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@losapollos_malo

3 months

For with God nothing shall be Impossible! -Luke 1:37

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@losapollos_malo

3 years

@ajplus The British ought to pay back slavery reparations too! They're long overdue!

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@losapollos_malo

2 years

In his new book, Prince Harry reveals that his Father, King Charles III told him how despicably useless Lazarus Chakwera and his MCP are.

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@losapollos_malo

10 months

Esaya Kaunda is the Man of the Year!

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

Code Sangala went from being on Big Brother Africa to starring in the British hit series "Gangs of London". a top top Malawian export to the world...

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@losapollos_malo

2 years

Trans ID: MP220801.0548. Dear Customer, you have received MK 147.31 from AIRTEL MONEY TRUST

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

You have used 70% of your PaNet MoFaya bundle... Me:

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

Zeze Kingston after he'd written and produced Paul Chaphuka's hitsong "Ndichiritseni"

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1 year

Fact ndiyoti @Temwah265 exposed @Zeze_Kingston to the industry, it could be hard by himself. Respectfully, my Gee that lady gave you the platform, embrace.

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

so Malawi's postal code is 309200. learning never stops ey.

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@losapollos_malo

2 years

I'd like to move a motion to nominate @JoelFickson as our Special Guest Speaker at the next Men's Conference! he's a true son of the soil, a rare and intelligent breed that doesn't fold, he's a KING Y'all! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

Malawi is beautiful! Photo credits: A Malawian Living FB page.

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@losapollos_malo

8 months

y'all disrupted an annual feminist gathering. 🤭

Zodiak Online

@zodiakonline

8 months

Some people in Dedza have killed 301 snakes in a single hideout. People we have spoken to say that they first saw two snakes getting into the hideout before the discovery of a huge lair.

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@losapollos_malo

1 month

Akuluakulu, chonde yesesani kupereka tithe. Inde imawawa koma please yesesani...

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@losapollos_malo

10 months

Lazarus Chakwera became President on 28/6/20, that's 3 years, 3 months and 7 days ago. Within that time he's made 42 external trips and that's 1.09 trips per month! He's literally been travelling every month! What's even more troubling is the number of days spent outside... 😖

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

🤣🤣🤣🏃🏃

Simataa DL

@SimataaLD

1 year

Reply with a sunset you caught on camera..

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

It's only in Malawi where a "Dinner & Dance" show is held in an auditorium! 🤦

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@losapollos_malo

3 months

Twitter hun on X vs in real life. 🤭

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@losapollos_malo

2 years

🤣🤣🤣

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@losapollos_malo

2 years

this is one of the revolutions Malawi needed! I'm not active on Facebook but this is just great from Kondwani Kachamba Ngwira! I'm waiting for the wine and whisky tutorials, I have plans...

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@losapollos_malo

2 years

😂😂😂Facebook is something else!

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@losapollos_malo

3 months

Joe Gwaladi is the only musician that has a shoe named after Him. He wins the 🐐debate.🤭

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

Demio, Passo, Vitz and Swift owners:

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@losapollos_malo

10 months

now I get it. this is a rebellion by the disenfranchised youth. seems the music industry is fully captured with the likes of Joy Nathu playing gatekeeper. You can't play gatekeeper till infinity, you are not gods!

Viktor;

@vickrayz

10 months

Spe to the world🚀

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

Blunder after blunder! The Tonse way!

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

Shoprite looking at Multichoice for having the guts to make the first move.

Zodiak Online

@zodiakonline

1 year

MultiChoice Africa Holdings has decided to immediately withdrawal DStv services to Malawi following the High Court injunction in the matter between MultiChoice Malawi and the Malawi Communications Regulatory Authority (MACRA).

