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Jimmy Kelly

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Jimmy Kelly
3 years
@philipnolan1 Farage has been caught again wishing Gerry Adams a happy birthday and a Tiocfaidh ar la from Brighton
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2 years
@JMPSimor The same as the £38 billion spent on track and trace. It is not possible to spend that amount of money without fraud. 38,000 million £ 8,760 hours in a year. That is spending £4.33 million every hour of every day (24 hours) for a year. Fraud has to be involved
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2 years
@MedgibbonsCathy Hi Cathy This is appalling and I would be more than happy to pay it on your behalf if you allow me. The work you and your colleagues do is unbelievable
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2 years
@hq_thekonsept Must be a woman 👩 thing
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2 years
@JoeBrolly1993 We know Joe!!
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2 years
@TG4TV In my opinion TG4 is the best channel by a country mile. It punches way above its weight for the budget they have. Thank you
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3 years
So nice of Nigel Farage to wish Gerry Adams and all the team a belated happy birthday and retirement and tiocfaidh ar la from Con and Maggie in Brighton so soon after saying Up The Ra to everyone
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2 years
@MedgibbonsCathy Thanks Cathy Genuinely if it happens again please do get in touch and I will be more than happy to sort. I have nothing but admiration for the work that you and your colleagues do. And the conditions you have to endure are appalling . Regards J
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@mattgaetz @SecDef @michaelgwaltz A military hero versus you. I know which side I would take.
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2 years
@DarranMarshall Jeffrey should have a look at this
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@dubslife1 The mystery of the stolen whistle from Fr Ted is finally solved
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2 years
@Depheruk @MimiJ9 Thank you. I don’t live in the U.K. but have worked there previously and know that decent people like you exist. God I despise the Tories
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3 years
@Clonrf @crazyhouseprice Simple solution. Pay the agreed amount to the bank for the first month and then refuse to pay the “agreed “ amount in cash. What will she do? Nothing. It’s not as if she can report the tenants to the PRTB . I know someone who did exactly this and it drove the greedy landlord mad
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2 years
@bmay Looking forward to Julia Hartley -Brewer sharing her jokes with us on this latest sexual abuse allegations
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3 years
@mdbuckley @ClaiREXRobinson Absolutely fantastic thread. Just so you and others know there are no shortages in NI whatsoever and goods are moving freely. The vast majority of people there are extremely happy to have the best of both worlds. This is a smokescreen to hide the fuck up that is Brexit
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Jimmy Kelly
3 years
@Woolberto The guy is just doing his job whether you agree or don’t is extremely disrespectful to a lad doing what his bosses say. If you don’t like it then don’t some respect to the lad .
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2 years
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2 years
@florNEWS I have the invitation that The Queen sent to Martin McGuinness to the state banquet at Windsor Castle in 2014
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1 year
@Zero_4 Beautiful. @campbellclaret did a live show during the week with 3,000 people in the audience and asked people to raise their hand if they thought Liar Johnson was trustworthy. 1 person in total raised their hand.
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2 years
@johncskinner1 @MedgibbonsCathy Thanks John. There are many good people such as yourself here on Twitter! Have a nice day 👍
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2 years
@JoeBrolly1993 @carlalockhart For anyone who wants to try to understand what being a Catholic meant living in the North during the troubles all they need to do is read Sambo McNaughton’s book. Lockhart is a nasty piece of work
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@KCsixtyseven The only time I would want England to win is if they were playing Tipperary in the All Ireland hurling final
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2 years
@TheNotoriousMMA Paul McGrath is a national hero adored by everyone You on the other hand
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3 months
@AntonSavageShow I had 3 employees who I lent money to A man from Moldava €10k A man from Nigeria €5k An Engineer from Kerry €14k I received payment in full from 2 but the only one who stitched me was the Irishman So for all the bigots and racists who are demonising our new guests go FO
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3 months
@drkevinbyrne @eurireland I drove past the camp this morning and I would urge anyone who hasn’t seen the scale of the situation to do so. They are literally camping on people’s doorsteps. Also there were another 20+ men with suitcases at the processing office. No other capital city would accept this
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Jimmy Kelly
8 months
@VideosIrish Attacking the Guards is not the answer If any guard was present when this horrific incident took place I can guarantee they would have put their life on the line to protect these innocent little children and the woman that was attacked
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Jimmy Kelly
2 years
@theglamchop I’m mid 50s and married. What the fuck is sex ?
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Jimmy Kelly
1 year
@ReallyAmerican1 Total number of school shootings in Ireland 🇮🇪 ZERO. Not just this year but in our entire history. GUNS ARE THE PROBLEM
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2 years
@jrc1921 Absolutely pathetic. How can a mother say that about her children
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2 years
@bigCol123 @JMPSimor If you take it as a 12 hour working day it still works out at £4.33 million per hour over 2 years. It is not possible in any way to spend this amount of money every singl hour without some sort of fraud being involved.
