Chris @CM__LFC Twitter profile

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Chris

@CM__LFC

2 years

When the deciding pub quiz question is ‘name a Spanish former Manchester United midfielder’ and the full name escapes you

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@CM__LFC

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Pause for me to quit again and I’ll do your other knee in you little bastard @DiogoJota18

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@CM__LFC

3 years

We did

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@UTDTrey

3 years

ENJOY THE EUROPA LEAGUE LIVERPOOL HAHAHAHA

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@CM__LFC

3 years

Not the league that's only had 2 different winners in 36 years piping up

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@spfl

3 years

That's not football. This is football. #SPFL

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@LFCLaurie

2 years

Nah I’m sorry, but Cody Gakpo is absolutely pointless. He does nothing.

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2 years

Went to the GP as I've knocked my head. Doctor's asked where the pain is, so I pointed to my temple and he's gone "nah his influence is unmatched wtffff" ?????

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@CM__LFC

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Ahmed دانلوس

@Ehler_Danlos

3 years

@LFC Apology accepted. We move on. FSG are the reason why we are competing with Barca and Madrid instead of Stoke and Villa.

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@CM__LFC

2 years

Don't they already have Kroos, Modric, Camavinga, Casemiro and Valverde in that position? Can't help but think he'd be one Tchouameni

The Anfield Talk

@TheAnfieldTalk

2 years

(🟢) NEW: Aurelien Tchouameni has chosen Real Madrid. He will sign for €80m. [RMC]

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@CM__LFC

3 years

Imagine going back in time and showing him this without any context, he’d spend every day in perpetual fear of being hit by a car

Standard News

@standardnews

3 years

You can now take a close-up look of @MarcusRashford 's mural in Manchester with Google Street View 📸 Read more here:

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@CM__LFC

1 year

L’Oreal Classico

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@Atalanta_BC

1 year

See you soon, @afcbournemouth 👋🍒 🔗 #GoAtalantaGo ⚫️🔵

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@CM__LFC

3 years

Must’ve used our batch

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@ErlingRoIe

3 years

🚨Ruben Dias has tested positive to being the best CB in the world

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@CM__LFC

2 years

An evening flight? That’s the kind of thing you only see in the movies, fair fucking play

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@UtdFaithfuls

2 years

🚨 Erik ten Hag has confirmed that Man Utd are flying back home tonight so the players can recover in time to face Leicester this Sunday. This man isn't joking 😳

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@CM__LFC

2 years

3 out of the last 4 UCL finals might be all English... this comp's turning into a sexier FA Cup

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@CM__LFC

1 year

One “mystery shopper” from the UAE was left dumbfounded after purchasing a mug mistakenly labelled as £499,000,000, rather than £4.99. However, despite the store’s offer to rectify their mistake, the man has generously decided to honour the purchase. @MENnewsdesk

Manchester News MEN

@MENnewsdesk

1 year

A huge new Manchester City club store has opened at the Arndale

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@CM__LFC

4 years

Thiago tackles like I do when I’m 5-0 down on FIFA

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@CM__LFC

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Trent (Fan)

@MartinFalse9

2 years

A draw feels like a loss when you're going up against Manchester City.

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@CM__LFC

2 years

Trent before the goal 💀

MCFC_preccyforreal

@RolandPrecious6

2 years

Gakpo after that goal: #Liverpool #LIVEVE #PremierLeague #salah

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@CM__LFC

4 years

LFC training sessions

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@CM__LFC

2 years

Dressed like he got the short-end of Steve Irwin’s will

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@TaylorRooks

2 years

Kylian Mbappé excited for his first time at the NBA draft! ⚽️🏀

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@CM__LFC

3 years

"Oooh look at us we're Man City and we play attractive football and consistently win games" fuck off man

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@CM__LFC

2 years

He’s not even on about the game, he’s making a visit to Ramos’ gaff in Paris beforehand

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@MoSalah

2 years

We have a score to settle.

