Susie Bright @susiebright Twitter profile

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Elisabetta Sirani. (1638-1665). Timoclea Kills Captain of Alexander the Great, Her Rapist, by Stuffing Him in Well. 1659.

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@pinkdreamsZ @MoreAndAgain Tell her to buy her own ticket and she can sit anywhere she wants

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As the wise man says: GOP Rep. Scott Perry's "How does the president incite what was pre-planned?" is quite the novel defense strategy.

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@7eandra @DonaldHines Agreed. It’s lonely. I want to be in throngs, get high and make love with strangers, & dance with a million people. I want that. This is lonely, and our stupid country just wasted months doing nothing. Those who strictly isolate feel like we’re falling off the edge of the world.

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Pete Buttigieg Stuns Campaign Crowd By Speaking To Manufacturing Robots In Fluent Binary

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5 months

Much better.

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The reason someone like Pence gets a book deal is bc the publisher is *guaranteed* bulk sales to groups who distribute them like matchbooks at a wedding. No one reads the books; they are not meant to be read. It’s like a brick factory with a press release.

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@ChelseaCirruzzo Former flute in junior high school orchestra here, tearing up. We were such an ignored instrument! Ridiculous in popular music, of course. We were an eccentricity! And now Lizzo is making us feel so freaking cool. I love it. Wish I could play that crystal baby too!

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Our hero, composer Tom Lehrer famously said, “Political satire became obsolete, when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel peace prize.”

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2 years

No one is having a better time tonight than Ke Huy Quan! The camera keeps returning to his face because he’s in revolving bliss!

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4 years

My favorite interview is with the babysitter’s mom — Hawley was a fundie momma’s boy who had “never been told ‘no’ in his life.” It’s never too late to begin.

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My baby is coming out! — well, actually, there’s a few different superstar mothers, as you might imagine. I’m just the producer. My favorite comic strip . . . DYKES TO WATCH OUT FOR! Now a podcast, and the best sit-com you’ve ever heard.

Alison Bechdel’s Legendary Comic Dykes to Watch Out For Comes to Audible With All-Star Cast

The iconic lesbian comic ran for 25 years.

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He cares about Charlotte because he has investments there. Bitch please

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@AOC This has got to be the first morning I had tears of joy and gratitude in my eyes—listening to you and colleagues—instead of despair and rage. Thank you....

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@myhairisblue I was just thinking that this is the first winter I haven’t been sick with Influenza... in my entire life. —The first year my lungs and sinuses weren’t ready to do me in. I want to keep masks around the way I keep a jacket around. No big deal, just put it on when you need to.

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I’m going to go out on a limb here and say every single man on the White Dudes for Harris call is getting laid. And their easy confidence shows it. The other side … is just the opposite.

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Fucking Around. Finding Out While Running for Your Life.

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I’m Susie Bright. I’m 66 years old and I’m voting for Kamala Harris for president. I’m STOKED. The orange one is going DOWN. Who’s with me?

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@joshtpm The most petulant boy in the world

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@cmclymer British royal shade is the darkest umbrella you will EVER witness

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In 2019, I called Alison Bechdel, and said, “Hey, hear me out — what if we recorded an audio version of Dykes to Watch Out For?” Despite ALL the odds — the Oddest and the Biggest, we DID it. Here’s the scoop — and yes, FREEBIES for you, my friends.

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We are living with Kissinger’s genocidal war crimes in Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, Indonesia, and Chile — to this day. He never saw a democracy he didn’t try to assassinate. He is the man everyone thought of when someone decent died before him.

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4 years

@Amy_Siskind The way Frances’ voice changes when she realizes Trump only called to shake her down... heavy.

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7 years

These Women Rode Miles on Horseback Just to Deliver Library Books

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2 years

Tonight at the Met Gala I will be wearing the bloody corpse filigree and uterine entrails of a million dead women who got knocked up and disobeyed. My sparkling train of incel sperm, stretching out across the patriarch galaxy, will be carried by a litter of five.

