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kshitij

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2 years

thank god bassists won’t get monkeypox @mountbellyache

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2 months

ladies, ladies please settle down, not so fast

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2 years

@Im__Arfan rayudu has the emotional maturity of a twelve year old.

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6 months

@BluntIndianGal @ReverseSwing12 @imVkohli @ImRo45 didi loli ke strike rate ki toh powerplay mein bhi baat nahi kar sakte, sharam aa jaayegi aapko 😂😂😂😂😂 thodi akal lagao, fashion se dimag hatao toh shayad cricket samajh aaye and loli ko blind worship karna tabhi band karogi

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7 months

@140of113 hahaha true. but to be honest, cam green’s knock was 10 times better than king kohli’s knock today. at least he didn’t statpad

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kshitij

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2 months

@BoriaMajumdar @lakshya_sen statements like these moments after the loss isn’t doing anyone any good. i can’t help but wonder if this loss is a result of this kind of an attitude from the coaches post yesterday’s heartbreaking loss? maybe that’s why lakshay was short on confidence.

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6 months

@Allanrj05 @BluntIndianGal @ReverseSwing12 @imVkohli @ImRo45 do you realize how much pressure he put on the team by playing slowly??? everyone had to go bang bang from the word go because of his SLOW innings. please understand cricket a little first before commenting.

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6 months

@sehahaj damn i matched with this girl too and she said the same 😭

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7 months

@SundarHive is world cup mein bhi kohli most runs banayega with 3 40 ball 55s aur choke karega semi final mein. next world cup mein dobara sab bolenge king kohli had most runs last world cup 🤡

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kshitij

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3 months

@The_kafir_boy_2 scoring/not scoring, tactical mistakes is a different story blaming youngsters and other people in the team in press conferences and post match is something that is completely unacceptable for an indian captain, does not set the rigt precedent

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kshitij

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2 years

@ImTanujSingh never did he know a third first ball duck was coming his way lol

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kshitij

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3 years

@bhogleharsha lmao full on amazon promotion, harsha!

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6 months

@sehahaj

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6 months

Time to make crime illegal again

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kshitij

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3 years

@ASHUT0SHTWEETS @CricCrazyJ0hns 30 minutes of bad cricket, six matches in a row

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7 months

@cric_uneeb @RayuduAmbati rayudu woke up and chose to speak facts

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6 months

@ESPNcricinfo what i gather from this is that MI is for your formative years and CSK is a retirement plan type of a franchise. bith have pros and cons.

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6 months

@poserarcher still better than taking 70 balls to make a 100 in t20s, that’s just criminal 😂😂

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8 months

@CricketopiaCom towards the end of the video, sachin sir was getting into form!! completely forgot street cricket hai 😂 insane back foot punch 😍😍😍 sachin sir you are great 👍🏻

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2 years

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3 years

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7 months

@123perthclassic kohli if you show him this post : “tu saamne aa tere ko abhi batata hun, dalle”

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kshitij

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3 years

@LoyalSachinFan @cricketaakash make nagarkoti captain, mavi can keep wickets, open with southee and harbhajan and you already have express pacers in gill and tripathi. i think kkr is sorted 🤪

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@Cricketracker strongest asia XI for ODIs: Rohit Gill Kohli Iyer Rahul Pandya Jadeja Kuldeep Bumrah Shami Siraj

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7 months

@RofiedAyush debuted in 2013, left out after a good run for 7 years and still has 15 hundreds!! if rohit was given an opportunity early in his career, maybe by 2009-10 and wasn’t left out for 7 years, he would’ve had at least 40 test centuries and would have been chasing sachin’s record!!

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11 months

@academy_dinda prasidh krishna will take dinda academy to new heights and make it truly global, what a superstar 🔥🔥

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2 years

@Shree6x @emma_stxne_ @mufaddal_vohra lmaaoo it’s so funny that rcb fans are proud of this

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7 months

@Ro45Goat @imVkohli kl rahul faltu mein badnaam tha. asli statpadder toh humare king kohli hain 🙏🏻😮‍💨

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3 years

@reaadubey @imVkohli women should apologize for being so toxic

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1 year

@Ana_Henrique90 @BerserkChip @swizzxxx @NoContextHumans no shit sherlock

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6 months

@FourOverthrows you have clearly started watching cricket just now. he literally carried the burden of the nation for 24 YEARS. the least you can do is show some respect. disgraceful.

