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Sigma male grindset of not going to the bomb shelter.

Kyiv
Joined May 2017
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@Horesmi
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Jet fuel ain't got shit on Indian cement
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10 months
He was so real for this
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Something that keeps me awake on some nights
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@Horesmi
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2 years
Ukraine reports "Ghost of Kyiv" was shot down after destroying 21 planes. Pilot ejected.
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@Horesmi
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2 years
Ukraine deploys fucking plasma rifles or something holy shit
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@Horesmi
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@soland_michael Least bloodthirsty globe
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@Horesmi
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I will now be extremely annoying with this image on this website.
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"How to break your arm" Google search trending in Russia.
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@Horesmi
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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK Big explosions near me, *incredibly* close.
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@Horesmi
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2 years
By the way I love how the president of Ukraine just gave every person around an assault rifle and is just walking in the city giving orders. Putin should give people of Moscow guns and walk among them for five minutes, see what happens.
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@Mcswift8 Surprise counterforce strike nukes the nukes before they can launch In theory can succeed under some niche circumstances
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@Horesmi
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@VaushV "The map of Ukraine will include Crimea even if it is the last map the world ever sees"
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@Horesmi
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2 years
Missed the @VaushV stream due to hiding in a bomb shelter. As you can see, Russia continues to blatantly deny vital necessities to Ukrainian people.
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@Horesmi
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-Where were you going? -...Near Izyum. -Advancing or retreating? -No clue. -Why are you in Ukraine? -I am a dumbfuck. -Rank? -Seaman First Class -F L O A T I N G T A N K S??? -I was reasigned to a tank, given a week of training. -Fleet? -Baltic Fleet. -You are lucky to be alive.
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@Horesmi
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Hopak and traditional clothing famously disappeared from Ukrainian culture after 1991. If you wear a vyshyvanka in public, banderites will shoot you. Unless you can recite all Marvel movies in chronological order.
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@Horesmi
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2 years
Hello fuckers. Day three. Woke up still in Ukrainian territory it seems, it would appear Kyiv assault did not succeed.
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Every time I see westoids talk about maskirovka I feel this vibe
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@MarkHertling
Mark Hertling
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The term маскировка (maskirovka) translates to "masking" or hiding. In early 20th century operations, it meant camouflage & other methods of covering movement. But in WWII it came to mean military deception efforts, then later purposeful political misdirection. 2/2
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Zoomers are a mistake
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Ukraine reports shooting down an IL-76 plane near Kyiv. These are big planes that carry 100-200 troops.
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Tactical
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Still can't believe an IRL mercenary company managed to have a more interesting plotline than these guys
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In a bunker. Lots of people here. Others are more prepared than me. Food, beds, water. I did not expect to stay here long, have only bare necessities. Seems like Kyiv is already a warzone, battles in the north. People can't leave, say the bridges have been blown up.
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@russophileLs Once again I have to remind everyone that Russian companies are actively doing neocolonialism in Africa, right now, and use neonazi mercenaries to enforce their influence.
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@Horesmi
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Lions generally avoid direct confrontation with hippos. Because they are *a lot* weaker. Hippos are a walking death machine that WILL kill.
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Pain and suffering
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@VaushV your career will never come even close to successfully debating an occupation army into leaving your town.
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Trying to explain literally any conflict to an American: "ok so imagine race"
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Vaush goes ballistic against Ukrainian nationalists and his own chat. He proceeds to call Ukrainians "sweaty balding Slavic people" and tells them to go to the trenches. Angry with his own fans, he also declares "this is why I don't do debates anymore." 😳
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Georgia proposes to run a referendum on declaring war on Russia.
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Ukrainian flag understander has logged on
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@OrwellNGoode Seems reasonable, her money was on the line. That's how investments usually work. In fact she can claim all of it because it was all her money to begin with, and then sue for additional money for the act of theft.
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Damn no community note so far
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> made for a single 30 seconds flight as a technology demonstrator > operational after 837 days
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Ukrainian commander in chief says he lied to both Zelensky and Nato about Ukrainian plans and capabilities in order to fool Russia, says he was literally the only person in the world who knew.
