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Mark Hanna

@MarkHannaBurner

21 days

High school girlfriend just got engaged

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Mark Hanna

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21 days

@realmatt Oh yeah I don’t really care but she was hot

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@realmatt Matt you’re a legend brother.

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@dick_is_harry Trust me Harry dick, beers will be deleted.

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@StellaArtois please sponsor me

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Got to talking with my father about upcoming work (golf) trips he has lined up for rest of year. Dude is playing Valhalla, pebble beach, Bethpage Black, ocean course, pine valley and of course Augusta. Meanwhile I’ll be providing shareholder value with my 10 remaining PTO days….

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Mark Hanna

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2 months

@PGATUOR I just want to break 80

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26 days

@WaylonIv3796 Of course the former convict likes tats on his girls, enjoy Scottie.

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26 days

Guy at the bar is wearing a Hawk Tuah ‘24 shirt. Do I have permission to sucker punch?

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Mark Hanna

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21 days

@BockoCocko Sad day Mike. Only one way to fix this and that’s day trading my way to a trillion dollars

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Mark Hanna

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2 months

@3YearLetterman @GaryLineker @MrBean @charli_xcx @liamgallagher @oasis @williamhungshow @spicegirls @BDSA_students @RoyalFamily @MattressFirm This is the third World Cup they have lost in row. The queen should be fired.

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Mark Hanna

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9 days

@middlemarketmac Minus the cuddling and add a zillion beers but yes good take here

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3 months

@saucebars Work computer?

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Mark Hanna

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21 days

@smartguyzak Blocked.

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Mark Hanna

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20 days

@WillieBH1999 Double fisting? Lmao

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Mark Hanna

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2 months

@1NOnlyBabyYoda @yashar Shut up. Someone died and someone lived. The guy who lived is praising the guy who died and is helping his family via donations and prayers through tens of millions. You are the problem with our country. You should not be an American.

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Mark Hanna

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2 months

Deleted beers during this business meeting.

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Mark Hanna

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26 days

Why does my dentist have international clocks like this is a trading floor?

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Mark Hanna

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1 month

Much needed after the S&P took a dump today

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Mark Hanna

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1 month

No sir, I do remember the 08’ crash, I was in middle school, boomer.

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2 months

@larrylovespot You probably hid it one night hammered and knew you would find it. I do this so when I run low I can tear up my apartment/car in hopes there is bag somewhere

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Mark Hanna

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1 month

Wearing this masters polo to the course today, if I don’t hit it low I’m going to look like the biggest jackass

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Mark Hanna

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21 days

@HaroldSJohnson2 All good Harry. Use these situations as motivation, going to ball out and get richer (wealthier)

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Mark Hanna

@MarkHannaBurner

2 months

New Peter polo (yeah I went to Charlotte) which came with complimentary mints and people on the burnerverse are trying to say Peter isn’t #1 ?

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Mark Hanna

@MarkHannaBurner

3 months

You like that pride flag white boy?

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Mark Hanna

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1 month

First client of the day (85 year old man) cusses me out about his stock options going worthless, happy Friday.

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Mark Hanna

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4 months

@itsmarkmoran @BankofAmerica Haven’t seen much coverage from traditional media on this at all. Why is this story only being discussed on X

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Mark Hanna

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1 month

New hiring class studying for the series 7 hit the office this week and kid right out of college asked if he could use my putter on my office putting green. Absolutely not.

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Mark Hanna

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2 months

Zero retweets and I’ll shit in their yard

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Mark Hanna

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1 month

@gorlockbagshnif Yeah weird post let the guy drink and do his thing maybe stop judging

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Mark Hanna

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2 months

When your burner finally has more followers than your main, your burner becomes your main.

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Mark Hanna

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17 days

Oh man someone I know in the real world liked one of my tweets. It’s over. Deleting this account.

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Mark Hanna

@MarkHannaBurner

29 days

@BockoCocko George Floyd

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Mark Hanna

@MarkHannaBurner

21 days

Just caught a new hire smoking a joint in the woods by the pond(yes we have a pond) at the office and I’ve never seen someone so scared. Although I don’t care, I’ll let him worry about a potential drug test come Monday

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Mark Hanna

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2 months

Peter Millar loafers are slept on, these puppies have lasted 3+ years and got an office compliment on them today

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Mark Hanna

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14 days

Transgender just sat down at the bar and 3/4ths of the bar just asked for their checks. God bless Donald J Trump.

