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Security Specialist | Business Owner | Former Counterintelligence Officer with an Alphabet agency

San Francisco, CA
Joined May 2024
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@Samwashusa
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@relscd Secret Service seeing this post
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@MXTomasChalamet This is the same case pedo defenders make when they get caught up on those fake stings
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@BRICSinfo Good, there’s no reason a child should be getting gender surgery
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@sylphillis There’s like 9 of them on the planet and 8 of them play o line in the nfl
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@InkMasterbator A guy who works for me has a trans flag with a date tattooed on his shoulder, I asked if he was trans and that was his transition date, turns out that was the day his sister who was trans committed suicide. Seeing the pain in his eyes really opened my heart on the issue
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@ESimbakalia @Newsdive_Shane Why did Israel provide water and electricity? Did they do it just because they’re so kind? Or did they did they do it because they settled an agreement after being accused of acts of war? (Like annexing Gaza unlawfully)
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@Salladgamer @azzasfatalflaw No but without that legal protection they could.
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@CryptidPolitics @Tim_Walz You’ve clearly never been around football coaches or soldiers
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@Maga4liberty I mean he was fairly gentle about it. They saw it was a cop car and knew they were blocking the road illegally, I say this is well done.
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@ZpitnFacz @InsaneRealitys Passive resistance has to be met with proportional force. That was excessive force. The cops are the professionals the dude getting arrested is not
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@Samwashusa
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@RealCrazyFight_ Yeah why are you grabbing his kid by the neck? There’s no justification for that. The dad 100% did the right thing
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@ConquestTheory No tf we do not.
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@HotSpotHotSpot People are riding this hard for Palestine but don’t give this same energy for things like healthcare, college tuition etc
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@BowTiedRanger I mean you’re 100% free to debunk it. We’re all ears.
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@_ParadiseParis1 Black women are real quiet when you treat them right.
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@GoodPoliticGuy Crazy because McDonalds, Burger King, Taco Bell, KFC, etc aren’t leaving and they don’t charge nearly as much for their food
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@pearlythingz I know your entire livelihood relies on you acting like an insufferable judgmental weirdo, but men will almost always pick her over you.
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@yhdistyminen 😂 why would he lose MN?
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@InternetH0F Worked at Autozone for while a cashier, this guy got hired as a manager, on day 1 he was the sole manager on shift he applied every discount he could and got a bunch of parts for his car, then called the regional manager and cussed him out for 5 minutes straight 😂
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@imagesaicouldnt The job is to drive the truck, not become the truck
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@Olivi3452Chris @OliLondonTV So men can be born with a vagina and uterus? Didn’t know you supported trans rights
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@aaronAcarr This couple tried to charge my friend $600 for damages because he didn’t turn a light off and they said it destroyed the home’s electrical system 😂 😂 😂
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@ArmandDoma I’d die laughing if Trump did a complete heel turn and showed up at the DNC and endorsed Kamala then just retired 😂
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@ctreid89 I could make a million a day and I’d never pay $7600 month for a living space off pure principle
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@TristanSnell You’re asking for congress to pass a law that allows non elected officials to make laws at their leisure.
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@OhMyEmz I worked personal protection for the foo fighters when they were on tour, they were definitely very famous 😂
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@fizapirani What exactly do you expect the military to specialize in?
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@ESimbakalia @CreZativity Your entire point is that Israel was unjustly attacked on 10/07 and that it was unprovoked and Israel has never done anything wrong to the people of Gaza, you hold this claim in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary. It’s ok to be pro Israel but it’s important to
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@Tyre_94 I agree. Dude was really trying to get it done and clowns out here making a mockery of effort. No wonder so many people are miserable these days.
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@AsiaCherise Yeah it’s weird that people think she owes them her time just because they find her ugly, like bro if you think she’s ugly why are you even trying to talk to her
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@birrion @Dude_Processs Even poor Americans are considerably more privileged than most of the world. The poorest Americans have more opportunity than even middle class Palestinians.
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@kingkrabbyp Fuck around and find out? He gave you what he thought was a compliment, he even prefaced it 😂. I can 1000% get being disgusted by his comment but it’s not like he did anything awful. You just put him on blast for no reason, even though he apologized.
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@Allthingsdcee I mean what’s the point of diversity and exposing others to different cultures if they can’t participate in those cultures?
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@blakeflayton How? How are you finding a way to be offended by something that has zero affect on your life
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@RealBrysonGray It does not, consent to sex is still required.
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@GoofyWise He was already president and there were zero interment camps
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@LibertyCappy Stacking redcoats wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card, but hey if they want to FAFO it is what it is.
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@jawn The shooter was down when they got up, you can even hear one of the agents say it over the hot mic. This is by the book how secret service handles these situations
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@AP You can say gunshots
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@GeorgeeWBushh Not sure the validity of the source but if this is true people genuinely need to die over this.
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@ChrisVanVliet Found this gem when looking up Heatwave the other day
Tweet media one
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@JustinWhang The genetics in question
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@CloudxRaven @barbieheimer That’s a wild take. If you’re 70 and date a 35 year old how does that mean that you’d also date a 16 year old? Genuinely curious as to why people don’t consider people adults in their mid-late twenties and thirties when they date someone older
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@miShumoZA_ This online obsession with getting cucked needs to be studied.
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@thatstarwarsgrl Didn’t know mental health issues stop at a certain age. What age will my ptsd go away?