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@Horesmi
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Today is my birthday, I am 24 years old. I still feel like I'm stuck at 21. Ever since covid I struggle to go on with my life, watching in horror as the world around me fucking burns. Well at least I'm alive. My cake is moldy btw. Mold Horesmi strikes again. I will eat it.
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Alright fuckers, a thread on Khrushchevkas, apartment blocks, and the housing situation in Kyiv overall. Buckle up, it's a big one!
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@OrwellNGoode Ah yes, people in the past totally looked up to blacksmiths and potters instead of bloated aristocracy and whatever writers/jesters/church justified their power.
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A doggo was found in Bucha hiding in a destroyed car
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Actually no it's pretty bad to laugh at a death of unrelated civilian
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@anyamrch
anya
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let the russian-eating shark story be a reminder to you: no fun is allowed for the eastern europeans if after three days of heart-wrenching news from kherson and feeling of powerlessness you dare take a break to even chuckle at the absurdity of death, you’re a bloodthirsty slav
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Ukrainian government CONFIRMS "Ghost of Kyiv", a Mig-29 pilot who became an ace, shooting down six planes.
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Wake up baby new climate change strategy just dropped
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They really did draft yesterday's detained anti-war protesters...
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@DylanBurns1776 I mean they aren't wrong. Punitive rape isn't really related to your sexual orientation, it's primarily about power. They aren't doing it because they're gay.
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@dileminy @fakehistoryhunt @Zailebon A cruise missile just burned out the grid that powered my sewage pump
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TIE ME TO A MISSILE AND SEND ME TO SEATTLE. I AM READY.
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@Horesmi
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I've been crying for the past several hours My coworkers are all busy getting wasted A truly historic day
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@Horesmi
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@Canadain_Andrew Electing a ship captain is fairly reasonable and was done on many ships historically That's like the one place where democracy is straightforward
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President of South Sudan pisses himself during the national anthem because of "extreme patriotism"
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@Horesmi
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The actual truth is that Russia dismantled all industry in Chechnya, to the point that they have to import bricks and even bread from Russia. Then, the elites are given handouts for a few mosques - as long as they stay loyal. If you can live like that, maybe you have no shame.
@Alex_Oloyede2
Spetsnaℤ 007 🇷🇺
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Now show the after and before of any nation the US has invaded. You can't, Libya and Iraq look like sh*t. This is Grozny, Chechnya today. Built by Russia after defeating the CIA backed terrorists.
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@Horesmi
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Least brave Ukrainian. Removed a landmine from a road with bare hands.
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The billboard is no longer there 🤣
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Wait I thought this was a meme invasion are we seriously just staying on Russian land??
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@rybar_en
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Russian units continue to fight on the outskirts of Grayvoron. Information about the removal of Ukrainian saboteurs from the villages of Glotovo and Gora - Podil is currently untrue.
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@BetrayedLeo Russia keeps asking for territory they don't even own as a baseline for negotiations lol
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@kernel_aneurysm @Mcswift8 It's a constant tug of war of technology, and, perhaps at some point, you can.
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You've heard of American exceptionalism, now get ready for whatever this is:
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I miss my comfy bed
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People posting this map should try telling the Irish they are part of Britain because they speak English.
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YES MOM I WILL GO TO THE BOMB SHELTER JUST LET ME SLEEP FOR FUCE MORE MINUTES
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Me and who?
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There are so many disturbing things with this photo
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@BadBunnyTwitch I'm Ukrainian
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Ukraine fires their ambassador to Kazakhstan after he made public calls to kill Russian civilians.
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Not gonna lie it's pretty fucking bad over here Gonna go dark for some time.
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Lmao so the ICC issued warrants on both Israeli and Hamas leaders?
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A homeless person froze to death at the entrance of a publoc heating shelter in a Kyiv suburb. They were denied entry for being "smelly". They screamed the whole night to be let in.
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Soviet meme on the latest Amazon AI scandal "As you can see, we automated all of the tedious tasks"
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In a surprising turn of events, Russia completely transitions to renewable energy, highlight the immense output of the mausoleum generator powered by Lenin's corpse.
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@Horesmi
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My grandpa served in the Red Army with newer tanks
@ug_chelsea
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And Russian has not even started yet..
