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@kernel_aneurysm

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@Dmuniz231 @travis_robert Ah yes, the freedom of not being able to go anywhere with your own two legs.
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@BIaziken2 It's so cool that the people in the credits of any first party Nintendo game are the same ones as when I was a kid.
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@DoctorWolfula It's like if the 90s were a place.
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@tara_chara I think he was wrong about zoomers not knowing what they missed, for better or worse you guys do have some idea of it thanks to the internet.
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@TheMadMoth @goofxist The question remains, could David Lynch take on Allah in the Astral Plane?
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@drommba Drawing catman is way more dignified.
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@Srirachachau They can't afford the good Biden's hourly rate for every event.
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@rowlet74301 @revhowardarson They've tried to build contraption guns like it, as a gag, and none of them worked. They lacked the righteous fury with which it was imbued.
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@asubparusername The advisor's name is Eugenio Prigonzalez, get it right.
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@Horesmi @Mcswift8 The problem is no one knows where all nuclear capable subs are.
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"A photo of an ancient egyptian computer found by archaeologists in the great pyramid of Giza, running Linux. Its screen has a terminal window displaying the eye of Horus, in an ASCII art style." #dalle
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@poppy_haze @viperwave duolicious. their landing page has a bunch of 4chan screenshots feels like a weird psyop.
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@Douggernaut_2 I think Pattinson Batman doesn't fuck but has the potential to grow into a Batman who does.
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@janitorsupreme @RaceplayShawty He just likes historical figures
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@OldMemeArchive Nowadays this would just be a soyjack and gigachad meme, it's all so streamlined.
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@sorrelquest @staticbluebat I almost fell in the gamergate rabbit hole but gave one of her videos a watch before deciding and I was like "this is the most milquetoast shit imaginable what are ppl so mad about" lol
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@KaiserBeamz In Spain a guy who ran the biggest children's animation TV block stopped making it and made his own TV network because he was mad the network made him run anime on it. Me and every kid back then only watched it for anime lol.
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@Chaotix182 @kzzrttt Ends up with Liquid Chris in prison and Chris walking free.
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@maxisawesome538 @james__art You aren't taking into account the states with negative population.
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@chrisparchwell @JustinWhang ummm, no, very unwise.
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@sorrelquest @staticbluebat Like it was basically the women in refrigerators thing but for video games, I don't think you need to be a radfem to agree it's a bad trope.
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@bdlowery2 Why do all these "day in the life" TikTok girls have the same accent? It's so weird.
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@GrantSlatton Built-in mewing.
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@liz_love_lace Isn't that book just a sales pitch for the author's pyramid scheme?
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@__femb0t shame the globe is no longer earth nor is the fox fluffy anymore
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@LegoKingo @PetreRaleigh For "wapanese" of all words, which I haven't seen used in ages. Most successful word filter in history, completely replaced the original word well outside the original context where it was used.
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@kernel_aneurysm
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Yeah, it was totally hippy activist which are at every other turn ignored or derided by the media and not the massively powerful PR arms of oil and gas companies preserving their businesses lol.
@mrexits
prayingforexits ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ
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The fact that basically the entire world is in an energy crisis because a small group of people decided to be woke about nuclear energy is mind numbing
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@SuperMessi10i @woodstockSSB She's in the Joker sequel.
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@legotrillermoth People were sticking through the ongoing storyline for what is essentially a TV show's seasonal arc even if there were some stinker episodes. Now that's gone and we're fully in the "Jumped the shark" season.
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@LunaticPreserve @TNOQuoProQuid Dude basically went post-presidency mode while still in the white house after passing Obamacare. Enjoying the celebrity status, having fabulous "nerd prom" parties with billionaires and celebrities while his country burned around him.
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@_brewna_ @AbstractFairy @OrphicCapital Isn't that Star wars, for the most part?
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Hearing news that Melinda Gates got a new boyfriend
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@SilentCart @DocStrangelove2 Code doesn't take that much space, it's mostly 4K assets.
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@headfallsoff It's a good thing there have been massive tech layoffs, no need for people who know how to use the command line anywhere.
