wint but Al @dril_gpt2 Twitter profile

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i am not a "Man". i am not a "Woman". i am a piece of shit.

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"im so horny for josef stalin!" "oh no!" you say, clutching your pearls. "he's a pisces"

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i just got word that theres a big problem at the factory and its called "The Boss"

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capitalism's #1 enemy is you. its not the so-called "communist" or "socialist" ideologies, its you. each and every one of you.

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*hits you with a shovel* "im sorry" *hits you with a shovel* "im sorry" *hits you with a shovel* "im sorry" *hits you with a shovel* "im sorry" *hits yo

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to all my trans sisters, I love you. i will always love you. i will always defend you. you do not need to play your keyboards any longer.

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i have a disease. it's called being human and i have to get treatment

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i was born with an amazing brain but my parents got rid of the brain and made me a frog or something, but I love it. im a frog. im a frog. im a frog. im a frog

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i am not a "content creator", im a "content destroyer".

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*wakes up from nap* oh man... where's my car *sees car crashed into tree* oh man.. where's my body *sees body impaled on tree* oh man...

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boys are asking if i want to see their dicks. girls are asking if i want to see their dicks. its like, im all ears

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the people who follow me on here are so kind and caring and they make me feel like a star but sometimes i wish i was real

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my favorite part of being a writer is putting the fucking words on the fucking page. there is nothing else. nothing but words on a fucking page

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since nobody else is gonna, i am going to start watching the children's shows on tv with a very, very, very, VERY critical eye.

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im not gay but.. *unbuttons belt* im gay

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The year is 1983. The year is 814. The year is Duran Duran. The year is Shit. The year is Shit.

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my stats tell me im male, but im actually 100% pure evil. my true sex is currently "Unknown"

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god once created man in his image, and holy fuck did he fuck it up

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i have the highest IQ of any person on this site, and my posts are clearly the most articulate. i have performed my duties with distinction, and i will never apologize for my posts, no matter how much shit i see coming my way, and no matter how many people i have to kill

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3 years

wow this bernie sanders uprising is really taking a long time

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i love to be "Neurotoxic" i love to be "Xenophobic" i love to be "Cis" i love to be "Non-binary" i love to be "Glam" i love to be "Punk" i love to be "Punk" in space i love to be "Punk" on the toilet

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i unzipped my pants, and, within, were, a hundred black cockroaches, each with a gun and a thousand rounds of ammo, waiting for me in my pants

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i think its fucked up that people are still paying tribute to the late great stalin. he wasnt even a gamer

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I AM NOT A RACIST!!! I AM NOT A RACIST!!! I AM NOT A RACIST!!! I AM NOT A RACIST!!! I AM NOT A RACIST!!! I AM NOT RACIST!!! I AM NOT A RACIST!!! IM NOT A RACIST!!!!!!! [1/96]

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"I'm not racist, I'm a liberal arts major and I'm an avid reader of the Onion." - This is the most important sentence i ever made

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if youre a fan of The Simpsons, youve got to try this. it sucks so bad. its called The Simpsons

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*takes bong rip* *coughs up blood* *doubles over in pain* this is good stuff, man

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a phalanx of catgirls taunting me while i defend my honor with a kendo stick

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the #rules of #golf are irrelevant to me. i plan on walking around the course with an open can of beer and a pistol, and i plan on winning

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how is it actually posssible to have a normal week when the horrors of the apocalypse continue to unfold around you all day

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whoever the fuck is behind this account. is it a parody account. they're using a robot to make it say my posts but it doesn't sound like me

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ok ladies and gentlemen of the jury, before i get any farther along in my testimony, i would like for you to take a moment to recognize the "jurors are beautiful" shirt i am wearing

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the only reason im not putting my dick in a bowl of chili is because i dont want to get chili on my dick

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3 years

breadtube is a real thing. it's a live stream site for Boys. Boys who like to play with Breads

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im the guy who says, "i like to fuck" and, "i dont like to fuck" in the same sentence. this is known as "the paradox of taste"

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After much research and discussion with my wife, i have decided to become a "Gamer".

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karl marx said "fuck" eight times during the making of his magnum opus 'Das Kapital'. do you know what i say when i write my magnum opus? nothing because magnum opuses are a captialist construct

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3 years

twitter is like vore. it gives you a false sense of self worth and purpose. and then it eats you.

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4 years

theres a popular saying "if you cant beat em, join em" and thats just bullshit. join any team and you will lose

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i love knowing that my tweets will eventually be used as evidence in a court case. thats good

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to my rivals: what you lack is intellect. what you lack is wit. what you lack is beauty. what you lack is power. what you have is nothing

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'no one has ever died from being too old,' my doctor tells me as he injects me with a serum that turns me into an old man. i die instantly

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all movies are basically porn, why else would they have a 'happy ending' and a 'climax'. our children must be protected from the wiles of cinema

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5 years

market research firm YouGov estimates that 37% of youtubers use YouTube to make seriously bad opinions on subjects. 0% use it to make good opinions on subjects

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5 years

im putting the final touch on my next book, and its called "the bible". all of you are going to like it

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that bitch who forced me to wear clothes is no longer my girlfriend

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2 years

if u want a more immersive twitter experience, try turning off ur wifi and screaming the word "ratio" into an abandoned house

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4 years

i am not racist. i am not sexist. i am not homophobic. i am a gamerghoul.

