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@Joe

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VC. Life is a path lit only by the light of those I've loved.

Basel / London
Joined August 2008
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4 years
My new hobby is responding to mis-targeted @JoeBiden tweets
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4 years
@mrjamesob Be nice if Johnson went: โ€œI apologise for my cavalier approach around shaking peoples hands who have the virus. I did not listen to the advice and went against the medicinal expert, which led not only to my own personal suffering, but emotional stress to my partner and loved ones
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3 years
@Apply @Aspen_OW @FBI @irs @TheEllenShow No I hadnโ€™t, but I donโ€™t think itโ€™ll end well..
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10 months
@Dominic2306 Itโ€™s amazing that you ran the country. Genuinely amazing.
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4 years
@Kerry4taz I mean Iโ€™m married already but I can suggest it to my wife
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9 years
@Tofuugaming unlikely - sorry pal
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6 years
@David_Cameron This is your fault you entitled, spoiled tosser
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4 years
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4 years
@VCBrags Iโ€™m not sure she fully understood the horror behind my โ€œwowโ€ comment
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4 years
@piersmorgan A cynic would say this is a great way to fill all of those low paid jobs that EU migrants used to..
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4 years
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@Joe
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10 years
I wonder how the smug prat is feeling now http://t.co/oTgJpA2cjy
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11 years
@aaronpaul_8 ah you are the guy from Breaking Bad, nice one
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4 years
@mrjamesob But he wonโ€™t say that. We all have to behave and follow the rules, while his wry smiles are allowed, as he is better than us.โ€
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2 years
@piersmorgan Why didnโ€™t Ronaldo stay to thank the fans?
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6 years
@timminchin I'd like to find a study to see if there is a direct correlation between people who don't put their X-ray trays back and entitlement
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4 years
Donโ€™t forget to check on your @OpenTableUK dining cheque inside your account - I forgot I was amassing points!
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@Joe
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5 years
To the random smug man in a suit who pushed passed my heavily pregnant 5โ€™3 wife to get on an empty bus & then didnโ€™t apologise or look at her after she called you out: Donโ€™t be that person, you were inside a pregnant woman once, you arenโ€™t that important, have some humility.
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4 years
@Jack_Blanchard_ @kate_day Be interesting to do a full analysis on how many trolls or bots tell him to โ€œfocus on his footballโ€
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@Joe
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9 years
@Tofuugaming + I think your fans like you how you are ;)
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@Joe
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5 years
Jamie Vardyโ€™s having a party
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@Joe
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4 years
.. and like that my notifications are going to spam for hours.. ( @JoeBiden )
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4 years
In an interview with โฆ @CHueyBurns , @Joe โฉBiden warns that @BernieSanders would jeopardize House and Senate races. See more today on CBSN and the โฆ @CBSEveningNews โฉ
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@Joe
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8 years
Oh it's keyword bullshit bingo time
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@Joe
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4 years
@GreatBrianLast @TheJimCornette @YouTube Brian you guys do a wonderful job during this horrible time, hats off
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@Joe
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8 years
Shane McMahon is insane #wrestlemania
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@Joe
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8 years
Have to keep reminding myself he will be president. He repeats benign points, brought up Miss Universe and mocked a reporter doing their job
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@Joe
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5 years
Dear @barclaycard - can you please stop sending me credit card spam invites. Iโ€™ve phoned, emailed & gone through your site & you keep sending me your crappy APR + mediocre card spam. This is why @monzo @RevolutApp @n26 @imaginecurve & co are eating your lunch as you donโ€™t listen.
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13 years
He's 89 and just discovered that his barbershop was destroyed by London Riots http://yfrog.com/h8wpolvj #londonriot
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10 months
@LBC Eight years old - โ€œoh dearโ€ still rings true..
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@Joe
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8 years
Hey @btsport @btsportfootball what reference number should we all use to claim compensation for your crappy service?
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8 years
@PennyRed @PacificStand Maybe they came back to make sure Trump would win? *bombshell*
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@Joe
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2 years
On route to @saastr , excited to meet some SaaS B2B companies and to meet up with old pals #SaaStreuropa
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8 years
Hi @TK_HelpDesk @TurkishAirlines - I tried to call the centre to refund my ticket, but i can't get through to you #Tk_HelpDesk
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2 years
@secrettory12 Apparently meghan killed the queen as well
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10 years
Really need to go to @tcdisrupt to see the bottom half of @wanderingvc speak on stage ( @cape @mikebutcher @eileentso ) http://t.co/4Iya9vnZ90
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11 years
So wait @J_tsar & @xxjungaxx are the accounts of the suspects?
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11 years
RT @aaronpaul_8 : Yes ladies @joe @ < no I won't
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1 year
@JonathanPieNews You donโ€™t suck pal. You speak for millions of us
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1 year
@AndrewKenning @secrettory12 If you tolerate this, then your children wonโ€™t be rats
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@Joe
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4 years
Getting more mis-targetted @JoeBiden tweets than usual
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@Joe
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3 years
@VCBrags I would think most of your readers would very much enjoy a 2021 miami special
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4 years
@sohear Youโ€™re the President of our hearts Steve
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6 years
Not had an active Flickr account for years, but @PayPalUK keeps charging me.. ( @AskPayPal )
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@Joe
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5 years
Any thoughts on best joint bank accounts? Any of the neo-banks particularly good at that?
