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@katiedimartin You can always go for the old standby: I remain, as always, your most faithful and humble servant, the one who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp, she who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong, sincerely and eternally yours,

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@kept_simple To be fair, they also think if you save it that counts as not having it, too

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@MarioBrothBlog You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

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@larryryckman @ColoradoSun Everyone is all "molon labe" until their molon gets labed

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@thanosbussy69 @fingerbIaster How's your riddles/treasures/potions game

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@katiedimartin I have a text expander that has 4 signoffs: brd = Best regards, Dr. D. brj = Best regards, Jason tyd = Thanks, Dr. D. tyj = Thanks, Jason I have the social skills for this and they're not passive aggressive it's just that feelings are complicated and there's lots of people.

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@capybaroness @9_volt_ Me and the boys rollin to the theater like

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@aquafreshXTREME Y'all really said

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@Ast3yCS @CamCam2k1 @brownkidnumber2 @IBarbarossaI @CbobReal @ResNeXtGuesser Presumably you already have a power drill with a hole bit so I think no one is fucking with you

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@Banjocatt Toast with salted butter is good, and if you have one slice without jam and one slice with jam, you have breakfast and dessert.

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@KylePlantEmoji Unironically this is sad because the math you had to invent to build the pyramids was so amazing and this is so flimsy, just. Like c'mon imagine trying to cut a corner brick to the correct angle without a protractor

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@10000000bees @PineCellar At the end you add cold water to firm it up

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@AlexJohnLondon You don't know who I am? And you'd admit that publicly? Yikes bruh

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@MichaelRapaport Want to do something about it? Watch this video on bystander intervention and practice with your friends: People don't respond because they don't know how to respond. You can learn! And then you will know what to do if you see something like this happen.

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@Brotinus I mean I didn't know this but also I knew this

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@unbutteredbrea2 @kept_simple That's because you would be rich,,, that is rich

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@doulbedoink Heads up my guy if you die in Stardew Valley you die in real life that's not your gf ☠️

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@Franky_WebComic @Cybren @weredawgz And the core conflict is how do you cope with the paradox of having the power to do anything but not the power to do everything, when all you want is to be good

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@ThomasHoufek @GettingBucketzz @NBCNews This sucks man

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@RMSolitayre @animerobin0 @whstancil Ok, I'm genuinely curious what you think it *does* mean.

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@keep_wolin @rob_mcrobberson It's easier to build consensus when you don't lead with ego

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@SetantaEire @KennyIBoyle @triggerpod @LozzaFox @francisjfoster @KonstantinKisin No one does this You're just fantasizing to get angry for weird personal reasons

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@feminemi1y @JSLyster Some people are actually walking men made of straw🤷

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@englishfess_ Took me a minute, but this was shade (oblique insult) implying that a woman/girl (the person who had said "lmao") has "no ass"--a way of saying she's too skinny/unattractive It's tricky bc she says "girls" which sounds general but she's using it to insult someone in particular

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@CatoEdwards @dzee_szed Didn't you collect a federal paycheck

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@capybaroness @9_volt_ In this scenario I'm the guy in the black and red like "guys I thought we agreed we'd wear black and red wtf you jerks"

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@dogfightin It's not *for* you

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@MeowMeow4M4A @heyMAKWA @MorganFailchild @turnerwingo Hey some of our ancestors were thieves and con men instead

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@limitlessjest Dude got ratioed out of the solar system

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@drawfakes @ClwnPrncCharlie @PSSanborn I mean they're literally doing Nazi curriculum out there but turn it into a grievance politics football I guess

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@JSTOR Aaron Swartz

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@RMSolitayre @Derridazs @animerobin0 @whstancil I don't think that's the context, but I can see how it might be mistaken for that. As an economist, stats guy, and educator, we regularly caution against treating individual observations as representative of underlying patterns. In this context, this information is often+

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@kdrum @drvolts I ask this out of genuine curiosity because I still haven't been able to understand it. How is this any different than keeping my politics to myself at Thanksgiving or crafting and hewing to a professional persona in the workplace? Don't we all keep some opinions to ourselves?