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3 months

@T20WorldCupClub @mufaddal_vohra ball covers le maari toh bahaar nikal jaayegi 🥲

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3 years

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2 years

@MiddleStump_ @FourOverthrows lmfao

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6 months

@nishthagehija26 @Kulfei sorry to burst your bubble but insurance doesn’t mean free repairs

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7 months

@CSKian716 hearing the shashank redemption joke for the 10th time now -.-

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8 months

@imRohit_SN 1. Rohit (c) 2. Jaiswal 3. Kohli 4. SKY 5. Hardik (pussy will have to man up and bowl 4) 6. Rinku 7. KL (wk) (i think i’d love KL at 7) 8. Axar (no Jadeja? duck me) 9. Bishnoi 10. Bumrah 11. Arshdeep

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3 years

@MuqaddarSambyal @iamSaqibAliAwan lol indian cricketers earn waayyyy too much to play in psl 😂 kohli can probably buy entire psl with change money

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kshitij

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7 months

@Pavancool06J he did bowl short to rohit today but went for a six 😂

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kshitij

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2 years

@mountbellyache and a slight obsession w radiohead (sometimes i forget what they make is also called music)

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1 year

@cloudWhOrEe probably fake, he’s in west indies w the team rn

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kshitij

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3 years

@ovshake42 this is precisely why you don’t hand boomers technology

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7 months

@poserarcher to be fair, no one can still understand why he failed in ODIs. seemingly no technical limitations.

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7 months

@CSKian716 *king kohli made it look like a slow track. a much much better t20 batsman, sunil narine, made it look like a typical chinnaswamy wicket (which it was)

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7 months

@BluntIndianGal @imVkohli @ParagRiyan statpadder

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3 months

@academy_dinda kl is good but he’s not clutch i’d much rather have someone who’s clutch and would be in me a wc final rather than going into a shell when the moment arrives

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kshitij

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2 years

@ImTanujSingh their solution to fix a mediocre bowling attack is to sign another mediocre bowler. wow mumbai indians, great job.

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3 years

@BalajiS66047127 @BCCI hardik hasn’t bowled in tests in the longest time. batting technique is questionable against the short ball. i’d call jadeja a perfect all rounder, now that his batting skills have improved by miles.

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@kohlission @The_Sleigher you’re clearly not from that era. it’s okay, your brain will probably start working at it’s optimum level after you hit puberty.

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11 months

@academy_dinda arshdeep looked promising throughout the game but last over ruined his stats

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3 years

@ThePreityEffect @LoyalSachinFan david warner has won the orange cap three times and couldn’t get it in one season even after scoring more than 800 runs!

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@Cricketracker SRH is one of the few teams that wouldn’t want to bid for rohit they have a solid opening attack that revolutionised the league this year with travis and abhishek along with a captain that has seen a lot of success including winnibg them an ipl trophy in the last one year

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kshitij

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7 months

@Fancricket12 had never heard of him before today. the first delivery he bowled, i went “woah that’s quick” and eagerly waited for the speed gun to show up, 147. umran never seemed so quick on tv. maybe it’s because of release points and the lengths.

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kshitij

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@poserarcher haan jab rajat patidar ko select kiya while he averages only 44 in first class tab toh tune kuch nahi bola. this is the only problem with cricket, biased, hypocritical fans with an agenda.

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kshitij

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3 years

@cricket_ars3naI @MichaelVaughan nice little fantasy world you’re living in

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kshitij

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3 years

@pikachuwala if you understood the workings and tactical application in the game, you’d understand why these articles have been worded the way they have. alas.

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2 years

@FourOverthrows @CricCrazyJohns that’s a pretty common reference for ganguly 🙄

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7 months

@Kohli_divote this is what is wrong with our country. i am reporting you and i urge everyone who sees this to report this individual.

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7 months

@swaris16 it would just be an exhibition game where men won’t play to their strength. you’d see siraj bowl 80kmph half volleys.

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2 years

@MasterNorb @MLestley the areas SKY plays his shots in makes it seem like that, but he’s always in control. shreyas is almost clueless when he dances.

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kshitij

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3 years

@dweplea got driven once and you guys are making such a big deal out of it. he was swinging it brilliantly. has got to pitch it up to pick wickets.

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6 months

@riggedwc only because he was running towards the danger end ;)

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2 years

@ovshake42 i’m from a younger generation and i still don’t understand what message he wanted

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1 month

@ManishaDayal1 @sujeetsuman1991 remember a certain someone called rahul dravid?

