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family office nepotism hire // subtle douche // spent a little time on the mountain // pony up

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fuck my entire life
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@middlemarketmac normally that would be the play but honestly she’s the sweetest girl I’ve ever met
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pizza weed and girls in that order
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@g00dguyclay 0-12 in conference play 🫵🤡😂
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when you find out the fringe friend you’ve been roasting all night is holding bag
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@PauliesOpinions @MoltisantiThots oh my god this account could be so good if you weren’t a lunatic
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"Oh, s---, here come all the billionaires." The SMU football program received the NCAA's "death penalty" in 1987. But a group of boosters is determined to return the program to glory.
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idk how people can be depressed lmao just take the month off and stay at your parents lake house with your absolute boys
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@LBOVinny wow so much for brothers for life
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@goatcolonelreb @sackschrader build a wall and make the big 10 pay for it
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gotta wait for my @LucyNicotine shipment to come in so I can lock in for the response
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The Fed is cutting rates for the first time in 4 years. To help accelerate the upcoming expansion of global equities, @LucyNicotine is launching the first nicotine pouch designed specifically to create shareholder value. Find it at ExcelPouches dot com
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@lotsamoney
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@EquitiesInTX pony tf up
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white boy summer activated
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25 bps cut because it’s the cowards way out. too spineless to hold higher for longer and too soft to let it rip with 50 bps
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there is no fucking way this is happening. just hooked up with a girl I’ve gone on a few dates with but she’s making me sleep on the couch
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the left really hated men gossiping so much they made it illegal and called it insider trading
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holy fuck my buddy works in big law and they have a partner that got covid for the first time and is claiming he’s literally never heard of it before. what the fuck this needs to be studied asap
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@JohnLeFevre agree with you 90% of the time, including the importance of office exposure for young people, but why does anyone care where employees work if productivity doesn’t take a hit? if you’re efficient and get your work done on time then go golf who cares
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anyone have experience with peter millar jeans? thinking about pulling the trigger
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my god why are women so slow
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I’ll bet the farm that we don’t see rate cuts in 2024
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either this is the greatest bit of all time or there’s a whole other level of locked in that I could only dream of
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middle aged hardo that’s always at my apartment pool obnoxiously hitting on girls half his age is reading the 48 laws of power lmao
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@EquitiesInTX good read (never finished)
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imagine being the first mfer to ride a horse. had to have gotten laid like crazy
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@abstractoragami I’m so fucked if my girl sees this on the boulevard
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@HighyieldHarry got my first handy at summer camp. no complaints here
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nothing more cringe than a grown man wearing an nfl jersey. you’re basically saying you’d blow that guy
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just ripped my first geeb in 6 months pray for me
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the coastal elites will never understand what it’s like to rent a lake house at the ozarks for the trashiest weekend of your life with your absolute boys
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no idea why so many of you choose to work. watching s3 of the bear at my parents lake house is enough stress for me
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@AethernCapital Barron might have the best bio I’ve ever seen
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thinking about the first set of twins to be born. had to be absolutely wild. talk of the village for months
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best sleep I’ve ever gotten in my life. I may have to marry this girl
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all time rot day. college gameday on. brought my comforter to the couch
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life is all about momentum
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you know, there is a direct correlation between the collapse of black berry and the downfall of our country
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@EquitiesInTX I will forever ride and die for preston stone fuck that offensive line
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@itsmarkmoran I would’ve absolutely begged my mom for these in 7th grade
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simply no better place to meet quality girls than the farmers market
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balanced diet for lunch
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never forget tulane was running the sec and left because they got bored
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insane world we’re living in. an entire galaxy for golf. fascinating
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nobody tells you how easy golf really is if you get lessons
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update
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@CorpFinScum hey if it makes you feel better I’m +5 thru 8 rn
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kind of crazy how good industry could be if they replaced like half of the characters and storylines
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it’s always the smallest clients losing their fucking minds every correction
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I’ve been talking to a young lady that plays golf for a living. how do I not have my manhood shattered when we play
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americans need more opportunities to dress up. we’ve gone too casual. need a monthly black tie event
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my buddy got arrested on the 4th and I don’t think he knows that we all know. playing golf with him today. will report back
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@wheelmeout16 this movie, specifically this scene, changed the trajectory of my life when I was in 7th grade
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leaving fsu out of the playoffs was the right call
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dudes waiting for the bottom the last two years
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just landed. pretty normal relaxed day
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dead & co at the sphere last night and now watching long legs in a vegas theater before my flight. nobody is doing this
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wonder how many accounts we’d see deleted if bookmarks were made public
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just had a flash back to hooking up in my fraternity’s basement and getting bit by a bat. girl took off running completely naked. had to get rabies shots
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the more we eradicate bullying the worse society gets
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fuck me
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notre dame is non target
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long lake weekend
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girl I’ve been crushing on just posted pics from aruba :(
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just awkwardly told the black couple in the elevator with me to have a happy Juneteenth fuck me
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my situationship lives in my apartment building. sounds like an absolute disaster waiting to happen but it’s been 10 months of smooth sailing. let’s close this out on a rare high note
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curious what everyone’s dream job is and what’s holding them back from pursuing it, especially those grinding it out in finance. I’m torn between psych ops for the cia and the director of recruiting for my alma maters athletic department lmao
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@murrayhillmike I’ll be grabbing a few of these at Willmon’s tn
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why would you ever own bonds? absolute nonsense
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how the fuck am I supposed to go to this fucking art show after the jayhawks totally fucked the season
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second lesson in the books. idk why you guys allowed this. everyone’s fucked this weekend
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just got my first golf lesson ever ama
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just bought the cleanest new balances since the 993s yeah I’m stepping out tonight
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@__wabes you forget about michael sam?
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alright nvm “I haven’t done blow since 9/11” is an all timer
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man I’ve got the sickest neighbors ahaha saw these bros in the sauna last night and they told me all about their parlays. so fucking sick
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just used work as an excuse to get out of plans with a girl tonight when in reality I’m just binge watching black bird
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my girl was just playing dom dolla’s new album and my only take away is AI could make a thousand songs just like this in 5 min
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I simply can’t believe this but apparently he’s been defending himself for 2+ weeks. says he doesn’t own a tv so he wouldn’t have heard about it. he’s not originally from the US but he’s lived here for over 20 years
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@rhettlashlee NVM HE’S SO WASHED YOU WERE RIGHT RHETT
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this is why I need to retire from girls
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@MarkHannaBurner have a fucking day mark
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@elusivecurrent this got me fired up let’s go
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seriously thinking about a pivot into o&g for the vibes
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@MarkHannaBurner just got a job offer to sell pj’s and might take it just to get my pilots license
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the small folk at the coffee shop have no idea what’s happening. ignorance is bliss!
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dead & co at the sphere last night and now watching long legs in a vegas theater before my flight. nobody is doing this
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@rhettlashlee PRESTON STONES OF STEEL
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@rfkenmore curious what @thejuucisluus has to say
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@elusivecurrent yeah that relationship taught us both a lot of life lessons. great girl. her dads actually a client haha
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📍 in KANSAS city for the hawks 🌾
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@ebtidass racin’ rashee is such a dawg
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@SperrysandNikes I would. fuck blake
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the big 12 is not beating the allegations
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@dumbbitchcap poor people?
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5 over thru 4 lfg
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grateful dead to intro the nba finals maybe the league isn’t dying after all
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