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@caitiedelaney Your skepticism is understandable but

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@flglmn yeah but this is a satellite photo of the asteroid:

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@trappychan_ @ThexImiko The Democrats are not "in power." They hold the Presidency and a small (not filibuster-proof) majority of one house of the legislature. Republicans hold one house of the legislature and the judiciary. The reason for "not doing anything" is that there's an impasse in Congress.

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@mechanical_monk @MusserRyan Memento mori baby haha let's go

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@blueprofilepic @DatsAToad @GooglingNoodles @appearedhalo9 @ThatOneHollow @conureCC The most universally held opinion is "[thing I like] was better when [exact moment I stumbled onto it]"

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I learned what happened at Boston Harbor and Appomattox in school but I was never taught what happened at Mankato, or in Tulsa, or Stonewall, never was taught what a "sundown town" was. If you don't know these things then you cannot understand America. This is wokeness.

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@keep_wolin @rob_mcrobberson I mean if you don't have a big ego it's just authentic. The fact that it happens to work doesn't change that

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@jdbatts79 @humantransit why do this

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@XmasTreeBag @Uber_sheeep @GoodReddit People are laughing but I think canonically that's where the band name came from

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@Spamus100 @colphink @LitFernace @Liv_Agar Every simile is a metaphor

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@enlightenedcoop Okay, so I fail the first thirteen of these. BUT

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@IbaraEleven @rejectHisDesign One wants the rule of law and the other doesn't This isn't that complex

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@lisperati @chrismac4u @thejazzestate whatever this rules

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@Alix82 @BTreehornThug @lemongirl1960 @CitizenFreePres $200 million on ALS Better?

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@scorchedprince @1999Antoto The environmental vibes are *immaculate* tho

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@VincesVeritas @therealityofth1 @michaeljknowles

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@EPM106 @RobocopFacts IDK if you asked someone how cold or hot it is on a scale of 1-100, seems like degrees fahrenheit would be pretty close to the average response

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@aestheticist_ For the millionth time, well dressed =/= expensively dressed

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@kathbarbadoro bad/good is too reductive for what this is it's oddly powerful and compelling

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@DCassissa @SocialistSock @TaliesinEvitel @nypost Wait, are you actually asking why vaccination would change behavior? Or is this a rhetorical question to score points?

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@christapeterso More of a concept piece

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@PetreRaleigh "a writing pitfall" = "i confuse aesthetics for morals"

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@PaulCrenstorm As someone who schedules part time faculty this is also literally my nightmare

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@Franky_WebComic @Cybren @weredawgz It's a hard comic/property to write well. You have to really understand the hesitation to be public/obligation to be a role model, the mask that's not a mask, the universal/particular dualism, the desire to live well competing with the desire to serve others.

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@JuiceThousand This is what I saw

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@Mcclainseanm @culpable_mink we've actually done a really good job of living longer? nice work of fiction tho

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@RasberryLarry_ @djmensa Yeah but if you need examples of guys with bad style for educational purposes might as well pick the most reprehensible public figures possible and do some good in the process

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@goddammitsarah @i_cry_potatoes If you toss sour patch kids into the distance they'll scatter

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@Tsarcraft @blveediamondss @wittlett Learn how to play guitar or be funny and the rest is history

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@BenediktSVogler @Karmaluluz @growing_daniel No there isn't. If you talk to more people the illusion of consensus dissipates. It's only within homogenous groups that this illusion persists

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@Hawthe @punished_catbus @fasc1nate You should check your math

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@_LAIN_________ @lizardkingfe @punishedmother @cd_hooks He made wine when everyone was looking, who knows what he did by himself

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@CHERRYH3AVEN @autotunescreech Lol they ain't playing that song at the mall unless it's heavily edited

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@RMSolitayre @Derridazs @animerobin0 @whstancil referred to as "anecdotal". In this sense I think it has a slightly different meaning--certainly connotation--than the plain English meaning. I'm careful (but not all stats folks are) not to argue that there's nothing you can infer from anecdote--at the very least it's n=1,+

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@dogfightin It's not for me either. Just move along like a normal person instead of being weird and bitter online

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@no_talent_shan good names for a pair of corgis tbh

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@Heroine_R_ @dharmawarrior3 @PyritePriest They don't, this is porn

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@BigChiefsfantex @JFrankensteiner The Nice Guys is amazing

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@manx_maid @Michelle_RJones @oldenoughtosay Knock knock kn-knock knock... Knock knock Or knock to the rhythm of: "Shave and a haircut, two bits"

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@BmoreOrganized If you're interested in the actual levels, they're here (same data source):

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@TheOptYou @Mets @CitiField @outtadapakmark He's talked about it before. He grew up in San Jose, a very LGBTQ+-friendly place, and sort of just assumed everybody was an ally. He was kind of shocked by baseball's homophobic culture and felt obligated to step up as an ally.

