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@Angoni_Black

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Woke up at 03.14 and realized there was no spoon.

The Oldest House, 33 Thomas St
Joined January 2016
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@Angoni_Black
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@james_dc24 @Iajoconde Do better. 😂 How do u lose a Home game?
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@Angoni_Black
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@africanglo @maatlaMotswana Someone was putting on a show in a public place. Mans decided to just sit and watch and not touch anyone. 😂 The other girl was dodgy with her hands tho. But agenda must agenda.
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@Angoni_Black
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Congratulations to Wisdom Mgomezulu. PhD at 27! @Luanarofficial
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
@truly_wild @MVybesj @DeeApple The catch phrase for the promotional flight "A thrilling experience".
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
Don't mind the the satchel. 😀🎓
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
Some sauce had to drip cause it is was a "special" day😏
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
From Oloni's thread, we know wasup. Also, who took the picture?
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@Angoni_Black
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1 year
I got a degree in Nutrition and Food Science. Will apply for a job at Sobo. Work my way up to a point where I can make a decision to phase out pineapple squash. After that, quit and go back to enjoying orange squash.
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Miss Seguwa❤️
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This!!!!!
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
Mother dearest getting her PhD today. Congratulations Dr. Chitsulo! You understood the assignment and bagged your win. Also the drip from the PhD gown 👌
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@Angoni_Black
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@Angoni_Black
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5 years
@Tonaay_ @Official2NEZ @booka_bts17 @NdiTawanda Expect to see those features on an iPhone in 2025
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@Angoni_Black
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1 year
Anyone who grooves every weekend 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩
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A girlfriend that goes to groove every weekend as if she is man! 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@Angoni_Black
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5 years
Him: wud? Her: I'm cooking ☺ Him: watchu cooking? Her: nsima boo Him: ur kama tiny hands will manage to tchakula?
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3 years
😁👌
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@Angoni_Black
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1 year
2 PhDs. 2 Masters. 😎
@Angoni_Black
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1 year
Congratulations to Wisdom Mgomezulu. PhD at 27! @Luanarofficial
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@Angoni_Black
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2 years
@MarkJParkerSr @FlyGoalScoredBy I raise you this one. Contains heroin for good measure.
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
@fwflacko 😂 😂 "it's manners. It's courteous".
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@Angoni_Black
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1 year
This flavour should be banned.
@WhitneySeguwa
Miss Seguwa❤️
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This!!!!!
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
Saw this by Gateway Mall. Imagine having these, Jarcanda and Cherry blossoms in ur drive way. Ngini yabho
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
Mans has a passion for Chilli. From growing it to making sauces.
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
The irony of Bob denying the girl on Easter week. 😂
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
Would have preferred if the photographer stuck to more natural colours. But this is my fave of the bunch.
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
Trying out irrigation for my horticultural crops. Nervous! But tiyeni nazo. Learning alot along the way
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
@babybreadwinner This song was a mess... It was my favourite mess. 😂
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@Angoni_Black
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2 years
@SpeQx @NeeshB_ This pic goes hard!
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
😁 🎓
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
A degree is Economics or Social sciences can get u in a lot of places in Malawi.
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
Revolution*
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Another rotation around the sun.. HBD to me✨
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@Angoni_Black
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4 years
I left my phone panja pa kitchen, and then I found this new selfie in my camera roll. I stay alone BTW.
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@Angoni_Black
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5 years
@kevinkarma_ @socialoutcastUG On the same track but they will never meet. 😂
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@Angoni_Black
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1 year
Had fun at Japan Day at the Embassy of Japan in Malawi. 😁 Also @Cecilia_Bamusi_ can you make me a Kimono? Tipange place order?
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
CCAP session clerk: zolengeza zilimotele...
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
SOBO should just cancel pineapple and replace it with either Black Currant or Peach. Zikomo
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
Was looking for my wallet. Couldn't find it. I gave up and thought I lost it ku epic. Decided to have a beer and basi kuzitaya. Lo and behold, wallet was in the fridge.
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
I think our MPs don't really know what is being discussed during bill amendments. Yes they can understand English but that doesn't mean they comprehend the ramifications of those amendments. Coz sizoona.
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
U think FB and WhatsApp being down is bad? Imagine if Premier Bet crashed. 😂
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@Angoni_Black
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4 years
Born on the same day with this weirdo. Have a good one 🎊 Aquarius babies ♒
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@Angoni_Black
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4 years
@FentyCop Free tickets these nuts. 😂
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@Angoni_Black
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2 years
Instead of grading potatoes and selling them according to different sizes, they put small ones under the bucket and fill the top layer with big potatoes. 😂 This fraudulent spirit is engrained in Malawian business culture. We have to do better.
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@Angoni_Black
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1 year
Dont know who nneds to hear this but, basi mwapanga heal. Go on a date with that crush.
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@Angoni_Black
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1 year
Suited and fitted.
