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yoo chill im just a vessel ! didnt mean to flex on u bro Im just a vessel ,

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@CBD42O
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i wish girls who want boob jobs and girls who want boob reductions could just like. venmo each other some tity.
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who is ariana's therapist and are they accepting new clients
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born too late to be able to purchase a home off my 9 to 5 salary, born too early to cash out off of 15 minutes of tiktok fame, born at just the right time to receive 30 class action settlement payments of $20 - $300
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@CBD42O
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cig lizard you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they'll kill you.
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office culture is someone bringing in donuts and everyone for some reason refusing to take a whole one and cutting off 3/8 of the donut and then at the end of the day there's like 17/25ths of 9 different donuts left
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today my therapist said "carrying that shame isn't serving" (implied "you") as in it isn't benefitting me. but due to the specific brain worms i have it made me laugh interpreting it in a gay person way. like thats so true, shame is kind of antithetical to serving
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beautiful home, gay husband who doesn't even live there most of the time, both cheating.....it hurts to see other people living your dreams 😔
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The fact that the Marchioness of Cholmondeley is cheating on her husband, the Marquess of Cholmondeley with bald-headed William when her own husband is 63 and still looks like this… head full of hair? AND he has a beautiful home??? Girl
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dude your posture was so fucked up last night bro. your shoulders were so rounded man what the hell. your ears and shoulders were NOT lined up with your vertical midline and it was scaring all the hoes.
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having a bakery that opens at 10:30 am is so unserious. new york loves to do this. they dont even stay open particularly late in the afternoon either
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the farmers market thing i go to is doing a matchmaking service (lol) and i filled out the google sheet because what do i have to lose at this point
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the Lil Uzi Vert is a Bad Bitch narrative continues wow goals
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dinner with pawpaw tonight...❤️ he made 12 burgers for all 6 grandkids and im the only one who showed 😢 love him
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not only did pusha t call himself daddy from his dogs IG, he also commented "thanx son"
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journaling is so sick you can write bad poems and post cringe in there and no one even knows
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i had to get really stoned to sleep ln bc i drank a redbull at 10 pm but i just ended up making this lol
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. @POTUS tells reporters no chances of a ceasefire in Gaza: “None, no possibility.”
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just learned that betty boop had 2 bfs: a fat dog and a gay guy
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bored. posting glutes idc
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@CBD42O
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i forgot this was him lmao he's so cool
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yea she's a queen
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i think part of why firefighters are hot is the big pants like ok u got that shit on fr
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@CBD42O
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i should have just said people here smh my bad
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spent so long looking for this
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my new thing is having 3-5 glasses of wine and Replying
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why is this muscle diagram kinda serving
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"what r u going to gain from it" is actually like. a really good question to ask urself and others regularly
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What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
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@CBD42O
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anyone: how old are you me: time is not something i acknowledge
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@CBD42O
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im the person at the ssense photo shoots who points a gun at the models so they look scared
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there should genuinely be ways to set your browser and social feeds to not display AI generated content. i know that is not gonna happen bc it interrupts the tech money grab thats happening rn but like....ethically it should exist
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some of my fav spring looks
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BUT now the farmers market account keeps watching my instagram stories and its like ok this is where i go to signal i am spiraling this is NOT information i want used to set me up on a date....please look away while i post that im listening to Agony by Yung Lean at 9am
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all men in their 20s do is juul, watch ur instagram stories, have navy blue sheets, do fantasy sports leagues and lie
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There's so many beautiful places I can't wait to see when I travel the world 👌🌎✈️😍😍😍
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this push notification is always so AGGRESSIVE like please not so loud i am on the taco bell app trying to see if they have the giant cheez it
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i want to eat this dress so bad. forbidden fruit roll up
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just an abuser reminiscing about the good old days of giving another abuser a platform. good vibes only no negativity pls
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anyone who is capable of finding anything negative in me posting this link... what the fuck is wrong with you? this is him. this is a recording of our first conversation and it exposed him to the world. this shit changed thousands of lives.
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$1.69 that’s the cost of my vegan dinner but apparently that’s too expensive for people addicted to cheese & meat
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@hell_doe lmfao EXACTLY. i feel like a lot of these places operate on kind of random days of the week too like i can barely remember my own schedule what am i supposed to do with this
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backup cameras are overkill. they are an insult to the divine connection between man and machine. you should simply have an innate awareness of where the car is. if you listen to your heart you will know
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last night i texted someone and they didn't have my number saved and i was embarrassed and didn't want to explain so i texted them a link to cheap ray bans so they would think i was a bot
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briennes taller than tormund? get her out of this war she should be hooping
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vote 💙
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this is just big pants?????