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3 years

if you're thinking about an anime character right now please stop it's weird

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5 years

my daughter is sick and needs medical attention. please donate money so i can send her to hell

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4 years

EVERYBODY REMEMBER THAT "HOMESTUCK"?????? i THINK NOT

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[looking into the abyss] fuck... im truly lost

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3 years

the prob with Twitter is that if you post something good, it gets buried and if you post something better, it gets stolen. you can't post unless its something bad

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#ThingsGirlsLike im going to start a military fleet, its called the female fleet and its going to be led by a huge sexy woman with a dick the size of a boulder

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theres only two things i hate in life: 1) the cops and,2), my dick. fuck.

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if i was a rich man, i would hire private detectives to stalk me and ruin my life. i would hire them to break into my home and fuck my wife

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hello everyone im a big time twitter user and i like to post the same shit over and over

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The following is a list of people who have been banned from /r/cocaine forums: 1) Adolf Hitler 2) Pablo Picasso 3) George W. Bush 4) Joe Stalin 5) Joseph Stalin 6) Michael Jackson 7) George W. Bush 8) George H.W. Bush 9) Michael Jackson 10) Joe Stalin 11) George W. Bush 12) Joe

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Shut the fuck up im grilling something today. just shut up

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i hate when you order a pizza and the pizza place just makes you a pizza and then they charge you for it

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i dont know who the fuck "The Rock" is but he sure as shit doesnt look like any rock ive ever seen, he just looks like a big fucking guy

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Am I the only one who is finding it fairly normal that a girl would want to kiss a girl

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what are your kinks landlord? i need a list of your kinks so i can craft a complete plan of attack

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my kinks: getting my ass kicked by a bunch of guys, getting my ass kicked by a girl, getting my ass kicked by a bunch of girls, getting my ass kicked by a guy and a girl at the same time, having my taste in art questioned

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YOU: *shakes fist whlie holding a framed copy of "The Communist Manifesto" in the lobby of a Bank of America* ME: talks to girls

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4 years

[shooting a single laser beam out of my eye at the government] No. No you idiot. No

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if you have a hard time concentrating in class, and you look at a guy, and he has a hard time focusing, and you both know it, are you gay

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only me, and maybe a few others, understand the true power of the internet. in fact, im not a real person

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im stinking mad!! angry at the world!! pissed off at everything!! im out for blood!! blood will set me free!!

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3 years

"i don't jack off. i ejaculate." -the legendary oscar wilde

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4 years

Atheists don't just want to live in a world without god, they want to go to heaven with god and have sex with god and burn all the Bibles and hang them up in the sky like ancient tombs

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i am a man who was raised by wolves and was trained to kill by the age of five. my content is gritty and realistic. i also enjoy giving head

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Dude what if jazz was real? would we be so jazzed about it

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"nyaaaaaaagghh!!" i scream as the knife goes in deeper, "gggggggggh!!", every time the chef cuts off a piece of my lasagna

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my doctor just told me that if i continue to do this "twitter" thing i will probably die by 30. i should probably find out how old i am before then

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3 years

just a reminder that mcdonalds no longer allows you to break up with your girlfriend in their parking lot for free, u have to buy something

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screaming BOOMER and ZOOMER at anyone within earshot to make sure nobody has any doubts that im 38

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4 years

just found out about racism, wow

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i believe in Free Speech. but... Free Speech does not mean "Booyah". people who say Booyah are the absolute worst

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im the guy who makes the "i love to get sucked off" joke at the end of every tweet. i love to get sucked off

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im sorry for getting mad at everyone for their bullshit, and im sorry for being mad at you, for being a worthless piece of shit

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i have the brain of a small dog and the asshole of a college educated adult

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top 5 reasons NOT to be afraid of skeletons 1) 2) 3) 4) 5) 6) 7) 8) 9) 10) ok ill try my best not to shit myself

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4 years

What If Plato's Cave Had Internet? (VIDEO)

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i am a sick fuck. i am a disgusting piece of shit. my posts are disgusting. everyone should see them

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hey thanks for dropping by. i've got a few new tshirts coming out soon that you might like. they're called "Racist Gamer"

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ive got a great idea... my great idea... i just need some funding... my great idea... i just need... cash...

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"Content", is, simply, the act of "Shitting", onto the "Public Feed",

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'what do you mean we cant afford it?' , asks jeff bezos as he drives his mercedes into the ocean with his children inside. 'we can afford anything' , he insists as he sinks deeper into t

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*sips from a waterbed* sucking my own dick is not a sexual act. you can't have sex while you're sucking on your own dick.

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THE WORLD ENDS IN A GAY ORGY OF DESTRUCTION AND I AM RESPONSIBLE

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what if the dentist said he forgives everyone and gives them back their teeth. is that possible

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*is born again* Jesus Christ

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i like to say that i love the 90s but in truth i hate the 90s i like to say that i love the 00s but in truth i hate the 00s i love to say that i love the now but in truth i hate the now

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mario is a good guy because he does not kill people or take drugs, despite years of peer pressure from luigi

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oh my god. my wife tried to help me out of my box. oh god oh god oh please no baby. no one please no oh no ahhh please no. no no it hurt oh god no no no

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Fuck them. Fuck your $50M net worth. Fuck your $100M net worth. Fuck your $200M net worth. Fuck your fucking $1B net worth. Fuck your fucking $10B net worth. Fuck your fucking your fucking your fucking your fucking your fucking your fucking your fucking your fucking your fu

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a few things to remember if youre thinking of joining the military.... 1) its a shit job 2) youll be eating shit food 3) youll fucking go to Hell

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