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2 months

@litcapital Who in Christ almighty is Binghamton

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Mark Hanna

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1 month

The left doesn’t want us to have 9 of these tonight

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Mark Hanna

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25 days

I love Donald Trump with every ounce of blood in my body and read the art of the deal when I was 12, with that being said, Truth Social will be an incredible short at some point. Maybe not before election. Maybe after. $4.5B+ valuation? Im buzzing but seems overvalued. $DJT mark

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Mark Hanna

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1 month

Much needed with the current state of the stock market🙏🏻

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Mark Hanna

@MarkHannaBurner

16 days

2 year work anniversary tomorrow (Jesus Christ I miss college) and if my coworkers didn’t organize a mariachi band on the trading floor tomorrow I may quit.

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Mark Hanna

@MarkHannaBurner

2 months

What an absolute failure of a presidency. Joe Biden was the worst president in the history of this country and it is not even close.

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Mark Hanna

@MarkHannaBurner

2 months

Boarding school buddy (few years younger than me) just took a private jet to check into rehab and posted it on his story lmao

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Mark Hanna

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25 days

@McCockMaster47 There’s just something about white boys who’s parents pay for their college and have never had a worry in life listening to black motivational rap🙏🏻 goosebumps

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Mark Hanna

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2 months

People at bar are talking about Roth IRAs vs traditional IRAs and I’m soo tempted to tell them how dumb they are

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1 month

@BockoCocko Head down eye on the ball

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Mark Hanna

@MarkHannaBurner

14 days

Decided to be a man and get a second job to support my family and loved ones: Happy to announce that I will be a full time college football gambler this fall. Smart bets (sober not hammered), only one 10+leg parlay per weekend, no betting on my own alma mater (trash) Lets ride.

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Mark Hanna

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3 months

@the_P_God Prep school not college of course

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Mark Hanna

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3 months

Ok enough with relaxing at the pool, back at the office.

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Mark Hanna

@MarkHannaBurner

2 months

Kids in Africa are starving and this bartender gives me a water I didn’t ask for? Seems like a waste. Disappointed.

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Mark Hanna

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2 months

@larrylovespot Start drinking and quick

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Mark Hanna

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16 days

Do I tell my former boarding school buddy I'm the burner he's liked a few tweets on or let it ride?

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Mark Hanna

@MarkHannaBurner

9 months

@itsmarkmoran Banking has gotten so boring, CEOs are all big corporate and no fun. We need more CEOs like this in finance.

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Mark Hanna

@MarkHannaBurner

1 month

The left cannot stand this: After smelly Kamala, Japan, Iran and all the weak handed stock traders absolutely wrecked my day (Buy the dip trump is coming soon) this stock broker is STILL watching womens volleyball and cranking beers🙏🏻

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Mark Hanna

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23 days

@litcapital The actual banking part of industry is great, all the gay sex and what not ruins it

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Mark Hanna

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2 months

Dana White is really about to introduce Trump as if he was a UFC fighter. The European mind could not possibly comprehend this. I love this country so much.

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Mark Hanna

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20 days

Relax at home and prepare for a busy Monday❌ Start drinking at 1130am and watch Chelsea vs Man City✅ god bless the EPL

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Mark Hanna

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1 month

Always working on my game even at the office

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Mark Hanna

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2 months

@larrylovespot The bender remains alive, impressive

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Mark Hanna

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3 months

@the_P_God No Midwest office and no industrials how will you ever succeed

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Mark Hanna

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1 month

Market crash today means ramen noodles for breakfast lunch and dinner this week, gotta dollar cost average this dip (jk I’m rich)

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Mark Hanna

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2 months

Alright white boys, how many of y’all have a Donald Trump bottle opener? Cheers to the final night of the RNC fellas. Let’s get out and vote in November and kick some liberal ass.

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Mark Hanna

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1 month

@impetermillar Pete seen you around. He will be back on another burner soon. Hopefully a little more sober. mark

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Mark Hanna

@MarkHannaBurner

2 months

Although the Open is the worst major (not even in the United States), I will tune in. Another opportunity to watch some golf and get better. Majors ranked: 1) Masters 2) US Open 3) PGA 4) The Open

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Mark Hanna

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24 days

Got invited to go out to a happy hour with our group head on Thursday, what could possibly go wrong with me drinking with my superiors? Only good things.

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Mark Hanna

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1 month

Your employed stock broker on a random Monday before market close

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Mark Hanna

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16 days

Went to the local watering hole for just 1 beer for once (Stella) and when I finished the first one I was immediately served another. Told the bartender (blonde 8.6) I was only grabbing one tonight and was headed to the grocery store. She gave me the second for free. VIP status.

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Mark Hanna

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2 months

@larrylovespot Nice cart Larry but where’s the booze

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Mark Hanna

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1 month

Had a boomer client panic sell into money markets Monday morning at market open. Now looking to buy back in. Ah the circle of life in capital markets.

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Mark Hanna

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9 days

Defiantly just spent $250 drunk to get twitter verified. Apparently the check mark doesn’t come for a few days . Drunk. Goodnight guys. Happy 1 year to the day 1s.

