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Dr. Larry Cebula

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Tastefully overstated. He/him. Public historian. Chaotic good. Beat the Kobayashi-Maru scenario. Tweets not approved by my employers.

Spokane, WA
Joined May 2009
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Dr. Larry Cebula
5 years
Friend took me for coffee, to talk. Him: Wife and I are having a baby. Your kids seem cool. Parenting--how do you do it? Any tips? Me: Whenever you see a stack of free paper napkins take a big handful. Him: Me: Him: That's it? Me: It is the only thing I am sure of.
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If you're planning to build the world's greatest #littlefreelibrary just give up now. You will never outdo this one. #Spokane
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An English prof asked me to explain what is going on with all the historians in her feed and honestly I kind of nailed it.
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My university would pay this guy a $100,000 consulting fee to say this to us over Zoom.
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Jonathan Fine
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My advice for the academic job market is to leverage synergy by circling back to deliverables. By focusing on core competencies, you can ideate, pivot, and punt your way to scalability. Optimize mission critical quick wins through disruption. Why is this so hard for people?
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Today I led students through some primary source readings about a lynching in our town in 1884. Then I gave them a map and let them work out that it was two blocks from campus. Then we walked there--and talked about hard #publichistory . A powerful day. #twitterstorians
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3 years
@kellyo101 @Kate_Riga24 She's ferociously competent. So great.
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3 years
@SandyatBeach A couple of weeks ago a young man outside a bar made fun of my mask. I leaned into him and said "My mom died of COVID last month. But you think that is fucking hilarious, don't you?" He fell over himself apologizing. (My mom died two years ago, not from COVID.)
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I'm in a Spanish bar and my wife told the bartender we're here because of a three year old blog post he wrote about his award winning gin and tonics and he LIT UP and we're royalty now and the piano player has everyone singing along and this is where my life peaks and that's OK.
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@larrycebula
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5 years
Also: Monuments to black history in the United States need to be bullet proof. Let that sink in.
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A new, bulletproof memorial for Emmett Till was erected on the shore of the Tallahatchie River today, after vandals’ repeated attempts to erase his memory here.
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@bobbyfijan @ClaraJeffery That's not it though. The house is paid for. It's the scene of so many memories. We hope the kids will return for visits. And the place is PACKED with a lifetime of stuff we don't know what to do with.
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@rochellehd About ten years after I finished writing my first book, I was interviewed for a documentary on the topic. I reread my book to prep and I kept thinking "Wow, this is so interesting, I never knew half this stuff!"
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@caromholland My MIL used to hound me to get a job in her small city. I finally said to her, if you want to help me find a job there I need you to do something. She eagerly agreed. "At every university there is only one person in my specialty. I need you to kill them."
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@thomaskaine5 We were *this close* to getting a Tesla when Elmo began his right-wing freakout. Got a Leaf instead. Not as cool but you have to do the right thing.
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@joshtpm "The guy came to me with tears in his eyes and he said 'Sir, you're guilty.'"
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@RoguePOTUSStaff OK I'm done with following this account.
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I came in from yardwork and popped open a LaCroix fizzy water. About halfway through I thought to myself "Wow, this is the best LaCroix I've ever had! What flavor is this?" Reader, it was a beer.
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This is an ancient, tired critique of academia that pretends there was a time when every professor was busting out world-changing ideas and discoveries. But pathbreakers have always been few, with incrementalists in their wake. That's how knowledge production works.
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This article wasn't the place to go into it, but, we need to face a difficult truth in academia: Original thought—truly original, creative research ideas—are extremely rare now. Scholarship is mostly careerist incrementalism, the profession deserves sneers for it.
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The police department in my town discovered a planting pot with some drainage gravel in the bottom and decided they foiled an Antifa plot and I guess what I am saying is maybe abolish the police. #Spokane
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@harrys you probably didn't realize that your ads are running on the white nationalist website Breitbart. @slpng_giants can help you block. Thanks.
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Whoah, @eBay @AskeBay why is your company advertising on the white nationalist hate site Breitbart? Please don't fund hate. @slpng_giants can help.
