@nocontextfm1
Yep, keep it realistic. Can't be having an extra attacker on the bench for the 3rd straight Champions League final on my Sunderland save.
@SoVeryBritish
A big shoutout to all of the oven clock engineers in the household, there's usually only one and if there's not, you spend half a year in a different time zone.
@SoVeryBritish
5. Reminding your partner we've got a yoghurt that needs eating at home.
6. Deciding on a dessert and regretting your decision when you see everybody else's.
7. Shall we order on to share? Proceed to clash cutlery like lightsabres for the last bit of brownie.