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kshitij

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11 months

got extra tickets for semi final at wankhede. let me know if anyone’s looking for them. #CWC2023

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3 years

@_i_m_pm_ @kaustats read the tweet again

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2 months

@cricket_broken williamson has made 11 centuries in just 36 innings!! imagine if new zealand actually played a full test series

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7 months

@LeonBetIN 85% over such a huge sample size. leader rohit sharma 💪🏻

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kshitij

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10 months

@18KingEdits kl should not be india’s captain. let him focus on batting. he’s finally in a position where it seems he’s not insecure and can go and express himself. we all know he crumbles under pressure and leadership doesn’t come naturally to him

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2 years

@kaustats wait, no indian other than virat has top scored even in a bilateral T20I series? this can’t be right

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3 years

what brilliant piece of glove work by the overseas KKR keeper! lmaaaooo #KKRvsCSK #IPL2022

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7 months

@LoyalSachinFan to be honest, he has also bottled too many chases. but can’t be mad because he made us win a few finals from impossible situations

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@irroh45 this just shows that ipl is more important than wc for some of these people and it breaks my heart to see that

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3 years

@Kohliesque @19_cric chutiye “first time” bhi stat ho gaya gaand ke bhadwe

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@BluntIndianGal @imVkohli @ShubmanGill @Ruutu1331 king kohli, the trend setter!! sadly, strike rate mein trend nahi set kar paa raha

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2 years

@parthiv9 *you never get tired of watching. typo parthiv bhai

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7 months

@idolo_kohli will never forget india chasing 320 against sri lanka in 37 overs in 2012 with these two taking us over the line

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6 months

@RjtAg222 @mufaddal_vohra he is playing for milestones only, doesn’t gove a shit about the team. inability to accelerate in middle overs is currently hurting RCB and will hurt india at the world cup

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6 months

@AvengerReturns rohit will never play an innings like this.

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3 years

@Bhardwajmeha this is a country more obsessed with bhuvneshwar kumar than the world cup in Bhuvneshwar (no offence, even i’m kinda the same tbh)

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18 days

@je_suis_banker @wiesburden you don’t know how to read a label?

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7 months

@rahulw_ @AndrewTatya @hganjoo_153 it’s hust the kohli effect. when ipl began in 2008, almost everyone was an MI fan because it was the sachin era. this is the kohli era.

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2 years

@localbicon handling rejection is never easy but i don’t see an issue with this email. in fact they’ve politely asked for this to not affect you as well. this is much more than companies do nowadays.

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1 year

@DineshKarthik it would be SO good if you focused on the cricket and didn’t kept bugging @irbishi about whether the stadiums in tamil nadu are better than in the caribbean!! do you expect him to say “tamil nadu is better and diss his own country on air?” #disgraceful #CWC2023

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@bhogleharsha honestly harsha, you used to be my favourite commentator but now even you’re just running after money and most of your views are now altered to appeal to the gen z so you’re worshipped on social media. you do need to give this some thought

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7 months

@IrfanPathan only batsman happy with this rule is rohit sharma, hitting minimum two sixes every over!!

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3 years

@rxnkshitij @LoyalSachinFan placing a leg gully to raina, plain tactical masterstroke by rohit 🔥

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2 months

@AMP86793444 it was a blunder by the olympics committee to call the gold medal match starring someone who lost the semi final 5-0 they should’ve simply called off the final and awarded the gold to hildebrand and silver to vinesh

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3 years

@furiousguy0 @ASHUT0SHTWEETS @CricCrazyJ0hns why do d y’all bring up those 5 trophies in literally every discussion???? i’m a huge mumbai supporter, but five trophies in the past do not change the fact that we’ve actually played absolutely crass cricket this season so far. hope we can turn our fortunes around though.

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@mountbellyache @vampiric_shirin this is why i follow you 😭😭😭

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7 months

@RforRadiant really really liked sanju’s post match interview last night. showed that he doesn’t always go for big names but backs each and every player to do well on their day. what an absolute gem of a person and looks like a great leader!!

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3 months

@KethireddyRahul @Vishwamitra24 how old are you?

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2 years

@ovshake42 he’s getting trolled?

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5 months

@SPORTYVISHAL that’s why didn’t make it to playoffs, wc prep is necessary 💪🏻

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2 years

@ImTanujSingh the only difference is that when people say that the IPL is the best T20 league in the world, they don’t have to take names of other leagues for comparison :)

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3 years

@VishalDadlani i get your point, but logically, your skill set on the field has nothing to do with administrational prowess.

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2 years

@Cricketracker i’d even take sachin 2010 before the other two

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1 year

loved @irbishi ‘s response to that though, very dignified and highlighted how they’re working to get the facilities on an even higher standard

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5 months

@Virat4Life18 @CricCrazyJohns @rattibha i don’t recall him winning any t20wc for india but pls tell me if i am wrong i just started watching cricket maybe virat has won a t20wc idk i don’t watch you sound like he has won 5 t20wc maybe you are right we don’t watch cricket sir you have what an eye in cricket

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6 months

@ragav_x ian bishop is the commentator we don’t deserve, man is too good! #legend

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4 months

@wtfflok @AdityaKundal4 rumour nahi PR stunt

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@erbmjha jai hind modi ji, jai hind

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