Keri @kerionmywayward Twitter profile

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

3 years

This brought me to tears tonight.

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

How many of you have ever had a straight man act like a whiny baby or get unnecessarily angry just because you didn’t feel like having sex or rejected their advances?

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

9 days

Glen Powell is short for Gleneth Powelltrow

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Keri

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2 years

Thinking about the time I called the ambulance bc I thought I was dying (I was having a panic attack) and the EMT guy did a breathing exercise with me in and then TUCKED A PIECE OF MY HAIR BEHIND MY EAR and the panic attack stopped lmaooooo I have never recovered emotionally

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Keri

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10 months

I saw a dad and daughter (she was probably 8 or 9) in the hotel lobby yesterday - he was taking her to see Billie Eilish and she had on an oversized Billie tee that she turned into a dress & he was helping her put on blue eyeshadow and glitter and some space buns in her hair & it

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Keri

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3 years

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

Did you kiss your gf goodnight or does Pete Davidson have to do it?

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

3 years

Are…are we sure it’s 25 when a man’s frontal lobe is fully developed? Are we positive??? Are we really 100 percent positive??

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

Big day for guys that look like this

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

If god wanted me to only have one boyfriend then why’d he give me three holes and adhd?

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

3 months

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have a cat that he loves dearly

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

10 months

I should mention that Dad had on a carhartt tee, tight jeans, and some cowboy boots which made it cuter somehow

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

3 years

Tennessee billboards be like: “ＴＲＵＭＰ!” “𝒟𝑜𝓃’𝓉 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝒶𝓃 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃, 𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓊𝓈 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊!” “ᴏᴘɪᴏɪᴅ ᴀᴅᴅɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ? ʜᴇʟᴘ ɪɴ 5 ᴍɪʟᴇꜱ.” “𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐗 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇!”

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

Sex is not about making babies, sex is about listening to the variety of squishy sounds your genitals can make

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

Snapchat will be like “do you remember this day four years ago?” And it’s just a pic of my tits

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

3 months

Skills issue

Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸

@NickKnudsenUS

3 months

#ProTip : Don’t try to hug a pitbull.

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

3 months

@justky1018 A bear would never!

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

This was like 12 years ago btw. I hope he’s living a nice life 💕

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

Yeah I’m into BDSM (bad decisions and spending money)

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

My son’s father would simply accuse me of cheating if I wasn’t in the mood and call me terrible things. Held me down once. Told me nobody would ever want me if I ever left him. He also put a cigarette out on my face and it left a lovely little scar.

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

@1KidneyJoe No :( because I was already *in love *being emotionally manipulated by my son’s father

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

10 months

The fourth hole

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

6 months

Have at it I reckon

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@Fact

6 months

A German study concludes that staring at women's breasts for 10 minutes a day is better for your health than going to the gym.

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

7 months

@emkayultra23 @DiscussingFilm You should just delete your account now.

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

She’s a 10 but she’s on five different medications

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

10 months

@Nothing73144852 Sorry that you’re miserable.

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

3 months

One wrong flop into the ocean this summer and it’s over for me

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

11 months

@TraceCyrus Sorry she turned you down, bro.

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

I’m sexually attracted to the middle part of a cinnamon roll

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

9 months

Listening to Britney’s book and hearing about how she was lying in pain on the bathroom floor after taking the abortion pill and for some reason Justin Timberlake thought it would be a good idea to come in & start playing the guitar….she’s a much stronger woman than I am because

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

They should invent an antidepressant that works

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

If you are a beautiful and frail woman who enjoys bath water so hot that it’ll melt the flesh off your body, DO NOT use your vibrator in the bath! Do not do it. You will cum, then you will stand up, and then you will faint.

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

Is twitter really ending or is this all an elaborate scheme to get users to post their hottest nudes?

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

10 months

My story isn’t funny like everyone else’s but Harrison Ford is often in my hometown because his wife’s family lives here and when my son was around 6 or 7, we ran into him at a restaurant and my son asked if he could say hi to Han Solo and Harrison was really sweet to him and

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What’s your favorite interaction you’ve had with a celebrity?