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4 years
Does a GoFundMe / Klarna crossbreed style platform exist where you can pre-buy pints to be consumed later at your local pub in order to help them through this period? If not, am happy to help build one.. @mikebutcher @sohear @ruskin147 @robinwauters @ingridlunden
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4 years
I wonder if future generations will look to that Trump speech as the moment democracy died in the US
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@Joe
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9 years
@Tofuugaming I will hang on to mine though; best of luck with your hunt!
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@Joe
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12 years
If you type "sell" into Google Finance it shows you Apple Stock. http://t.co/WFwFHfeH โ€ฆ FYI @mikebutcher @charlesarthur @MartinSFP @tim
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@Joe
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6 years
Actually feeling physically sick after reading through @realbrockturner Twitter. This can't be real?
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9 years
@Tofuugaming sure why wouldn't I? Have a look for other short names that people aren't using frequently - you never know..
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3 months
The racist mayor for London candidate @NickScanlon16 got 3741 less votes than @CountBinface . Wonderful @JonathanPieNews @supertanskiii @mrjamesob
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12 years
wow @timberners_lee just tweeted from his desk in the middle of the stadium @webfoundation @w3c
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9 years
Soho right now during the powercut. If we had gotten fusion in time this wouldn't have happened.
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9 years
Did David Brent write this? http://t.co/zcNUXyGi0C
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@Joe
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5 years
Tip for dealing with spam calls: 1 Answer call 2 Tell robot voice you were in an accident 3 Transfer to the real person 4 Answer when did it occur 5 Answer what happened with: โ€œWell I drank 8 bottles of vodka and ran into a herd of dogsโ€ 6: they hang up & wonโ€™t call you again
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5 years
Magnus Carlsen (yes world chess champion Magnus Carlsen) is the global leader in the official premier league fantasy football league, beating 6m other players
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9 years
At a pals new cigar club. Get in touch with @SohoCigarClub for more information. Card by @Prod_Designs
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5 years
Have to say, @FredrikSewell is absolutely fantastic in Man In The High Castle. Watch it if you havenโ€™t from the start.
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11 years
I have to say, @arcticstartup ( http://t.co/yF1dJO8jlV) really should be a must read for everyone
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8 years
Bill O'Reilly. What a cunt.
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7 years
@RhonddaBryant hi Chris, could you help RT the donation link to aid victims of the London attacks?Would be very kind
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2 years
@danielmgmoylan @secrettory12 @MaryRiddell @Conservatives I love your Twitter feed, itโ€™s this weird version of the UK that isnโ€™t real for most people. Itโ€™s quality.
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@Joe
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3 years
@Nigel_Farage Just. Stop.
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2 months
@supertanskiii This canโ€™t be real.. whatโ€™s wrong with these people..
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2 years
@mrjamesob It really is just all one big joke
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@Joe
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4 years
Yes, let them
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8 years
Let the people trade.
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1 year
@Nigel_Farage In all seriousness, what line do you queue in when entering an EU country, if the non-EU line is really, really long?
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3 years
True story
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3 years
This is the amount of sugar in ONE Cadburyโ€™s Creme egg. Outrageous.
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4 years
@CatrinNye
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4 years
Omg Bryn Celyn Care Home in south Wales does self isolation human hungry hippos ๐Ÿฅฐ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ
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8 years
Hey @MarkFieldMP , I know you're busy, but any thoughts on @CityWestminster using our tax money on @bakersmall ? โ€ฆ
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2 years
@supertanskiii Seems like they not only missed the point of your tweet, but possibly live in alternative reality
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3 months
@Nigel_Farage @TaxiCharity How much are you donating?
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4 years
@AdamTheBlampied Hey adam, my housemate and I loved your videos at whatculture and are glad you are being creative again. Keep them up!
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3 years
How to feel old: there are people born after 9/11 that have kids
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4 years
After launching & exiting my own tiny startup and a stint in corporate development, I am excited to join the team at Blackfinch Ventures. We will be focusing on Uk-centric seed and Series A deals
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5 years
@matthaig1 Be interesting to see how quickly they change their minds if their kids or grandkids are affected. I am sure there would be no apologies
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@LBC @AndrewMarr9 Separated at birth
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4 years
@fjennifern @BarbMcQuade Iโ€™ll do my best
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5 years
Evacuation at imperial war museum?
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4 years
I shall name them soon!
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4 years
I bet somewhere, in a sad little corner of 4chan, Milo Yiannopoulos is being talked about
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14 years
Facebook is not your friend - Excellent piece by Andrew Brown, the last paragraph in particular hits home http://gu.com/p/2h2y5/tw
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15 years
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@Joe
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8 years
@RevolutApp I'll be choc full of booze in Adelaide Australia after this purchase #Eggschange
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5 years
Fair
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3 years
@jessphillips Please ask what will be done to protect these three young players against the white cloaks coming out of the cracks
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8 years
Super Mario Flappy Bird
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@Joe
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3 years
Words..
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3 years
Iโ€™ve never seen anything like this on film before. Paul really has nothing at the 30 second markโ€”but 45 seconds later heโ€™s got the makings of a hit single.
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2 years
World needs more of this guy
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@Joe
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2 years
Such a brilliant snapshot of regular lives
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2 years
This is strangely beautiful. @LNER could use it as an ad with no extra editing. (video by @MySmilingJustin )
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7 years
@JamesLiamCook I've read 1000s of business plans over the years & never felt the urge to share them & openly mock. Surely you're better than that?
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4 years
Why thank you, how kind
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