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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior

@BhinguJnr

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There is no enjoying the possession of anything valuable unless one has someone to share it with.

Somewhere in Africa
Joined March 2023
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@BhinguJnr
Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
9 months
My life makes more sense knowing you are my lover and friend. Happy birthday
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
9 months
Thought this was an add for a law firm. Nice
@Anastazia1960
anastaxia
9 months
Osavutika town muno telala wanuwanu ine ndilipo 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
The Joker. The Queen
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
11 months
Twitter building dinner 2006
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
11 months
I do not care how hot a woman is. Koma if she cusses like that ndi zigege not tacos
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Damn_its_him98
11 months
Kutopa 🤣🤣🤣
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
8 months
Mmene munali kogula nsima ya ten sauzande apanga hack system.
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@DemobreyPilDash
The Distro. ➐
8 months
Where was Baba Benja when the hackers were hacking the system?
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
I don't know what kind of breasts y'all lot are seeing. Probably those fake plastic ones in porn. With all due respect to my girl and all things boobs that I love and respect so much, those boobs are beautiful. They are perfect and are the way breasts should be.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
10 months
Bushiri watota nso nthawi zanji? 😂😂😂
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@William06624661
Will I AM
10 months
@IvanNgindeman @BhinguJnr So if bushiri is erected what could he do in this case
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
2 years
The love of my life♥️
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
We are wishing you a great Sunday Ine ndi alamu anu 😎
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Zapachiweniweni💀
@SeemeSimyyyy
Certified KB's Side Chick💃
1 year
I’ve killed a snake today 😫😫🙌🙌
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
9 months
Go shawty It's your birthday
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
I'm not happy with you?. Ndatani? Ukundikonda kuposa mwana wangayu.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Mapictures a ndani? Amwanayo kapena anu?
@MonalisaLucenzo
mkazi wa mwanakale
1 year
The moment he ask for my pictures basitu interest imatheraso pompo😎😫🤭🙈
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
It is lecturer by the way. The verb is lecture and the noun is lecturer. Lecturer. Try saying it after me. Lecturer.
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Ridiculousness
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Phwanya ya ma lecture aku Chanco.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior on a sabbath
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
9 months
Akazi omwe simupanga expose mascreeshots, not coz kulibe a long list of Achina Kenneth in your DMs but simply because you understand that things discussed in confidence must stay confident, may you live long. P.S. Enanu simufunsilidwa otherwise mukanatiyalutsa.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Another important question is whether you could afford it at the time bro. We saw your pictures before fame. Let us stay practical and truthful. Ndife anthu oopa Mulungu.
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Prophet Shepherd Bushiri Major 1
1 year
I bought her a bible first, you bought yours an iPhone first. It depends what she wants first!
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Ine ndi akazi anga lasabata loyera la Mulungu
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Kodi you are like a bar girl?
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
That Kenneth boy is just vibes. Love it for him.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Source of income ngati ili yodabwitsa people's eyebrows will be raised. Osamabisalira kuseli kwa nsanje. Mukuchita katangale kaya. Ndinu akuba. Kapena ndinu money launderer. Nsanje nsanje ndiye kuti chani. Anthu akuba ngati inu.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Mkazi okuti samakufuna olo ukamupatsa moni amaona ngati ukumunvutitsa.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
11 months
A tie for control
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
9 months
Uyu wabvala Jersey ya team yanji?
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
His excellency the Traffic Police Man
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
It is wise loving my girl. I am not speaking out of my head. I am speaking from the heart. I am not someone who easy to please. But that woman of mine is a blessing. I am my tweets. Now imagine someone patiently loving that package of incongruence of thought. I'm thankful.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Palibe gangster. Y'all want to be loved. All of you.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
9 months
Visiting people's homes ndiye mnyumba musowe ndalama The lady: ana amuno saabayi. Kaya ndiye yayenda bwanji ndalama imeneyi. Me:
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Me pretending to be mature while following the drama on my TL kumastand, like: There he said the thing. I'd have said that.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
7 months
Spe is a trend setter. Hate him or like him.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
You are still young. Be careful the bridges you burn my young brother.
@Kenneth03Mw
Guy From Blantyre 🇲🇼🏀
1 year
She came at me,and I retaliated but I'm the bad guy?
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
All I know is Chamba is involved.
