It's the Manchester glow, mate. The moisture from the rain does wonders for the skin.
You move to Barcelona or somewhere hot ..she'll have skin like tanned leather in a week pal. You wouldn't want that.. would you?
Think about it Bernie, you know it makes sense staying put 😉
@sportbible
*puts tin hat on*
Pep.
The amount of people who throw shade and call him a chequebook manager is unreal. The man came to England and literally tore up the book on how to play football. He's influenced an entire generation.
@MailSport
You know what's ridiculous here.. the article even mentions how few games he played for city in comparison to both Madrid and Milan.. yet to push the agenda and sell more, it's "former city ace" 🤔
Scousers complaining @ the "always the victims" chant yesterday.
A fanbase that cry foul @ every opportunity, yet wave Steaua flags.. smash up coaches & support racists with t-shirts
Ironically, their claim it mocks Hillsborough (it's NOTHING to do with it) is the entire point
This is a fucking disgrace
@MetroUK
. Jerome left in 2011 & made his name at
#Bayern
. Hasnt been linked with us in 10 years.. but at the first opportunity, you make a tenuous link to
#MCFC
instead of focusing on a poor girl whos tragically died.
Gutter journalism.
#BuyaCoffee
@ladbible
A number of the marvel characters -
RDJ as Iron Man
Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool
Hugh Jackman as Wolverine
Patrick Stewart as Charles Xavier
then.. Christopher Lloyd as Doc Brown
Bruce Willis as John McClane
Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones
Forest Whitaker as Idi Amin
Seeing this new 'influencer' posting city vids on my TL now, & the various comments attached.
Frustrating situation.
IMHO she's undermining the validity of 🇺🇸/foreign fans - *many* of which are lovely people with much to contribute.
🧵...
@ladbible
Original source mango shower gel.
Your brain works different when you're off your face 😂 "this smells well nice, wonder if it tastes as good?"
No.
No it doesn't.
Wondering if City need to start a verification system for robots/away fans when buying tickets?
Instead of clicking which squares have a boat in - I want a line up of ex players.
If you can’t identify Gerard Weikens, Steve Lomas, Jim Whitley or Paul Walsh you can’t buy shit 😂
This is a lovely gesture, but the irony isn't lost on me & Dryer would be absolutely pissing himself laughing.
Not a chance Dryer would be anywhere other than the concourse having a pint already by the 45th minute.. 😂
If you're at the game & do the same.. raise your glass 🩵
Calling all Man City fans! In memory of my lovely friend and devoted blue Chris Drysdale
#Dryer
we are asking if everyone can clap in the 45th minute on Tuesday’s game against Crvena zvezda. Please can everyone share this far and wide.. dryer would absolutely love this 🩵
#Messi
has been royally shafted AGAIN by the powers that be @ Barca with that contract leak..
Whether it's City (I hope it is), PSG or even Grampus 8 - he needs out. If he doesn't, damage to the relationship between
#FCBarcelona
& their greatest EVER player will be irreparable
@slbsn
Nail. Head.
Doku/Gvardiol aside, our summer business this year was akin to the year we signed Sinclair, Garcia and Rodwell after winning the league
@camageddon_
You know what's sad about this.. on top of the victims, there were 6 other band members who had their lives and careers ruined as collateral damage from Watkins actions.
As a kid, these were easy one of my fav. bands & a big part of my playlists. Can't listen to em now 😔
@LUHGBen
@XWizardClint
@sportbible
Correct, although not just United fans. In part it's a byproduct of it being fashionable to hate city.
Hes the 'chequebook manager' that every team in world football would move mountains to hire.
Absolute belter of a comment there from
@MicahRichards
addressing the scouse love-in from
@SkySports
when asked his thoughts on City v Liverpool next week.
"Oh, am I invited to that one?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't mince your words lad!!!
@HLTCO
This isn't meant as a slight; but it shouldn't be a shock.
French kids are taught English from an early age - so most are fluent by their teens.
We are the embarrassment in Europe. We don't learn languages until high school & it's not pushed with the importance it deserves.
All the way to Paris..
Unless you missed the bus..
Jibbing with no tickets
Then teargassed by the fuzz..
Karim given offside..
But then vinicius stepped up
Quadruple is in tatters
You fucking shithouse cunts..
Allez allez allez
#LFC
#ChampionsLeague
Genuine question..
I'd like
@WestHam
to get top 4 (think most City fans would), think their fans deserve it.. but if that happens, does that mean the fans nolonger want Gold, Sullivan and Brady gone - given it will have happened under their stewardship?
#WHU
@WestHam_Central
@KettyBitch
Absolutely the worst day of the week.
At least with Monday, you go into it with the optimism that it’s a new week and it’ll be better than the last one.
By Tuesday morning, you’ve realised it’s even shitter and you’re fucking nowhere near Friday 😂
City aren't the club they used to be, we've grown to attract a worldwide following & most of us are aware of that.
Equally, most blues don't care where you're from - so long as you respect the history of the club & those who've been here for a long time already
Am I the only one who isn't upset by the
@ManCity
season ticket price increase?
