Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal @Sonic_Screwup Twitter profile

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

9 months

Some people like to change and grow. I like to change and regress.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

2 years

The worst thing just happened. I won’t recover. I just reached into a box of free samples outside a chicken restaurant. Only it wasn’t free samples. It was a man. Holding a box of chicken. His chicken. I tried to steal this man’s chicken.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

4 years

You owe them £350million a week

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@itvnews

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'I owe them my life': Boris Johnson pays tribute to St Thomas's Hospital staff

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1 year

When she was 16 she played Gerard Butler’s girlfriend in phantom of the opera and now she’s like 30 she’s Tom Holland’s mum which sort of tells you everything about being a female actor these days.

Deadline Hollywood

@DEADLINE

1 year

Emmy Rossum On Playing Tom Holland's Mom In 'The Crowded Room' While Only Being 10 Years Older

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7 years

You, a left wing journalist: demonising nazis isn’t going to help Me, a Jew, descended from murdered lawyers and translators and dentists and schoolchildren: NO ACTUALLY I THINK IT REALLY WILL

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@Sonic_Screwup

2 years

There’s an allegory here. About…greed or something. I didn’t need food. I’d had a burrito. And an ice cream. But I saw this guy leaning against a shop window. And this possessive, animalistic entitlement washed over me. I deserved a free sample.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

4 years

How many bankers retrained as car mechanics or whatever when their industry collapsed? Which, can I add, was entirely their own fucking fault.

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@Sonic_Screwup

2 years

I want to fucking die

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@Sonic_Screwup

2 years

I pulled away so fast. ‘Oh sorry I thought uh-‘ v clearly he doesn’t speak English. Is now just locked into this look of horror. This mad woman. Tried to eat his chicken. What if he had to dump his chicken? What if he worried it was now contaminated?

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@Sonic_Screwup

4 years

they actually did do this

jason alexander

@IJasonAlexander

4 years

In WW2, Londoners were asked to black out their homes at night so the enemy bombers wouldn’t see the lights & know where to target. No Londoner said,”It’s my right to have lights on”. Cuz others would say,”your light on endangers us.”Substitute “light” for “mask”. Now argue.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

2 years

Some absolute bangers of anecdotes in the replies here. Well done everyone. We’re all fucking idiots.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

2 years

In what other circumstance do I go ‘hands first, ask questions later’? Wtfffff

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@Sonic_Screwup

1 year

If I went into specsavers and said 'I can't see anything' in response to all the reading tests they'd probably also prescribe me glasses, so I'm not really sure 'the clinics told me I had ADHD after I correctly cosplayed all the symptoms' is quite the gotchya panorama thinks.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

3 months

‘Being on 35k puts you in the top 5%-‘ yeah ok cool but that basically means everyone is fucking poor. I wish we’d stop using this as an argument. This is a low wage economy and everyone feels fucking poor. And most people are on poverty pay.

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@Sonic_Screwup

6 months

I’ve never read any Jane Austen and started reading Emma yesterday and spent an hour cackling to myself at the kitchen table. She’s a total BITCH.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

9 months

We’re a nation of drivers cos the trains don’t fucking work you stupid fuck

Rishi Sunak

@RishiSunak

9 months

We are a nation of drivers. Most of us use a car every day and, for many, life would be difficult without their car. But too often, drivers feel under attack. That changes today with a long-term plan to improve drivers' experience on the road. Here’s how 👇🧵

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

6 years

Of course Durham Analytica is just as good

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

5 years

I’m sick of the way we talk about mental health. I’m sick of the idea that all we need is ‘awareness’. I’m sick of hearing that help is out there. It isn’t. Help is 6 months away when you need it today. Help isn’t telling a friend and then Oh Wowe I Feel Lighter. We’re in crisis.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

4 years

Hey while I’ve got you: Fuck you Priti Patel. Give our key workers the PPE. I’m sorry you *feel* like they *feel* like they don’t have the right material, but I *feel* like you and your party should drink bleach. I’m sorry if you *feel* bad about that too.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

2 years

@mototwink112 I don’t know if you missed the point of the tweet but it certainly wasn’t ‘look how smart I am.’