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Job at Pikes Peak Community College @ppccedu : Half time adjunct department chair, "is responsible for all aspects of the program" but "teaching remains the primary responsibility." $24k a year "salary is firm." #shame #exploitation #AcademicTwitter
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At my old school the dean said we had to submit all our syllabi & gradebooks at the end of the school year in case he got a student grade appeal over the summer. But we could scan everything and put it on a CD if that were easier. For ten years I gave him a blank CD every year.
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2/ So I learned that the Godzilla LFL is by Spokane artist Stephen Kurowski and that he's dressed up for special occasions.
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I still admire the way that, when King County realized it was named after one of the antebellum South's largest slaveholders (William Rufus King, 13th Vice President of the United States), they flipped the script without having to order new stationery.
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@Taniel For the first time it occurs to me to wonder if Trump loses his grip on the party even after he loses office? He'll be flying his jet to MAGA stadium rallies and endorsing candidates and positions for the rest of his life, in or out of office, won't he?
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When you keep asking me to design the flyer and I don't want to.
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I have been blocked from following my own university's Twitter account! I think this was because I pointed out the links between football and CTE. #twitterstorians #acheivementunlocked
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@_alyssacsmith I absolutely believe is salary transparency--for other people--but find it cringey for myself. But I guess I should so this. $95k, full history prof. at a regional comprehensive with a strong union.
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This is why you #banthebluechecks
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@TrueValue you probably didn't realize that you are advertising on the white nationalist hate site Breitbart. Please don't fund hate. @slpng_giants can help you adjust your ad buy
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Earlier today at #ncph2018 : Presenter: "I don't need the microphone, so..." Audience member: "Use the microphone! It is an accessibility issue!" Thanks to whoever said that.
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I will never understand the jostling to get on an airplane as soon as possible. Commercial air travel is HORRIBLE. I loiter at the gate as long as possible.
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In which a #conservative blogger explores the reasons behind the #DallasPoliceShooting , actually gets it right:
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4 years
Every tiny rural town around here has its museum, unfunded, unheated, its facilities and volunteers aging and breaking down. They are all two broken hips away from closing. And each has some real treasures in its collections, things that no one else is going to preserve.
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On August 1, 1917, in Butte, Montana, IWW labor organizer Frank Little was kidnapped from the boarding house where he was staying and brutally lynched. Today this metal silhouette marks the spot where he was taken. A unique and powerful #publichistory display. #Montana #History
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@PatrickLuck It is extraordinary--but as the College Board itself seems to be admitting, it is too little and too late. What are they going to DO about it? They could pull all AP courses from Florida and send a message. Instead, we get a strongly worded letter.
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@danielwinlander Nice job Daniel. Question for all: Could a person of color who was prosecuted by Haskell make a legal case that their prosecution was biased, based on the views of the prosecutor's wife? It seems a stretch...
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Me, excitedly: So I understand you young people are into sea shanties! My son: what Me: Work songs from the Age of Sail! What are your faves?! Son: what Me, sings loudly: Soon may the Wellerman come/ To bring us sugar and tea and rum... Son: WHAT IS HAPPENING
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2/ This is also an example of something I've seen in #Museums and non-profit job ads, a job description that is clearly 40+ hours a week combined with a statement that the position is part time with no benefits. Willfully dishonest.
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@tweetsfromhere @chadloder I go into their Parler charts sometimes and they absolutely do believe this. "When the shit his the fan the cops will join us!"
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@WhatAboutClass I will scream it from the rooftops again: THE PROBLEM IS NOT WHAT WE WRITE BUT HOW WE PUBLISH. An article behind a JSTOR paywall might as well not exist for 99% of humanity. Same for an academic press book with 250 copies printed.
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New dentist to my wife: "You study drinking history you say? You must be an alcoholic." "I hate most history but Glenn Beck wrote a couple of good books." "I am from Colorado but the part with all the dirty hippies." So we are looking for a new dentist is what I'm saying.
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Dr. Larry Cebula
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@lmacthompson1 @CokieRoberts @NPR Also: @lmacthompson1 , you mastered the Twitter thread on your first try. Respect.
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@EllaKHoward @_alyssacsmith Also: Unions are good.
