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#KHive all the way. Let’s get this done. #WOMENFORHARRIS

Bay Area California

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@kristysf

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2 months

I don't know who needs or wants to hear this, but I'm realizing today that, somewhere along the way, I stopped fighting. The Trump years wore me all the way down. But the energy around Kamala is life-changing! I am back, and I am a BITCH. We punch Nazis! LFG! #TrumpIsDone

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4 years

@pappytayy09 @jaxdellosso Just like there’s no such thing as reverse racism, there’s no such thing as reverse sexism. You’d be punching down - she’s punching up. And that’s why it’s funny.

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@Cevasco_Carla I’m just here to be the mom that says I chose to formula-feed because I wanted to. That’s it. I have empathy for those who had awful reasons why they HAD to formula-feed but I want to remove the shame. Period. Moms: you can use formula just because you want to.

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3 years

Twitter. I just brought my suicidal 11yo to the hospital.

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2 years

@Drjoelpittaway @C_Pley You don’t want forgiveness, you’re here to argue in bad faith. People have given you good answers and you’re not listening bc you don’t actually think the OP should be upset bc of how YOU have previously behaved.

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2 years

@dontAtttttMe My company’s always been virtual (going on 14 years). When we feel we *need* face-time (beyond Slack, Zoom) we schedule an in-person meeting. There, fixed it. Needing a team to be with you 5 days/wk just tells me the manager sucks at managing.

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@ask_aubry This whole set-up makes a lot more sense if he’s closeted. Mom doesn’t want to deal with that possibility so is acting out like this. “Prefers” females is 🤔

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3 years

@59dallas So many cishet white ppl in these comments scolding the students’ behavior. These kids are ANGRY and fighting for human rights. Not all protests are manned or dignified. What happened here organically was beautiful and real.

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@SheWantsTheVic @blackgirlinmain This is how Get Out 2 opens.

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3 years

@AdamParkhomenko Because they get super frustrated when they can’t get away with clapping on the 1 and the 3.

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2 years

@RobinsonCarol @lee_hedgepeth Do you honestly not understand why this is important and relevant to point out? The staggering brutality of execution is A-OK but one must dress modestly/appropriately?

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3 years

@denisemassar Wordle is so harmless and sweet and a little ray of sunshine each day. I’m so happy to have found it. No COVID, tho. Still dodging that one.

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@Jomboy_ It takes a LOT of courage for a boy to HUG and CARE FOR another boy on such a big stage. These kids are going far in life.

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3 years

@michaelhazani @Gumblejack @LocalManMusic44 @mechapoetic @haircut_hippie Why is a cishet white man dictating what does and doesn’t warrant a TW?

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5 years

@DanaSchwartzzz I left the South Park fandom when I heard Matt & Trey proudly announce they don't vote because it doesn't matter and all politicians are the same. I realized that attitude seeped into every character, every episode.

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@ENirenberg I realize this is entirely beside every point, but: one time my 3yo shoved a rock up her nose at school. When I had to come get her I asked her WHY she’d put the rock in her nose. She said plainly, “because it looked like a nose rock.” This was obviously a vaccine penny.

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5 years

@blurbette This elder is my favorite

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4 years

@nypost People who applaud this and call mask-wearers "sheep" also: wear shoes, shirts, sunglasses, seatbelts, helmets. Oh, and bras.

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6 years

@stclair_sam @SethMacFarlane Not all opinions are equally valid. You can be of the opinion that fire won’t burn you, but that doesn’t make you right. And when you start telling other people that fire is skin-safe bc some idiot convinced you of that, you become dangerous to others.

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4 years

@LawNOrder05 @mminthecity For a dog that is clearly loved and cared for, that is the saddest dog body language I’ve EVER seen!!!!!

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2 years

@_andrewcarter He doesn't even have the dog to console him. We are so so so broken.

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6 years

@Nicole_Cliffe Not email: I broke up with a guy in a chat room. And I forgot to make the room private, so it was the two of us and a random guy who joined named Fred. Fred didn't add a lot, but took my side when my ex disagreed with my reasoning for the break-up. "Dude, let it go."

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3 years

@ambernoelle @MRoseisarose Anyone who “needs” to go on all cylinders at all times is unable and/or plain unwilling to do any self-reflection. Productivity is an addiction where I’d you slow down you’ll have to actually face yourself. I’ll bet anything dude is entirely emotionally stunted.