Mark Canha talks Pride Night, feminism, the Tampa Bay Rays, and how to use our platform and...

How should a person in a power position, like Mark Canha, respond to a situation like the one that occurred with Pride Night and the Tampa Bay Rays earlier this month?

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@Franky_WebComic @Cybren @weredawgz Oh, I totally agree, but I'm not surprised Supes is the one they screw up the most. He's the toughest nut to crack because the premise is often "even if you're well adjusted and incredibly powerful, life will never not be hard". Batman is gadgets and insane people, easy peasy.

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@agenttwelvetoes Our church just moved to a new building and created all gender neutral bathrooms with all separate stalls and a combined sink area and honestly it simplifies things so much when eg you have to take your kids there, you don't have to pick which bathroom to go to

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@slay_apolinario @Spamus100 @colphink @LitFernace @Liv_Agar Quick sophomore English class tip: if you're describing something indirectly in any way, that's metaphor Like or as: simile Like this relationship: analogy Multi-layered: irony Overblown: hyperbole Via understatement: litotes

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@PicturesFoIder Aha O pi nion

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@tefairbrother @margbrennan I mean where's the lie

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@TPatrickBateman @JarrodCox9 @OregonMapGuy Says the guy channeling American Psycho smdh

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@hunteryharris It is very funny and also sad that everyone knows what you're talking about

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@chrispdanko @ShengwuLi "Social sanctions" also sounds really serious when often it's "I hung out with this one kid after class and they kept going on and on about X, so I decided not to invite them to lunch again"

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@tmonkman @TLfanfearless @IGN I mean electing them is maga so you do the math

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@RasberryLarry_ @djmensa Gaetz and Walsh and Peterson aren't reprehensible because they're conservatives, you walnut Gaetz is a pedophile, Walsh is a shit for brains transphobe, and Peterson teaches young men to hate themselves and women Pick better role models

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@abernothing @jzux It's not even and not odd but a secret, different third thing

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@BenediktSVogler @Karmaluluz @growing_daniel People forget that things that are statistical regularities matter very little at the scale of the individual. Will a randomly chosen person find you attractive? Who cares? Who is choosing people at random?

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@flglmn yeah but this is a satellite photo of the asteroid:

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@gavegabron When they like a six month old photo that's how Instagram is telling you

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@BmoreOrganized Yeah but this toy example is not what has happened in reality

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This fun thread demonstrates that the value of the bottom 40% of a distribution can decrease even while the median value increases. That's right! Fortunately, this theoretical argument does not apply to the distribution I discussed.

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@AShihipar that lady is a baller

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@jaco_thefirst Why do you equate "letting men have a thing" with "blocking access to a thing for women" Like why does it have to be exclusive?

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@AIlvessuo @alexgreenbank @xkcd

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@ShengwuLi @causalinf When I voiced homophobic opinions at the age of 20, my LGBTQ friends were right to tell me shut the fuck up though. Weren't they? Maybe you and I have a genuine political disagreement? I was being an asshole to my friends; I'm genuinely curious for the counterargument here...

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@mattyglesias @bendreyfuss Kissinger is the Beatles of being evil crosses generations

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@feraljokes I swore once I quit customer service that I'd never forget that the person I'm talking to is working and I have the power to improve or ruin their day and I should be kind, try to make sure to be as generous as possible, with patience and w money. Why others don't get that smdh

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@JosephPolitano And they will absolutely give you a cashier's check that allows you to move those resources somewhere else

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@GifZelda Wallmasters? Hands in Zelda been scaring us for almost forty years

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@dieworkwear I remember seeing my father-in-law cry during My Big Fat Greek Wedding--it gave me permission to shed tears of joy and I'm really really fucking grateful to him

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