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@Sonic_Screwup

7 months

It begins. Doctor Who, a show that famously could pay your mortgage, is now no longer paying writers residuals, only ‘lArgER uPfRoNt fEeS’. Writers being stripped of the rewards for the longevity of their work, so it can be fed to the Disney machine.

‘Doctor Who’ Shakes Up Writers’ Payment Structure After Disney+ Boards BBC Sci-Fi Series

'Doctor Who': Writer residuals were shaken up after Disney+ boarded the BBC show coming after the WGA strike.

deadline.com

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

4 months

We just swallow it all. Pension age rises. Water bill rises. Energy bills. Car insurance. We just post pictures of the bills and complain. No one is scared of us. No one dreads to upset us. They introduced the most draconian anti protest laws in the west. We just took it.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

4 years

People then began to occupy other deep shelters in public buildings. Churches, libraries. The government took credit for all this - called it British Resolve, Blitz Spirit. It was in truth action borne out of desperation and abandonment by government. Much the same as now.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

1 year

@StLazhar Tell me you don’t work in the business without telling me you don’t work in the business

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

1 year

Don’t phantom-splain at me btw I know he’s supposed to be older but I’m also gonna tell you that show is way better and sexier when she is both NOT 16 and he is NOT MASSIVELY OLDER

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

3 months

Me trying to make dinner plans with anyone in London

Chris Bryant

@RhonddaBryant

3 months

End the psychodrama. End the speculation. End the uncertainty. Call the date.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

5 years

Imagine if your daemon was a fucking fish and it just flopped around after you like ffs there goes darren and his fucking tormented mackerel

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@Sonic_Screwup

5 years

Putting billionaire heirs on a tv show and making their lives seem ‘aspirational’ and giving them the sense that what they think and say matters has had an overall net evil on society and everyone who’s been on Made in Chelsea should be in jail I said what I said

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

9 months

The framing of 'bullied' here is so sinister. A tiny, vulnerable, persecuted minority aren't 'bullying' the public, or the government. They're fighting for their rights, and their right to survive. It is the government who are bullying them.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

6 months

The fact the Blackpool Tower non fire was reported on BBC News before anyone bothered to check if it was actually on fire is funny but also a real condemnation of where we are without local journalism, and how all our reporters get their tips off twitter.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

4 years

In the build up to the Blitz there was a considerable amount of public whinging and moaning about government overreach. More relevant was the utter lack of care dedicated to public safety by the government with regards to air raids.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

4 years

My family was murdered in Auschwitz, Simon. The youngest among them, my dad’s first cousins, who were 1 and 3 years old. Auschwitz is in Poland. Auschwitz was not a statue erected by Nazis to celebrate Nazism. How fucking dare you? You ignorant, loathesome scum. Resign.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

4 years

Talking about 'Blitz spirit, British Resolve' is as offensive to the memory of the people who lived then as 'Get Britain Back To Work' would be now. Imagine people telling your story of 'bravely returning to the factories amid coronavirus', when the truth is you were forced to?

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

4 years

We have lovely depictions of tube stations being converted into shelters in movies et al. This was at first expressly forbidden by the government. But people disobeyed. They bought tickets, and they hid underground for the night.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

2 years

@RoisinRants STOP

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@Sonic_Screwup

4 years

I've been shoving a tampon up my vag since I was 11 you can wear a mask Brad

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

4 years

Fuck Winston Churchill. Goodnight.

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@Sonic_Screwup

3 months

To afford a 650k property (a 2 bed flat in south London), the mortgage is estimated at 4.3k per month… for that to be genuinely affordable, you’d need to be on about 150k. Which is mad, for what should really be a starter sized property for anyone working in the capital?

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

7 years

The destruction of UKIP does not suggest a rejection of intolerance. It suggests the mainstream parties have embraced it.

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@Sonic_Screwup

4 years

People weren't 'heroic', they had no other choice but to exist in a terrible time, like us. Some people fled. Some people remained. Some people didn't want to turn their lights off. 'What's the point? Die in the dark?' Some people did everything right and died anyway.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

5 years

@CharlieVeitch @swurllvanilla @J_Bloodworth You’re white

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@Sonic_Screwup

3 years

The snobbery and wrongness of this and takes like this kills me. If you’re not aware of the connections between football, supporters trust and socialist activism, that’s your problem and your ignorant snobbery. ‘Are you finally ready to join us?’ Babe, they beat you here.

