jessica @jvssixa489 Twitter profile

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jessica

@jvssixa489

2 months

no longer feeling sad and miserable😊

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jessica

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12 days

is this not literally a hate crime

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5 months

thinking about when lil xan broke up with noah cyrus bc she sent him this meme and he thought it was a real picture she took of charlie puth

white guy eating cheetos w/ chopsticks

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5 months

The fuck ever happened to lil xan

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5 months

there’s so many modern family clips I could include but just this short snippet is so good

no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉

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6 months

who got that one sitcom clip

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5 months

why tf did she tag charlie puth

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5 months

the dean walking in with the most banal news while dressed the campiest way possible

no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉

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6 months

who got that one sitcom clip

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7 months

@indianloonie this shit traumatized me as a kid I had no idea who john goodman was but I feared the name for years to come after catching a glimpse of this on the laptop of a girl babysitting me

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7 months

thinking ab this today

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3 months

everyone’s posting clips of Conan being a great, lovable guy, but I haven’t seen anyone post this cruel character Conan does where he turns into an evil city slicker whenever he’s around Jack McBrayer, including playing Deuling Banjos which forces Jack to clog against his will😔

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11 days

“I’m mexican and I found it funny” okay and so am I and I found it funny too so now what? should we make out?

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5 months

@slimegirlmarx2 unfortunately no one’s getting your reference. tbf it is a deep cut

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5 months

omg this blew up! did you know there are bugs under your skin? free them

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5 months

@youryasmin_ that’s crazy u guys had the exact same thought

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5 months

wow this did numbers! I don’t have anything to promote but I am inside your walls

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8 months

@Hoopztarot this is his reaction to her being pregnant. it’s so weird and sad hearing her laugh to his reaction and the way he acts in other videos. her whole page is full of videos showing their weird dynamic and I hope one day soon she realizes she deserves better.

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1 year

@criminalplaza “I’m very worried about the cat because every time I see this man […] he’s progressively getting worse and worse” “You can tell he’s on some sort of something so my biggest fear is somethings going to happen to this man and no one’s gonna be here to take care of his cat” Insane

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jessica

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3 months

here they are talking about the bit (it’s mostly Conan bullying Jack again)

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3 months

When Conan sent America’s Sweetheart Jack McBrayer to The Weiner’s Circle in Chicago where the staff is famously mean and after berating him for a while, they let him join the staff

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2 months

@atrophicbtrfly girl u literally got me in trouble I’ve been telling him literally all day that he should explain it to me later😭😭

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@jvssixa489

11 days

if you’re reading this please look at this edit my sister made of our dog and also feel free to tell me ur in love with me

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5 months

please watch this edit my sister made of our dopey dog

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jessica

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2 months

every person here is evil and has committed atrocious acts and I know that in my heart to be true

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2 months

Frat party in the 90s, not a single phone in sight

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@Mo_F_Ali @willsgardevoir

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5 months

please watch this edit my sister made of our dopey dog

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2 years

@OldHagPosting @Smartguyy Controles Her Physco Ass

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4 months

@Eli_Sandwiches “No way man I look jacked” is a great response ngl

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5 months

of course THIS is the tweet that blows up 🤣🤣 I programmed an entity that will cause destruction and kill those within a 10 mile radius when you say the word ‘jetski’ around it. it looks exactly like a normal human so I’d just avoid saying that word in public just in case

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2 months

@iconnnorpop she’s got it

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11 months

@JUNlPER @marionumber4 This is Apple’s best feature

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9 months

@OkButStill anything sent after “Hi! I noticed-” will be the angriest most passive aggressive thing you will ever read in your life

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1 year

@islandthembo “And there you have it” have what exactly ?

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5 months

I will not do promo I will only show u my dog. his name is Arf.

