Jolie Madame 🌺 @mambonimengi Twitter profile

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Jolie Madame 🌺

4 months

Rita Waeni’s killer could have been found within 24 hours but this government only works that hard if it benefits them 🤷🏾‍♀️ #RutoMustGo

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3 years

Whatever comes with ovulation even the Holy Spirit cannot intercede yoh because…what????

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2 years

@mrgregmburu @naimatapei So you boil the magnesium supplement with ginger and tumeric?

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4 years

@born_2_mac The fact that you are a black man You need divine intervention

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1 year

Sugarcane juice that has lime,mint and ginger

BAMIDELE🕊

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1 year

I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink

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4 years

People who put on spectacles have VERY PRETTY EYES 😍😍😍😍

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4 years

@faussie_ It’s always the one who didn’t start that gets hit 😂😂😂😂😂

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2 years

I just want the audience to scream “Who Deeeeyyyy” when Phyna is declared the winner of BBN LEVEL UP! #BBNaija

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4 years

When Mayorkun says Gege or Of Lagos 😍😍😍😍😍

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@mambonimengi

3 years

A mind stretched by new experience can never go back to its old dimensions 🥂 purple bodycon dresses 🤝 Me🔥🔥🔥

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3 years

My guuuuyyyy !!! @davido

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3 years

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gosh! Alafu Sisi wakenya tunacomment “Job Well Done” 💀💀💀💀

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4 years

@richonnesokoye Sir and Rumi in the uterus like :

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@mambonimengi

2 years

@wherejady You understand that you are at high risk of contacting cervical cancer if he goes inside every girl while also going inside of you? There is no test for men btw to check if they have Human Papilloma Virus the last time I checked… but oh well 🙃

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2 years

I was today years old 🙆🏿‍♀️

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4 years

Anyway Stream Davido’s Album 🙏🏾🔥

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3 years

Liquorose is so competitive and energetic when it comes to the tasks 👌🔥🔥🔥 #BBNaija

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2 years

@unusualphyna God Did!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

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4 years

@culta_klash The way she flipped and came up at such a speed 😳

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@mambonimengi

5 years

I have my passport Chinks 🇰🇪 🥺

Chinks 🇰🇪 🇺🇬 🇷🇼 🇹🇿

@justChinks

5 years

Honestly? I would like 6 girlfriends. Ugandan, South African, Nigerian, Kenyan, Zambian and Tanzanian. Please organize soonest. Regards and Goodnight Chinks

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September photo dump,anyone?

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4 months

@wendizznits Now I understand why Luhya heat alimsalimia 🤌🏾🔥

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5 years

@6be6kind6 @naledimashishi Tell them...She was scratching his face so many times Their relationship was just toxic in general Speak about both sides not just one,people.

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@mambonimengi

2 years

@carltonkitheka1 Chloe said Idris was humping on a balloon 😂😂😂 that should make you feel better

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5 years

@TooBitter_Sweet Is there a history of sextuplets being born in your family??

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2 months

Bride’s maid 🌸🌸🌸

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26 days

@wanjiruuuz To be real, most say they’d rather be late to work than show up with no eyebrows 😭😭😭

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@mambonimengi

3 years

When Nicki Minaj said “Broke bitches shouldn’t be laughing” Me: 🤧

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@mambonimengi

4 years

@DeJahJNicole This is the answer

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@mambonimengi

3 years

@ilove_sambu Hey, she just said this.

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@mambonimengi

2 years

@beth_kasinga Ni kama pesa za wizi huwa zimerogwa because how was he balling at the club, catching flights and the next thing hana 70 bob anunue chapati surwa?