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Story by Alison Bechdel, Script by Madeleine George, Starring: Jane Lynch, Carrie Brownstein, Roberta Colindrez, Roxane Gay, Jenn Collela, Mara Wilson, and MOAR! Original music by Faith Soloway and Bitch — can’t wait for you to hear it! Dropping June 1, Pre-order now.

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"Whenever people say, 'We mustn't be sentimental,' you can take it they are about to do something cruel. "And if they add, 'We must be realistic,' they mean they are going to make money out of it." - Brigid Brophy, 1929 - 1995.

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@detoursfromhome TELL IT LIKE IT IS, baby! I feel the outrage in her voice, and it’s exactly how everyone is feeling right now. Tell me to my FACE, you pricks, that you feel such disdain and disgust for your constituents. How dare these turds.

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4 years

@dremilyportermd We can’t get birth control over the counter but AR-15, rack’em up

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7 years

@AdelsteinRobin @feytwee @Amtrak @ACLU @NancyPelosi @SenSchumer Does the “employee” now know this? Have they apologized to you for bullying and detaining you?

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 My French godmother had a quick remark whenever someone was showing off something that wasn’t all that great: “Ce n'est pas le dentelle de Bruges.” I mean, NOTHING is! I miss her! I always wondered if it was her special saying, or a favorite French put down!

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@JennyNC6 @kingsrush Love tap... honestly she was so restrained. I would have lost it a lot earlier.

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My daughter Aretha has designed and sewn a line of rude sassy masks and they are off the hook:

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@thedigitalyenta Yep, I had a husband last weekend grab the phone out of his daughter’s hand and scream: “There is NO ONE in this house voting for Democrats.”

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@JFrankensteiner I was 15, walking across campus, when I bumped into Peter Falk near Royce Hall. He was frantic, he had to get to a premiere. I took to the auditorium where the cameras were flashing & he ushered me into sit between him & Gena Rowlands. “Woman Under the Influence.” CAN YOU IMAGINE

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My daughter Aretha has made entire line of masks and it is off the hook:

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5 years

“The Autobiography of Malcolm X” - the story that rocked the world FOR-ever, is coming out on Audible: May 19, the 95th anniversary of Malcolm X’s birth. — Narrated by the beloved Laurence Fishburne.

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@MollyJongFast The snark at the superspreader Coney event today is almost as thick as the aerosol virus spray. If he wasn’t propping the Amy Doll on his shelf, Cruz wouldn’t give her the time of day. The men “supporting” her consider her a useful inferior.

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2 years

@doctorow Here’s my saga that caught Cory’s recent attention. We’ve both been through this kind of wringer before, but this is a real doozy:

“Terminated”

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

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3 years

@kylegriffin1 “Implore” away. We are imploring Manchin and Sinema to stop digging our graves.

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5 years

@rdevro This guy is a saint and everyone prosecuting him is going straight to hell

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2 years

“How could the GA race be close?” I sympathize with anguished scream. But! I invite the horror-struck to wise up. Lose the naïveté. You’ll never cry out that line of wonder again. The extent to which Walker won any votes is because Gov. Kemp knew . . . /1

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@SecondGentleman My darling daughter! We learned to sew when she was a kid, and we figured out to reverse engineer anything...

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@petersagal @maggieNYT @abbydphillip @AudieCornish So brave, Peter

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I won two— two!— Audies last night as producer of The Autobiography of Malcolm X— for Best Autobiography and Best Male Narrator, Laurence Fishburne.

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@salesses So proud of your gal. I’m part of the high school generation who took this b.s. to court and fought it to the last ash. Yet the fight never ends. Good for you!

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2 years

There’s been both COVID and MPX outbreaks at Burning Man. Everyone “there” is from somewhere else. 80k people are going home now. If you went, test right now. Look at your body, examine your symptoms. Get prepped. I am sorry. This is happening.