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5 months

@elektranataliaa I never thought of it like that but ur so right

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7 years

@ricardojkay @softsappho “Ya but it loops dw”

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jessica

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3 years

@G0NTER @KIINGSHlT @banksnohilary If someone said “people need to stop promoting under their tweets”, would u reply “say some ppl bc I don’t do this shit”?? If someone said “people need to be aware of this!”, would u reply “say some ppl bc I already know about this”?? No. (1/3)

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5 months

if ur reading this please look at this edit my sister made of our dog and also feel free to tell me ur in love with me

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5 months

please watch this edit my sister made of our dopey dog

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jessica

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2 months

@blephin_ Girlfriend Dad

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jessica

@jvssixa489

8 months

Idk if you’ll get me but this show’s vibe and timing is so off like the pacing is so weird. they do that thing where they kinda interrupt each other in this weird tone that seems to try to sound profound? and then the laugh tracks are never where u think they’ll be. it’s just off

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@SZAASEXUAL

8 months

im so sorry but girl meets world was so unserious like WHAT

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4 months

@michellelynking a tweet that makes you set your phone down and go “wow….”

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3 months

@jakeprizant_ this is so well done it’s insane

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@jvssixa489

2 months

first picture reads coworkers, second picture reads chemistry, sex, romance, fire, soulmates, toxic sex. things jessie knows nothing about, and certainly not with woody.

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2 months

woody and jessie or woody and bo peep

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jessica

@jvssixa489

3 years

@G0NTER @KIINGSHlT @banksnohilary So why do u feel the need to say this when women talk about their experiences with men? Like obviously the topic of this tweet is the men who ARE doing this. So why do u feel the need to jump in and say u don’t? (2/3)

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jessica

@jvssixa489

7 months

bragging bc my friendship lack way more emotional connections than urs 😎 u wouldn’t even be able to handle how cruel my friends are to me 😎

Joey Hospital 👉🌌

@ihvaloadedgun

7 months

the average woman would explode if made to experience male friendship for a millisecond

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3 years

@G0NTER @KIINGSHlT @banksnohilary U should evaluate ur true intentions in jumping in uninvited to say this shit whenever women talk about their negative experiences with men. (3/3)

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2 months

@Douggernaut_2 I cannot believe this is such a perfect use of this video

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7 months

@isflamboyantlad @wisegirldrew what if flo rida saw this and cried

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3 years

@TAEHY3RIM @KaleGuts @ddpain_ Love it sm

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10 months

@CYBRWHRE @saintdutchess @cafewindows This was so hard to get through but I really recommend watching it

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3 months

@n3ckf @cisgenderhaver @iris_IGB I’m sure it would cheer her up immensely to know that you think some men would be willing to choose her over the actually super pretty girl because she’s a safer bet who would not reject you— or at least you assume she inherently wouldn’t because how could she, being so ugly?

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8 months

@avanjogiasslut @laniesarchive yesss it’s this super weird timing that I can’t quite put my finger on but it has to do with the way they cut each other off and use the same self-important tone for every line

jessica

@jvssixa489

8 months

Idk if you’ll get me but this show’s vibe and timing is so off like the pacing is so weird. they do that thing where they kinda interrupt each other in this weird tone that seems to try to sound profound? and then the laugh tracks are never where u think they’ll be. it’s just off

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8 months

@CBD42O this is a fan favorite in our household

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@willsgardevoir she was just being a silly goofy girl

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jessica

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3 years

@SmarkHenry @wifeguyreloaded twitter user darkhumor68 with the bio “fluent in English and sarcasm. Prepare to get your feelings hurt” after seeing this picture on genzmoments: this generation is doomed

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jessica

@jvssixa489

8 months

I love Scott Aukerman and Paul F Tompkins’ friendship bc they certainly love each other but about 50% of their interactions on @ComedyBangBang or @threedomusa make me think they hate each other’s guts

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9 months

@tegietown @WORM_L0VER lmaooo idek anything about this but she straight up said “I don’t know what you’re talking about. everyone here is normal.”

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jessica

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4 months

me nodding and retweeting this and then seeing the first reply and going “oh” and changing my nod into a disappointed head shake in one fluid motion while I undo my retweet

RFH🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor)

@hollowearthterf

4 months

Many of you don’t understand that body positivity became a thing because in the 2000s you were considered disgustingly fat if you looked like this

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6 months

pussy from a girl with fun facts on hand

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9 months

@nathanharenice insanely quick turnaround time

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8 months

I will wait forever

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@jvssixa489

11 days

this is all part of the lore kinda or it’s just a funny video to me

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6 months

when it was my mexican mom’s birthday and her brother wouldn’t stop blasting the american national anthem for some reason

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4 years

@johnmlaney Finally a fancam of 90s-early 2000s Conan thank you

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1 year

@cuteassabelxo @seven7heavens So close!! He is wearing a shirt in these pictures💕

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1 year

@jbfan911 looking for my future gym buddy. We’ll get along if you can understand my sarcasm. We’ll get along if you like my dog. STOP!

