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Business collector🚬🏋️‍♂️🛩️. Tweets are not financial advice & should not be construed as solicitations. They are for informational purposes only.

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Joined May 2015
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
5 years
Most moats are overrated, and the most durable moats are found in industries where chance of technological disruption is minimal (rails, airports), regulatory hurdles are insurmountable (tobacco), & growth is so low it doesn't attract competition (old industrials)
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Lawrence Hamtil
2 years
Chiropractors after inventing crossfit
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4 years
It's always the ones you least expect
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Orlando Sentinel
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Man with machete tattoo on face accused of machete attack
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2 years
Interest rates aren't high enough
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@lhamtil
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"This is an Otis elevator, a company formed in the 1850s by Elisha Otis who invented the first practical safety elevator. The elevator industry is pretty consolidated, and most of the revenues come from servicing existing installs, so it's popular among the quality growth crowd."
@slenderbabes
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These two walk into your elevator What’s your opener?
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
6 years
Ladies, if he: -is 122 years old -possesses no utilities -has his daily fortunes cited by mathematical illiterates in points, not percentages -lost 4% of his value this week He's not your man. He's the Dow Jones Industrial Average.
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@lhamtil
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3 years
My wife taking me shopping for clothes
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@lhamtil
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5 years
Somebody just sent me this and it's as good a market summary as any
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@lhamtil
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4 years
2021 feels
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@lhamtil
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5 years
Capital gains tax should be 0%.
@CNBCnow
CNBC Now
5 years
NEW: White House considering tax incentive for more Americans to buy stocks - sources (via @kaylatausche )
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2 years
Sure, there was a lot in between, but this pretty much sums it up for me
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@lhamtil
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4 months
many such cases
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
3 years
I'm not a TLSAQ guy, but it's just crazy to me it is a $1 trillion company alongside companies generating 10x, 9x, etc, its revenue
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@lhamtil
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3 years
Energy guys with a ~40% YTD total return advantage
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@lhamtil
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1 year
could be related idk
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@Noahpinion
Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼
1 year
Men have paid off a significant portion of their student loans since 2009. Women have not.
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
6 years
Seeing a company on your watch list get bought for a 50% premium
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faith
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What’s worse than a heartbreak?
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
2 years
Just a reminder that gas stations are mostly sole proprietorships, often run by immigrants, and they make almost no money on gas sales.
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@greg_price11
Greg Price
2 years
Biden: "To the companies running gas stations and setting those prices at the pump, this is a time of war, global peril, Ukraine. These are not normal times. Bring down the price you are charging at the pump. Do it now."
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
3 years
Some friends sold their house in KC for $500k. Had been listed for $420k. They had so many bids they asked the bidders to submit an essay on why their bid should be accepted. I've never heard of such a thing, but apparently it's not that uncommon.
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@RyanMaue
Ryan Maue
1 year
With the implosion of SVB, the planet could literally be at stake. 1,500 companies in climate tech were venture backed at the bank.
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3 years
Seems like it
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@lhamtil
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4 years
$FB investors wondering why price action doesn't reflect fundamentals Tobacco investors:
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3 years
The whole world can be ending and there will still be someone pitching $BABA in the timeline. Respect
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
2 years
All i see is one country that's been to the moon and a whole bunch that haven't
@historydefined
History Defined
2 years
A map of every country in the world using a MM/DD/YYYY date format.
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3 years
Maybe it's not the Fed. Maybe your stocks were just grossly overvalued.
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Lawrence Hamtil
1 year
Investors at an emerging markets investment pitch, 1958
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
4 years
The reverse Chamath: tobacco, defense, pharma
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4 years
Women really think it's ok to live like this
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
3 years
Coming in hot today
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
5 years
I'm not falling for this again
@WFLA
WFLA NEWS
5 years
Is your meth contaminated with coronavirus? This Florida police dept. will test it for free
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
2 years
I've been meaning to do this for a while, so here's a non-exhaustive list of books I recommend about various industries 1/ Skunk Works about Lockheed Martin specifically, and useful for the defense industry in general
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Lawrence Hamtil
2 years
Fedex warning about the economy used to be an annual event
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
6 years
I must be doing something wrong. I get up at 4:30 every morning to work out, I get < 6 hours of sleep, and I eat nothing but cage free farm animals. However, I am still not a billionaire. Where did I go wrong?