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"i work at vice and pay $1937 to live in a box with no windows. come to my dj set in brooklyn. admire my $300 t shirt. wah the train sucks"
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im on acid in a small town in wisconsin and we watched a man lay still for like an hour and then catch a seagull with his hands???? help
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2:16 am on a saturday reading fragrantica reviews
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thinking about how how the main thing nick and danielle from love is blind have in common is that they both hate danielle
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who cares
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this might shock some of y’all but two bisexuals of the opposite gender who are dating is not and will never be the same as two heterosexual people dating
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okay fair i guess
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sansa n bran are at winterfell eating a cheese plate
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(drank on an empty stomach and a medication i'm not supposed to drink on, did a few bumps, stayed out til 4 am, slept 3 hours, drank a cold brew, biked 12 miles) hey does anyone know why i feel like shit rn?
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me watching the waiter take someone's plate with an untouched pickle still on it
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i'm so high i've been laughing at AI generated memes for like 2 hours. they're so much better than anything man has ever made
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choose ur fighter
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why
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why won't anyone respond i'm here to make friends
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quote this with a conversation with your parent
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fuck mary kill chicago man edition: improv comedian, indie rock band adjacent, mid century modern furniture guy
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they should i invent a man with a communication style that is normal
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going to the lake does anyone need anything
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when I like a hot celebrity woman's pic it's cute im just supporting the girlies but when a guy does it it's disgusting pathetic and thirsty
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wrong. MM/DD/YYYY more effectively represents how we use the calendar and also it makes more sense when youre saving files and can auto sort them so items from the same month stay together
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DD/MM/YYYY is the superior date format , MM/DD/YYYY is just dumb.
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every time Shia does something James Franco prolly reads about it & slams his fist on a table like "FUCK why didnt I think of that"
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"i lived near cabrini green" ok so u lived in river north and poor people shopped at the same walgreens as u sometimes lmfao
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@jeandeauxmusic Zip it. BTW, I lived in Chicago for a long time. Kept a loaded shotgun under my bed because I lived very near Cabrini Green. Now Chicago wants even more. You should visit Galts Gulch. It's a fantastic place.
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seeing rico nasty today keep thinking about when @goofyuniversity said her music makes u wanna disrespect a substitute teacher
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posting fit from last night 0:)
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sorry i can't make it to your party i have a headache from straining to suck a too thick milkshake out of a straw
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i'm not trying to be rude about the dog btw that's just how wikipedia described him
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took winnie to the vet yesterday and the vet pulled her fur and then was like "sorry i love huskies i was hoping she was blowing her coat because its really fun to pull it out in clumps" but like i understood her exactly. it is really satisfying to get a good chunk
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when men make songs like "if i wasn't rich and poppin would u still be down"
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am i overanalyzing or am i just attuned to the subtext. theres no way to know unfortunately
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y'all always have time to talk about Megan thee Stallion but what about Jesus thee Salvation? if he hadn't died for our sins we would all be having an eternal "hot girl summer" in hell! talk about that!
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drunk people keep wandering into the dog pop up and not realizing it's a dog bar and being so shook lol. some girl just stumbled in and saw winnie and screamed "A REAL LIVE PEANUT"
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frank ocean cover Landslide challenge
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he's so unbothered
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@henocksileshi how are u guys this wrong ab ur own songs damn
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pros of going to space: -would probably be the hottest person there -won't run into anyone i know -closer to satellites so better wifi (?)
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i think everyone who is going thru it should be able to sit by the pool until they feel better. it should be provided by the government
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downloaded a dating app last night and immediately had a nightmare about ethical non monogamy
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YALL imlaughjng i SWORE this dress was gonna be hot but i look like the ghost of a dust bowl era widow whos evil husband died of scarlet fever then went thru a hoe phase that ended w being hospitalized for hysteria & jumped out the window of the psych ward & haunts the building
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@local__celeb sometimes i try to figure out which one they would show of me but then i remember no one has ever liked or even perceived me at all
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just drank 1.5 lbs of cold brew and feeling some anxiety? unfortunately nothing could be done to predict or prevent this
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none of these things are true but it's great bait and also so glad to see homie hopper representation
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IT IS DRIVING ME FUCKING INSANE HOW DIRTY YOU ALL DID THIS MAN. IMAGINE LITERALLY ANY OTHER CANDIDATE DOING THIS. WE DONT DESERVE HIM
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sometimes i still laugh thinking about when i was 19 and stupid and paid for my own plan b and then venmo requested the guy like 5 years later and he paid it fhkjffdjkv
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oh chirsty tegan said some dumb shit? damn that's crazy......
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just went into the deli and the guy at the counter was drunk as hell wearing sunglasses inside and the lady who works at the laundromat next door was smoking a cig inside with him lol
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its actually more impressive when i stay awake until 4 am after having my spirit broken for 8 hours at my job
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slayyyter is the patron saint of e girls
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lmfao im at a bar with a guy and a different guy saw me about to pay for my own drink and intervened and paid for both mine and the guy i'm with's. that's so fucking alpha lmaooo
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