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@KettyBitch

29 days

How cute are these shorts 🩵

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@KettyBitch

3 years

Do slow walkers not get pissed off by how long it takes them to reach their destination?

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@KettyBitch

6 months

The world was better before social media existed

Masta

@abuyamasta

6 months

What's your unpopular opinion that would get you in this situation?

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@KettyBitch

3 years

My neighbour is selling his house, £675,000 and it says ‘ideal home for first time buyers’ sorry ???

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@KettyBitch

2 years

My phone has been on silent since 2007

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@PrincessMacgee

2 years

People who keep their phone on silent 24/7 are so done with life

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@KettyBitch

2 years

Actually dunno how people cope without music I can’t shower, clean, cook etc without it

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@KettyBitch

2 months

I would never go for a man with skinnier legs than me, sorry x

Jenni

@hashjenni

2 months

Why is this so relatable 😅😭

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@KettyBitch

3 years

Dunno why but seeing someone drink water out of a coke bottle really doesn’t sit right with me

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@KettyBitch

3 years

Nothing humbles you more like glimpsing yourself in the camera at the Asda self checkout 🤮

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@KettyBitch

3 years

Are we all in agreement that Tuesdays are worse than Mondays

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@KettyBitch

2 years

Clicking on someone’s insta story 46 seconds after they’ve posted it makes me feel like the biggest creep ever

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@KettyBitch

1 year

It’s actually nuts that before online banking you had to leave the house to check your bank balance, imagine dragging your hungover self to the cashpoint to see how much you’ve spent on a night out and you’ve only got £13.12 left in your account

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@KettyBitch

3 years

Could not cope without the notes app, I swear it’s the only way I can keep track of life

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@KettyBitch

2 years

Always having something to look forward to is key

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@KettyBitch

2 years

I wonder what it’s like to not be tired

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@KettyBitch

16 days

M&S Foodhall might be one of my favourite places in the world

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@KettyBitch

2 years

Do you ever catch yourself doing something bare weird and just think if anyone could see me now I’d have no mates

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@KettyBitch

1 year

Nah he called him 🤣🤣😭

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@ICQChelsea

1 year

Matey from polar express has pulled this off what am i doing wrong

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@KettyBitch

1 year

Cunt

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@NoContextBrits

1 year

What is the most beautiful word in the English language?

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@KettyBitch

2 years

I will happily send 17 messages in a row

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@miss_edibles

2 years

Double texting is so embarrassing.🫠

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@KettyBitch

2 years

I just want it to be 25 degrees and sunny

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@KettyBitch

2 years

Let this be a lesson to you all

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@KettyBitch

1 year

Certified PERVERT if you have your duvet buttons at the top

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@ash_dhd

1 year

Duvet Buttons

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@KettyBitch

3 years

Purple grapes are 100x better than green ones btw

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@KettyBitch

2 years

Is there anything more attention seeking than tagging yourself into a&e

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@KettyBitch

1 year

Controversial but what makes her so special other than being privileged and white? What about all the other children who have gone missing and barely ANY resources have been used to try and find them ??? What about their poor families ??

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@Mikechrs961

1 year

Why the fuck are they still searching for Madeleine Mccann?? Its been 16 YEARS

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@KettyBitch

11 months

Boys who take their tops off in the rave, we are all hot ok?! WHO told you this was acceptable because it’s fucking not.

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@KettyBitch

2 years

A Saturday has never felt more like a Sunday since the existence of days of the week

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@KettyBitch

2 years

Being complimented on your personality is 100 times better than being complimented on your appearance

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@KettyBitch

1 year

Not to be offensive but you rarely see a bird punching

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@KettyBitch

2 years

Why is accidentally turning your phone torch on in public one of the most embarrassing things ever

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@KettyBitch

2 months

3/3 nobody talk to me for a week after this x

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@KettyBitch

2 years

Your bedroom really does reflect your mental health cos mine is an absolute mess atm

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@KettyBitch

9 months

I automatically assume anyone with an England/Union Jack flag in their twitter name is a cunt icl

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@KettyBitch

10 months

How do you block someone’s face from appearing on the TL

Jay Cartwright

@J_CartwrightN0T

10 months

Beavo swallowed it all in one go like a seagull 😂😂

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@KettyBitch

2 years

Convinced someone’s cloned my bank card but it’s actually just me being a cunt

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@KettyBitch

2 years

My man woke up at 05:23 just to violate me 😭🤣

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@KettyBitch

2 years

Getting into a bed with freshly washed sheets is one of the top 10 feelings in the world

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@KettyBitch

2 years

Once you make the switch to 🤣 there’s no going back to 😂

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@KettyBitch

1 month

Sometimes classy 🍓

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@KettyBitch

2 years

Do you ever wish your eyeballs could take photos because sometimes a camera just doesn’t do it justice

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@KettyBitch

2 months

Only losers care about what kind of phone someone else uses

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@koi_takleefff

3 months

An iPhone 12 in 2024 is crazy

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@KettyBitch

1 year

Sparkling water is 🤮🤮🤮

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@JMEMonteith

1 year

If you don’t like sparkling water, grow up immediately

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@KettyBitch

9 months

Only sick bastards prefer this weather over summer

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@KettyBitch

1 year

This absolute violation loooool

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@KettyBitch

3 years

Do you get to your mid twenties and that’s it your back hurts until you die?

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@KettyBitch

1 year

Beer but hear me out, teenage boys force themselves to like it until eventually it just becomes a habit/default drink

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@effodu

1 year

What are you convinced people are pretending to enjoy?