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
9 months
Inside you are two wolves
@PatrickJBlum
Patrick Blumenthal
9 months
Northrop Grumman made both of these vehicles.
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4 years
these will never get old
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
2 years
How in the world was $HOOD ever worth almost $60 billion
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
6 years
Me checking my portfolio today
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
6 years
Wow he's taking the Amazon news pretty hard
@CWilliamson44
Chris Williamson
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Just another day in New York City.
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
3 years
“I would rather earn 1% off a 100 people's efforts than 100% of my own efforts.” ― John D. Rockefeller nothing but respect for this king
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
2 years
I am going to go out on a limb here and say that punishing high achievers by taking away honors classes will not fix what ails our education system
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
4 years
There are two kinds of people in this world
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
3 years
Very normal, very cool to see very large companies rocketing up or plummeting 10-20% every day
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
3 years
This is a dumb study. These rich guys paid tens, even hundreds of millions in taxes and you come up with a bullshit metric like tax relative to wealth growth to get clicks
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@eisingerj
Jesse Eisinger
3 years
NEW: Today @ProPublica presents The Secret IRS Files. We have obtained a vast trove of never-before-seen tax data on thousands of the richest Americans covering more than 15 years. (THREAD)
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@lhamtil
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2 years
Inflation lower than expected at 8.5%
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
3 years
Oil won't stop rising until Goldman calls for $200
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3 years
Retvrn
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3 years
min vol investors today
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Lawrence Hamtil
3 years
Every time i look at what seems like a promising stock then see its current valuation
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
4 years
Here's this year's market analysis in meme format
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Lawrence Hamtil
2 years
Always interesting to think that in 1776, John Adams was 40, George Washington was 44, and Thomas Jefferson was just 33.
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
7 years
Has someone already made this?
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Lawrence Hamtil
3 years
My wife when i say something i shouldn't in public
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3 years
Growth guys reminiscing about this time last year
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
3 years
Given what I know about Eastern Europeans this is perhaps two days' worth?
@tobaccoinsider
Tobacco Insider
3 years
Philip Morris International donates 500,000 packs of cigarettes to the Ukrainian army $pm $mo $bats $bti
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4 years
😂
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3 years
Mom, i made it
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
3 years
Happy Halloween, especially to the sin investors out there
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
3 years
2022 so far
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
6 years
Just one man's opinion Nine Circles of FinTwit Hell 1. Mutual fund vs ETF 2. Active vs passive 3. Adviser fees 4. Hedge Funds & PE 5. Points vs % 6. QE and ZIRP 7. Buybacks 8. Crypto 9. $TSLAQ
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
1 year
Very few things symbolize man's taming of the planet than a giant platform that resists the ocean's attempts to swat it away while it sucks oil from the ocean floor like a hydraulic mosquito
@FedeItaliano76
Federico Italiano
1 year
The unintentional dystopian beauty of oil rigs 1. Brage oil field, located in the North Sea 120 km northwest of the city of Bergen
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4 years
not my best effort, but might as well
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Lawrence Hamtil
2 years
Team crunchy. Who's with me
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
2 years
I mean $XOM $CVX and $COP combined earned ~$45 billion less than $AAPL the last year or so
@TheTranscript_
The Transcript
2 years
President Biden on ExxonMobil: "We're going to make sure everyone knows Exxon's profits. Exxon made more money than God last year...They’re not drilling... they’re buying back their own stocks & making no new investments. Exxon, start investing, start paying your taxes" $XOM
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
2 years
I've got to say he has my support here
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
3 years
I've heard this stat several times, but it's always a bit shocking: From 2011-2013, China consumed more cement than the US did in the entire 1900s
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
3 years
Me reading everyone posting their YTD performance
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Lawrence Hamtil
2 years
what a difference a year makes
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@lhamtil
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6 years
I guess we know Bezos's answer
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@lhamtil
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3 years
we're all in this together
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"Inflation is decelerating... ...because the economy is slowing down"
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
3 years
Going to demand the buyers of my house swear off ESG and squat 100 kilos minimum
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Lawrence Hamtil
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The naming committee
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@LevineJonathan
Jon Levine
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ICYMI — WHO told me the decision not to name any variants after "Xi" was to avoid possible "stigma" to anyone who might be named that
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Lawrence Hamtil
2 years
Wow it's amazing we beat them to the moon
@MAstronomers
Curiosity
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It is probably easier to teach a dolphin quantum physics than to teach you!