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

Malawi's LGBTQ folk held their demos last year on 26 June, 2021 and no asked them why they're demonstrating about sex rights when the country is facing serious problems and economy is grappling with stagflation, devaluation, corruption etc. It's a flawed and stupid argument! 🚮

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

The Joker The Queen

Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior

@BhinguJnr

1 year

The Joker. The Queen

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@losapollos_malo

2 years

Chakwera in Chakwera as Opposition President

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@losapollos_malo

23 days

Meanwhile in Malawi the goal is to have these in 2063!🤭

James Hall

@hallaboutafrica

23 days

Ready to be unwrapped. Tanzania enters a new age of high-speed rail as service from Dar es Salaam to Morogoro starts Friday, cutting travel time from 4hours to 1hr40 minutes. The new trains in the photo will be used when Dar es Salaam to Dodoma service begins July 25.

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@losapollos_malo

10 months

So someone is being jailed for weeks for Twitter bants? A few days is ok, but weeks?

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@losapollos_malo

2 years

Helen Buluma's resignation letter. this country is rotten and I'm sorry I was too hard on her, didn't have all the facts! 😖

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

this is good, name and shame! 👍🏽

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@losapollos_malo

2 years

@_Mellorsa 🤭

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

482K for college groceries just shows how wide the wealth gap is in Malawi! If it was my kid he'd better score 100% on every module, anything less is unacceptable!

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

kuyenda ndi mkazi wa mwini is the lowest of lows any man can go to. for your safety and sanity avoid married women, even when they throw themselves at you, ndi umve mapeto! 😖

Rosalia🇲🇼🇲🇿

@Rosavibe

1 year

Mwana wanzanu kachimimba😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌

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@losapollos_malo

10 months

I love you Dad.😢

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@losapollos_malo

2 years

Guys, please keep it nice! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

ahem @LAZARUSCHAKWERA

Mr Black⁛

@MrBlackOG

1 year

What is the most successful lie in history

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@losapollos_malo

2 years

dolo! 🤣🤣🤣

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

mfana opanda Degree akaiphula! 😆😆😆🏃🏃🏃

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

he won't be the first thief elected as President! @SKChilima 2025 woooo!!!!! ✊🏽

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

I used to work in HR at a Bank and I saw that they'd take interns from public universities. I approached my Boss to consider my little sis who was at Bunda then only to learn that they only consider kids with surnames and only those whose dads played golf with the CEO!

T-shirt Guru 👕🇲🇼

@tshirtGuruMw

1 year

Olo kupeza internship ku Malawi sikophweka amwene.

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@losapollos_malo

2 years

gerrit? If you don't gerrit, forget it! P.S. I don't want to be arrested! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@losapollos_malo

3 years

@NkanyeziKubheka Got married in 2016, only paid like 20% and 2 kids later I'm yet to finish!

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@losapollos_malo

7 months

Malawi Police uses forensics, intuition and juju. Not even the FBI has that combo. It's so over for you when you commit a crime if you're a nobody or plebeian with no money or influential backing.

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@losapollos_malo

11 months

a Chancellor College Law degree now costs MK14 million minimum. If I speak...

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@losapollos_malo

2 years

Timothy Mtambo apita bwanji on a mission to RSA to discuss and negotiate an AIP fertiliser deal? we play too much in this country!

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

Tsiku lina tizadwala and we'll meet this guy ku chipatala ko to treat us, koma izalakwa! 🤭🤣🤣🤣

International Nyingz!

@Brothermvn

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@losapollos_malo

10 months

Zelensky's outfit.🤭

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@shyxtaylax

10 months

The best combination of your shoes and T-shirt

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@losapollos_malo

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2015-2020

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@losapollos_malo

10 months

a Minister olumikiza kaunjika! 🤭🤣🤣🤣

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@losapollos_malo

7 months

He doesn't have zoom? 🤭🏃🏃🏃

FA Malawi

@FaMalawi

7 months

Newly elected @FaMalawi President Fleetwood Haiya is on Wednesday expected to leave the country for Saudi Arabia to meet @FIFAcom President Gianni Infantino. Read more:

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

married men we're doing the most out here eeeeh! some of us are married to these great and amazing wives we cheat on with these harlots, chiwanda tu chenicheni. azibambo sitilangizana, we'd rather encourage each other's stupid philandering exploits which won't take us nowhere!