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@CM__LFC

3 years

So I told Trezeguet to sleep on the plane.. he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahahaha!

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4 years

“I once played a full season at CB for the Premier League champions despite having no previous experience of professional football”

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@CM__LFC

3 years

@LFC Naby Keita fitness update?

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@CM__LFC

2 years

Darwin Nunez emptying his pockets:

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@CM__LFC

2 years

Diaz listening to Harvey rant about finding multiple snapchat streaks on his girlfriends phone

SPORTbible

@sportbible

2 years

Klopp on Luis Diaz: "He's really close with Curtis, with Harvey. I have no idea how they talk!" 🤣

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@CM__LFC

11 months

You’re always shouting anyway you insufferable melon

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@DannyAarons

11 months

If Romero did what Curtis Jones did you'd all be shouting for him to get a red card

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@CM__LFC

5 months

@donkopleone @DiogoJota18 Had to look at the pricks face immediately after just to rub it in

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@CM__LFC

3 years

Prince Phillips last words 😢

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@CM__LFC

3 years

Might be the most satisfying strike I’ve ever seen

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@CM__LFC

2 years

@anthonygordon How are you feeling about the challenge of adapting to a 46-game season instead of 38? Are you expecting any major changes to your training routine/diet?

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@CM__LFC

2 years

Hi @MerseyPolice not sure if you're still doing those illegal streaming arrests but my current coordinates are 53.400294, -2.992513

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@CM__LFC

4 years

“What do you mean your tip is injured?”

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@CM__LFC

3 years

“I win a 3-0, he must win a 3-0”

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.....

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@CM__LFC

1 year

A verdict was reached after the prosecution utilised the ‘FaceTime Test’, whereby Memphis Depay stood in to video call the defendant, and ultimately revealed that he did indeed ‘see evil’ in the man.

Football España

@footballespana_

1 year

Santi Mina has been condemned to four years in prison, after his appeal against sexual abuse charges was rejected.

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@CM__LFC

3 years

Looooool Brandon Williams accidentally posting our parade in celebration 😭😭

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@CM__LFC

4 years

“Nemanja Vidic? Yeah I know that guy. He cleans my boots for me.”

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@CM__LFC

2 years

PL 23/24: 1. City 115pts 2. Liverpool 114pts

Sam McGuire

@SamMcGuire90

2 years

City on course for a 78 point season.

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@CM__LFC

2 years

What a season for Everton man. Avoided relegation, won the league with City, two cup finals with Chelsea and a UCL final with Madrid to look forward to 🙌

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1 year

Ten Hag got up early so his wife couldn’t say “honey wake up it’s 8”, fair enough

utdreport

@utdreport

1 year

All of the #mufc players reported for training by 9am this morning. Ten Hag had already been at Carrington for two hours before they arrived [men]

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@CM__LFC

3 years

He can equal Lampard’s managerial achievements on December 11th if he ends up shouting at Klopp that day

Aston Villa

@AVFCOfficial

3 years

Aston Villa Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Steven Gerrard as our new Head Coach. 🟣

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@CM__LFC

3 years

Doing parts of what Robertson's been doing consistently for 3 years straight and they're getting carried away

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@TheFergusonWay

3 years

Luke Shaw is without question the best LB in the world right now and it shouldn't even be up for debate.

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@CM__LFC

1 year

These two Will Still’s collided in the Battle of Mitoma’s Diploma on Boxing Day 1963. The chances of this happening are 1 in 22,000.

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@CM__LFC

3 years

PSG vs City is going to divide so many households in Abu Dhabi

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@MGH

3 years

Three assists for Scotland tonight, playing at CB. 🎯🎯🎯 Is Kieran Tierney is better than Andy Robertson?