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Students in my 100 level US history surveys write 3-4 page essays every week. The prompt is "Write a letter to a child telling them what are the most important things you learned this week." Their writing improves SO MUCH in just ten weeks. #AcademicChatter #sschat
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@MayorSpokane This is weak sauce. You knowingly appeared on stage with a white nationalist, let him introduce and endorse and then pray over you. The whole thing went on for 5-10 minutes. You could have said something, you could have walked away, you could have done something then. Apologize.
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@cheesehead671 @BeschlossDC Yeah I thought this was going to be a thread and now I hate you a little.
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Dr. Larry Cebula
3 years
Did a mock interview for a #museums job today and asked this question: "A potential major donor wants to donate his collection of 1000 taxidermied skunks, the largest collection of stuffed skunks west of the Mississippi. How will you respond?" Very proud of that question.
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@cathymcmorris Remember when you were cozying up to birthers, Congresswoman? Theres a straight line from there to today's violence.
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@woot really disappointed to find you advertising on the white nationalist hate site Breitbart. Please don't do that . @slpng_giants can help.
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4/ I've been doing this activity for a couple of years now. I point back at the college and ask when it was founded. Two years before the lynching. We realize that members of our college community certainly participated.
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So this happened.
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3 years
@AmyAchenbach 2/2 ...he'd write things out in longhand on lined yellow tablets. Then his wife would type them up. Then he'd copy edit the typescript by hand. And his wife would type up the corrected copy and mail it to the publisher. Can't we all see how much better that system is?
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I spent the afternoon searching for a friend's missing cat. Friend is out of town. There were adventures. But finally I CAUGHT THE CAT, which had been missing ten days. Facetimed with friend to show her her rescued cat People, it was not her cat.
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Dr. Larry Cebula
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@summerbrennan "Hi! Thanks for your interest in my work. My book will be coming out in 2024 and will contain most of the fruits of my research. I am so eager to hear what you think of it,!"
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@lmacthompson1 @CokieRoberts @NPR You are doing some important scholarly public engagement here--and having an impact:
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*narrator* She did not in fact have this.
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First words from Mayor Woodward: “We got this”
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Final update on my ride from the Bitteroots to the Olympic Coast. 17 days of riding, 650 miles, most of it on rail trails. It was a grand adventure.
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@PitneyBowes did you realize that you are advertising on the white nationalist hate site Breitbart? Please don't fund hate. @slpng_giants can help you adjust your advertising.
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@canyon_bikes you probably didn't realize that you are advertising on the white nationalist hate site Breitbart. Please block them from your ad buy. @slpng_giants can help.
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1 year
Today we stopped at a lemonade stand that an 8 year old girl had set up to help someone in her family buy medicine for diabetes. This fucking country.
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7 years
@themotleyfool only a foolish would support white nationalist hate site Breitbart with advertising. Could you please block them from your media buys? @slpng_giants can help.
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4/ Anyway, that's rural eastern Washington for you. A lot of this is invisible to me as a white man, and it is good for me to be forced to see it.
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Dr. Larry Cebula
3 years
@MrDanielBuck How many people nowadays can shoe even a small horse?
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2 years
3/ The victim was a Spokane Indian man, accused of raping a white woman, but he was the wrong man. It happened here on the north corner of College and Fourth. In 1884 the county jail was here, today it is the parking lot for the old Cheney High School.
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Dr. Larry Cebula
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1/ Anyone else have colleagues designing online classes who are not only making themselves a bunch of work but creating shitty classes? Here is my quick and dirty advice that you could have used last week:
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@NYMag advertises on Breitbart?! Please stop doing that. @slpng_giants can help. @jonathanchait
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1/ So yesterday I was a guest on a Native-led historical tour in rural eastern Washington. Or guide, a tribal historian, was explaining along the side of a deserted road something when an elderly white farmer drove up.
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Hey @MacomberLawP did you realize that you are advertising on the racist hate site Breitbart? Not a good look for a northern Idaho firm. @slpng_giants can help you not do this.
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@cathymcmorris You fanned these fires and now you condemn the conflagration.
