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nefertiti's fjord

18 days

Who is interested in joining my Microsoft 365 Family? Perks: 1. Access to Microsoft 365 Premium (Teams, Word, Excel etc) 2. 1TB of cloud storage (One Drive) At an annual rate of Ksh. 3200 Kindly DM me :)

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He has a stud and femme wife? Yea he’s the third person in that marriage

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😂 Why is German such an aggressive language

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Wife Material

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What seems like a compliment but it is actually an insult?

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4 years

This my former high school. They are protesting against defilement by teachers and what I'm gonna say is, IT'S ABOUT TIME PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT IT.

𝐌𝐨𝐡𝐚𝐚 𝐆𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭

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4 years

Lugulu Girls High School students protesting along Webuye - Kitale highway.

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6 years

Stan Lee met his wife when she was married, two weeks later she got divorced and married Stan an hour after the divorce. They stayed married for 69 years. 💗💗

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@pierrefleury_ Lmaaaaooo

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@youloveleona

2 months

IDK how people saw someone who burned a church, teargassed kids, stole land, was in the ICC and said "I will vote for this one"

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@youloveleona

3 years

If its not like this I don't want it 🥺

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1 year

They were right about experience. It’s the best teacher. You’ll never understand some things until you go through them.

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@youloveleona

4 years

mtu anaeza maliza biz yako na chumvi tu 💀

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4 years

Snail farming anyone? This may just be the next project.

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3 years

Kenyan Actor Daniel Kaluuya wins an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor 🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪

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@youloveleona

3 years

Y'all don't know how uncomfortable this is tbh

ꫝꫀ᥅ꪮᦔ ꪻꫝꫀ ᧁ᥅ꫀꪖꪻ🔥

@moruribrian

3 years

Kama hujawahi angaliwa hivi usijiite Mali safi 😂😂😂

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4 years

African kids can speak 3. She needs to up her game

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7 years

Princess Charlotte already speaks two languages at just two-years-old

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4 years

Last borns think we don't know their tactics 🙄😂

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@youloveleona

3 months

The most East African face ever. She could be Kenyan Ugandan or Sudanese 🤣 I love it

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🤍 Aduta Kech

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Daniel Toroitich Arap Moi lived for 95 years

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you will never prosper with a nasty spirit.

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1 year

I really love Africans on TikTok 😭🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

Glad to see him getting paid 🫶🏾

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4 years

I miss those make out sessions we used to have as virgins. Mnakiss 2 hours straight 😂😂😂😂😂

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The first one term president 🕯️🕯️🕯️

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@youloveleona

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Guys @Shad_khalif has been picked up by a white KCL outside stakeout south B please RT

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@youloveleona

2 years

Fun fact: Kiswahili has for all 7 days of the week 𝙅𝙪𝙯𝙞 - day before yesterday 𝙅𝙖𝙣𝙖 - yesterday 𝙇𝙚𝙤 - today 𝙆𝙚𝙨𝙝𝙤 - tomorrow 𝙆𝙚𝙨𝙝𝙤 𝙆𝙪𝙩𝙬𝙖 - day after tomorrow 𝙈𝙩𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙤 - 2 days after tomorrow 𝙈𝙩𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙤 - 3 days after tomorrow

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2 years

I can’t believe the Zulu language has a word for the day before yesterday. 🤣 Why?

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360 is accurate bc your life won’t change 🤣

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Hio 1.3-5M would change my life 360° ngl

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4 years

He said fuck y'all colonial wigs

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4 years

Eish Congratulations to him . The first one

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3 years

Let's teach our salonists to charge Americans $100 and above

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3 years

I got my hair braided in Kenya Africa today for 22$ they are knotless & passed my butt. I love it here

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4 years

I know it's strange to some of you, but we have fathers

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4 years

Msichana mdogo anajulia wapi rhumba kuna kitu hamsemi

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1 year

Why do companies post about global remote jobs but when you mention you’re in Africa they’re like “not THAT global ew”

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I just know she can pull a white millionaire

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Goma, Congo 🇨🇩

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3 years

Not all instances lol. Kuna mama huuza tusks za Ndovu sioni yake ikiisha

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3 years

Pesa illegal huwa inaisha haraka ni kama imerogwa

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1 year

Big Smoke in Karen have the BEST nyama ever! Fall of the bone so so good. And this platter was only 2200 na hatukumaliza Watu watatu

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@youloveleona

3 years

Text your crush "Saturday let's get drunk and have disrespectful sex lol" and send a screenshot of what they replied.