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@CM__LFC

3 years

I had no idea Foden was a financial strategist too, fair enough

City Chief

@City_Chief

3 years

One got to the #UCL final, won the Premier League and the Carabao Cup as well as the PL YPOTY. The other’s club is fighting bankruptcy and won the Copa del Rey. 🤨 Guess who ranked higher…

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@CM__LFC

3 years

Ugliest win I’ve ever seen. Fair play to Burnley though sometimes you just have to put your hands up and say I hope they get relegated

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@CM__LFC

3 years

Bav 🕊️🇵🇸

@iiMiaSanMia

3 years

Trent is the most overrated player in the world, he’s getting into goat rbs conversations when he can’t even start for England.. I would bet that in 5 years time he would be in Leeds United at best

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3 years

You can tell so much about a person from the way they treat animals. Kurt Zouma's an absolutely vile compassionless cunt

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Professional Footballers' Association

@PFA

3 years

🏆 The PFA Players’ Player of the Year Award 2021 | @DeBruyneKev 👏 🙌🙌🙌 @ManCity @BelRedDevils #PFAawards #POTY #deviltime 🇧🇪

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@CM__LFC

5 months

GOAL Jota ‘94 - LFC 4-3 Wolves C. LIV 90pts 2. MCI 89pts 3. ARS 89pts

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@CM__LFC

5 months

Pause for me to quit again and I’ll do your other knee in you little bastard @DiogoJota18

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@CM__LFC

4 months

Tuning into Feyenoord vs Please Proceed Pigeons

LFC Transfer Room

@LFCTransferRoom

4 months

🚨🇳🇱 | MANAGERIAL UPDATE Fayenoord's Arne Slot is now the bookies favourite to take over from Jürgen Klopp at Liverpool. 💥🔥

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@CM__LFC

1 year

This midfield rebuild

Anfield Edition

@AnfieldEdition

1 year

🥈| Brighton midfielder Moises Caicedo is not on Liverpool’s transfer shortlist this summer. The Ecuadorian is admired by the club, but his price tag is set to be too high. [ @SportsPeteO for @footyinsider247 ]

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@CM__LFC

3 years

They're claiming moderately water-resistant outerwear now

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@nikic2019

3 years

Just recalled this photo I took on Saturday when there was a monsoon in the main stand lol. Are these coats a scouse thing?! 😂

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3 years

I’m crying imagine showing yourself this picture this time last year

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@CM__LFC

3 years

“We are so poor, more than you believe”

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

3 years

Pep Guardiola: “With the economy in world football now, there’s more chance we are *not* going to sign a striker this summer. With current prices, we are not going to buy any striker. It's impossible, we can not afford. All clubs struggling financially, us as well”. 🔵 #MCFC

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2 years

Hilarious mate, will give you that one, 9-1

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4 years

Nemanja Vidic

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@CM__LFC

3 years

I am genuinely jealous of the people unironically laughing in the QTs. How can you go through life being that easily entertained. Must be amazing

B/R Football

@brfootball

3 years

Gareth Bale packing for the Euros...

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3 years

He said

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@CM__LFC

3 years

Bit funny that they’ve said this but chosen a photo of our front three doing promo for a Champions League final, and theirs away at Bournemouth

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@CM__LFC

2 years

Our fans piecing together social media clues despite PSV confirming it themselves 48 hours ago

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@Ifcluke

2 years

Alisson started following Gakpo. It’s done

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4 years

“I’m not too sure what happened to be honest, I think I just lost my concentr- you going to finish those crisps?”

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@CM__LFC

4 years

The Premier League

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@CM__LFC

2 years

Let’s not go down this hole

CityzenV

@CityzenV

2 years

Wait a minute 👀

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3 years

I got Hendo on the back of my shirt as a ‘safe’ option because the previous 3 I bought have Coutinho, Torres and Robbie Keane….

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3 years

how'd he see it 😰🤯

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4 years

My blood is boiling...

