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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions

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4 months

"Yeah Ton', it's me. Ohtani pinned it on the translator, just like we tol' him to."

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Yeah Ton', I missed on purpose, just like you said.

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1 year

A.I.? "Ey, I" got an idea: go fück yourself.

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2 months

House of the Dragon? Sure kid, that's what your mother calls my pants. Heheheh.

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10 months

It's real simple — ya give Palestine its 1947 UN borders, and then ya give Israel a big chunk of England since it's those limey prícks' fault in the first place.

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7 months

25 seconds? Sounds like you, Chrissy. Heheheh. You hear what I said, Ton'?

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7 months

Warner Bros is turning every ‘SOPRANOS’ episode into 25 seconds long and posting it to TikTok to celebrate the show’s 25th anniversary.

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1 year

When I get action, it's always affirmative. Heheh.

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14 days

Yeah Ton', I coughed on him, just like you said.

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9 months

Incel? Yeah, kid, I been in a cell or two. Heheh.

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1 year

They're advertisin' under my tweets but they ain't givin' me a taste, Ton'.

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8 months

Yeah Ton', it's me. That thing in Arlington? It's done.

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1 year

I heard Elon finally got his little rocket up, but then it exploded too fast? He sounds like you, Chrissy. Heheh. You hear what I said, Ton'?

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1 year

Cisgender? I already know what gender your sis is — I give her a hands-on investigation every Monday night. Heheh.

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1 month

Yeah Ton', it's me. He threw the debate, just like we tol' him to.

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5 months

"Yeah Ton', it's me. We nicked the Jagr shipment like you said, 18,000 bobbleheads." "Bobbleheads? I said Jäger. Jäger, Paulie! The alcohol! Jesush Chrisht!"

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1 year

Doc says I gotta cut down on the pasta and meat, bad for my health. I tol' him if he said it again it'd be bad for HIS health.

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1 year

I heard Elon couldn't get his little rocket up today. Projectile dysfunction. Heheh. You hear what I said, Ton'?

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1 year

I figure I prob'ly got a few kids I don't know about, so here's a portrait of your old man for Father's Day.

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3 months

Yeah Ton'. The thing with the Czechoslovakian prime minister? It's done.

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9 months

Halloween costume? Sure, kid, I'm your old man for Halloween -- on account of me nailin' your mom last night. Heheheh. You hear what I said, Ton'?

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1 year

Fückin' wildfire smog all over me!

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1 year

Woke? I'll be woke until I pass out in your mother's bed tonight. Heheh.

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1 year

I'm on the apps now so I tol' my cousin to take my picture. I'm meetin' all sorts of broads. Like fish in a barrel—including the smell. Heheh.

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5 months

Dune? Sure, kid — I'm Dune your mother later tonight.

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1 year

I don't want to hear no jokes about how that Titanic submarine is bein' weighed down by Ginny Sac's titanic äss, capisce? Disrespectful príck.

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1 year

Fückin' cordyceps all over me!

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6 months

Pakistan and Iran are bombin' each other? That's like the two ugliest broads at your nephew's communion fightin' over the last meatball. Heheh.

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1 year

I'm rootin' for the new king. I hope he keeps oppressin' those Irish prícks. Heheh.

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1 year

The girls at the Bing want the music changed to some Korean shıt. And they keep talkin' about these skinny prıcks with bad hair with names like Jungkook and Namjoon. It's outta control, Ton'.

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1 year

Fückin' Chinese spy balloons now? It's like the Book of Relegation out here!

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3 months

You tell those Boeing prícks to slow down with the requests or else they ain't all gonna look like accidents no more.

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2 years

'Ey Sil, what time do the Jets play? Heheheh. You hear what I said, Ton'? I says to Sil, what time do the Jets play?

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1 year

The mayor says you can't cook pizza in New York no more. It's a war on Italians, Ton'.

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1 year

There ain't no rate limit on your debt, príck.

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1 year

It's Mother's Day and these sick Twitter prícks got "MILFs" trending. It's a fückin' disgrace.

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12 days

Microsoft? Sounds like you, Chrissy — micro and soft! Heheheheh. You hear what I said, Ton'?

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1 month

Rack City? Yeah kid, I'm the mayor.

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12 days

IT support? I don't need no support when IT bag your mother. Heheh. You hear what I said, Ton'?

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1 year

Another Jersey politician got clipped. It's a message from New York, Ton'. You know it and I know it!

New York Daily News

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1 year

New Jersey councilman Russell Heller shot dead in his car, making him second local politician to fall victim to gun violence in Garden State within a week A week ago, Sayreville Councilwoman Eunice Dwumfour was gunned down near her townhouse.

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2 months

Slovakia, Iran, I need a break, Ton'. I ain't no spring chicken no more.

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8 months

Tell that príck Giuliani we ain't extending him any more credit. He still owes us for that other thing, with the towers.

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1 year

Whaddya mean the feds are bannin' TikTok for bein' Chinese? The prícks better not touch my General T'so's Chicken.