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@mambonimengi

4 years

If you are saying that your votes won’t matter because their faves have shown us dust with 50% you were never a Dorathy Stan #BBNaija

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@mambonimengi

3 years

@Cooper_Realm @ShirleenMukami1 Mbona sura inakaa tofauti hapa 🙆🏿‍♀️ ni vile kumeumana

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3 years

I get mad excited to see Kenyans listening to Laycon just because I saw him on Big Brother pushing his songs 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@mambonimengi

2 years

@Alvin_Kanindo @ntvkenya Ilikuwa mtego ya the 2 gents the guys knew it wouldn’t take them that long to look for their own

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3 years

The video on nairobigist where the girl is chugging gilbeys and the next clip looking like she is convulsing 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 heh! Mkona friends weird 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

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@frankodhiambo @ElayneOkaya Unakaa kuwa daktari ama someone who’s having an affair with his best friend’s wife 😂😂😂

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2 years

@Ms_Kangethe @mrgregmburu @naimatapei I am happy that I did 🤭 even though I was actually serious and not trying to be comical at all 😂😅

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@mambonimengi

5 years

If you can see your self as you shower >>>>🤪🤪😍😍😍😍

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Girls in front of the mirror after showering admiring how cute they look naked

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4 years

@MassageDoctor1 @AlexCaxton @Eccentric_sky @zikokomag You are in the same Wozzap with those that ask what was she wearing when she was raped

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@manlikesaiya Alikuwa anangojea tu elevator ifunguke 💀💀💀

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@mambonimengi

4 years

@gIossydior @LaBeautyologist Nai went to school to clear up the confusion for you ❤️

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@mambonimengi

2 years

Bro has a lot of uncle duties now 😭😂😂😂

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2 years

my boy did it! Congratulations Zan🔥

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@wanjiruivy Tafuna tu pesa ni yako

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@mambonimengi

2 years

@roxieale @Iamnjoki To kill all the bacteria before putting them back on. Ni healthy 😃

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@mambonimengi

3 years

Ask your man about what causes yeast infections and watch him say some crazy shit like “it’s some sought of STI” Google is free jameni.

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@mambonimengi

3 years

Dinner then Dinya ***

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3 years

@imchampainpapi @jaylabrenae She was like “daddy, I don’t think I can trust you to do my hair” 😂😂😂😂

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2 years

@GacheruBetty @_wamwea She doesn’t seem like she is emotional, she looks like she is just there for the good times and good times alone

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4 years

Team Dorathy #BBNaija I want the nasty mean look that Vee and Neo give when Ebuka says Dorathy is safe so let’s vote 😌😌😌🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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3 years

Cryptocurrency me so that I know it’s real ❤️

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@mambonimengi

4 years

@stacy_muriuki @wacuka_ But first we need an explanation 💀💀💀

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@mambonimengi

1 year

@Wanjiru_Ngugii Do to your partner what you’d be comfortable with if they did to you

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@mambonimengi

5 years

NRG wanaleta CARRDDIIII😭😭😭😭😭wheeeewwww!!!

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@mambonimengi

4 years

@TiffanyWambui9 Btw why are Mums like this kitu ya 7% niliteremsha na one night kisha asubuhi ananiuliza kama nilikuwa na hang over 😂😂😂😂😂

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4 years

I want to see Kenyan Dexplora’s with @Thedorathybach 😩😩😩😩

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@mambonimengi

2 years

@judepatwang @mrgregmburu @naimatapei Valid question since he said it’s advisable to substitute milk with the magnesium supplement

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@mambonimengi

4 years

@BBNaija @wathonianyansi @BetwayNigeria She’s fake because she had no time to fight you because of Bright O thank God she wasn’t entangled

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3 years

@chichi_ivy @abadan_katan Ukweli 🤣🤣🤣 expectations lead to disappointments

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@mambonimengi

4 years

@OkiogaTerry @Marvinkihato It’s how you put God in the center for me 🔥🔥🔥🙏🏾

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@mambonimengi

2 years

@Theseun__ @wherejady 😭 We accept we will never be this cool then

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@mambonimengi

3 years

I cannot choose so two it is 😃

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@mambonimengi

2 years

Stacy Thiru’s IG stories 😳🙁🙁🙁 imagine being assaulted in a foreign country … must be traumatic AF! So sorry for her

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@mambonimengi

4 years

I will feel so excited to see Praise get his groove on, Prince and Dorathy coordinating their dance moves, Kiddwaya doing his moves 😂😂😂😂😂 who else ???? #BBNaija

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@mambonimengi

3 years

He looks so happy like he really wanted it so bad himself, we can say he’s achieved his goals. Go nephew! 🥺🥺🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@mambonimengi