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@losapollos_malo

11 months

You are in Malawi and you are smiling in your photos. What exactly is funny?

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@losapollos_malo

3 years

@PoggersBroo @ESPNFC Accommodation arrangements are made by CAF and tournament organisers and its only a few days ago that the Malawian contingent was upgraded to a 5 star hotel! that aside they can afford it, our politicians are some of the richest in the world! 😂

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

I can only imagine the uproar if a male columnist had written a piece on "signs of a useless girlfriend" He's be labeled a misogynist and cancelled right away!

The Real Edith Gondwe

@mkwailae

1 year

Boyfriend obisa chibwenzi ngati chamba, boyfriend omangofuna bedroom macheza and nothing else, boyfriend opempha dollar....boyfriend osakamba ma plan a moyo wake....kachibwenzi kosalongosoka

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@losapollos_malo

3 months

Marry a good woman. If I hadn't married a good woman, my marriage would've been another stat.😖 So pick wisely and let God guide you chifukwa kunjaku kuli zinthu.

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@losapollos_malo

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I think Bakili Muluzi TV is currently the leading source of Breaking News. Like who feeds this guy the inside info?🤣🤣🤣

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@losapollos_malo

11 months

This Marty guy should come to TwitterMW! 🤭🤣🤣🤣

Juahova Pablo.

@JuahovaPablo

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@PempheroMphande

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

tell them Brother! 🤣🤣🤣🏃🏃🏃

Prince Stevens

@princestevens1

1 year

Amene tili ndi ndalama pa Twitter pano tikudziwana. Enanu ndi background noise.

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@losapollos_malo

2 years

Men offering each others support! 🤣🤣🤣

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@losapollos_malo

8 months

They asked for my salary expectations and when I dropped the figure one of them accidentally blurted out "yonseyo??!!" 🤭

Masterpiece 🔥❤️

@therealxolo

8 months

Share your stories

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@losapollos_malo

2 years

all that glitters...

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

ukuku sukulu imakhalako. no porn industry on campus, just students studying and being students!

MUST

@mustmalawi

1 year

MUST ranked best university in Malawi

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@losapollos_malo

2 years

@Klopp_NormalOne @LFC that Foyth lad was never heard of in the second half! 🤣

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@losapollos_malo

1 month

UTM was founded by Newton Kambala, he's just taking back what's his.

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@losapollos_malo

2 years

guys, if you have cash savings in Malawi Kwacha convert them ZAR, ZMK and USD now!!!

Diplomat🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️

@KondwaniMunth11

2 years

Chakwera's government and his appetite of borrowing for consumption. The government that believes in looting.

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@losapollos_malo

2 years

dude ndiwe Ice Boy wa Sattar and you come here telling us about mindset change! tadya soya pieces otendera ndipo ndife okwiya knowing your wife was granted a K300Mn medical allowance, mindset yanji imene ukukamba iweyo?

Dr Saulos Chilima

@SKChilima

2 years

This afternoon I was honoured to be given a certificate of recognition as Overall Mindset Change Champion by the National Planning Commission for, as they put it, my...

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@losapollos_malo

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Nkamuona munthu akupanga Ukwati wa gulu, busy inviting strangers just to feed them on a bloated budget mmava chisoni. Ena amene ali busy fueling that "gist" were busy eating and drinking there! Is it that difficult to have a small wedding for family only?? Learn or perish!

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

Eh!🤣🤣🤣

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

You guys waiting in queues and clamoring to have your KYC forms collected, I hope you know that it'll yake them 2 months to even look at your forms right? that deadline is tentative and they'll keep shifting it because all their work flows are manual so don't stress!...

