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Jim-Edmondsisms

2 years

"Jimmy, I gotta tell ya...I have no idea what you're talking about." -Dan McLaughlin #STLCards #stlcardinals #JimEdmonds #JimEdmondsisms

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Running out on a blue "L" is certainly a choice

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The Cubs pulled out all the stops for their home opener pyrotechnics

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🚨🚨🚨 TEXT ALERT 🚨🚨🚨 Jim: "My mom's texting me now, so I made her happy." @DannyMacTV : "You have a lot of people texting you, Jimmy." #STLCards #stlcardinals #JimEdmonds #JimEdmondsisms

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"I went into Oli's office to ask him a question, and I said, 'let me ask you a question.'" -Jim Edmonds #STLCards #stlcardinals #JimEdmonds #JimEdmondsisms

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You try watching a guy who should be a perennial all-star go 0-for-May

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Here's the amount of time Jim just talked without pause or interruption

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What's Allen Craig doing these days

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Say hi, Jaime! We have signed World Series Champion LHP Jaime García to a one-year contract for the 2024 season. #ForTheLou

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Whichever team loses this game will have strong, justifiable reason to blame it on this umpire. Both teams.

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Jim: "I was thinking about maybe sneaking into Grichuk's bag and leaving him a little note. Or taking out his shoes." Dan: "Except he's with the Rockies now." #STLCards #stlcardinals #JimEdmonds #JimEdmondsisms

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🚨🚨🚨 TEXT ALERT 🚨🚨🚨 Jim: "I think I was texting you actually. And you didn't answer, as usual, but it was still worth the text." Dan: "Jimmy, I get a lot of texts from you. I was probably catching up." #STLCards #JimEdmonds #JimEdmondsisms

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God dammit I love you Sonny Gray. Beautiful, slowly balding, moderately redneck, born in the 80s, looks-like-he-can-polish-a-twelver-of-busch-lights-on-a-Monday man. I will follow you for life.

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I'm literally watching this shit not knowing how BACK each ball is

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The HR Derby just isn’t the same without him

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"Everyone's balls exploding on me." -Jim Edmonds #STLCards #stlcardinals #JimEdmonds #JimEdmondsisms

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Jim: "Kinda like my wife, she just tunes me out." Chip: "She's wise beyond her years!"

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Dan: "Marcell Ozuna has a Gold Glove." Brad: "Well, he could climb a wall, that's for sure."

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"You know I woke up the other day, on my birthday, and everyone in my house had a Cardinals Edmonds shirt on. Even my wife and our nanny." -Jim Edmonds #STLCards #JimEdmonds

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Jim: "Sorry, my microphone slipped there for a second." Dan: "Glad nothing else slipped outta your mouth, Jimmy." #STLCards #JimEdmonds

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"And then I, uh, couldn't throw...or wipe...or do anything for the next two days." -Jim Edmonds

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🚨 🚨 🚨 TEXT ALERT 🚨 🚨 🚨 "During COVID a couple times I sent [Wainwright] a text and said, what are you doing?" -Jim Edmonds

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Y'all shitting on Hudson - don't make me go through your tweets about Matt Carpenter 3 years ago. I will RT them.

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Dan: "Did you have the capital to [buy a basketball team]?" Brad: "I could get investors. Potentially you, maybe?" Dan: "I don't have that capital either." Brad: "I'll see what Ballgame's up to." #STLCards #JimEdmonds

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Brad tonight. Well that's it I guess! Jim's season ended as of the Cards' last game against the Reds on September 18. Thanks for all the fun this year friends!

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"You know what I was thinking of the other day was how many [hall of famers] I played against. And played well against, which, I kind of like, for my own sake." -Jim Edmonds

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Birdies. Eagles. Cardinals.

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Nevertheless, it is one of the most tragic robberies of home team commentary in baseball history. It's an awful consequence of corporate television piracy over legacy moments. So happy for Albert, but I would be lying if I said I didn't feel a twinge of pain. @DannyMacTV

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Absolutely incredible calls tonight from @WayneRandazzo on the Pujols home runs

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Tell you what

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🚨🚨🚨 TEXT ALERT 🚨🚨🚨 "Gettin' some texts saying, alright why doncha talk about all the bad City Connect jerseys? I don't think that's good TV, Mr. Flaherty." -Adam Wainwright #AdamWainwrightisms

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Jim: "You just read my mind." Chip: "That's a scary thought."

