Kato @katocalvin Twitter profile

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Kato

24 days

not everytime jokes and antony. today i've a sweet deal for you😌 now lemme also say this ka annoying phrase for the first time in my life, DM for price! #mondaymotivation #dontshowmymumthistweethaha

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Kato

@katocalvin

9 months

i've started asking children if they remember me

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9 months

@____Vickk we've hit rock bottom

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9 months

@lumsbaby_ did he recognize you?😂

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8 months

for a PS5 i would've joined the waiters in clapping and singing

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9 months

@litttlebelle that's even more embarrassing😭

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2 years

i'm trynna be an UNPAID intern at your company and you want my high school results? do you want my sosh pictures as well?

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1 year

being an animal must be tough imagine watching your talking stage get slaughtered

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10 months

i just need like 15 minutes with a bouncing castle

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9 months

@dejiimole real

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@katocalvin

3 years

relatives think “eh you're so smallll” is a greeting. one day I'll describe someone's wife, she won't bilivit

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@katocalvin

1 year

miraculous: tales of bedbug and cat noir

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@ThePopTingz

1 year

Bedbugs have taken over Paris and have infested places like the subway, movie theaters, and the airport. Paris’ deputy mayor warns: “no one is safe.”

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2 years

pickpockets today: one man, one city, one night, one street, one journey, one dream

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2 years

What Radio and Weasel song is YOUR song?

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1 year

the next public holiday is independence day

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1 year

usher in the boys' gc rn:

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@katocalvin

11 months

billionaires are so boring i'd collect like 6 of my boys we buy a country

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1 year

just received UGX 28 as mtn interest payout, spoil your girl or i will

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5 months

@CM__LFC please proceed😭

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@katocalvin

2 years

street kids now approach jajes? young man under this mask i'm also praying the app says 9k not 9500

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@katocalvin

3 years

mfs post they own tweets and crop out the likes

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@katocalvin

1 year

your man is still posting that gabriel jesus goal and you think he's moved on from his ex

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@katocalvin

3 years

“so I killed her Kurt like Zouma” - some British rapper anytime now

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3 years

bro I deadass got 5 in CRE that's probably even blasphemy

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3 years

mfs waking up tomorrow single, with torn slips and 16 FPL points

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10 months

real last minute readers don't even have time to post a fat cow

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9 months

feb 14 is ash wednesday btw

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@katocalvin

1 year

apparently today my birthday so if you trynna send me some pilau and fries, a million or your sister i'm widdit

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@katocalvin

1 year

apparently today my half birthday so if you trynna send me some half pilau half fries, half a million or your half sister i'm widdit

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@katocalvin

3 years

Rest in peace Uncle. You prolly never even learnt my name but you were undoubtedly the most influential figure in my life. It was an honor being acquainted with am established member of society like yourself, and this I promise you, I'll do your name proud. Till we meet again.❤

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3 years

vaccinated or not, delete FPL

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@katocalvin

2 years

swear not every supermarket needs to bake its own bread we can just recognize supaloaf as our national bread

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@katocalvin

1 year

my momma has me saved as "calvin kato son" God forbid she confuse me with calvin kato daughter or calvin kato niece

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@katocalvin

3 years

guys who know too much soccer have the weakest FPL's

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3 years

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@katocalvin

2 years

i just be moving through y'all snap stories stealing sounds

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@katocalvin

2 years

uganda turning 60 makes me realize i can never be independent of you my queen. i think about you 60 times a minute cause you done colonized me. i lay my future in your hands. you ain't gotta reply though

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11 months

if cole and dylan sprouse have any respect for pop culture, they have an obligation to fulfill today

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@katocalvin

8 months

congratulations but i'm also trynna graduate. from a stalker to your lover

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@katocalvin

2 years

okay but why you moving around with a list of icks

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@katocalvin

3 years

the goal is to graduate by all means necessary

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3 years

yeah 2021 been shitty but it gave us buju

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3 years

why y'all hate men? some of us all we do is share memes and argue about football

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2 years

popcaan and drake dropped some heat but you're too busy slapping people

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@katocalvin

1 year

salah when McAllister asks to take a penalty:

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@katocalvin

9 months

me, you and your girl. we'll all die

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@katocalvin

7 months

i send a risky text and stay in the chat. let's see how you gon shut me down with my bitmoji staring at you

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@katocalvin

1 year

what happened to those "check under the crown" promotions? i could really use a free bicycle rn

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@katocalvin

2 years

someone's future husband is busy screenshotting a 100 day streak

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@katocalvin

4 years

*Second but amen

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4 years

You will be the first billionaire in your family.