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@Sonic_Screwup

4 years

Toilets were only installed in these shelters because committee groups of citizens demanded them. Like today, during the Blitz, the government was disdainful, behind, and it cost thousands of lives, needlessly.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

4 years

We have so much in common with our ancestors and behave in much the same way. As we see now, some people got back to normal safely, others developed chronic psychosomatic and nervous conditions. Some of us go to the beach, some of us quarantine our mail.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

4 years

The replies to this cod-history are so telling as well. Everyone thinks the one picture they saw of one beach or one street, without context, tells a story of a nation or a people. We are as nuanced, complicated, self-preservationist, weak and resilient as we ever were.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

3 years

This is getting lost in the din, but it’s important. Another woman missing in South London.

Missing Petra Srncova last seen on bus home, police say

Petra Srncova's disappearance is described as "out of character" by police.

www.bbc.com

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

4 years

The government initially didn't have any plan for how to protect working class civilians who couldn't escape to shelter in the country. Shelters for those in communal housing were badly built and often dangerous.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

5 years

A hero of British democracy. We owe a debt we cannot, and likely will not repay. Shit will be flung at her. She will be called a foreigner and a traitor. But she is a hero. A stalwart defender of a democracy many of us are too timid to fight for. My admiration is endless. #Gina

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

4 years

For many, there was nowhere to sleep. The few shelters constructed weren't big enough. People wandered the streets, in bombing raids. Abandoned by their government. They took their self-protection into their own hands.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

7 months

It should certainly make you realise that if all these people churning out seemingly well researched academic work on an almost daily basis on YT seem too good to be true, they definitely are.

Casey Explosion

@CaseyExplosion

7 months

The new Hbomberguy video has actually made me feel a hell of a lot better about my own lack of progress with writing, just struggling to get a script together for a video I've been working on since last year, and suddenly feeling very energised to just keep plugging away slowly.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

6 years

@bkohring1 @AspieGirl83 @sahluwal Lol unless you a white guy or a cop

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@Sonic_Screwup

4 years

Stop voting Conservative.

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4 years

Also:

Why the cruel myth of the 'blitz spirit' is no model for how to fight coronavirus | Richard Overy

Wartime leaders disguised the awful reality of being bombed with tales of British resolve. It’s no fit approach for this crisis, says academic Richard Overy

www.theguardian.com

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

2 years

Thanks for sharing in my cringe. Anyway we’ve gone from ‘oh haha people are RTing this to’ ‘randoms are trying to cancel me’. So I’m muting and going back to play Forbidden West. X

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@Sonic_Screwup

7 years

As someone who went to a posh school, I've always found it amazing that people think stupid people didn't go to posh school. There are loads of fucking idiots who can say things in Latin.

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@wesstreeting

7 years

When will people realise that, while he may be well-educated, Boris Johnson isn't very clever?

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

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4 years

And this time we're living in shares a great deal with that of the Blitz. To say 'how different we are' could not be farther from the truth. We were all abandoned by a negligent government, and everything that's been done to protect us was community-lead, or came far too late.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

6 years

What a disgusting message you send to professional women in academia and indeed nationwide, @theresa_may . A man who is an insult and a threat to them, forgiven, as though one can be transformed by elevation to public office. You are a disgrace.

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@HuffPostUKPol

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Theresa May defends Donald Trump and stands by appointment of Toby Young

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

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8 years

America why are you even selling AR-15s? Who the fuck needs an AR-15? Are you constantly in fear of an army of super fast mountain lions?

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

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5 years

@michaelgove You're such a fucking liar, you little creep. The public time and again witnessed your boss refuse to debate. Not even the worst of the idiots would try to spin it like this, but your lunacy knows no bounds. Lay off the coke, man. It fucks with you.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

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2 years

I see some of you have come to milkshake duck me and that’s what you do I guess but please remember the rules: 1: you came into my mentions to upset yourself. That’s not my problem. 2: My dumb chicken story isn’t your fave hot engagement issue. Please leave baggage in the hold.