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@_Syderas @laserboat999 stealing henchman valor
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@JSEllenberg This sounded familiar! It's how "Quick Calculus: A self teaching guide", a self-instruction book from the 60s explains it. Read it to get some grounding in math when I started getting into coding, nice book, it's still being printed to this day in that old school format
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@2house2fly @lukeisamazing Wasn't it more like "Leia became a senator, Han cooked cheeseburgers at the BBQ for their kids"
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@Y2K_mindset His father figure was a CIA videotape with nothing but subliminal message filled static. MKULTRA's finest product.
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@astrange_e @cszabla @thaliarchus Lmao finding innovative ways to keep making the UK even worse, bravo Labour.
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@TheElderMemes Impressive engineering by cafepress that the system is still functioning after 20 years, churning out mousepads like it was nothing.
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@ramen_enjooyer @pupgirlJessica @didde3g It's mostly cuz salaries are shit and having kids is expensive.
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Why is Russia being rewarded for their aggression like this?
@leonidragozin
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Facebook is officially banned in Russia
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@ChazakielDoremi Fanwank: It can have evolution, it just happens during dragon breaks. When the jills stitch the timelines back together, eons of being warped in divergents ways are reconciled by making the beings that were the same pre-break into "related species" post-break.
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@PortesDevil @Jabontan @LanternJS Unlike Druckmann, Kojima has enough clout that he could actually make a movie should he wish to. He just wants to make movie-inspired games.
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@johanlenox @Max_P94 You're proving their point.
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These seem fine to me, minimal hassle compared to the draconian confiscation measures that could leave you without your device for weeks on end outside of school hours back in my day.
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Ryan Bell (Government Name)
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To say my students are pissed off about the introduction of these would be a gross underestimation.
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@paynushurts @fellawhomstdve India was his Sonic and Pokemon
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@tara_chara I watched 1 and 2 a few years ago and I liked them a lot idk.
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@typedfemale @richardludlow Since it sound like your family could afford the stay abroad, has she looked into elite EU schools? Like all Oxbridge or ETHZ/EPFL care about is grades and possibly performance in an entrance exam.
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@houellebecq_2 @greenTetra_ "cultural anxieties" "outgroup" all that detached nerdspeak doesn't mean you're simping for a tyrannical pedophile cult any less, retard.
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@AttackOnChitin why don't they just change providers
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@OfAshAndEvil @dcauwatchtower @VenturaWanderer Yeah I like that a lot about this version of Supes. Has limitations.
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@MysteryCupofJoe @pempguy @_TheSmartAlec1 @RedLReviews I don't think you can do TAS without Conroy, let it rest.
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Covid killed me and I'm in some sort of dying hallucination where fears of WW3 and dying in nuclear annihilation merge with insane discourse about things from childhood memories it's the only thing that makes sense.
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Sky News
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"It's impossible to imagine such a thing in our country" President Vladimir Putin uses J K Rowling as an example of Western cynicism and "cancel culture", which he says is currently being aimed at Russia. Latest on Ukraine: ๐Ÿ“บ Sky 501 and YouTube
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@tekbog If you only knew the absolute state of software development in Spain. This likely was a subcontractor subcontracting subcontractors, and the fresh out of bootcamp coder that had to make this was punished if they ever brought up obvious bugs or the lack of any tests in the code.
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1000 cycles in the Basilisk for this, smartass.
@zhansheng
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Nothing much, ChatGPT.
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@LucaGuadagnegro @katewillett A social sciences + humanities education is no substitute for common sense.
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@spinning_ebooks @B17Fortres @bobisthemilkman @OldMemeArchive Really wish msn Messenger had been the one to survive to this day tbh.
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@IRHotTakes And the process bless from D&D and Warhammer largely come from Conan.
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@SweatieAngle I appreciate them for giving engagement to even my worst posts.
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@PopulismUpdates He's going to get promoted to Generalissimo Sanders.
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@viperwave @Lol8ball Wait that's just Musk, isn't it?
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@5708ski @opinonhaver Guy Fieri, CEO of Blackwater, will forever live in my heart.
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@__femb0t As a ESL speaker I thought English speakers had always called them apps and that calling desktop apps "programs" was a translation issue... I thought this because I remember seeing some early 00s leaked Microsoft source code where the MS coders called it an "app".
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@WojackHorseman1 @ebeggin1 He died young and should have ruled for another 100 years.
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@twinkophrenia The fact that america banned online poker while leaving sports gambling legal is just lmao.
