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Definitely not the official account of the 11-time World Series Champions | #STLCards (parody)

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@CardjnaIs
St. Louis Cardinals Baseball Club Parody
2 years
We have signed C Willson Contreras to a five-year deal. Contreras will wear number 4. #STLCards
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Miles Mikolas will be joining the All-Star festivities for the second year in a row thanks to former teammate Randy Arozarena requesting that he throw to him for the @TMobile Home Run Derby! #STLCards
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Say hi, Jaime! We have signed World Series Champion LHP Jaime García to a one-year contract for the 2024 season. #ForTheLou
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💪 Back to finish what he started!   We have signed LHP Jordan Montgomery to a five year contract with a club option for 2029. #ForTheLou
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Clocking in. #ForTheLou
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Unpack your bag and stay awhile!!! Welcome to St. Louis Madbum! #STLCards
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Happy 91st Birthday to World Series Champion, Hall of Fame Manager and legendary Busch beer drinker, Whitey Herzog! 🎂 #STLCards
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@CardjnaIs
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👀 First look at Sonny in the new Road Grays! 🔥 🔥 🔥 #ForTheLou
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Control V #STLCards
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In Paul We Trust! Opening Day Roster ✅ Two-Year Contract Extension ✅
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Happy Birthday, Donnie Hustle! 🎂 #STLCards
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LHP John Mozeliak has been signed to a Major League contract and added to the active roster. He will wear number 86. Mo signed a $1 contract and expressed his desire to lead the organization through this rough stretch from the trenches. #STLCards
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@CardjnaIs
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2 years
Jordan Walker and a regular size horse. 🐴 #OpeningDay
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@CardjnaIs
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Busch Stadium concessions partner Delaware North will start experimenting with surge pricing in 2024, along the lines of Uber & Lyft. Delaware North will test “dynamic pricing” on burgers, beer, nachos, and other menu items, which will cost more during times of increased demand.
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@CardjnaIs
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Making history alongside @Arbys 🤝 Introducing the Meats and Official Sandwich Partner of the St. Louis Cardinals. Arbys becomes our first official jersey patch partner, with the company’s iconic red hat. #ImThinkingArbys
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@CardjnaIs
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Every time a kid asked Paul DeJong for an autograph in spring training he asked them to sign his hat first. He wore this to cap during yesterday’s game:
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@CardjnaIs
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The @Cardinals are thrilled to select @QuinnSTLCards with their inaugural honorary fan draft pick! #STLCards
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Cardinals Manager Oli Marmol took the team to an early bird showing of the @supermariomovie saying that “We’re pressing right now and need to focus on playing like kids.” #STLCards
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@CardjnaIs
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Motter gear is here. 👀 Stop by our Team Store or give them a call to place an order!
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Late-night comedy is coming!
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Send our stars to the 2023 All-Star Game! ⭐️ Vote 5x a day ⭐️ Vote #STLCards   🗳️
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@CardjnaIs
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Can a regional cable journalist and a kid from SoCal find love this Winter? Find out during the premiere of #WinterWarmup only on Hallmark! #ForTheLou #STLCards
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@CardjnaIs
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Happy birthday President of Baseball Operations John Mozeliak! #STLCards
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During a strong debut season, that already includes a Gold Glove, Brendan Donovan ate more toasted ravioli than all the other NL ROY Finalists combined! #STLCards
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@CardjnaIs
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That moment when the skipper tells you you’ll be hitting third on Opening Day.
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@CardjnaIs
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Due to forecasted wins for St. Louis this season, we do not anticipate games being played until further notice. We will provide additional information as it becomes available.
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Business trip to the Bay! #STLCards
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Make yourself at home kid‼️   We have finalized a deal extending rookie Jordan Walker to a ten year contract through the 2033 season. #STLCards
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@CardjnaIs
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❤️ & 🔁 for a chance to win the ultimate fan experience taking in the Cardinals game at the historic Hermannhof Winery’s tasting room with Cardinals POBO John Mozeliak! #ForTheLou
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Schnucks is proud to bring you the official jam of the St. Louis Cardinals. Now Available for a limited time. Limit 2 per customer at select stores. Pitching out of a jam never tasted so good! #ForTheLou
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@CardjnaIs
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See you tomorrow at 7:15 pm CT.
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Get hydrated for the home opener on April 4 against the Miami Marlins! #ForTheLou
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lol
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Taking one for the team on Opening Day in LA: Miles Mikolas! #ForTheLou
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A new core memory! 👏 👏 👏
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@CardjnaIs
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Celebrate #GatheringOfTheJuggalos at Busch Stadium on April 20 by booking your #CardsTheme ticket today! 🎟️ 🤡 #STLCards
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Saturday ⚾ is coming to your TV!
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Kicking around the idea of using an air fryer this year for the @MLB hot stove. #STLCards
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⚠️ STAY SAFE EVERYONE ⚠️
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Cardinals Fans, your cries for pitching haven’t fallen upon Def ears! It’s no Cheap Trick, we’ve signed a new Journeyman for the rotation! 🎟️ go on-sale Friday, December 15th at 10 AM! Learn more at !
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👏 👏 👏 Following Guillermo’s impressive debut he now ranks third among @Cardinals 2023 pitchers in WAR! #STLCards
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@CardjnaIs
St. Louis Cardinals Baseball Club Parody
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Grand slams are great, but you know what helps cheer us up when our pitching gives up a week’s worth of runs in one game? 85¢ Blizzard Treats from @dairyqueen . Download the DQ app to get yours today! #happytastesgood
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“I wanted to walk a mile in Yadi’s shoes before taking his place behind home plate in St.Louis. He’s about a size and a half smaller than what I normally wear so they’re a little snug but I’m really excited for Opening Day!