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@revhowardarson Well Israel keeps sending spies here constantly. We catch them every other Wednesday it seems. For being an ally Israel does more to disrupt our nation than most of our enemies
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@_iDoTheMost I was a fed and I was drug tested a total of 4 times in 9 years. Two of them were pre employment, 1 came after I was in a car accident (standard procedure), and the last one came after I was intentionally drugged by someone and they wanted to know what they got me with 😂
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@ZpitnFacz @InsaneRealitys I did that’s why I commented the way I did. I didn’t disagree with you or claim what you said was wrong. I expounded on it
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@vjgtweets Yo she stole his money 😂. You can’t just take their money and say it’s a tip
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@NvictusManeo @BleacherReport Oh wow 😂. You genuinely can’t even play defense on her when you’re 5’2”
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@JonnyRoot_ @DudeDadEsq Then either vote for an actual Christian candidate or don’t vote at all
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@tysonbrody Please listen to me. They will take any threats (even obvious Jokes) incredibly serious for a while. They will use any and all resources to determine the viability of those threats.
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Florida man is capable of everything apparently
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@gatx_negrx Yeah but the U.S. isn’t under fascist rule, people just cry about everything they don’t like. The U.S. is probably the most equitable country on the planet.
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@WhiteMaleCope The white replacement theory has been probably one of the top 5 most looked into social phenomena in the past century and it turns out it’s true, but it’s white people themselves choosing to race mix in the west. Whites are replacing themselves willingly.
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@OtakuAnwar @antifaoperative @FellaAirlines @libsoftiktok She lied on her taxes and will be getting an audit for the 2020 and 2021 tax years.
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@rawkandrolling It makes you so high you start monkeying around
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@pulpy_fiction I’m all for personal freedom and if you don’t want kids that makes sense, but this discourse that children are somehow a blight on our society is objectively immoral. It stands in direct opposition of our most basic instincts as animals.
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@RightWingDad @NoLieWithBTC Yeah just like the right wingers do. It’s a common political tactic.
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@KARSZMYR Oops slipped and fell into the pussy
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@9262Icarus @KristyT There’s definitely enough people, most people just don’t want to do it anymore
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@NFL_DovKleiman Corey Dillon
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@JCLayfield Bro no sold a gunshot, even Hogan is impressed
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@Celestialpapaya There’s nothing wrong with it, it’s just a waste of time.
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@Pinko69420 Jobs almost never check references and the ones that do often suck
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@antifaoperative @FellaAirlines @libsoftiktok She won’t be able to ignore the IRS.
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@WillExists_ I mean it’s clear as day. Right over the plate
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@thickwonga413 @MXTomasChalamet For sure, but to blame the person for tricking you when you’re the one who did the action voluntarily is the same
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@SuckaFreeNickxx Messed up but a clear example why you respect people, some people will literally kill you over disrespect
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@RealBrysonGray @OzmaAccardi By having sex with her without her consent
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@AP People are going to end up going to prison because they don’t want to free an innocent man from prison
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@k_alisi What kind of take is this?
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@adriyoung Exactly what a lame
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@watermelxncholy Except drawing power
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@theserfstv What’s crazy is they call themselves free market capitalists but want to inhibit free trade between two consenting adults. In an industry that has virtually unlimited supply and unlimited demand
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@McBrideLawNYC @acnewsitics Cool still no kids though, which according to republicans means he’s not fit to lead a nation.
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@rilaws He’s technically eligible for re election 😂
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@BackupHangman Logan is an objectively awful human
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@GeauxGabrielle There’s nothing actually stopping military members from using 23 and me or ancestry
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@euronatiii @BrendanDaGawd This is a very white take
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@106th This is actually insane
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@JuwayriyyahAlam @JulienHoez You purposely mock the LGBTQ community which is sacred to its members. How is that any better ?
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@organconsvmer Ngl I’ve had this feeling since I was in my early 20’s. No clue if there’s any truth to it but I can’t shake it
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@jeremyjudkins_ A 10-15 minute oil change once every few months isn’t the same as an hour of charging every 8 hours
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@tysweizyyyy The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, and I like the taste of sugar when I bite into my fruit.
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@Liam_allwoody Yes laws only apply when the state feels they apply. Cops are above the law and can do whatever they want if you hurt their feelings.
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@FBGreatMoments Damn that honky has hands
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@LexiAlex We’re not, if we were most people who immigrate wouldn’t want to come here. We wouldn’t have the most robust economy, we wouldn’t be the most diverse, and we wouldn’t be all over everyone’s pop culture
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@XTownSquareX @Travis_4_Trump That’s a hole in the stockings. How gay are you that you’re searching out hoping to see balls? 😂
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@megoconnor13 After the civil rights movement there were police forces that saw mass resignations many listing their reason for leaving as “not being able to call blacks the n word” I’m not even kidding
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@TheSun The average Brit would literally boil alive just stepping outside in Phoenix in June
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@theserfstv But I thought he did nothing wrong because Twitch paid out his contract?
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@1776General_ This statistic is an outright lie
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@StrollerAdam @jemelehill Democrats of the 1800’s were conservatives, the people that hold those ideological beliefs now vote republican.
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@Beloved_Ekasi Nothing says loser like being a millionaire with an international brand
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@Jordan_Patu Where do you think she keeps all that ego?
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@5Royalman @jawn Multiple people were killed, this is one of them
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