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@Sonic_Screwup

3 years

England has a drink problem and a men problem not a football problem but football absolutely exacerbates our drink problem and our men problem

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@dannywallace

3 years

Leicester Square brewing up trouble. Hundreds here. Men throwing pint glasses into the air, trees ripped up, flares, bottles thrown at windows. It’s not even 2pm.

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1 year

Ramin & Sierra 4eva

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

7 years

#UniversalCredit is a fucking scandal. My mum worked for the department responsible for writing the policy, years ago. She told me then it was unworkable and everyone knew it. Unworkable and unethical. But IDS would not be told no. He was a tyrant. And her managers terrified.

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@Sonic_Screwup

4 years

P.S This was stuff I had in the back of my head from years of being a pedant and history lover, but before I launched into a tirade, I did some fact checking. This article from 2011 (no longer updated, so sorry if stuff wrong) had the good stories.

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4 years

None of these people had the courage to condemn him when they thought he had power. Remember that. They’re not standing up to a monster, they’re fleeing a corpse.

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5 years

My inexpert opinion: the success of Netflix/Amazon was finding everything you wanted in one place. What businesses think: ‘if I put my stuff online, people will subscribe, because they want my content specifically. We’ll make more money with our own services!’ Bubble bursting.

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@Sonic_Screwup

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Merrily was the best production of anything I’d ever seen. And I felt this strange national pride seeing Dan Radcliffe blow everyone’s socks off. His ‘Franklin Shepherd inc’ proved to me he was a proper, proper Broadway star. What an achievement and journey.

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@DEADLINE

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Daniel Radcliffe wins and his Merrily We Roll Along co-star Jonathan Groff is overwhelmed with emotion 🥹🥲 #TonyAwards

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

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4 years

The reason JK's arguments 'seem reasonable' to you is because they lean into recognisable fears that women have of men. But Trans women aren't men. They're women. And you're debasing yourselves, defending the arguments homophobes used against gay men for decades. To save a fave.

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@Sonic_Screwup

5 years

@Dan__80 @michaelgove Alright Julie Andrews, calm your tits

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@Sonic_Screwup

3 years

'Look what you made me do'. 'I didn't want to hurt you.' 'You gave me no other choice.'

Metropolitan Police

@metpoliceuk

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#UPDATE | Statement from AC Helen Ball following #ClaphamCommon vigil "We absolutely did not want to be in a position where enforcement action was necessary. But we were placed in this position because of the overriding need to protect people’s safety."

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4 years

Oh shit that...went off.

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@Sonic_Screwup

4 years

In fair corona, where we lay our scene

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Second patient to get the COVID jab at University Hospital Coventry - would you believe it....William Shakespeare from Warwickshire

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This in a nut shell is the dichotomy of art and disaster capitalism. In reality, the next big thing is NEVER like the last. The industry wanted the next GoT, but the next hit was Squid Game. ‘The next’ theory is business risk minimisation. But in art, it’s a complete fallacy.

𝙺𝚊𝚒𝚊 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛

@ThisisKaia

1 year

🧵The reason studios focus on rebooting Harry Potter, eg, rather than finding the next Parasite, is called “cascade theory” and it is a safety net applied by buyers to provide financial reasoning for backing projects. Here’s how to tap it to position an original like a cascade:

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At risk of tanking my career: Netflix’s success is *all* PR. It’s £12bn in debt. A loss leader. Its ‘successes’ are entirely…made up. They declare their own figures. The deals for talent are awful. Appalling. I just… I don’t know why we’re all trying to emulate that.

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@JuliaHB1 It wasn't for them. It was for us. It was for 22 dead children and their families. You awful cunt.

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Greenlight. Original series. By women. Nothing else. Do just that. No more fucking lunches. No more schemes. No more ‘12 women in development but the greenlight goes to the 1 man.’ Greenlight. Original shows. By women. That’s the fucking work.

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7 years

In platforming Rees-Mogg, Farage and famous homophobes, our media is proving it still fails to understand its role in popularising fascism.

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4 years

@HannahAlOthman *die BESIDE

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@Sonic_Screwup

4 years

Guess Jews can’t really be secretly in charge of everything if we can’t even get one mad cunt off twitter.

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@Sonic_Screwup

7 years

@aravosis that was a typo but it actually works better.