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@KettyBitch

2 years

The temptation to sack off work and go join the drunks outside sainsburys is high today

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@KettyBitch

2 months

Anyway enjoy ur weekends, round 1/3 🤪🥒

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@KettyBitch

7 months

If you’re born before 2000 and use Snapchat you need your hard drive checked

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@DomLip94

7 months

Whats the upper age limit for Snapchat

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@KettyBitch

1 year

This whole Jon Venables thing is disgusting, he tortured and murdered a child and has reoffended and been re-imprisoned twice!! You cannot rehabilitate a fucking psychotic paedophile

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@KettyBitch

9 months

#NewProfilePic

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@KettyBitch

3 months

Green queen 👸🏼💚

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@KettyBitch

3 years

Duke Dumont the giver was 👌🏽

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@KettyBitch

2 years

Do you look up the restaurant you’re going to on insta so you can see other people’s pictures of the food or are you normal

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@KettyBitch

2 months

Do you ever get a message from someone and just think fuck off

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@KettyBitch

1 year

Ngl if you film strangers out enjoying themselves ur a bad weirdo, mind ur own business!!

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@plinketyplink2

1 year

What have we become? A generation of weirdos pointing and laughing at people enjoying their life. Put your phones down and get trollied with him. Horrible this.

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@KettyBitch

2 years

Couples snogging in the rave is just the worst

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@KettyBitch

2 months

I never want my tan to fade 🍊

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@KettyBitch

2 years

We just got to press the dj button on the keyboard in music lessons

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@djmarkfarina

2 years

DJ school…

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@KettyBitch

2 years

The daddy of all crisps

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@KettyBitch

11 months

Girl dinner

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@KettyBitch

3 years

@MEG4N_FOX Or when they’re in the middle of the pavement and you can’t get round the side 😭

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@KettyBitch

4 months

Who even is this I swear that’s not me 🤣

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@KettyBitch

2 years

Do you ever stalk someone’s insta and their tagged pics for ages cos you can’t decide if you fancy them or not

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@KettyBitch

2 months

If your only hobby is going to the pub/drinking sort your life out. That’s my dads only hobby and he’s a miserable old retired bastard who doesn’t know what to do with his life

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@KettyBitch

1 year

I hate being inside when it’s sunny I feel like I’m wasting the sunshine

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@KettyBitch

2 years

I’ll take mine to the grave

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@layxsnv

2 years

Apple has a beneficiary for your phone data it’s called (Legacy contact) is someone you trust to have access to the data in your account after your death.

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@KettyBitch

10 months

Fabric Sunday service on go on then 🤪

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@KettyBitch

9 months

Everyone wfh today

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@KettyBitch

7 months

Mini egg millionaires😋

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@KettyBitch

2 years

The sun on your face is an unbeatable feeling

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@KettyBitch

2 years

Boys are bare weird 🤣

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@KettyBitch

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#NewProfilePic

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@KettyBitch

3 months

Treated myself to a bratz dress for my bday, always wanted to be a doll 🙋🏼‍♀️🩷

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@KettyBitch

2 years

Being told you smell good is one of the best compliments ever

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@KettyBitch

3 years

Who are these first time buyers plz ??

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@KettyBitch

1 year

The sunshine is triggering my inner alcoholic

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@KettyBitch

2 months

Her leg is also perfectly average size, thighs spread when you sit down. Tell me you’ve never sat next to a woman before 🥱

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@KettyBitch

4 months

Answered the door to the Royal Mail man straight out of the bath in a towel, of course he told me to have a nice afternoon 🤣

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@KettyBitch

3 months

Me on holiday again? Never ☀️🥳

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@KettyBitch

2 years

Remember when you were on a night out aged 19 and thought ‘who are those weird old people out’ I am now one of those weird old people

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@KettyBitch

1 year

Looks like something some poor unfortunate birds wake up to every day

No Context Brits

@NoContextBrits

1 year

You can’t beat a Sunday fry-up.

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@KettyBitch

8 months

Littering is such bottom barrel behaviour, keep hold of it until you find a bin/get home - it’s not hard!!

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@KettyBitch

2 months

Round 2/3 thank god for makeup 🙏🏼

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@KettyBitch

1 year

When the Airbnb man fancies you and gives you a free bottle of ciroc 🤪

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@KettyBitch

1 month

Made it 🇭🇷

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@KettyBitch

1 year

Why is getting your Tesco Clubcard to scan at the self service such a difficult experience ???

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@KettyBitch

7 months

Life is better with good hair 💇🏼‍♀️

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@KettyBitch

11 months

Fabric sticker on my phone is so on brand 🤪

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@KettyBitch

8 months

Enjoy your weekend hooligans 🥳

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@KettyBitch

9 months

The perils of having a perfectly round small pea head

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@KettyBitch

7 months

🤪 #NewProfilePic

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@KettyBitch

1 month

Ready for another weekend with this one 💓

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@KettyBitch

2 months

🤣 why are men so triggered, also calling me fat is just pathetic are you blind

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@KettyBitch

1 year

This is enough to put you off men for life

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@KettyBitch

3 months

Does anyone really to go Ibiza to shag?? Surely not

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@fesshole

3 months

Just worked out that between me and my friends, between us we've spent 130 nights in Ibiza on lads holidays. Not a single one of us has pulled.

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@KettyBitch

1 year

How on earth can you wake up and your first thought is yeah I really need a cigarette 🤢

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@KettyBitch

7 months

I’m 27 babe but it’s ok your dad would still love to shag me x

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@cm00___

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who’s 37 and called ‘ketty bitch’, you that’s who🙋🏼‍♀️

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@KettyBitch

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The more tanned and blonde the more self worth 🙋🏼‍♀️

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