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@dilemmv That’s great (sincerely) and did she also tell him to his face that the US is seriously sorry that our CIA destroyed their country and installed a military dictatorship? Seems like yesterday.

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I’ve been kicked off of Facebook for publicizing my lectures on “On Our Backs,” @HumSexCollects , at the Radical Desire Exhibit - Cornell archives. It wouldn’t be an OOB story without crime and punishment, would it?

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Big news: I'm retiring from my position as Audible’s Editor-at-Large, as of December 16th, 2022. 10 years! A long time. I’ve cherished my literary and dramatic relationships so much since I started working with Audible in 2000. /1 @audible_com , @audible_ca , @audibleuk

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@SecondGentleman yep. And she learned how to silk screen for this one, her dad got out all the old hippie art school skillz. Having a mask business when you know how to sew opens up a lot of cans!

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@RudyGiuliani This is like dialog out of a comic book movie.

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@joshtpm 60s. Protested it and it ended in 70s. California public schools

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@kingsrush I’m at the point where I think Gaetz is the type of guy who goes to a strip club and gets bounced out by several restraining orders before he makes it past the rope.

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@brianschatz Let he who has not given a Capitol tour...

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@britttlifts There used to be this place on Woodward Ave in Detroit that was called “5-7-9.” And I got so mad in 1976 that I walked in one day and said, “Where is 12-14-16?”

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Trump blames California for wildfires, tells state 'you gotta clean your floors'. WE ARE BURNING DOWN. Friends and neighbors have lost everything. SHUT IT. SHUT IT RIGHT NOW.

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2 years

The hunched-over Mussolini look. Looking out from under his eyebrows. “You’re very special.”

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@MollyJongFast Molly, you’re going to hear from many so-called friends but this is the only truth: The Expanse

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@AOC @rachel_maria65 The GOP House caucus once photocopied 100 copies of one of my books to make a sickening spectacle just like this… and I was like, “WHERE ARE MY ROYALTIES?”

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As Holly Hughes just said, “It's too early to freak out but it's not too early to say this country is seriously fucked up.”

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@joshtpm If people knew the actual individual who edits these headlines . . . Like are they all run through Stephen Miller’s shorts?

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4 years

Love, Marriage, Sex. (Not Necessarily in That Order.) here’s the unlocked story:

Love, Marriage, Sex. (Not Necessarily in That Order.) (Gift Article)

Susie Bright and Jon Bailiff met in 1988. Now, after 32 years together, they took the advice of a lawyer and got married.

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@ReverendWarnock Congratulations from all your supporters in California! We love you and all our Georgia family!

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btw, my Audible retirement isn’t a secret -- I’ve only locked my Twitter account to avoid the MAGA circus swirling around our tender missives. I’m having a party and you’re all invited! ;-)

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@thehill The best way to stop people dying from drug USE is to not let Pharmaceutical Companies off the leash in the first place. Corporate genocide

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1000 times this. I wish I could project it on my front door for all to hear

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if you watch one thing today make it this

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@nisslbodies @LeonaThotsky Oh my lord, wait til you hear about the MPX outbreak at Burning Man. Brace for impact.

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Florida Legislators Meet Day After Parkland Shooting to Relax Gun Background Checks

Yesterday, 19-year-old Nikolas Cruz carried an AR-15 rifle into Marjory Stoneman Douglas High in Parkland, riddled the building with bullets, and killed 17 students and teachers. The massacre was...

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Jared always always looks like he’s got a tablespoon of vomit in his mouth.

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@ask_aubry “I told her absolutely not.” LOLOLOLOL. Where do straight women go to find these jewels?

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The anti-democracy stalwarts seek to destroy faith in government to their own ends. It’s not an accident. Herschel Walker was the latest traveling exhibit. That little circus pole just got pulled down. There will be more. /12 END

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@aedwardslevy Hey at least you didn’t quote Mussolini

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"Every fundamentalist religion today is running on the fumes of sexual psychosis." Michael Goff asked me to edit...