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3 years

HOW DOES HE DO IT

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@CM__LFC

2 years

Fears have become reality as the Anfield dressing room is in turmoil in light of Liverpool's wage structure reshuffle, with Curtis Jones being the latest player to request a wage increase in excess of £400,000p/w. [ @JamesPearceLFC ]

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3 years

Bloke was ahead of the curve

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2 years

If City beat us to the Prem and UCL I am genuinely never watching football again

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@CM__LFC

3 years

The Ballon D'Or post Messi and CR7 is just going to be who fits best into a venn diagram of club and country team success

City Chief

@City_Chief

3 years

John Stones: - Premier League Champion - League Cup Winner - UCL Finalist - 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁-𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 defender to keep 𝟱 consecutive clean-sheets for #ENG in a major tournament. Ballon d'Or candidate? 🤔

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3 years

bell lebron again lad

Sky Sports News

@SkySportsNews

3 years

Real Madrid have made a £137m (€160m) bid to sign Kylian Mbappe from Paris Saint-Germain.

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@CM__LFC

3 years

Yeah mate Nat Phillips and Florentino Perez masterminded the whole scheme together did they

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3 years

Boos and chants of ‘scum’ as the #LFC team coach arrives at Elland Road

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He did the thing

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No player accumulated more xFTPTBOTN (First To Pick The Ball Out The Net) today than Ruben Dias (1.76). Gargantuan mentality. 💪🇵🇹

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Dias first to pick the ball out of the net there, absolute class 👏👏

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Game week 3

Liverpool FC

@LFC

3 years

An update on Harvey Elliott, as he withdraws from the #YoungLions squad ⤵️

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@JamesPearceLFC I'd need a drink after playing that shite too

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天蝎座

@UtdEIIis

4 years

Thiago ain’t even better than McTominay if we’re keeping it real.

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@CM__LFC

2 years

Madrid were wearing shirts with the #14 on them after the semi. Don’t believe me? Google “Benzema underage prostitute”

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@Watch_LFC

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Karim Benzema: “Liverpool think they have already won the match.”

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@GNev2

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Wijnaldum ( maybe spelt wrong )

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Bruno to protesters crowding around the penalty spot

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2 years

Salah's record

Fantasy Premier League

@OfficialFPL

2 years

Goal - HAALAND (who else) Assist - STONES Man City 3-0 Nott’m Forest (38 mins) #FPL #MCINFO

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4 years

Diogo Jota uses Eusebio on FIFA Ultimate Team... 👀 Could we see Eusebio in red next season? 🇵🇹 #LFC

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4 months

We’re gonna be the first club to be AI-managed

David Ornstein

@David_Ornstein

4 months

🚨 EXCL: West Ham in talks over ambitious move for Ruben Amorim if David Moyes goes. Julen Lopetegui also assessed but Amorim current top target. #WHUFC said to appeal but unclear where they sit among 39yo’s options. Liverpool looks unlikely @TheAthleticFC

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@CM__LFC

3 years

Do they assume that all their fans suffer from alzheimer's or something I swear this is the 5th time they've announced him

Manchester United

@ManUtd

3 years

𝙉𝙤𝙬 it's official. Ladies and gentlemen: introducing @RaphaelVarane ! 🔴👋 #MUFC

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3 years

"... and this final is 15 minutes away from going to a McPenalty Shootout! Speaking of 15 minutes, learn how 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance with GEICO... and Firmino goes close but drags his shot wide"

The Anfield Talk

@TheAnfieldTalk

3 years

DAZN are willing to pay $3.5 billion for TV rights to the European Super League. [Gazzetta dello Sport]

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3 years

Mbappe’s conscience is a little Scouse girl, I don’t know why some people aren’t convinced it’s happening

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4 years

“Wait rewind a second, a 6”1” kebab?”

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2 years

What’s wrong with her now?

Sky Sports News

@SkySportsNews

2 years

BREAKING: Manchester City say that their team bus was attacked leaving Anfield last night.

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oooowweeeeee wupwupwupwuwpup boop boop awuwuwu bleeeetututu bop piiiiii boop pi pi boop wup wuuup wawawa tut tuuuuut pi pi pi boop wa. Guy Mowbray was at Selhurst Park to watch this one.