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A little P.S about masks. What we hear ‘the government issued every citizen with gas masks during WW2’. This isn’t untrue, but again, it is far from the whole story. The gas masks were filled with asbestos, they were deadly, and often inadequate.

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@Sonic_Screwup

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That story reminds me a lot of the PPE tales of woe today. Government announce big ambitious thing that makes them look active and progressive, and the reality is a botched mess that kills people. Anyway. Keep calm. Carry On.

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They’re trying to call it the ‘state broadcaster’ because they know that sounds soviet and ‘bad’ and you won’t like it, but the fact is they’re trying to close down an INDEPENDENT, media body, funded BY the PEOPLE, that has openly criticised the STATE. Don’t let it work.

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3 years

I get this but also so long as we allow corporations to keep peddling this narrative that climate change boils down to individual responsibility, we’re just going to have a load of vegetarians in second hand clothes, burning to death in their homes.

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wildfires, heatwaves, extinctions... if you want to be part of the solution, three places to start: - eat less meat - take domestic holidays - buy second hand where possible and then take it from there

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@Sonic_Screwup

2 years

I’m coming up to ten years writing for television. If I’ve learned anything, it’s that imparting advice is cringe. But there’s one thing I never see anyone tell you, but it’s something I come across more and more and more, and is worth knowing…

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@Sonic_Screwup

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No one wants to hire writers with credits on Eastenders and Holby though. That's the reality. They want to hire witty columnists, or jazz poets, or influencers, or people with famous personal tragedies, anything that smacks to them of a 'voice' at the expense of craft.

BBC Writers

@bbcwritersroom

21 days

"One thing you very often find is that people will be dying for a job in television, but they don't watch it..." Russell T Davies gives advice to those looking to break into the television industry 📺 You can watch the full interview with Russell T Davies on the Be Inspired

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

4 years

Boris could have said ‘you can see your family’. But he didn’t because he knows it isn’t safe. But he can’t say THAT either because then workers can rightly ask why it’s any safer for them to return to work. And with that, we see the point behind all of this.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

2 years

@RoisinRants There’s actually a great restaurant in ED where the bathrooms are clearly the family bathrooms in the flat upstairs! Every time I go in I’m like ‘wait… is this right…?’

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

3 years

I COME FROM THE LAND OF THE ICE AND SNOW

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

2 years

@MrFarty That’s entirely her fault. You are excused.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

4 years

One company in Blackburn was tasked to produce 38million for the population. But there were issues with production and distribution. (Sound familiar?) People panicked and would reportedly do whatever they could to get ahold of one. It was messy.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

7 years

Women don’t like to hear men making jokes about rape because it just reminds them that men think rape is a joke.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

1 year

It came true, Mum. I had a phantom tweet do numbers.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

1 year

This should be fraud. This is manufactured loss.

Variety

@Variety

1 year

Disney to Take $1.5 Billion Content Write-Off Charge in June Quarter After Pulling Dozens of Titles From Streaming Services

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

3 years

If the @metpoliceuk had arrested their officer when he’d been accused of exposing himself 4 days earlier, Sarah Everard may well be alive. There are no ‘small’ sexual offences. There is no ‘banter.’ No one cat calls, exposes, follows, or comments who isn’t capable of escalating.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

3 years

When you look at Marcus Rashford and Jack Munro and realise the enormity of what can be accomplished with a platform, it makes you wish more would do the same with theirs. Is it their responsibility? No. Could it help? I mean...look at what these two have accomplished.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

2 years

@kanderj @BarristerSecret Oh my god. The backstory. The deep lore. The complexity. The HORROR.

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

7 years

@aravosis slide over mothercucker!!!

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

2 months

You do have to wonder why the people who run the country will simply never, ever confront a genuine problem and instead invent a totally new one.

Metro

@MetroUK

2 months

GP’s will soon be stripped of the ability to sign people off work as part of a major government inititive to crack down on ‘sick note culture’ Rishi Sunak says people should stop 'over-medicalising the everyday challenges and worries of life'

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

4 years

Help

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Sophie ‘The Unknown’ Petzal

@Sonic_Screwup

6 years

Me: *Bumps into someone at station* Them: *annoyed* Me: Oh God so sorry!! Them: *still annoyed* Me: FUCK YOU THEN OMG

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