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1 year

KYC struggle continues

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

aMalawi simumva! 🥴 next we'll hear how this guy swindled the Malawian Government of billions. at this point I'm ready to be a Canadian and watch the circus from afar...

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@losapollos_malo

2 years

Chakwera lied again...

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@losapollos_malo

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@Mphozily @Kennybareli @goal he's actually South African, the irony! 🤣🤣🤣

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

si bho! 🤦🤣🤣🤣

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@losapollos_malo

3 months

Privacy is indeed a superpower. When you live your life off social media, there's no way anyone is coming with your "gist".🤭 They'd need ample graphic evidence because there's simply no reference point, nkhani imatha isadayambe nkomwe! 🤣🤣🤣

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

the average girl is on the Titanic sub. @Kenneth03Mw :

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@losapollos_malo

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So they're able to track down and arrest the so called online conspiracy theorists but couldn't track..... You know what nvm! 😖

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

Zomba has; the cleanest water and air. the best library scenic beauty all over zero slums cheap food. mukufuna chani kwenikweni ankolo??🤣🤣🤣🤣

Malawians with Attitude

@thisismoh265

1 year

Tisaname ku Zomba sikwabwino

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@losapollos_malo

3 months

Fashion yama buluku a Pepe Kale yi indiduse Ambuye. 🙏🏽

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@losapollos_malo

2 years

the Malawian delegation at SADC caught in broad daylight lying about the country making headway in renewable energy! 🤦 we really should be dragged and embarrassed like this untill we stop! Asante Intelligent lady from Tanzania🇹🇿!

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@losapollos_malo

10 months

@Angoni_Black I got this from the inbox...

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

Guys zafika apa???!!! @LAZARUSCHAKWERA

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@losapollos_malo

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Social media bullied him into a wardrobe makeover! 🤣🤣🤣

Tibrah🇲🇼🇹🇿

@TibrahMw

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Biggy adza!!!🤣🤣🫡🫡🫡

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@losapollos_malo

10 months

there's CCTV footage, and if someone was to zoom in and magnify the photos (using good proprietary software) we'd have faces of the murderers leaving the victim's car. but this is Malawi, 90% of the police force barely use a PC. They've had call in the Zimbabweans to help.🤦‍♂️😖

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@losapollos_malo

11 months

Chakwera ukufuna ungotipha no! 😖

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@losapollos_malo

2 years

anthu a UTM mudayankhula udyo! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@losapollos_malo

11 months

Chitenje thread inu ayi, inu koma zovula!

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@losapollos_malo

1 year

I do consultancy. If you're looking to apply for a loan facility from a Bank or any Lending institution I can develop the whole application package from financials, projections to the proposal at a fraction of the prevailing market rates. Whatsapp me on +265884777999.

Moses Chanza 🇲🇼

@Dr_Chanza

1 year

Quote this with your business

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@losapollos_malo

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@JackWERE7 @BrendaShay_ @its_murugi

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@sa94mmm @433

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@losapollos_malo

4 months

Her DMs rn:

Mrs Trent Arnold❤️🤗💌

@Kukwithu

4 months

Kwabwera mamie😚 help my friend get to 200 followers👍 follow @ChloeBleax03 for a follow back

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@losapollos_malo

2 years

@gerald_ynwa @CPT_Crazy21 @annabelfc_ he won't because he only watches highlights, you can tell by his tweet! his impeccable assist record aside, Salah has a profound effect on the game in that he takes away the focus of 2 defenders which lets players like Jota et al score and shine!

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@losapollos_malo

2 years

Facebook is just wild!🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@losapollos_malo

2 years

“He [President Peter Mutharika] seems to be sleeping on the job and he cannot smell the rat in his own backyard and the President has opted for public relations stunts that bear no fruits to suffering Malawians.” — Lazarus Chakwera, 16 November, 2017.