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@youloveleona

5 months

Ka uko na mtu na mnapendana pls work it out. There’s nothing huku kwa streets 😂😂

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@youloveleona

1 year

There’s some girls on TikTok who were being asked about Africa and they were like no food no water poor people then when asked where they’re from they said Syria 😂 the interviewer was like “Bold of You”

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@youloveleona

5 years

Ni nyinyi tu, the rest of us just sit and do nothing all day.

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@youloveleona

2 months

SHADRACK IS FREE AND SAFE GUYS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@youloveleona

3 years

Let's tell Nyash and Khali the truth y'all 💀

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5 months

@LibertyDrycarys How will they find me I don’t come from their country 😆

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@youloveleona

3 years

hii profiling huanza mapema, let's just face it, if we enforce that kids can't go to school w locs we tryna say watu wa locs ni wabaya, hawana masomo etc. Tuko na shida kubwa sana

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@youloveleona

2 years

This babe ACCURATELY cooks food from all countries and she did Kenya so well!

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1 year

When was the last time you sang Maureen? When we said we want an album we didn’t mean a photo album 🥹

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1 year

When was the last time you saw a black and white photo on here? It's been too long for me!

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@youloveleona

2 months

The Finance Bill

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2 months

Who is the enemy today?

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@youloveleona

1 year

Naivasha Rd houses cost too much for a location that’s between Kawangware and Uthiru.

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@youloveleona

4 years

I hate niggas

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@youloveleona

5 years

Me: Sasa unataka aje Policeman:

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@youloveleona

5 months

Which generation 😂😂 churches are still full of young people. Dont take your friend group as your generation

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But guys let's be honest, are y'all not bothered with the fact that this generation has completely given up on church?😂

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2 years

They did this for their grandma 🥺

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2 years

Ombachi pulling crazy numbers on the Tok

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1 month

Joanna K and Chris Kaiga broke up. Oh goodness

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4 months

Orie Rogo Manduli

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4 months

Hardest Kenyan name ushai skia?

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@youloveleona

3 years

you grow up watching people who have lived in bad marriages suddenly asking you when you will get married lol... misery loves company?

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@youloveleona

3 months

Vitiligo really is crazy. We need to apologize to Michael Jackson 😭

Minister of retweets(reposts)🔄

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Leleti Khumalo & Whoopi | 32 Years Later 💛

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1 year

Who's gonna tell him

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1 month

Maybe afike huku

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1 month

So Ababu haendi Paris ?

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1 year

Nah, the worst part of using the SGR is the uncomfy seats, no freedom to choose what seat you want, no charging ports, and no drinking until Mtito Andei

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1 year

The worst part in using the Sgr

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3 years

I haven't created in so long so lemme re-introduce myself: My name is Leona, and I paint 🌻✨

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@youloveleona

1 year

Look at South Africans. Meanwhile huku we shame people for protesting while we’re really suffering in this economy

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1 year

#NationalShutdown

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4 years

These make me so happy lol

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19 days

Ukiolewa lazima huyo mbaba aishi na wewe?

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@youloveleona

2 months

ITS BEEN 24 HOURS SINCE THEY TOOK SHADRACK KIPRONO HE DOESNT HAVE HIS MEDICATION NOR HIS GLASSES #RejectFinanceBill2024 #FreeShad

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2 months

They’re definitely going through his socials now. This is his last seen on instagram. FREE SHAD IMMEDIATELY #FreeShad #RejectFinanceBill2024

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@youloveleona

3 years

Luhya men eat everything. They'll eat you food, your pussy, your friends pussy, your neighbours too.

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3 years

Uhuru akiwatch anime, ye huwatch Naruto pia

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3 years

My god, pre Rona we'd actually leave the house at midnight to go out? Why? 😂😂

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3 years

in Kenya we can't even have a sex offenders registry bc half of Parliament would be in it.

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2 months

#FindKasmuel #RejectFinanceBill2024

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3 years

Switching between Wakadinali and Sauti Sol at #SolFest will be like:

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1 year

We know he’s capping. The only person who uses 3k for her hair is Charlene Ruto.

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1 year

I normally give Pastor Dorcas Ksh3,000 for hair and she is satisfied - DP Gachagua

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3 years

He said

Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

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3 years

But Kenyatta family does Legit businesses mimi sioni shida

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3 years

Ukiearn 680k utakuwa unaishi kwa nyumba ya how much? Personally, 600k.