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
Mesa ndi University ya natural resources?
@MW_Zike
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Komanso ku Bunda kuli ng'ona eeeeeh🙌🙌
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@Angoni_Black
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4 years
35% PAYE 10% tithe 16.5% Vat Bro...
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@Angoni_Black
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5 years
@SabinaAnn_ They are beyond her control now
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
😂
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@Angoni_Black
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Remember, the average Malawian isn't twitter woke. Facebook Malawi is a better representation of how the average Malawian thinks.
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
Tea is importanter
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
After contesting that men aren't the prize all day on Twitter. The other gender:
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
I don't think kissing in the Malawian rain would be romantic, imabwera mwaukali. Imagine kissing in the rain ya dzulo mu llz or that epic storm ku Nsanje. One strong wind and moghel's wig is gone with the wind.
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@Angoni_Black
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4 years
Fried rice attah!
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
A real king knows "leave me alone" means just that. Finna fuck around and be accused of coercion or some other form of harassment. Stay woke gents.
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@Angoni_Black
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4 years
Kabwezeni zibwezi za Eni ake. December watha.
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
The Malawi taxing system should be taught in all Malawian secondary schools.
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
A friend (Nico) in Zomba is selling rabbits K3000-K4000 depending on size. +265 884 39 38 55
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@Angoni_Black
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5 years
Make a Sikono
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name a badder bitch than kylie jenner.
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
The liver when it sees the weekend approaching...
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
The shock value in primary school when the teacher introduces negative numbers for the first time. Premium experience.
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@Angoni_Black
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2 years
In case you want cheap pineapples from Mulanje,head to Bwandilo.
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
Here are your flowers 💐 @peaches_012 #WCW
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@Angoni_Black
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Does your health insurance know that you love being choked even though you are asthmatic?
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
Can't control whether someone cheats on you or not. The best u can do is be the best partner u can be.
@DemobreyPilDash
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What have you made peace with?
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@Angoni_Black
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I have joined cement twitter.
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@Angoni_Black
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Who started the rumour that u should hold shift key while removing a flash drive? 😂
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@Angoni_Black
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2 years
Tattoos are becoming popular in Malawi. Lots of quantity... But the quality tho. Kaya.
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
An independent woman pays her own bride price.
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
Yall will take any alleged sex enhancement drug but dodge vaccines. 😂
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@Angoni_Black
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1 year
Before you buy a second hand phone in Malawi, check out the brandnew price of similar phones...😅
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@Angoni_Black
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2 years
😍 There should be a way to grow these commercially.
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@Angoni_Black
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4 years
Thought she was starting lyrics ya Joromi by Simi
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
Would be a shame if...
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@MalawiTweet
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Twenty Storey Twin Towers Concept for our Capital Hill. This is one transformative agenda of the Tonse led government that aims at transforming our capital city. #Malawi @LAZARUSCHAKWERA @SKChilima
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
Whoever handed over my wallet to the Gateway police station, God bless you.
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3 years
Supper 👌
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
All medical, clinical and nursing professionals should date themselves. Their schedules are maaaad!
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Guys would you recommend dating a Dr 🥺 asking for myself??
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
I feel like high usage of condoms is a good sign no?
@Hopemalopa
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Kuma college uku 🙌
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@Angoni_Black
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11 months
Men from the North.
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@tamikaMulenga
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My mum says don’t marry men from the north and i agree🤝
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
Made some tumato puree for preservation and convenience when cooking sauces. Let's see how long they can stay under refrigeration.
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@Angoni_Black
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1 year
It really pays kucheza bwino ndi anthu.
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@Angoni_Black
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4 years
👌
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@Angoni_Black
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2 years
A thick HOT sauce with a tangy pineapple flavour. Powered by different chilli varieties. This a pilot recipe. Tryna do something for farmer's market.
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@Angoni_Black
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4 years
Fried rice is best made with left over rice.
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@Angoni_Black
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11 months
As a country, we should start legally selling THC Marijuana. It would rake in lots of dollars.
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@Angoni_Black
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11 months
The beef between Malawian men and women is probably coming from their experiences in the dating pool. 😂
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
Blantyre married men post their families. 😂 What are you saying?
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I dont think a man can post his girlfriend and cheat on HER.EVER!!
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@Angoni_Black
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2 years
@andorisms Loved the poetry in motion of this scene. Maarva hologram said she can't fight the darkness in her death, Brasso was like hold my beer.
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
Watch Malawians open a bar close to the Toll gate and call it "Pa Tollgate".
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@Angoni_Black
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3 years
No one: Gaba: are you not entertained?
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@Angoni_Black
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2 years
Tiyeni. It's Christmas season. In the spirit of giving, gift others the means to continue living. Go to your nearest MBTS and save lives. 🆎 🎄
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@Angoni_Black
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Tiyeni. 🔫 🎯
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@Angoni_Black
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4 years
Lunch 👌
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