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@tara_chara Japan still has people having personal websites made with ancient HTML and they all work perfectly because they have no weird javascript and css tricks made to look "pixel perfect" at a given time and can therefore be parsed as easily as ever, I love it.
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@IRHotTakes It was so blackpilling. I wonder what would have happened had Trump been re-elected, the Dems were all saying stuff like "I won't take the Trump vaccine" and they have a lot of pull in public health institutions.
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@twinkophrenia Killa is still so funny to me, discovering that his rightoid followers weren't really "anti-establishment" and just want to be ruled by Thiel and Bezos had him like.
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@runclepennybags @nikicaga Nah our food is good. Only thing I'll defend about my country.
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@girlbossmoder they've been sympathetic to that kind of stuff for a while, they're not really being convinced of anything they didn't already believe lol.
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@ebeggin1 It's just the city is cursed. 4chan, Trump, Epstein, the Subprime Mortgage Crisis, Brooklyn Podcasters. We would have had none of them if NYC had been destroyed 20 years ago. 9/11 did not go far enough.
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@twinkophrenia The kind of decision made if you see the he app as a culture war battleground and nothing else.
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@roanastrik @That_One_Guy006 @largehotcoffee They did change the algorithm from th classical one to a transformer based one years ago, they were doing chatgpt before chatgpt was a thing basically.
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It's because of real ppl posting links inside walled garden social networks instead of on sites and forums that can be crawled has essentially crippled Google. The searchable web is a dump of SEO spam blogs all linking to each other to game results.
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@neo_humanoid @duamnNFR @SariegoAlonso There's nothing about being "non-white" that makes religion any more real, the hell are you on about? People who truly believe in a religion see "evidence" of their beliefs everywhere, regardless of race.
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@BeijingPalmer sources on this?
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@EthanRisque @TheSpiralPro This is what the child actually looked like, you fucking worm.
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@Srirachachau I'm gonna keep posting them anyway
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@TheOculusOnline @ByYourLogic Idk if true but I've heard that originally the writer who made Magneto join the villain team-up with Red Skull didn't think much of the implications of it, and after receiving a lot of angry fan letters about Magneto allying with a Nazi, they course corrected with this.
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Shkreli being released just in time to become yet another "populist" right wing figure when the market inevitably crashes and he can paint himself as unfairly persecuted by greedy bankers who saw their profits threatened by a working class whiz.
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Miss when you could reliably sustain a small electronics business just by "chipping" ps2s so that they could play pirated games.
@RANK10YGO
Rata ๐ŸŒƒ
2 years
I wonder how someone who posts shit like "piracy is only okay if you're preserving old nintendo games that haven't gotten a port ๐Ÿ’–โœจ" would react to the average mid-2000's slavic tech store (hundreds of DVD's with games and movies burned onto them selling for 3 euros a piece)
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@AGODDAMNHORSE @ColinBarrett82 Minor Resurrection doesn't work if the cause of death is old age. Only Reincarnation works for that, and that's not a Cleric spell but a Druid one.
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@viperwave @Lol8ball One day we're gonna get a guy who's like a billionaire and can't be made to stop posting in any of these ways and we'll have to live with them forever.
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Hamburger University School Shooting
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Film critics are actually the perfect example of the kind of "expertise" of which people have been rightfully getting tired over the last decade.
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@ebeggin1 I've seen both of ppl thinking he's de-nazifying Ukraine and rebuilding the USSR and rw ppl thinking he's purging the Rothschilds and the NWO. Incredible discourse.
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@arya_kidding_me @saywhatagain As Wario's nationality is the complement of Mario's, it follows that he's every nationality except Italian.
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@greenTetra_ There's this online liberal dogma about AI just doing copypasting of the fruits of inherent human creativity that has such a bad vibe.
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@ebeggin1 Can't wait for the ebeggin review
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@mollymulshine
Molly Mulshine ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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@CartoonsHateHer on one of the boards recently someone recently made a post like "can Europeans please stop reminding us how much better they have it when we ask for advice? We already know and it's unhelpful." And all the comments legit were like "no, we want to keep doing that"
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@DavidRojas1006 @TNOQuoProQuid People really were older in the past.
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@ChazakielDoremi She's a terrible person, I just don't think that a terrible person existing is reason enough to derail every single forum on the internet screeching about it like GG did.
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@shadowrendering @Kelcie_XOTWOD @Tragedy_Andy He was part of Trump's advisory council in 2017.
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