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By age 40 you should have a bulging disc, a trick knee, and talk to your buddies about acid reflux
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Lawrence Hamtil
3 years
Bezos planning the next Blue Origin launch: "Alexa, call the Pentagon" "OK. Buying Peloton" (Sorry; best i could do)
@CaraRLombardo
Cara Lombardo
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. @WSJ scoop: Amazon is speaking to advisers about a potential deal for Peloton, which other suitors are also circling $PTON $AMZN
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Lawrence Hamtil
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Narrator: it was not like selling Apple
@laurenthomas
Lauren Thomas
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Loop Capital says that selling Peloton stock now would be like dumping Apple when it cut the price of the iPod. 👀 $PTON @jesserpound @CNBCPro
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Lawrence Hamtil
4 years
Must be a value investor
@BriannaWu
Brianna Wu
4 years
I literally just held my husband crying, repeating “It’s over,” again and again. This has been the worst four years of my life.
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3 years
Sign of the times
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this one's true tho
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Lawrence Hamtil
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"It's called momentum investing, T. Basically you just buy whatever's been going up or some shit. Supposed to work on the short side, too"
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
3 years
Investors love studying the successful guys like Buffett and Lynch, but I'm curious to read postmortems on promising but ultimately failed investors. Any suggestions?
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
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How it feels to top off your wiper fluid and check your tire pressures
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
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I don't care about space exploration, AI, and all that jazz. I want affordable supersonic travel
@AirplaneCentral
Aviation Facts
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Concorde’s fastest ever transatlantic crossing was on February 7, 1996 when it completed the JFK to London Heathrow sector in just two hours, 52 minutes and 59 seconds. #Aircraft #Aviation
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
2 years
So it looks like the pandemic was ultimately harmful for tech in the sense that it led to a misallocation of capital, whereas it was ultimately beneficial for energy as it enforced capital discipline. There's more to it than that but not a lot more.
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
3 years
Gotta respect the $BABA bulls in my feed
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Lawrence Hamtil
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I feel like this is as good an explanation as any
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Lawrence Hamtil
4 years
The four stages of the bear market -Quoting Mike Tyson -Quoting Buffett -Quoting Nietzsche -Quoting Kierkegaard Think we're somewhere in the Nietzsche phase now
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
5 years
A house
@scheplick
stef
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I want to buy some negative yielding assets. Which one do you recommend most?
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
5 years
When your deep value stocks make a run at reaching previous highs
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
2 years
40 is probably more than the halfway point for most people. It's useful to reflect back on how you got here, who helped you along the way, and, importantly, the friends and family members who sadly didn't make it this far. Be grateful for each day, & make them all count.
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@lhamtil
Lawrence Hamtil
1 year
American hard & soft power in one image
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@paul_hundred
Paul Hundred, GED
1 year
My girl, my car, my truck. My lifestyle.
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When I was your age, this was our Artificial Intelligence
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Lawrence Hamtil
2 years
You guys know the rules
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