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@CassieCeleste @sarahjeong @IwriteOK Yep! Add a steaming helping of: breaking unions, destroying public education, and firing hundreds of women/queer/POC low-rankers who simply must be the real “harassers.” Right? Job Well Done.

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@joanwalsh Shields up, baby!

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@Lesdoggg That was cathartic

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Susie Owns Her Work Again - Priceless S&S, per my request, reverted 20 titles back to my hands. “The Best American Erotica” series, that I ran for 15 years, and my nonfiction like “The Sexual State of the Union,” and “How to Read/Write a Dirty Story.”

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What Every Writer (and Publisher) Need to Know About Rights Ecology

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“Dykes to Watch Out For” one-night0only, stage version at Minetta Theater! It’s going to be live-streamed at 7pm on AudibleTheater’s Instagram page.

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‘F*ck Them Over Later’: Inside The Massive Alleged Bribery Scheme Rocking Ohio | Talking Points Memo

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I don’t even know what to guess. Two sprained wrists?

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JUST IN: Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) hospitalized after RNC for extreme fatigue, and two sprained wrists according to unreliable sources.

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You know I bought the “Four Seasons Total Landscaping” sweatshirt within 24 hours of the event. I’d do the same for Jeff Clark pajama set.

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Trump always pronounces CHINA like VAGINA and I can’t stop being distracted.

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Finally...I want to hear the victims’ families’ stories, and yes, it’s about time someone calls bullshit. This young man is everything.

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EXCLUSIVE: Son of Atlanta shooting victim calls "bullshit" on sex addiction claim

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Mark Robinson was not just “watching trans porn” like some Netflix you doze off to. The places he went, it’s ACTION, it’s pre-op trans sex workers and Johns, he’s done it all. Which, as they say, is FINE if you’re not trashing sex workers and queers.

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This how it’s done.

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@CassieCeleste @sarahjeong @IwriteOK What everyone learned is if you report a rape, bribe, blackmail or assault, YOU, the naive witness/vic, will be accused yourself of the crime. This branding/Machiavellian strategy has crippled evidence and self-defense. We went backwards.

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I would never have guessed in a million years that the biggest legacy of our 80s magazine On Our Backs would be... the personals. Even though, at the time, we treasured every one. It started as a handful of sincere ads in the dyke wilderness...

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Why are Senators coming back in at this hour to BORE US TO DEATH with grandstanding crap they wrote *yesterday*? You were all wearing gas masks and hiding under your chairs a couple hours ago. We saw you. You were crying and trembling and in shock. DO SOMETHING.

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The Trauma Slap: And the Trigger You Never Saw Coming

The Trauma Slap - And The Trigger You Never Saw Coming

After his Oscar “slap” debacle, Will Smith resigned from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.

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@kylegriffin1 The big picture is how DeJoy tried to subvert democracy. But the small picture is that yesterday I got a Xmas card returned that was sent December 18. To my in-laws. At their correct address.

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The fact that the George GOP got as far as they did, is testimony to their strategy of destroying good government, the old Grover Norquist “drown it in the bathtub” approcach. —Just like they’ve gone after public schools, SSA, the IRS, Medicare, the CDC, all of it. /11

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@doctorow Cory, thank you so much for being in the trenches with me after all these years. (Here’s “old” me, last week, looking at one of the exhibit features of myself, and Honey Lee Cottrell, in San Francisco 80s. Never forget!

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@joshtpm Greenberg flipped. Mattie’s even kinkier than this first glance. It’s not the ‘age’ bit — though that’s the legal play— it’s his Ghislaine-level pimping. He’s an anorexic junkie, a grifter, & a closet-case-on-5-levels-we-don’t-even-know-yet. Why am I so sure? Bc he’s a TYPE.

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Trae is exactly right.