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Keri

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21 days

I got the Fleur Du Mal tomato bra btw

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

BREAKING NEWS: both of my bunnies are not females. It turns out pumpernickel is a male (lol) and I learned this today when I discovered three baby bunnies in their bunny cottage.

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

Him: whose pussy is this?? Me (a communist): everyone’s 💗

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

4 months

Yo

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

10 months

@IDayTripperI I don’t think it’s weird at all 😂 so many people enjoy Billie ♥️

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

1 year

@MediumSizeMeech People are getting mad at her because she won an Oscar for it…like okay? Y’all are still getting mad at the wrong person?! She didn’t give herself the Oscar.

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

@gozkybrain4u The point is that more women are going to abstain from sex now, but they have to worry about the reactions of men like this. Women are literally murdered all the time by their boyfriends and husbands.

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

We’re canceling each other over our asses today. Post a pic of your most cancellable fat juicy ass moment

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

8 days

How about you focus on reading the books from your school’s summer reading list?

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

Jim and Pam would be divorced now.

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

3 years

White men love saying “okay fair enough”

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

3 years

Men will have a glow up in their late 20s and decide to enter their villain era

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

6 months

Top of the mornin’ to ya

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

11 months

@legit_scumbag You showed her love and did your best ♥️ that’s more than most people would do

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

I appreciate everyone of your responses and your bravery for sharing. I wanted to shine a light on a very concerning issue, especially now.

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

17 days

How sick are yall?

Red ❤️‍🔥

@RedLightning420

19 days

You gotta be a sick individual if you attracted to women over 30

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

@DarkHorse1382 Thank you for your honesty, Devon. Some men in the comments are not understanding the point I’m trying to make here. I’m glad that you do.

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

3 years

I don’t know, sheets. You tell me.

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

1 year

@StacyCaySlays She will ♥️ soon she won’t be under the influence of your parents and she will reach out. You seem to have had such a special bond and she won’t forget that. Love you 💕

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Keri

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11 months

Wasn’t paying any attention to the celebrity auction until now

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Keri

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1 month

Don’t forget your sunscreen today!

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Keri

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9 days

The best accessories

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Keri

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5 months

Fellas, is it gay to be a loving father who spends time bonding with his children?

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

Suckin his d*ck ain’t enough, I need to inhale his entire body like I’m Kirby

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

A pussy is just a sandwich if you think about it

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

6 months

Y’all better bark

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Keri

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4 months

🪐🪐

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

3 years

What’s the psychology behind going bat shit insane when I hear “good girl”?

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

3 months

She heard about girthmasterr too

hourly anya taylor-joy

@everyhouranya

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anya taylor-joy spotted in australia today!

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

Just called my son’s school to tell them he’s Covid positive (fuck) and the woman who answered said “you spell your name exactly like a little girl I used to have in daycare” and I asked where it was and it was my daycare. I was like Omg well that was me 😭 and she told me her

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

4 months

Kacey Musgraves, you beautiful, whimsical bitch 😭 you got me crying and baking bread and dreaming of a cottage in the forest at 9am

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

6 months

Hey 👋

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

8 months

IM FREEEEEEEEEE

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

10 months

@justky1018 You did the right thing

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

1 year

Telling men who love eating avocado that it tastes like clean dick is a hobby of mine

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

1 year

Hear me out: Selena Gomez’s boobs

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

The sluttiest thing a man can do is be a decent person

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

3 months

Hey it’s booby Tuesday

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

9 months

Guess I can’t go back to class now

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

8 months

Hey can I come visit any of yall that will definitely get this amount of snow?

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@rita_otis

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Can't wait to do this when it snows 😁

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

Don’t slide in my DMs trying to get to know me after I post a thirst trap. Just know that I am a terrible person and the best thing you can do is to just send me money

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

If twitter dies we should all just move in together

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

2 years

This was the worst thing I could think of to tweet on a Thursday

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

7 months

Oh naur

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

9 months

This is my costume

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

10 months

@Loser67484556 Thinking of you and your sweet dad ♥️ I’m so sorry for your loss but so happy you had a father who showed you the love that you deserve.

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Keri

@kerionmywayward

7 months

Giggling ass bitches