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7 years

@iSmashFizzle Freshman yr a guy in my Eng class wrote a paper arguing against AA w/o actually researching anything. His F was delicious.

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3 years

@MKizzyy PSA: I was given the advice to never bring all your shit to meetings - women are very used to carrying all sorts of things (laptop, purse, sweater, coffee…). Walk in with nothing but what’s essential, like just the phone for emergencies. This helps women seem more powerful. 🤷‍♀️

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8 years

@poeticgf This is terrifying. It makes me want to cry and read.

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2 years

@LilacFire @ajplus They are.

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4 years

@AsteadWesley Ken is a self-satisfied, aging white dude who has repeatedly tried to pass off his bad takes as humor. He was a great contestant. He does not deserve to be host. We do not need his kind of energy; we’ve had enough.

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2 years

@PeakTobi @siobhni This is ENRAGING. It’s not the wording, it’s the sentiment. Either keep your kids out of your productivity narrative (which, oh, hey, doesn’t include them) or make the narrative about your productivity SYSTEM which relies more heavily on your wife’s labor than your lists.

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@Cheap_Knockoff @johnfelico I disagree. Its a big thing that has its place in history. Retail is dying, malls are practically dead - but they were a part of American culture for decades. Also, I dunno, let people enjoy things?

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3 months

@notcapnamerica Can you imagine telling 1992 us how Flavor Flav and Snoop are going to be highlights of the 2024 Olympics?

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7 years

@omfgitsjacobe @teslaluvv @erisu_waito We've come to the "I can do what I want" portion of the dragging.

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2 years

@innergnmotion My kid didn’t know it’s called a “cross” and referred to it as “the Christianity Logo”

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5 years

@oheypete Sitting alone at a snack bar table one summer, my biggest crush walked up to my table and asked if anyone was sitting there (pointing to the chair next to me). I excitedly said NO!!! but he walked away dejectedly. I later realized he’d asked “Can I sit there?”

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2 years

@C_Pley “Why didn’t you mention…” HERE LET ME TRANSLATE: “I would have spoken to you differently if I’d known I was supposed to have more respect for you. I’m embarrassed, but it’s your fault.”

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4 years

@jsatz23 @susiebright @majorityfm It's astounding how often this gif makes sense.

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2 years

@awedandflawed @TM12703956 @DawgJay100 @BunAndLeggings My kid was about the same age when we went to a restaurant and the hostess asked if we had reservations (and we didn’t) so he said “Tell her you’re Abe Froeman”

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3 years

@LeoKeating @ierickcordova Can you send this message to the entire Republican Party?

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5 years

@recookie @ronlieber @MehrsaBaradaran @DorothyABrown This is the kind of conversation and exposure and kindness Twitter can be used for! Hurrah for 2020!

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@ask_aubry I was a pick-me. As an adult, I’ve surrounded myself with women - from the all-female a cappella group I started to the female-founded and -focused agency I launched with my co-founder ~15 years ago. Most women love each other and know we’re in this together. He’s jealous.

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2 years

@niresliah @peytonology Let’s be clear, tho. Wanting to be a boy and do boy-like things in an oppressive, misogynistic world (which hundreds of female authors of yore expressed) is very different from believing you ARE a boy.

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3 months

@ask_aubry Technically what he did (tried to do) is considered assault. Also, "he microwaved my shit pills" has gotta be one for the Aubry record books.

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@XandraHarbet My child knows I posted this. I don’t care what negative things some strangers may think, and I think it’s important to bring awareness to how our kids are struggling now. I appreciate that we need to treat this delicately but the outpouring of support and kindness is assuring.

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5 years

@GrantGinder Starla is in charge now

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@alamanecer I’m not invited to the meeting but I’m very invested in the outcome

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3 years

@dog_rates George got a Fren for Christmas and he loves him. (But opening gifts is exhausting…)

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5 years

@jacaristar Holy... A) anyone in their right mind would wanna see this and you B) my 3yo once looked at me horrified, “mama what is dat shirt?” Me: Uhhh, it’s, uh, new? Her: OHHHH NO. DAT IS *NOT* MY FAVORITE

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3 years

@chipspopandabar @jimpjorps This is like when the record company exec told everyone at one of the first internet conferences that the internet needed to be turned off. So the record industry could survive.