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3 years

mfs in high school by now would've played CLB until it became a man

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1 year

21 savage seeing the cityzens win premiyur league:

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3 years

mfs come to your room and you have to adjust the music you listening to

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1 year

"you're weak like seven days" 11 y/o me:

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@katocalvin

2 years

love seeing hunnies in jerseys man like oh you like juventus, well you can ride me like a jeep

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@katocalvin

2 years

world @katocalvin day innit😏

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@katocalvin

2 years

guys legit be there nga they're not in love

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@katocalvin

2 years

if i die in a bomb blast today, weasel outshone radio in more songs than you think

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@katocalvin

1 year

why artists gotta wait till friday midnight to release? drop for me at 5:38pm on a tuesday when she isn't replying

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9 months

@meowmitchh 😂😂😂my villain arc would start right there

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1 year

radio and weasel legit sang about their boy's wife

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10 months

ssebo these guys in sanyu now kiss

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@katocalvin

1 year

bro i just witnessed a thief get beat up. maybe i should return this girl's heart

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@katocalvin

3 years

“how was the paper” bro how am I

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@katocalvin

6 months

victony guys need to categorize for me those tickets the way davido fc has. will i be in babylon? will i be in soweto?

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@katocalvin

3 years

this nigga pop has released two albums since he died. Kendrick and Ri should stop playing with us

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@katocalvin

2 years

never add back a white girl on snap

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6 months

whatsapp keeps freestyling the shade of green me i just need to know if she's really sleeping

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@katocalvin

6 months

atheists seeing easter monday fall on april fool's day:

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3 years

mfs smile with you the whole day then decide to read at 00:13

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3 years

mfs really saw no problem drinking water direct from a tap

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6 months

gents, today's the day to resurrect yourself in that one dm

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2 years

sleeping naked fun till you die in your sleep

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2 years

@decartes_1 @TenHagBall_ tbf man united have won every trophy they've ever competed for

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3 years

me as long as you're verified I'll believe any rumors you tweet

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8 months

beardless guys don't deserve anything today, they should wait for like easter. anti you decided to be an egg

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1 year

i just seen someone with a face mask i bet she still pays OTT

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@katocalvin

3 years

@MuwanguziAlvin read your username

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3 years

pretty girls DM'ing me to unlike they tweets

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2 years

"ateh we're not done buying players"

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1 year

@ManUtd we finally get vini vs wan-bisakka

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3 years

listened to Ed Sheeran singing Peru and I been jamming in San Fransiscoshire since

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11 months

supa strikers weren't even the best team in that league

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10 months

i just jumped over eastern gate to enter the university thank God my fit can't be mistaken for a thief's

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1 year

we're like 3 ugandans at home rn

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7 months

primary school teachers would look you in the face and tell you 1kg of feathers is as heavy as 1kg of elephant tusks

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3 years

y'all think Grealish wears his socks low cause his calves will tear them?

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6 months

spotify dj playing over the speakers, no fpl stress, no kids, this that dream martin luther king had

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3 years

“omg Kato your memes are so funnyyy” ok then let meme hithit

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2 years

i be trying hard not to screenshot and post every song i listen to

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2 years

i just need 5 gurus we start planning an odd 500 for that weekend before valentine's

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3 years

bro I'm like 3 jerseys behind schedule

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@katocalvin

1 year

it's been fun y'all but my favorite ex texted

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@katocalvin

10 months

depositing 2 thousand shillings on a saturday afternoon, doesn't get more obvious than that

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9 months

@kakeetomatthew bro i'd be on my way to santorini rn

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@katocalvin

2 years

@brfootball under 11.5 guys:

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@katocalvin

2 years

love seeing i'm in someone's circle man. i be feeling like a radius

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2 years

quadruple had a half-life of one week

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8 months

if you've never used perfect combi as a snap sound dm me your bank details

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4 years

@goal

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@katocalvin

2 years

academic comeback about to go harder than barça-psg

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