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Mark Hanna

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2 months

@BockoCocko That’s a loser mentality, Mike. Reconsider after a blue Powerade

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Mark Hanna

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1 month

There is a family in front of us with children and rookie golfers. Calling 911.

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Mark Hanna

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1 month

The fact that the democrats VP candidate has zero investments in stocks, mutual funds, bonds, hell money markets, should be concerning to voters. This guy has zero financial literacy and that is very scary.

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Mark Hanna

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1 month

Nothing like a 9/10 blonde dental assistant cleaning your teeth on a Monday on daddy’s insurance🙏🏻 Truly blessed.

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Mark Hanna

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9 days

Have noticed that one of the local watering holes (bars) has been consistently charging me one less beer than I actually drink. Think I have hit VIP status. Thanks.

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Mark Hanna

@MarkHannaBurner

2 months

Took PTO (unscheduled, hungover) on a Monday in July just to see how it feels to be unemployed. This seems kinda fun.

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Mark Hanna

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2 months

Leaving work at 330 on a Wednesday, I love this country so much

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Mark Hanna

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25 days

Wonder how much Ketamine Elon Musk did before this interview

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Mark Hanna

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1 month

Boomer client is cussing me out because one of his stocks underwent a reverse split (which he doesn’t understand at all) and somehow this is my fault. Happy Thursday.

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Mark Hanna

@MarkHannaBurner

7 months

@3YearLetterman @regulator @ewarren @NDNrights @HawleyMO @runnersworld @LogansRoadhouse @TonyLaRussa @TonyTheTigerSB @LaurenConrad @Whitesnake Toby Keith literally sacrificed himself so the chiefs and Tyler Swift won’t win the Super Bowl. RIP Legend.

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Mark Hanna

@MarkHannaBurner

2 months

Feel like a douche wearing a masters hat and us open polo to the course today just to try and break 80 but this white boys gonna set the course record today

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Mark Hanna

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21 days

@mffhjsedv Tyrone this means a lot coming from you.

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Mark Hanna

@MarkHannaBurner

4 months

@tilray Irwin for president

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Mark Hanna

@MarkHannaBurner

3 months

Wearing a Masters polo and US Open hat at the bar (oysters) and bartender goes what do you do when you aren’t at the masters and the US Open? Add shareholder value, sir.

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Mark Hanna

@MarkHannaBurner

11 days

@HighyieldHarry Also won’t be much help as I’ll be 10 honey deuces deep, thanks.

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Mark Hanna

@MarkHannaBurner

12 days

When I say I’ll take one more beer and the check, I mean bring me the check with my one more beer, this is not complicated ma’am.

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Mark Hanna

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2 months

@3YearLetterman @PaulaAbdul @LoganPaul @paulpierce34 @PierceBrosnan @Shoneys @fireworkfound @UDWJPP @lancearmstrong @anti_doping @Whitesnake July is the real pride month

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Mark Hanna

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2 months

@HighyieldHarry Because the camps are sick and a good experience for kids to get outside during summer, meet kids there age outside their city and have a good time

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Mark Hanna

@MarkHannaBurner

3 months

The financial markets are closed tomorrow so I will do the next whitest thing I know other than slinging stocks to clients all day and play 27-36 (depending if I’m hungover or not) holes of golf at my father’s country club tomorrow. Happy holidays to those who celebrate.

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Mark Hanna

@MarkHannaBurner

3 months

Unless golfing/exercising, the rest of the summer I commit to solely wearing loafers to work and flip flops for play. You in white boy?

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Mark Hanna

@MarkHannaBurner

27 days

Curry (although liberal) is GOATED

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Mark Hanna

@MarkHannaBurner

20 days

Alright well that tweet blew up for no reason. Back to our regular scheduled program tomorrow. Cheers fellas.

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Mark Hanna

@MarkHannaBurner

2 months

Trump hasn’t mentioned Biden once during this speech. Watch during the DNC (if Biden doesn’t drop out), “trump” will be mentioned more than anything else. Trump has a plan, Biden has never had a plan and has blamed trump for all 4 years of his presidency. Complaining is worthless

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Mark Hanna

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15 days

Got a new boss at work and he is wearing a mask today (been sick this week apparently) and is a vegan. Corporate America is a love/hate relationship.

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Mark Hanna

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29 days

Coworker got in a car wreck yesterday, went to hospital, and still showed up to the office today. I need to get shot or something to impress my MD now.

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Mark Hanna

@MarkHannaBurner

3 months

I ordered a $150 Peter Millar polo online 18+ beers deep at 1am, oh well, I can afford it

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Mark Hanna

@MarkHannaBurner

4 months

Hand me down from my dad. You like that white boy?