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5 years

hide her before Diamond sees her 😭

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5 years

Mrembo Sylivia Sebatian Bebwa toka KANDA YA ZIWA, ameshinda taji la Miss Tanzania kwa mwaka 2019. #HabariWanayo

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1 year

Nikitembea huko Webuye I can meet five men who look like this. They’re just not rich and don’t have tattoos 🤣

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1 year

He just doesn’t miss

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3 years

Switch off location before mama Freedom sees this!!!!

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3 years

Largest Elephant in the world 8000kg Tanzania 🐘👀😍 Wow.

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1 year

Let’s make this the first one term president in Kenya 🤷🏾‍♀️

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@youloveleona

2 years

1. No buying meat from the butchery Must hunt like a real man 2. No phone. Real men communicate with smoke signals 3. No listening to music. Men must only listen to natural sounds like thunder and lightning

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@youloveleona

3 years

KPLC might have switched off but it made me remember how you lit up my life.

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4 years

Describe your ethnicity in two pictures

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@youloveleona

5 years

wau na mimi nilipea Brian from Engineering School for free

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5 years

Model auctions her virginity for Sh260 million to buy house for her mother

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@youloveleona

5 months

Let’s make it 23

☬ My Heart Is In Rosario ❁

@Shavin_

5 months

22 holes dug and done and it took all my reserves. Truly truly I say unto thee, hakuna kupumzika hapa

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@youloveleona

4 years

Hebu compliment a man uone vile huwa wanashindwa kuongea 😅

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@youloveleona

4 years

Imagine starting to date a man then you realize he's the errand boy of his clique 😭😭😭😭

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@youloveleona

11 months

Btw these toilets are better health wise than the sitting ones.

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@youloveleona

4 months

As a man if you want to go up the corporate ladder esp ka uko 30+ jaribu kuoa and get a baby

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@youloveleona

5 years

Rungu ya Moi inaeza kuwa imeanguka lakini yangu bado iko...Call me later 😘

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@youloveleona

7 years

Jennifer Hudson cheated? Damn, was her man cooking for her tho? or maybe he was not spicing up things in the bedroom. He should do better, dress sexy for her, cook her favorite meals then maybe she will consider taking him back.

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@youloveleona

3 years

Have y'all seen Grand Mullah's house on Churchill's YouTube?

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@youloveleona

3 years

I need a man to take my youngest bro to tao amsho around everywhere. You can even rob him as a welcome gift ndio akae rada 😂

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@youloveleona

3 years

Never tell a man your hoe stories. They cannot handle it.

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@youloveleona

2 years

Notice he hasn’t said “tunaumia” 🤭

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@savarafrica

2 years

Why is Nairobi becoming such an expensive city? Why are prices shooting up yet the quality of life is not improving? Wananchi wanaumia sana. SMH

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@youloveleona

4 years

Anyway I'm tryna stay calm because by end of Aug I won't have a job - my position has been declared redundant due to the COVID-19 thingy and making losses etc. I'll get something else, I will. Mkiskia vitu mnisho :) I have 17 months experience as a Graphic Designer.

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@youloveleona

5 years

While Obado is still in office yet he murdered a girl. Whew.

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5 years

Fatuma Gedi risks losing Woman rep seat over sex tape scandal

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@youloveleona

2 months

Here’s the footage of Shad being taken #FreeShad

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@youloveleona

2 years

The baddies are rapping to Wakadinali

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@youloveleona

1 year

I don't understand people who cook ugali first then stew later. Ugali is supposed to be eaten PIPING HOT.

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@youloveleona

3 years

Mlitaka Ombachi apeleke bland food kwa street kids like the ones you make in your homes

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@youloveleona

2 months

Guys I need a favor I need 300 of you right now to quote this tweet with #FreeShad #RejectFinanceBill2024 We need to get them to bring Shad back!!!!! Please Quote Tweet 🙏🏾

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4 years

One thing I'm grateful for is I can afford my own place. I really love my space. Love my bed. Love my sanctuary. Even if I'm broke I know I am at peace in my house.

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@youloveleona

5 months

Mtu anaeza jiwekea mafuta taa kwa food? Because Wueh 😩

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@youloveleona

1 year

When I was turning 24 my friend wanted to hold a party for me in his house in Kilimani. I told my man at that time and he started throwing subtle tantrums so I turned down the party offer only for my man to do nothing for me lol we just stayed indoors and ate edibles.

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1 year

Ladies tell me about that time a man ruined your birthday?

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