@HastingsFinyani
Uncle Hace
1 year
Kodi ndekuti Crispy ndi Spe ndi munthu mmodzi?
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Duwa silimwa mowa. Imeneyo ndi mizu
@JulioMulenga
MALAWIAN CHILD🇲🇼
1 year
Duwa lanji losuta chamba
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Asked whether she feels there's unfairness on the coverage of her success as compared to that of the male Nerazzurri, Tabitha Chawinga, the Malawians female football star said:
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
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It is beautiful being Adventist.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
7 months
At last a Malawian podcast where the Chichewa and English are both good.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
I speak as a person who grew up poor and is still relatively poor. Most of our people are not too appealing due to malnutrition and a lack of early introduction to good cosmetics.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Must say, apart from Christ only Sunshine makes me smile like this.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
7 months
Step by step
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Imagine having these extremely different personalities in one room. Noel Nthanda Kandy Pure Prince Stevens Yoweri Abdul Abdul (odekha) Sanny I'll invite these mfs without warning to a dinner. Azangodabwa they are in the same room.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
8 months
Others have their own stars. We have Tabitha
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
8 months
Mwana wa 2004 being 20 sounds like cheating.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
7 months
Guy got his lesson. Instead of gifting "10s" His dissing huns Progress.
@Hyperloll4
Hyper
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Girls be posting 'in case you haven't seen anything beautiful today' and still prove the point 😭😂
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Pompano I'll be able to afford the life I want. Thankful to God for that life.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
6 months
Ndiye Pali fans yosuta Chamba. Mukunyasa man. Kungoti amakuopani sangakuuzeni. Koma you look dirty and ugly chifukwa chazosuta zanuzo.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
She's in showbusiness. She knows mukunga matweet discussing her. Take this as an example, you listened in to her interview. Why? People like her thrive on airtime. You are an enabler.
@yamikani_moloko
Accused Number One 🇲🇼
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Komatu Mayiwa amalankhula kwambiri pena kukhala chete ndikofunika.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
8 months
By this logic those who graduated college at age 19 should not be employed. They are just kids. Imagine a 19 year old dentist removing molars. That is too much responsibility for a child.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Ku Malawi adha. Ati tili ndi 65 surgeons dziko lonseli Where are those graduates we congratulated after graduating 👀 You all know where they are.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
11 months
Komanso I do not expect much from mkazi osuta chamba.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
9 months
Tiye lemba kuti osamasekelera mabaddie
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@Kenneth03Mw
Guy From Blantyre 🇲🇼🏀
9 months
Vuto lake ma baddie wa mumawasekelela
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
9 months
Olo patatha zaka asanakupatseni ndalama yanu, olo mutakwiya chotani, osazayankhula mawu okuti: basi musazandibwezerenso ndalamayo.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
10 months
Come to think of it, those guys ankabunyulisa mabongwe aja
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
My house is surrounded by thieves. They might break in. Can you please send some officers? Malawi Police: can you come and pick us up? Me:
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
My friend just bought a car. Black child for the win.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
9 months
One job or gig and your life changes forever. I hope good luck finds you prepared.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
The reaction to marriage proposals are exaggerated 👀🥴
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
6 months
Ati ndikuuzeni kuti yathera 5:0
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
7 months
If you have the capacity, spoil your siblings.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
7 months
When they find out we used to help our mother tie her bra
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
I think it is painful to be famous without money. Like some of you who have some social media fame but are struggling from one weekly bundle to another.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
5 months
Aise, nzakoyu ndi wakuti wamanga nyumba zitatu pamalo a 15*30? Pitani mukatenga zinthunzi. If you don't show us proof of these houses you are gay. Simple.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Many people are not humble. They are just poor.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
9 months
@githii @CreepyOrg The white neighbor reading this
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
11 months
People underestimate the role of luck in their success.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Nsima is the least creative food inn the world. The least Ufa, madzi, heat, stir. Basi
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Just a sinner saved by grace
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Zizungu zake zimenezi ndikumangitsa Kenneth.
@Kenneth03Mw
Guy From Blantyre 🇲🇼🏀
1 year
@smokerfacts Law imafuna fast trial 3 days with no trial you have to be realised basi
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
I can literally stay in my room for a week. Kungotuluka kukakodza and kukaothera dzuwa briefly. Wina sangakwanitse zimenezo. You know that thing where you are doing nothing? I enjoy that at times. We do not have the same goals. It is something I am learning to reconcile with.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
2 years
The tendency to pretend asintha just coz akukula and akufuna munthu okuti akhale naye pa banja,must not trick you my brothers. Mkazi wa mbiri ya uhule ndi obvuta. Lisiyileni dziko msembeyo
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
7 months
When you are named after chomwera tea. On hammers and nails.