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Dr. Larry Cebula
2 years
@Captain74205 @annehelen @geoffpilkington Marcus, something good happening to someone who is not you is not the same as something bad happening to you. Other folk's good fortune is not your misfortune. Be happy for them.
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@MeaNon4Real @ShieldHero85 @davenewworld_2 Also Great Replacement ideology. The goal is more white babies, by any means necessary.
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@JesseMarks17 @BrennaGreene_ White person sees "very little racism," film at 11.
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@NYSBA hey you probably didn't realize that you are advertising on the white nationalist website Breitbart. @slpng_giants can help you block.
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@ambermlayne Good for you. A younger me was that professor, and God that guy needed a clue.
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Me: Students, if you want to meet I'll put it in my calendar. My TA, to the class: ...and don't walk away until he puts it in his phone. Me: Thank you, TA. My TA: Seriously just stand there until he does. Me: Thank you, TA. My TA: HE FORGETS THINGS. #AcademicChatter
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Dr. Larry Cebula
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My IT department keeps making us create new passwords with ever more "security" features and I eventually got locked out and that is how I ended up on the phone with IT spelling out "myemployerlicksmonkeyballz100%."
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@anonymousprofs Yikes, so sorry. Yes, report her. And if the response is anything short of suspending this awful person, raise a stink.
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New Grad Student: Can I do a graphic novel for my MA thesis? Oh hell yes.
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@caromholland In retrospect I'm relieved she didn't. That lady was tough.
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Me: This was around 1990, when you'd get the microfilm through interlibrary loan and-- Grad Student: Professor? I wasn't even alive then. It was the first time I ever told a student to go fuck himself.
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@shewz @danielwinlander @coreypein A big right-wing talking point is that Hitler was a socialist. It makes no sense but Dinesh D'souza says it all the time.
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@healthiqinsure Curious, do you know you are advertising on the white nationalist website Breitbart? @slpng_giants can help fix.
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2/ I wrote a couple of blog posts as I was researching the lynching, here is the first one which links to the second:
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4/ Pissed me off enough that I emailed the head of the board asking if that wasn't unreasonable. They assured me that since Boston had so many recent #publichistory MAs, they'd have no trouble filling the position. They thanked me for my concern.
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Dr. Larry Cebula
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@healthyhabitswc Advertising on white nationalist hate site Breitbart is NOT a healthy habit. Please don't. @slpng_giants can help you block racist sites from your ad budget.
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@AmericanMilU you're still running ads on the racist hate site Breitbart. Is that who you are? If not, @slpng_giants can help.
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@hagadonemarine you probably didn't realize that you are advertising on the white nationalist website Breitbart. Not a good look for any North Idaho business. @slpng_giants can help you block from your ad buy.
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Dr. Larry Cebula
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3/ A few years back a historic house in Boston advertised for an executive director with a daunting list of responsibilities--training volunteers, creating exhibits and public programs, budgeting and grant writing. The last sentence said the position was for 8 hours a week!
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Dr. Larry Cebula
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God this guy is good. Someone offer him a gallery show already! @terrainspokane
@coldwetdays
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Monroe St Bridge Spokane Wa
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Dr. Larry Cebula
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1/ For all my #AcademicTwitter friends about to teach online against their will, here are some resources I have found useful in my American history survey classes. And please tell me about your favorites.
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@LiquidWeb did you realize that you are advertising on the white nationalist hate site Breitbart? Nor a good look. @slpng_giants can help block.
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@Groupon did you realize that you are advertising on the white nationalist website Breitbart? Bit a good look. @slpng_giants can help fix.
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@Metromile Curious, do you know you are advertising on the white nationalist website Breitbart? @slpng_giants can help fix.
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Hey @WSJ did you know you are advertising on hate site Breitbart? @slpng_giants can help fix.
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Dr. Larry Cebula
5 years
@DlyHarvest did you realize that you are advertising on the white nationalist hate site Breitbart? Please don't fund hate. @slpng_giants can help you adjust your advertising.
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Dr. Larry Cebula
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@infocollector I'm a tenured professor in a blue state, privileged to be able to do this sort of thing without a worry. But also, students don't resent learning these things, they appreciate it.
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