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6 years

@stanton_jones @redlightvoices @Nicole_Cliffe I’m 5’4” and I can climb.

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2 years

@MostMuscle @KenyaTheHunter Nobody - especially not a single overweight sentient person - is unaware of this. You missed the OP’s point entirely.

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5 years

@RaeRenee731 @Callanite @baddestmamajama The one smiling in the middle tho❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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5 years

@ChrisTweetsLLC I want to rescue her.

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3 years

@cdbyrom @laurapeek_ Wait wait “in a coma in her living room”? Did y’all just like, watch TV around him or?

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1 year

@RonFilipkowski We got champagne.

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3 years

@Sonic_Screwup If it makes you feel any better - and it won't, most probably - I am a smart person and I had to read this many times and then your responses to understand the man's chicken wasn't a sole, live chicken.

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@NiteniteMelissa @ask_aubry I want everyone here to know about the AMAZING grassroots, women-led effort that followed and got that judge kicked off the bench. He was recalled and won’t ever hold a seat again.

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3 years

@ReginaBuono1 @CarrieSweet2017 @bykenarmstrong Disbarred, jailed, and punished. How vile.

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2 years

@Mar10Alm @archercup2 @LiquidMath @NikkiFried Tourism is Florida’s 3rd largest source of employment. FL also has the 3rd highest homelessness rate in the country. AND FL has the 42nd worst education stats in the country, which is maybe why you don’t know that no one is driving thousands of hours to get to Hawaii.

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@ask_aubry Women ALSO buy cars, and groceries, and have all manner of bodywork, and gym memberships, and medications, and eat out, plus all mani/pedi/waxing/hair/etc on a regular basis. What they don’t do is spend their free time getting dating advice from single men who hate women.

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@spitfire836 @CrusherBot @BostonSportsHb @SI_Swimsuit This very tweet shows that you do, in fact, have a problem with trans people.

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4 years

@thamemeweaver There are approximately 974478534 of these in my house

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5 years

@bob_malak Me whenever my tastes or behaviors lump me in with millennials despite being over 40

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3 years

@AtsukoComedy @SaraJBenincasa This is the TikTok equivalent of “Who was only on screen briefly but had a huge impact on the story?” going around on Twitter today. Grandma is AWESOME.

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@TheOctoberMan__ @Imposter_Edits My trans son said the other day he’s thinking about becoming a lawyer and - whew - the world should watch out. These kids are smart, savvy, angry af and are NOT messing around.

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1 year

@ask_aubry He literally says he's upset that he can't get away with doing the bare minimum like it "used to be."

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4 years

@JakeLobin @ifyoucantwell Ok but let’s be fair, part of the egregious jobs loss was because of the pandemic, which is totally not Trump’s fault bc he didn’t do anything about it!

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4 years

@johnondrasik @stephenfhayes I’m a small biz owner in CA. We’ve hired 5 fantastically qualified ppl in under two months with another in the queue. It’s not a pipeline problem, it’s not that “nobody wants a job,” and it’s not the welfare state. It’s abt offering a good work environment and fair salaries.

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@SabioScientist @notcapnamerica My (white) husband speaks Mandarin. When people are like “WOW that’s amazing” he’s always responded with “well, kind of but like, millions of 3 and 4 year olds also speak Mandarin so…”

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3 years

@wholesomealx @_madddds_17 @tofu_brat @kungfukenny2000 Plus the worry that THAT clot might have bled through. Agonizing.

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2 years

@HonsCupboard @ask_aubry 💯 So many men think that women who are open about sex and sexuality are either hitting on them or are sluts who will sleep with anyone (including them).

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@ask_aubry Men: Pick better men or die alone Women: Be better men or die alone Men: … Men: … Men: … Men: Feminists are the problem

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3 years

@Wood12Dinah @daryldarylstur1 @SER1897 Fwiw, Twitter - and to a far lesser extent, FB - radicalized me. But in the opposite way. It’s incredible to me how uninformed my HS classmates seem happy to be.

