZBCNewsonline to block a concerned and highly engaged citizen?🤔 Bcc: @tendai_toto :

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3 years

@ProfJNMoyo @ReserveBankZIM @sibbschuxy From the same shebeen you were tweeting from when you gave us these quotable gems 👇🏿:

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo When the ones spewing vulgarity are in The Politburo, it doesn't seem to have a negative impact on some Parties, Yes? 🤔

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9 months

@Abramjee Your narrative does not correspond to what was reported about this case in December 2021 @Abramjee .

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2 years

Gwenhoro Dam, Brick by brick:

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2 years

@daddyhope @ProfJNMoyo Nicely done @daddyhope 💯💯💯 Pamberi neHebert Banhire ( @hbanhire ) School of Ideology!!! Bcc: @ProfJNMoyo

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo Pendulum Pfee, You never disappoint Prof 😆😆😆. Let's take it back to 15 Jan 2019 .

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1 year

The countdown is over!!! I’m happy to share that I’m starting a new position as Business Development Manager at Thela Africa! #BusinessDevelopment #AfricaRising #OilAndGas #ThereWillBeBlood :

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2 years

@nelsonchamisa @rnyengera @Violater18 Leave the mice to us, Cde...

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4 years

How it started out | How it's going

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2 years

@DarkForceGirl01 @EdmundKudzayi Illustration...

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo @DrThoko_Khupe @ProfJNMoyo : Blah, blah, blah. #CCC : I think ehhh, what is fair for you to do now (Prof Pendulum) is to congratulate us 🤣🤣🤣.

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2 years

Shared as received... 🇪🇪 & 🇿🇼

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo Christopher Mutsvangwa 1981... he can be spotted close to this unidentified man.

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2 years

Three Ds 😇. “….he discharges his duties in a manner inconsistent with his official duties, he is 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗼𝘆𝗮𝗹, is 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗳𝘂𝗹, 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗶𝘁𝗳𝘂𝗹, unreliable and shows a lack of probity in the execution of his duties….” , S.K. Moyo (2017)

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3 years

How about we pause for a light moment here?😇

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2 months

Guess who is being ratioed by The Great Son of Vuhera. We ratio Charlatans for free 👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿: Bcc: @ProfJNMoyo

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo Good morning, Prof Pendulum:

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2 years

PP = Prof Pendulum 1. 2017: PP had something smart to say about Chiefs. 2. 2017: PP had something smart to say about Chiefs. 3. 2021: PP had something smart to say about Chiefs. 4. 2022: PP had something smart to say about Chiefs. Bcc: @daddyhope @S_Harudzibwi @ProfJNMoyo

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2 years

Good evening @ProfJNMoyo . 1. The tweet. 2. The response:

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3 years

@ProfJNMoyo @edmnangagwa You defence of Bona's "appointment" in three tweets:

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2 years

On this day in 2017 Professor Pendulum aka @ProfJNMoyo was on cloud nine. Memories 😂😂😂:

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo "...anyone and any organisation that either is in power or seeks power to govern Zim must be subjected to open and robust public scrutiny on all fronts, without fear or favour" - @ProfJNMoyo June, 2022.

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo @NewsHawksLive @nelsonchamisa Inotambika. Ari kurasisa vavengi Mukomana 😆😆😆. Case in point, what happened after you took your constituency as an independent... #Fakapressure kusvika Pendulum apopota.

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Hebert Banhire

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3 years

@Wamagaisa Very good questions were raised by the journo here. Most of our interviews of leaders are nothing but PR jobs. Our journos are more timid than Muroora mutsva. Remember the famous “no-holds barred interview” of Mugabe by Tazzen Mandizvidza 😂. Here is how it should be done:

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2 years

@KudzanayiChipa1 Kuri sei Cde, Do you still remember this declaration? Is it going to be @edmnangagwa standing next to God now since your attire has changed?🤔

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3 years

@ProfJNMoyo "Age aint nothing but a number..." - @ProfJNMoyo Feb 21, 2015 .

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2 years

"I have seen this thing (New Dispensation) is not going to end well" - @TrevorNcube

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo Bayede! Bayede! Bayede!, into "self-imposed" exile ...

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2 years

@KMutisi @NehandaRadio Makes two of us Cde. I also mocked this lady when she said there was diesel in Chinhoyi.

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo @PatrickZhuwao Functional illiteracy didn't stop @edmnangagwa from sending you packing in #Nov2017 , now you are back with your tail between your legs Prof Pendulum.

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3 years

@ProfJNMoyo If you still had access to state resources, this could have been another irritating jingle 😂:

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1 year

@ProfJNMoyo @AJEnglish After your 21 thread tweet on the 8th of December 2020, it will be interesting to see how that ties up to @AJEnglish 's shindig : 1/21:

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3 years

@ProfJNMoyo Don't be silly, if you don't speak your mind how could we ever guess what's going on in that brilliant head of yours. Nuggets like the one below need to be shared with us The Povo.

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3 years

@WildPIanet @CatstrofeVids Donkey VS Hyena ⚔ :

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo Pales into nothing when compared to this Masterpiece:

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2 years

Home Town ✔️.

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1 year

@ProfJNMoyo @AJIunit You covered the crucial disclosure here Cde Pendulum 👇🏿. You gave raw evidence on this thread. All the other whistleblowers are pretenders. You are the real deal 😇.

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2 years

Our future Chairman for @TeamFuloZim . @KingJayZim your days are numbered 😆😆😆:

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2 years

@ProfJNMoyo @EFFSouthAfrica Thank you, our Fearless Ambassador in Kenya.

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3 years

@ProfJNMoyo @Sydzah1 @NewsDayZimbabwe @DubekoSibanda Date: Sept 4, 2016 @Wamagaisa : "Chaos, political uncertainty & military steps in." @ProfJNMoyo : "𝘼 𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙥 𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙙𝙘. In Zimbabwe it's being used as a scarecrow by electoral cowards!"

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