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"Oooh sweet fuckin' juh-" -Jim Edmonds #JimEdmonds #STLCards

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Jim: "Let me ask you a question. We had to change names of teams, right? In the NFL and The Major League Baseball with the Cleveland team. So how is it that Spokane is still the Indians?" Chip: "I dunno." Jim: "But I like it."

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This account may not have a lot of content for you folks soon

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Jim Edmonds #stlcards

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Jim: "That's almost like one of those old school Nintendo curveballs. That's the one when you let the pitch button go, and then you wait, and then you move it and it's halfway there. It's unfair." Dan: "That's the one."

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"He got his man purse. He's got his lawyer. He's got his financial adviser." -Jim Edmonds

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🚨 🚨 🚨TEXT ALERT🚨 🚨 🚨 "Did you get my text?" -Jim Edmonds #STLCards #stlcardinals #JimEdmonds #JimEdmondsisms

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Apologies to the sweet blue hairs in our fanbase, but a strong "motherfucker" out of Lance Lynn's mouth is everything this team needs

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The bases are larger, the baseballs are less sticky, the pitchers are on a timer, the shift is banned, and umpires have smaller strike zones. And the Cardinals are scoring fewer runs than ever before.

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"Not only is it the Honda Homerun Inning, it's the Jim Edmonds Must Score Inning...right now." -Jim Edmonds

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Jim: "You're being like a sweet, nice man to all these people the last couple nights, and I'm kinda concerned." Dan: "Ah, shut up:" #STLCards #stlcardinals #JimEdmonds #JimEdmondsisms

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Dan: "No score, let's check in with Jimmy 'The Cat' Hayes." Brad: "Meeeeeoooooowwwww" #stlcards

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TON suddenly realizing Jim Edmonds is in the middle of a soliloquy about what TON did wrong there

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"My wife is partial Native American Indian." -Jim Edmonds #STLCards #JimEdmonds

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Jim: "Did you call him Grandpa?" Chip: "I called him Harry." Jim: "Grandfather?" Chip: "No." #STLCards #stlcardinals #JimEdmonds #JimEdmondsisms

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"And I think he knocked out the 'M' in the french fries." -Jim Edmonds #STLCards #stlcardinals #JimEdmonds #JimEdmondsisms

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Just got a text saying that Jimmy will not be doing color for the series against the Mets. I know how sad this makes all of you - we are here for you -Admins

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Dan: "Let me finish" 💀💀💀

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Dan: "I'm a giving, loving person." Jim: "Yes, you are. Except when it comes to carpooling." #STLCards #stlcardinals #JimEdmonds #JimEdmondsisms

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"How about if the Cardinals win ten in a row, I'll frost the tips of the hair and put some red in there too." -Chip Caray

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"Fuck." -Me

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Brad: "It's a long walk from the green seats." Dan: "So you admit you have them."

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bro I don't know wtf is happening and I can't type anymore, but Danny is like openly going "hmm" at Jimmy so I know I'm not nuts

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Is this seriously not Cillian Murphy

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tyler glasnow looking great so far today vs. the rangers

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🚨🚨🚨 TEXT ALERT 🚨🚨🚨 "I just got a great message from Chris Carpenter actually." -Jim Edmonds #STLCards #JimEmonds

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Chip's voice is fried. I know a guy who might step in.....

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Didn't try to do too much

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good morning everyone. The Cardinals play the Astros in St. Louis today.

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Nootbaar was that goofy kid in high school that literally everyone loved.

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@TalkinBaseball_ Padres fans like "I've been watching baseball for 15 months and I have an opinion about this"

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Jim: "No wonder [Brad] hasn't sent any text messages. He's probably puking over the side of the boat." Chip: "Can you say that on TV?"

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Jim: "I see you looking at me." Dan: "Just an indication to let you know when to talk, Jimmy. And whenever you want to speak, you go right ahead." #STLCards

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I'm sure in 3 months we're all gonna look back at this time and think "that's when I should have stopped watching"

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"What do they call that...what you wear under your ski outfit? Long underwear? Only they're fishnets." -Jim Edmonds

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I don't want to let these guys go. Dan has become an indisputable Cardinal legend. Brad has had a career year (he might put this account out of business). And Jimmy - never a dull moment. Tell you what.