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4 years

@jadedcreative OMG everyone freaked out about her being too young to wear makeup: please relax. She isn’t wearing this makeup to go clubbing, she’s playing dress-up. Also makeup is ENTIRELY different now than it was when you were young. Let her have fun!

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6 years

@rachelmillman @baerwitness I did this once (on purpose; it looks cool if you wrap the gift in tissue first) and my 5yo looked at me and said SPOILER ALERT.

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5 years

Today my 8yo referred to a cross as “the Christianity logo” 🤣🤣🤣

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5 months

@ask_aubry "I was already dancing the waltz" has got to be one of the most unhinged flexes of 2024.

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2 years

@arocktweets @womensmarch Do...do you get how anything works? If your view of feminism doesn't include all women then you're not a feminist. We're inclusive of those who are inclusive.

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@RadtownUSA @Penny_and_Me_ Don’t forget the violence!!!

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3 years

@_introspekt @PKGM Chesapeake Bae

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9 years

. @TheBloggess My sister, as young admin temp, intro'd consultants from Deloitte & Touche to FULL conf room as "Toilet & Douche"

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5 years

@notcapnamerica Good job to the parents who raised their daughter to be brave enough to speak up. And to support her. #believewomen #believegirls

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2 years

@CampArlington Meanwhile I thought about standing in the sun for 11 minutes and I’ve aged 7 years. Black women are magic and the sooner we embrace this the sooner we’ll know prosperity and world peace.

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8 years

@Karl_Huebner @mattdpearce Mansplainer mansplains to man! Lol awesome.

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5 years

@aliyoopers @sassyblackdiva @iamsosorry This is a Liz Taylor/White Diamonds mood.

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@GalenMicheal @ask_aubry 8 words is all it takes to know he should be in jail

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2 years

@AVoiceofReason @JessFortunato @IndianaCoco @CdnPercy @UnabashedMisfit @littlecodingbee @NOPDNews A woman witnessed a rape and the police didn’t intervene. Those are the facts. You making up reasons why her rape wasn’t a big deal is 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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@ask_aubry What’s SO weird to me is that these men assume that women who aren’t married with kids don’t have social networks or extended families??? Single and childfree doesn’t = alone. Like, at all. Well, not if you’re a woman.

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@ask_aubry If it wasn't pointed at her window, she couldn't have messed it up from her window. He ruined his own life.

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@ask_aubry Uh, the claim that men don't seek custody is bc "it's a waste of time" bc they think the "system is inherently prejudiced" is complete and utter horsesh*t. If you want custody of your kid, you fight for your kid. You don't go "well, I probably shouldn't bother."

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2 years

@JohnnyLite406 @WisconsinSass The real answer is bc in the moment we don’t know what to do. If we tell you, chances are you’ll get SUPER defensive and embarrassed and shut down completely. You might even get mad. Men want to be good at sex but most can’t handle feedback - including THAT’S NOT IT- at all.

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4 years

@garren_group @InstantRHIplay Were you afraid for your life? Do you not understand the difference between your lived experience and what happened here? And also that "race card" is something only white people steeped in privilege and lacking any empathy say? Find your humanity.

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@CoachPSays

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@verkika11 @MaxMakeMoves And the camera is bouncin

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@ask_aubry The thing is, most men think women are MORE out of touch than they are, when in fact we do all the emotional labor for us AND for the hapless mens. Pregnancy’s abt 10% “this is miraculous” & ppl giving you loving attention and 90% fear/nausea/super-weird-body-stuff/exhaustion

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@El_Fenix @pieist @kellyjdm14 @marylamey @JxSheppard @kateinCT1 @jonfavs @chelseahandler @Scaramucci -Ben Franklin

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2 years

@ViolaGreenwood @sesmith The UK is absolutely racist, it’s also misogynistic and classist. Seeking out diverse speakers with non-white backgrounds helps to round out conversations and offer more perspective than just that of the white lived experience.

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1 year

@mlyngrant Sometimes white twitter gets it right. Not often, but sometimes.

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4 years

@YagoM61613239 @FatBodyPolitics @cishetsewer And keep in mind that no one asked you, that fat people know more about their health than you do, and that so far ONLY people with cartoon/animal photos seem to be concern-trolling

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@realCharter @donmoyn This is absolutely not true. They RT all manner of fake shit all the time, they don’t know and don’t care.

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