@_toastofficial_
Toast
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Koma anthuso amakonda tea kwambili Ihh🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Since 2019 😂😂🙌🏾
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Inu zonse mulibe
@DS4Africa
Digital Skills for Africa
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Chizungu ndemumalemba chabwino koma ndalama mulibe
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Personally, I don't want a girl who will justify my cheating. I'd rather stay single I want a girl who might leave if I regularly cheat. This means she has self worth.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
10 months
2026 BBC Breaking News: We interrupt this program to break the news that the president of Malawi has been arrested by South African Hawks over a pending allegations of money laundering. Malawians 2026:
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
7 months
That JB beef on Tay is the magnum opus of Malawi beef. Nothing comes close Khala Pansi is like Pac's Hit em Up LOs Rumours of War is Nas' Ether.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Africa🤦🏾‍♂️ Getting used sexually in exchange for food is slave mentality. Imagine mkazi kushowedwa over sausages
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☠︎︎kⅈℼℊk⌰⍑⌰༒︎
1 year
My sister if this is his fridge, with this economy, even if he cheats , just stay.🤲😇
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
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Your houseboy reading this.
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@Kenneth03Mw
Guy From Blantyre 🇲🇼🏀
8 months
@druski This is why I wanna work hard and get rich so that my girl can be a stay at home wife 😂
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
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Akazi ambiriwa ndi osauka.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Mkazi oti you can't have a critical conversation with. Nkhani zamabodza zokha basi. No wonder y'all spend most of your days at the bar. You can't stand her ignorance. Mkazi azitha kuyankhila on those deep topics. She should be critical. Booty yes. Brains included.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Raising money yokaphunzilira car racing😎
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Most of you don't know how poor we are as a people. Or you pretend to not know. Kuli nyumba za maudzi ku Chilomoni. That's in Blantyre.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
11 months
A BELT of righteousness. A breastplate of faith. March forward child of G-d.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
9 months
When criticising the new generation,tisamaiwale kuti enanu form one munali ndi zaka 25. Anawa ali ndi zaka 11 in form one. It is a serious and defining distinction. Zikomo
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Kumakwatila munthu oopa ngongole. I will tell you what happened with another couple. The guy anatenga ngongole zambirimbiri. He then fled mpaka lero samadziwika komwe ali. Mkazi akubwezabe ngongole since 2018. Debt state ija ndi sign also. If amakonda ngongole 🚩🚩🚩
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
My game changed when I realised anthu ena sazandifila olo nditatani. I accepted and told myself to concentrate on those that make me happy. I did and I've enjoyed peace and happiness. Stop trying too hard. Sizisowa zokakamiza.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
The same reason you have the Ukrainian flag on your header😎
@Mzuzu_1
Shaba_Official 🇲🇼
1 year
Why do Malawian “celebrities” respond to twitter mtopola?
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
2 years
Si mumuna aliyense amakufunani
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
I was traumatised as a child. My dad did not remember my birthday.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Onward Christian soldier. Inward is the greatest battle I hope you are triumphant Ever ready for war
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
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The most romantic men are married men. I know mfs who built houses for women. That is enough money to make trips to Cape Town kambirimbiri. In fact mahule enanu you are reading this from a hotel in some exotic place. You can't take pictures with him(zobisa). Mahule mukunjoyatu.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Elder 😂😂
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Mkwiyo osatha is a sign you have suffered too long and it is affecting your mental health.
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Considering a career in car racing🧐
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
8 months
Why are you communicating in English? This tweet followed to its logical conclusion means Pemphero is not wearing a suit. He is wearing a Dashiki or some animal skins.
@PempheroMphande
Pemphero W Mphande
8 months
Why are you African and a Christian? Would you still choose Christianity if you weren't introduced to it as a child?
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
10 months
Assuming he becomes president. What happens when he has a SADC meeting in RSA?
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
1 year
Ngati agalu akukhala depressed kukwela mapiri
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Michael Bhingu Chikafa Junior
2 years
Nope,just better curtain rails.
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