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1 year

RFK Jr? I thought we clipped all the Kennedys, Ton'.

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5 months

Bruno Mars owes MGM $50M? They better wait in line. His tab at the Bing is double that.

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6 months

Fat Tuesday? You two got your own holiday now? Heheheheh. You hear what I said, Ton'?

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1 year

This one fella's envelope was light this week, but the economy's real tough these days so I let him off with a warning. April Fools'. Heheh.

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25 days

There ain't no shame in droppin' out. I dropped out when I was 16. Look at me now — half a wiseguy with your mother on speed dial. Heheh.

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1 year

Rizz? Yeah, kid, I got rizz — I rizz all over ya mother every Tuesday. Oh, I think I missed a letter. Heheh.

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5 months

Two nuns are bikin' down a cobblestone road. First nun goes, I've never come this way before. Second nun goes, it's prob'ly the cobblestones. Heheheheh. You heard what I said, Ton'?

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1 year

I'm up at sunrise, it don't matter what the feds say the time is.

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1 year

Here's what you do about Russia: take your girl out for a nice time and shut the fück up about it because you're gonna die someday either way.

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2 years

The feds are tryin' ta take our gas stoves now! We can't cook pasta no more. It's a war on Italians, Ton'.

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3 months

Cybertruck? Cyber-go-fück-yourself.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events

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3 months

It's called a Cybertruck, it's like a regular truck, but worse.

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9 months

These fúckin' Yugoslavs, they come to this country, change their name to sound Italian, and open Italian restaurants. It's stolen valor, Ton'.

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29 days

Kamala? I seen Hulk Hogan bodyslam him one time at the Meadowlands.

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4 months

Fúckin' moon right in my line of sight. Just like your wife's ass every Thursday while you're at work. Heheh.

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1 year

That Kari Lake broad ain't too bad-lookin', even if she is oobatz like a cuckoo. I'd take a dip in her Lake, heheheheh. You hear what I said, Ton'? I said I'd take a dip in her Lake, on account of her name bein' Lake. Heheh.

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2 years

Sun for two hours a day, doctor says. I got the Seasonal Affective Disorder, T.

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1 year

It's very simple. Biden invokes the 14th Amendment and mints the Coin to pay the debts. If he don't, we're all left with ugatz. So he better.

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27 days

Italians invented the Caesar Salad on July 4th, ain't nobody more patriotic than us.

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1 year

Word to the wise: you don't gotta worry about the feds raising taxes if you don't pay no taxes.

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2 months

Bein' a felon ain't a big deal. Doin' time in the can ain't a big deal. As long as you shut the fućk up about it.

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1 year

I seen him eatin' pudding with three fingers, no spoon. Pudding Fingers, they called him. It's a disgrace, Ton'.

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1 year

It's Fat Tuesday but your envelope looks like it's on a diet. Ya got til sundown ta fatten it up, príck.

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1 year

Cop City? You mean Staten Island? Heheh.

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4 months

If OJ Simpson's gone then he can't search for the real killer no more. We're in the clear.

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10 months

I can't keep up with Bob Menendez, Ton'. Guy's like a fúckin' money printer.

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8 months

Oh yeah? Giving Tuesday? Tell your sister I got somethin' to give—stugots. Heheh. You hear what I said, Ton'?

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6 months

I gave up attractive broads for Lent. So for the next 40 days, I'm givin' the big ones a turn. I call it the Ozempic Olympics. Heheh.

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2 years

'Ey Chrissy, ya hear about that 6 year-old who shot his teacher? He's got better aim than you! Heheheh. You hear what I said, Ton'? I says to Chrissy, that 6 year-old got better aim than you!

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11 months

That South African príck with the weave thinks he can start chargin' me points. Fúckin' disgrace.

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7 months

New Year's resolution? Sure kid, I got one — gettin' ta know your mother better. Biblically. Heheh.

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8 months

It's the Freddy-Kruger effect, Ton'. It's when you're dumber than you think, and then that stunad with the claw hand ices you.

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1 year

X? I got plenty of exes. I don't need another one.

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4 months

Blue check? Cash only, príck.

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Paulie Walnuts would HATE bluechecks

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10 months

Dianne Feinstein? Good public servant, so-so piece of tail. Not a dead fish, but not a wildcat either.

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1 year

@MoltisantiThots Twitter Blue? More like Twitter Blue Balls. Heheh. You hear what I said, Ton'?

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1 year

Threads? Kid, I got threads like the pope got hats.

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3 months

You want ta replace the two-party system but you got oobatz to replace it with. What, that cöcksucker Kennedy? Get the fück outta here.

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2 years

Your protection envelope ain't chained to CPI, prick. Inflation means you pay double.

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2 years

'Ey Chrissy, you never told us Ade was in movies too. I just seen her in "King Arthur and the Knights Who Came-A-Lot." She had a starring role. Heheheheh. You hear what I said, Ton'?