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@Sab__G When they gave the flight attendant the bag to carry 😂😂😂😂

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@mambonimengi

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@Muchang_i Definitely Os*ma (staki atrend) gave them whatever they wanted unaweza pata Hata locks za nyumba zimetengenezwa

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4 years

Good luck to Dorathy and Laycon who will be switching off the lights as the final two 😊😊😊 I cannot wait to see Dorathy win even after the house. #bbnaija

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Laycon to Dorathy: it’s because you are my in-law Dorathy: who is your wife? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I think Laycon wants Cynthia or Their little sister 😂😂😂😂 #BBNaija

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@Its_Paushiee @briannkinywa Dennis Karuri would’ve beat his face so well I just know 😭

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@mambonimengi

3 years

@YouLoveLeona Jack creating emphasis 😂😂😂

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@mambonimengi

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@Nyandia_G Hata kama mlinipea food poisoning nimewasamehe ❤️ @javahouseafrica #rejectfinancebill2024

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@mambonimengi

3 years

What you see is what you get 🔥🔥🔥

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@mu_iruri

3 years

@edikomunga Thanks for delivering greatness 🔥

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@mambonimengi

3 years

@thezerahb He entered the pool with the fluids in it🥺🥺🥺🥺

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@mambonimengi

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@Rxseboy19 I just shed a tear or two while reading this. Because I share a similar ordeal, It’s not easy. What helped is asking God to take away the pain 🫂 and HE sure heard me. I’m sorry.

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@mambonimengi

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@ziabett Ndiyo huwa nasema closed mouths don’t get fed 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@mambonimengi

4 years

DORATHY IS A BAD BIHHHH!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 look at her attitude while dancing #BBNaija

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@mambonimengi

4 years

Everything @Thedorathybach Touches Blooms! Like your fit is SOLD OUT! Brands should start booking you before it’s too late 💪🏾😌 #NoBrandLikeDorathy

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@Keo__Chere 😂😂😂 your comment has won. Now we want a ‘before’ and ‘after’ 🤗🤗

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@mambonimengi

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@HeemMufc Mnatamani Kienyeji Lakini nyinyi Broiler ambao mnakula indomie hamuezi wapea vile wanataka 😂😂😂😂😂

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@mambonimengi

3 years

@SiriStudioAnita @KenyaAirways Zari alifanyiwa the same thing…she complained It’s a thing of theirs to rob people off their valuables

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@mambonimengi

3 years

Long live my Tailor 🤌🏾 he literally follows my instructions to the Tea!

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3 years

Quote or respond to this with your best selfie/photo(s) of 2021. Let's see that 🔥

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@mambonimengi

3 years

@Mollage_ Somebody’s son

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@mambonimengi

5 years

@JhusBLaze If it's your money you can call it however you want 😁

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@mambonimengi

3 years

@__sammich__ You were lucky to get that call from your close friend 😊🤞🏾

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@mambonimengi

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@ThatgirlLee__ When Jaquees gave us Trip >>>>>

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4 years

Even if Dorathy decides to remain in her corner this whole week I will slap her with 1300 plus online votes from 🇰🇪 #BBNaija #DorathyOurMainPriority

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@mambonimengi

5 years

Dera bila tako ni kanzu tu

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@mambonimengi

3 years

@earlygetter_ Wife that woman! 🤷🏾‍♀️

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@mambonimengi

2 years

I just saw a post on r/Kenya where someone took a loan to pay for their wedding only for them to divorce 3 years later 🙆🏿‍♀️

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@mambonimengi

2 years

At this point Huddah has gone too far

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@melaninqween13

2 years

Yani Murugi Munyi has been called a garbage truck and a rhino. Huddah has ranted on how no one likes her and that she has mental issues cause of her failed liposuction. Wheeeeh. I honestly think this is harsh all because of a comment on the packaging of her skin care line.

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@mambonimengi

4 years

@Dre_Ova I cannot wait for this Recreation

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@mambonimengi

4 years

Heri kunyamaza kuliko you hurl insults at someone 🤗🤗🤗I hope her friends talk to her to a point she understands because that term has been existing for years and it’s not like the guy just made it up

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@mambonimengi

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Best for me: @davido I jam to his songs more than anyone else there