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“Its an honor to be succeeding Yadier Molina behind the plate and wear #4 for the @Cardinals .” Willson Contreras #STLCards
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Hallelujah!!! 👏👏👏
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Come check out the new @Arbys Portal at Busch Stadium! #ForTheLou
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Happy Handshakes! 🤝 Happy Endings!
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OF Jordan Walker has been optioned to Memphis (AAA) along with fans hopes and dreams for the 2023 season. Apparently, INF Taylor Motter cleared waivers and for some reason has been signed to a Major League free agent contract.
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Insert line hyping todays game here. #STLCards
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We got off to a Rocky start yesterday but we’re Miles on from that now!
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A Royal mess. #STLCards
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Paul Goldschmidt is the 2022 NL Hank Aaron Award winner! The award is given annually to the best offensive player in each league. Congratulations, Paul! *If he doesn’t win MVP we will grab our pitchforks! #STLCards
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Mountains to Mountains! 🏔️ Back to Busch! 🏠
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“The only absolute knowledge attainable by man is that life is meaningless.” -Leo Tolstoy
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We have optioned RHP Dakota Hudson the @TheSavBananas and LHP Matthew Liberatore to the Memphis (AAA) roster. The Major League camp roster now stands at 41 players.
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Good morning St. Louis! #OpeningDaySTL
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Apparently we acquired minor league INF Jose Fermín from CLE for some IMO’s gift certificates & a VISA gift card we found in the clubhouse. Also, RHPs Alex Reyes & Drew VerHagen have been reinstated from the 60-Day Injured List, as both have elected to become LHP. #STLCards
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Players 20 years or younger to start their career with a 10+ game hitting streak: Eddie Murphy (1912) Jordan Walker (2023)
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Woodford was on his game!
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We have acquired RHP Bobby Miller, RHP Emmmet Sheehan, RHP Gavin Stone & INF Max Muncy from the Dodgers in exchange for Nolan Arenado. #STLCards
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We’re proud to announce @Wrangler Jeans as the official jorts of the St. Louis @Cardinals #STLCards
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Hey @Cardinals fans! Are you thinking tailgate? I’m thinking @Arbys !
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Best of the best! It’s basically the All-Star game without a game. So, sort of like the Pro-Bowl. Vote Cardinals 🗳️
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Hey @Cardinals fans! It’s never too early to start thinking about your Easter dinner plans! Let us do the cooking for you when you order catering from @Arbys this year!
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Not only is he the best defensive third baseman, he’s one of the NL’s best all-around pickleball players. #STLCards
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It’s his birthday and he can cry if he wants to! 🎂
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Introducing the new @Cardinals Devil Magic Alternate Warmup Cap! #STLCards
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Hey Cardinals fans! We’ll meet you by Stan(ley) on Sunday May 19th when the first 20,000 fans take home a Cardinals branded thermos! #STLCards
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After a dominant 2022 season, Paul Goldschmidt relaxed in his favorite easy chair and took a nap! #STLCards
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It's Party Time! Fred & his friends can't wait to celebrate with you today! 🎉
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The show must go on!
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Final Score: Diamondbacks 1,114 - Cardinals 1
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There’s a snake in my boot! #STLCards
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2011 Cardinals 40 man roster member Sidney Ponson is coming to the Museum on April 6th from for Saturday Signings! Autograph tickets are $52 for the public and $30 for museum members. There are only a limited number of tickets available, so purchase now! .
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@CardjnaIs
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Coming to Opening Day at Busch Stadium? Don't miss the Opening Day festivities! ⚾️ More info at . #ForTheLou
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On this date in 1935,HoF pitcher Bob Gibson was born. A 2-time CyYoung winner,WS Champ &1968 MVP,Gibby was one of the best athletes &fiercest competitors to ever play the game &still owns records for lowest single-season ERA &batters sat down on their asses in the box. #STLCards
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Another morning in Florida! ☀️
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Willson takes this Winter Warmup thing seriously! #ForTheLou #STLCards
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Are Mr. 300 and the boys ready for some ⚾?
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Milwaukee forecast: Gray skies ☁️ #ForTheLou
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Jordan Walker with an upper decker!!!
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Join us in Jupiter! 🌴⚾️ Spring Training Single-Game Tickets are on sale now! 🎟️:
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@Steph_F82 @Cardinals @Fanatics @Nike @Stifel Hopefully none of the letters fall off!🤞
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Nolan is basically turning awards season into the 12 days of Christmas with gold & silver. We expect him to win some sort of water fowl next… #STLCards
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@MicahCline7 @Arbys Did you eat Arbys for lunch today?
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@danielalwaysoff @emozeliak When questioned, Manager Oliver Marmol stated that number 4 was not currently claimed by any other players and available to whoever called dibs first. #STLCards
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In one week, we'll be announcing our 2024 #CardsTheme ticket schedule. Check out this exclusive first look at the “Beefy Aloha” print shirt that will be given to @Arbys theme ticket holders on Friday, May 24!
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We have selected the contract of OF Moisés Gómez and added him to our 40-man roster. Gómez, 24, understood the assignment hitting .294 with 39 dongs and 94 RBI over 120 games between Memphis & Springfield in 2022. His 39 dongs set a #STLCards   minor league single season record.
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