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@Horesmi
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@Madame_Ennui Wait is this wrong? I don't think it makes any normative claims about the nazis themselves. I don't think it's particularly controversial that other states confronted Nazi Germany out of self-interest, and not humanitarian concerns.
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@Horesmi
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I am currently in a hospital suffering a debilitating cringe attack. Not sure if I'm gonna make it. Yes this is a real tweet.
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Just remembered this copemap
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*sigh* it's about protecting the genetics of all citizens in general in the wake of the Chernobyl disaster. It's not about preserving specific genetic characteristics. I don't think it's eugenics to limit the bathing of balls in corium.
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@Asuka_Warriors @BeauTFC Russia has a military alliance - CSTO. Belarus keeps promising they'd attack, but don't. Kazakhstan just sided with Ukraine. Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan remain neutral or mildly supportive of Ukraine. Armenia helped Russia militarily. China is just eating popcorn.
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> Research if modern Uzbekistan continues the Soviet practices that destroyed the Aral Sea > Uzbekistan has been making great strides in eliminating *slavery* in their cotton industry in the last few years
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You, a transgender. Still think it's a good idea to support Ukraine after they do THIS???
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@Horesmi
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Big thank you to @VaushV for giving me an opportunity to cover what's happening in Ukraine to a wide audience. I'm afraid I wasn't as clear as I wanted in one my statements. 1/3
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@TWither129 Draft avoidance.
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@Horesmi
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> Study the history of the 21st century wars. > Some famous general > Childhood section > "Grew up on Paradox Interactive games" > Controversies section > 357 pages long
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@Horesmi
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I'm pretty sure they had degrees??? Yes, university is a medieval invention, but that does not mean Romans did not have education. I assure you, building a Roman road was not something you just did based on vibes, it was a whole lot of complex calculations.
@creation247
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸
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what happened?
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Most informed westerner
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@Mikey129
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@WarMonitors How the crap do parts of Ukraine still have power.
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@Horesmi
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"Hello Shoigu. It's Prigozhin. I need five billion rockets to bomb donetsk children. Slava my wallet."
@Faytuks
Faytuks News
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Holy shit, I have never seen Prigozhin this angry. He is very angry for the lack of ammunition provided by Russia's MoD
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@Horesmi
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"If Russia uses nuclear weapons in Ukraine, the Russian Black Sea Fleet will be deplatformed" - United States
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Nato should apply to join Ukraine.
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@tulpapilled Primordial thruthcells when organized societies just build a 155mm shell factory and turn the strong barbarian into red paste
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@Horesmi
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Ukrainian president records a message to prove he and the government are in the capital as Russian forces are assaulting the northern suburbs.
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My coworker died in battle.
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This takes unbelievable skill to pull off. Absolutely nanners.
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Clarification on my current situation. I live with my grandma, she is too weak to handle the bomb shelter. She is snoring in her room so hard I cannot hear gunshots. Hew words before going to bed were "I was born under fascist bombs, I will die under fascist bombs."
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@Horesmi
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My classmates went around breaking windows and torching cars during the Euromaindan for fun The hell are you talking about
@Mylovanov
Tymofiy Mylovanov
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Violence and looting in France makes no sense to me, a Ukrainian. Please help me understand. We Ukrainians have had 2 revolutions over the last 30 years, a declaration of Independence, and the Russian invasion. But no riots, no vandalism, no burning cars or destroying shops. 1/
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Ukrainian government releases actual debate tactics for talking with the Russian army
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I AM OUT OF KYIV Moving to safety. *slowly*
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Turns out only Tier 4 subs get a personal CIA Osprey evac from @VaushV Tier 1 subs get a Trabant from @mithaldu Am stuck in traffic PepeLa. Will leave Kyiv "at some point".
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@Horesmi
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A Russian column of 150 vehicles tried to attack from Sumy towards Chernigov. Took the wrong turn, went towards Poltava instead. Ran out of fuel. Ran away. Locals are hunting them down, take no prisoners. All vehicles captured by Ukrainian military.
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@Horesmi
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Russia can very much still win the war. Dumbfucks.
@Adam0902731
Kill it With FIRE
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This was the moment I realised Russia couldn’t win this war. What’s yours?
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BRUH LOOK AT POLAND
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