Mines £930 (inc. Platinum) & has gone up about £40.. so just over £2 a game.
I get cost of living & all that, but going to the match is a luxury (& what a luxury it is)
Absolute bargain in my eyes
As many will know, a much loved blue, Chris 'Dryer' Drysdale, lost his life this week.
He leaves behind a wife & kids, so a gofundme has been set up to help - both with funeral expenses & hopefully the future too 🙏🏻
Please give what you can 🩵
#MCFC
Not tempting fate re the result.. but God am I basking in this meltdown right now.
Growing up in Salford as the odd blue out, and an absolute lifetime of shit - I never thought I'd see the day.
And you know what? It's fucking magnificent 😂😂😂😂
#MCFC
@Barcajim3
Boarded up windows and missing letters on the pubs signage 😂
Oh, and hearing there had been gangland executions in the pub.
Still, went in for one - be rude not to haha.
#Salford
#FlemishWeaver
@IanCheeseman
My season ticket has gone up £25. That's £1.32 a game.
With the level of football on display (& in comparison to prices elsewhere) that's an absolute BARGAIN.
Yes times are hard.. I get that. But football is a luxury, not a necessity. If I couldn't afford it I wouldn't go.
@antmarkmcr
@City_Xtra
@berger_pj
@kerry_hau
Nah. The man gave us a champions league. The club knew his terms, we didn't meet him.
Owes us nothing. A farewell would have been wonderful, but don't be bitter. Just be grateful we had him 7 years.
Paaaaaaass to Doku pon' de left hand side
Paaaaaaass to Doku pon' de left hand side
(And he will run)
Give him the ball and he will run run run
(He will run)
He'll cut inside and skin defenders just for fun
🤌🏻
@blink182italia
@markhoppus
This.. I've seen blink 3 times and not sure I've ever heard this live. Fucking criminal. Online Songs, Wendy Clear and Stockholm Syndrome should be on every set list ever!!!!
Listening to
@talkSPORT
now & my God. Idiots everywhere.
The biggest myth about the Premier league is that it's competitive.
City. Utd. Arsenal. Scousers. Chelsea.
It doesn't change. There are, right now with current rules, 87 league clubs who'll NEVER win the top prize.
🧵..
@Newhayparis
Nah mate, they've got the dippers Monday night.
They could get beat.. or the fans storm the pitch and get a points deduction when the games called off with their silly protest 😅..
Either way the cash out would go up 😉
@SamLee
@strikeanywhere1
Yes pal, immediately after a drunken confession of reciprocated love from Stones and Walker - and Carson nicking the mic and shouting “we fucking hate losing” 😂😂
@YoinkedMate
Tragedy baiting is wrong, no two ways about it. I dont know any blue who would sing songs or goad re Hillsborough.
Yet, you have the Steaua flag on display @ Anfield, mocking Everton for missing out in Europe - because of your fan base causing the deaths of 39.
Grim.
Hearing rumours that Cancelo wants out of the club.
Hopefully not, but if true - show him the door. Not got time for mardarses who won’t put the graft in.
It's especially annoying as it's painting the majority of us as xenophobic - which is simply not the case.
She's using this as bait for more clicks - when in reality this is simply an effort to ride City's coattails to make 💰 from an online persona
Not least when it's so thinly veiled & you either tweet about city, or selling pics of yourself half naked.
If you wanna follow city, fine. Most will welcome you warmly. But don't cry foul when you're behaving as you are.
It's not fair on other foreign and/or female fans. 🤷🏻♂️
@GreenJ92
He’s not a left back in a month of Sundays.
Plays attacking mid for 🇪🇸, got 2nd best player at u17 World Cup (2nd to Foden) and top scorer at the u21 Euros.
There’s ability there for sure.. just not at LB.
@ a work thing in 🇸🇪 & have had too many 🍻, making up city words to every song 😂
🎵Gimme gimme gimme a ball from De Bruyne,
Slide it through to Haaland for him to put awaay.
Gimme gimme gimme a ball from De Bruyne,
With Kevin in the middle we'll be champions in Maay🎵
Wherever
@JackGrealish
is tonight, here's to you sir.
Better than that fucking shower of shit, hope you're getting another beer and living your best life 🍻
@kelimarie92
Genuinely thought you gave an exceptional account of yourselves - first half frustrated us in a massive way.
Nice to know there are some that enjoy watching us play though, there are plenty of PL fans (normally scouse) who think our football is boring.
@RafaelH117
I think for most blues, Rafa, we're honestly not arsed.
He was a decent player, not amazing, but contributed and we got a good sum on him.. so cheerio and move on. No hard feelings.
I think he's been disrespectful in his comments though. Didn't need to be said simply.
@bigbencorrie
@RetroSolesUK
@AlanShepo69
@adiFamily_
Alright pal, might be nothing, but there's a user on ebay selling masses of adidas (uk11) based in mcr. Claims "all left in a rental property by an evicted tennant and selling to recoup losses".
Thought nothing of it @ 1st, but now 11 pairs & says "adding more every week"??