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5 months

@Kafka_Twigs every day of my life

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7 months

@KylePlantEmoji only real keyboard enthusiasts will understand this one !

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9 days

@Donk__TK MY POINT FUCKJJKJKKK

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13 days

@SomaKazima the way he was already going into lie-mode by saying “he’s saying that I hit him?” before the other officer says “he has video of you hitting him”. almost wish he held off on that info to see the cop straight up deny hitting him before being hit with the video

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6 months

thread of lewissaunderson38’s most insane “acting videos” 🪡

Ozempic Saint 🎟️

@Saintjon18

7 months

Like what 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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5 months

mark normand walking in on his wife cheating on him with his childhood best friend: woah! oh jeez. here we go. hey it happens! yeah… oh boy, yeah, you never know, always gotta stay on your toes. oh jeez. it sure does hurt though huh? golly! yuh yuh yuh

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Comedian Mark Normand was rushed off stage after crazy interaction during his set

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7 months

I’m so curious about their relationship. what is their dynamic like? does he treat her well? do u think they fight and have healthy conversations where they address the fight afterwards? they couldn’t possibly… could they?

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4 months

@kittenm1ttens obsessed with every single reaction here

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7 months

@Roganoid @laserboat999 you’re not appreciating what u have tbh. grass is always greener.

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9 months

@alyxburke @heteroslavia Hitler’s problematic moments and tweets a thread 🧵

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@jvssixa489

4 months

Nothing tops this, sorry

NBAVante😈💜

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4 months

what is the most insane thing someone has said during a interview

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4 months

@impeachpicnic love u peach

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@powcampsurvivor big fan of these

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7 months

@falshay_ @REDSEASHAWTY I think that’s good bc that’s just how she honestly felt. I appreciate her honesty and transparency about how she felt. many influencers don’t do that.

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1 year

@shoshonahope @socialaskan Genuinely well-written and powerful. Paints a vivid scene full of emotion. The reveal is perfect. 10s across the board

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11 days

this is my destiny I can’t fight it

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1 month

Mexican culture is finding toxicas hot

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4 months

when Norm Macdonald stopped by on Conan’s last show after being kicked off the Tonight Show and read him a card he wrote him seven months earlier when he originally got the job

NBAVante😈💜

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4 months

what is the most insane thing someone has said during a interview

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11 months

@thedevilslvt @shesungodly Yeah it would hurt my feelings if my dad was so persistent about this “joke”

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1 year

@nonbinarybooty the way his tweet has TWENTY THOUSAND VIEWS and zero likes !!

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@jvssixa489

9 months

PLEASE HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO SCROLL TO GET TO ACTUAL HUMAN REPLIES I’M SO SICK OF LIVING THIS WAY

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9 months

HELLO?

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5 months

🔫 vote

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5 months

is love real

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7 months

hi if ur seeing this, this message is for u and u only: I am sad can u go like my pinned plz

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3 months

@Shady_2311 she just tweeted “the guy next to me on my flight wouldn’t say a word to me but kept pounding mini shots and at one point I tried to make convo and asked him if we were over the ocean yet and he curtly said ‘yes that is the ocean.’ and put his airpods back in. is it over for me?”

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6 months

pussy from a girl who has strange desires

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5 months

idk I feel like I could chill out and sit on a plane’s wing while it’s in flight. doesn’t look like it’s going that fast. I could handle it.

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Mexican culture is finding toxicas hot

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2 months

@BigMorito @ItsCoachDame bro literally pulled this

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jessica

@jvssixa489

6 months

when a guy says “hey this song reminded me of you” what he rly means is “hey I’ve been thinking ab eating ur pussy from the back and seeing u wear my shirt after lmk if this works for u”

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2 months

@bazzoka_joke thank fuck

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15 days

every single one of these scenarios has happened to me

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9 months

lol they’re fr perfect for each other, she’s giving out all this info literally the next day

Muted. Argue with yourself.

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9 months

Have y’all seen that lady on TikTok whose husband is an alcoholic and she’s a bartender (???). He left the house while she was sleep to go to a bar and get drunk. He came back with a stranger who was scoping the house, their NEW house,

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