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My mother-in-law just told me I remind her of Jim Edmonds. Just so you know, she does not know about this Twitter account. Excuse me while I spend 3 lonely hours looking into a mirror.

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"This entire game is under review."

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Thinking about starting a new account called Tweets That Cardinals Twitter Regrets. Would be a gold mine.

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"Uh-oh. Watch this boys." -Alec Burleson

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"That's a good old-fashioned snowball fight right there." -Brad Thompson

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"I kind of wanna take a bite of it to see what it tastes like. At the same time, I kind of wanna run away from it." -Jim Edmonds

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"If I'm gonna get a pretzel I'm just gonna eat it." -Jim Edmonds #STLCards #stlcardinals #JimEdmonds #JimEdmondsisms

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Would be absolutely insane not to fire the manager at this point

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Chip: Think Jim Hayes would get on the jet skis with us? Brad: Of course he would. Chip: I mean, would he get his own jet ski. Brad: No, I think he would absolutely get on the jet skis with us. Talkin' bear hug, zinc oxide for everybody. Cat: No, I'm getting my own.

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"Gotta score one before you can score two." -Jim Edmonds #STLCards #stlcardinals #JimEdmonds #JimEdmondsisms

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"When you have an exceptional athlete, you just leave them alone. I'll give you a perfect example: they tried to change my way of throwing." -Jim Edmonds #STLCards #stlcardinals #JimEdmonds #JimEdmondsisms

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Dan: "You like my glasses?" Brad: "Yeah." Dan: "Press this button at night, it's got two lights." Brad: "Yeah, that's not embarrassing at all."

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I'm not Jim Edmonds. I'm a purveyor of Jim Edmonds utterances. How insane would it be for Jim Edmonds to have a Twitter account exclusively devoted to tweeting all of his zaniest on-air quotations?

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@CJ_Seals @DannyMacTV @jimedmondsisms who cares wether you used pine tar or not. Def don’t care about your son using it

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If you see someone behind home plate at the top of your screen grinding pepper when Noot bats, that's me.

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Alexa: "We have tissues right here in case we get emotional." Al: "I haven't cried since I emerged from the womb."

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"So, that's not the same squirrel, obviously. BUT..." -Jim Edmonds

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"Just curious how you can keep your hair that wet....in the thirteenth inning." -Jim Edmonds

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Wait 24 hours before people started torching him again

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What would you do if this man put Soto on a Cardinals uniform?

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Am I the only one that thinks Mozeliak won't sign Soto because he grabs his nuts?

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Chip: "Cruises are great. Especially if you love chicken salad." Brad: "What?"

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Chip: "I think the greatest compliment you can give a player as a manager, a coach, or a broadcaster is....'he's a ballplayer.'" Jim: "He's a gamer."

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Jimmy's 2023 Opening Day. Dust off your texting devices and watch this space.

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Noot: [Makes amazing play]. Jim: "Look at those glasses! Stylin'!"

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🚨🚨🚨 TEXT ALERT 🚨🚨🚨 "It's funny, I got a text from Dylan Carlson the other day and he said, 'What do I do?'" -Jim Edmonds #STLCards #JimEdmonds

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greatest christmas ever

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Live transcript of a crowded Busch Stadium line to the bathroom: "Ope. Sorry. Oops. Go ahead. After you. Sorry. Ope. Whoops. Sorry."

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Just in case y'all missed Jim's story about telling a barista to put Goldschmidt's coffee order ahead of his own, well you're in luck. Because Jim literally told the story a second time word-for-word.

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"That hit him in the back leg? Back knee? That's gotta hurt! Oh, it hit him in the elbow." -Jim Edmonds #STLCards #JimEdmonds

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This photograph displays "not trying to do too much" in action

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@jimedmondsisms Jimmy celebrates his 52nd birthday today.

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"It's almost like the letters on the name on the back of the jersey are like... You know how there's a button for 'all caps' on the computer? These letter are, like, small caps. Whaddya call that? Lower caps?" -Jim Edmonds (probably) #ProbableJimEdmondsisms

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DJ Casper: "Everybody clap yo' hands." Jim: "Look at everyone clapping. That's awesome."

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