@BlueWolf_09
@City_Chief
@SamLee
He shouldn't even be in the match day squad. I found it offensive to Stones that a player who wants out is picked ahead of him.
I wouldnt play Garcia again. At all.
Christ, someone's cutting onions.
Death is fucking shit, but what a way to face it - eye to eye, wry smile and wringing every last drop out of life before the end.
What a fucking man Rob Burrow was, is and forever will be.
'By the time that you watch this I will no longer be here'
A poignant final message from the Leeds Rhinos legend and MND campaigner recorded before his death for a special BBC documentary 'There's Only One Rob Burrow'
@BBCOne
@BBCiPlayer
@IanCheeseman
I get your point entirely re values being quoted
@IanCheeseman
..
But then I remember:
A. We're already the pantomime villains who everyone hates without any proper, credible basis
B. Its not actually my money
C. I want us to win EVERYTHING.
My conclusion?
SPEND THE LOT 😂😂
@YoinkedMate
Oh I heard it. And as I said, the singing wasn't about Hillsborough.
But you crack on with the pathological need to change the narrative. All you're doing is proving my point.
@sportbible
Wrong question guys. You should be asking what footballers people know because of
@FootballManager
.
Absolute gems on the free transfer like Taribo West, Freddie Adu etc.. or signing players like Iker Munain, Klass Jan Huntelaar or Alex (the one who played for Cruzeiro) 👌🏻
@thebumchin
@JayAllerton
I walked in the door at 3pm on my last day working for Sage. Massively hung over, typical Jonny stag do style.
My day finished at 5:30pm 😂
Awful news about that Cody Fisher, nobody should go on a night out & not come home 😔
23 man, no age. When I was 23, my only concern was who was getting the next round of jagerbombs - nowadays, you have to watch your back in case of tooled up idiots.
Society is fucked 🤷🏻♂️
@YoinkedMate
Wrong. It's the lack of accountability you show for anything.
Attacking coaches, baiting EFC with Steaua flags, sending pics of baby coffins to David Silva... list goes on.
Moaning at ticket allocation, instead of concern for the kid hit by a weighted pint thrown by your fans
@citehchants
The "man with a spider on his head" and the "Alisson, not a 6ft4 brazillian, but a 45 Yr old single mum of 2 kids from Merseyside" had me pissing 😂😂😂
But using something people are so passionate about to exploit cash (especially currently) leaves a bad taste.
You've only gotta see how blues have reacted to the club & season ticket increases - so doing it as an 'influencer'? You've got no chance.
@Felix6ood
I've got 12k points pal and ive had my season ticket near 20 years, who do I need to shag at the club to get the 26k that qualifies me for domestic aways 😂😂
Been to more Euro aways in the last 5 years than prem aways ha, not that I'm complaining 😎
@balc_top
@FootyAccums
Appreciate the sentiment, but you're slightly incorrect.
Our *cheapest* ticket is about £350, not our avg.
My season ticket is £930 - but for the quality of football on display, I saw us do the league for that so I'm happy paying it.
Our avg prob between £550 - £700
I want Oasis to reform as much as everyone.. but fuck man, Noel should stand trial for butchering 'Love will tear us apart'. It actually hurt my soul 😅😫
Poor Ian Curtis would be shaking even more than usual had he still have been alive.
@FreddiePye_
He is, for me, arguably the best defensive midfielder to have ever played in the prem. For all Sergio's goals, Silva's assists and Kompany's unparalleled defensive leadership.. We are going to miss 'Dinho the most. He's been our engine for 7 years.
Deserves a statue of his own.
@henrywinter
@premierleague
Kane has got away with murder for years Henry.
Every time he backs into a player jumping for a header he puts them at risk. Don't get me wrong, I took great delight in the scousers dropping points, but Kane is reckless.
Protected by the 'star England player' bias IMHO.
So
@MENnewsdesk
are reporting that
#5thAve
has closed for good
It was a shit-hole.. but it was our shit-hole 💙
God bless you 5th, £1.50 vodka red-bulls, jägerbombs, Killing in the name of, & the smell of matey bubblebath
Long live
#foamparties
!!
#5thAve
#Manchester
#Indie
Why am I half expecting someone to do a mock up of that scooby doo image (see below) but this time with pep guardiola and Stuart Pearce.
We're absolutely awful up top atm
Know this feeling all too well, and it's indescribable.
Agüero's 94th-minute winner; and that first league win in decades will stay with me until the day I die.
Enjoy every second of it.. not 'Neverkusen' anymore 🩵
Leverkusen will be on the piss for days 🍻
#prost
@oasis_groupie
Difficult to pick a fav.
Champagne Supernova is next level.. but so is Masterplan, Half the world away, Married with children, Hello, Morning Glory, Cigarettes & Alcohol, Shock of the Lightning, Importance of being idle..
The list is practically endless 👌🏻
@adiFamily_
The Adidas Chile '62 - in the lighter brown. What a trainer 😍
The first pair as a teenager that I absolutely loved. Simplicity. Perfection.
Hi,
@FA_PGMOL
- given you're in such a sharing mood, can I request the release of the audio of the below incident, with a view to also replaying the game?! 😂