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2 years
@ErdmuteD @snb19692 Correction. The rest of the world sees him for exactly what he is
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2 years
@dubslife1 This fella still has it!
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3 years
@dubslife1 The way pool should be played!!
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1 year
@JoeBrolly1993 Have a listen to this Joe. Listen to the end
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1 year
@dubslife1 Well done that man
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2 years
@Kevin_Maguire Even here in Ireland we can see how ludicrous giving that idiot a Knighthood is. I wouldn’t trust him to put the bins out
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1 year
@BladeoftheS @JoeBrolly1993 Spot the difference.
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3 years
@mattgaetz @RepMTG No they are worried about who you are bringing to your bedroom and what age they are
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@VideosIrish A right hard man hitting women
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8 months
@DPJHodges Please can you tell us one achievement that she made in her time as Minister Answers on the back of a postage stamp will suffice
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3 years
@BarristerSecret @cirian75 @toryboypierce @Ofcom There have been many cases of miscarriages of justice in the U.K. where innocent people have spent and are spending years in jail and this pair are concerned over a bloody statute.
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2 years
@IrishRugby What’s the story. Bloke kicks a ball
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2 years
@hendopolis @BorisJohnson Cost of shipping a 40 FT container to anywhere in EU IS £600 Cost of shipping a 40 FT container to Pacific area is between £6,000 to £8,000 You couldn’t make this shit up it’s so bizarre
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7 months
@Independent_ie The guards who were at this incident should be PROMOTED and not prosecuted FFS.
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9 months
@JohnSimpsonNews Nobody has reported with more integrity and honesty from various war zones than you John Just remember it is the minority
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3 years
@caslernoel @FoxNews I’d say she cost Donald more than $500 an hour when they first met
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1 year
@Flinto23 Paul the lad is 24 has had a traumatic year with the loss of his mum and has already proved himself as possibly the greatest footballer to have played the game. He most certainly wasn’t “smoked” as you say. Maybe reflect on your thoughts in the cold light of a new day
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2 years
@JoeBrolly1993 That’s like the Dublin lad who went into the chipper after a feed of pints and asked the girl behind the counter if she had wings. When she said yes he said “fly over there so and get us a burger”
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2 years
@piersmorgan What a beautiful response Piers to a beautiful lady who is going through an incredibly difficult time. Well done 👍
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2 years
@OverheardDublin My daughter was charged €30 for a €14 journey last night. Driver said €30 up front payment or else he wouldn’t take her as was crazy busy. It’s disgraceful behaviour
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Jimmy Kelly
3 years
@WritesBright @BexBitchley People are missing the point completely. PPE contracts should have been awarded on a competitive basis not on whether they were Tory or Labour donors. Hancock is completely compromised and should be charged with fraud. In any other civilised society he would be jailed
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Jimmy Kelly
3 years
@itsthatgirlsuzi Please Suzanne I would be more than happy to pay the clamping charge on behalf of your colleague.
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Jimmy Kelly
3 years
@aoifegracemoore Reminds me of the council worker who cleaned the public loos on O Connel Bridge years ago who said that at one stage there were that many junkies coming in to shoot up that when someone came in for a shite it was like a breath of fresh air .
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2 years
@dubslife1 Genuinely feel for the law abiding people of Cherry Orchard who have to tolerate this shit and try to raise their kids
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@IrishRugby Andy Farrell and Jurgen Klopp have many things in common. They are salt of the earth decent people and recognise tgat they are adored by their respective fans and treat them accordingly
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3 years
@paullewismoney @PaulSommerville Is there any good news out of the UK ?
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8 months
@DaraghCassidy The state is now on the hook for housing him in Jail Providing accommodation for his wife and children Educating his children at a cost of €10k each per annum X 5 Housing his parents plus social welfare His family are going to cost the state in excess of €200,000 per annum
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3 years
@PGATOUR @JustinThomas34 What an amazing gesture. Well done JT. Your parents did some job raising you. I’m sure they are so proud of you. 💕
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3 years
@JuliaHB1 If doctors and nurses can mask up to save patients lives for 8 hour shifts can you not wear a mask for 10 minutes and stop making it about poor you.
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3 years
@GNev2 My niece an ICU nurse in a London hospital walked a round trip of 8 miles after her 8/10 hour shift to make sure that she wasn’t in any way going to share Covid in case she had it. She earned not much more over the minimum wage and she now has to see what toxic Johnson got up to
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3 years
@Telegraph UK The only country in the world apart from North Korea and Afghanistan where the Army deliver food supplies. What a select field to join
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1 year
@JoeBrolly1993 I’m just about to put a call into the school and I respectfully suggest many others also do
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2 years
@getnorthern @PaoloIskandar64 I’m married Could someone let me know what’s a blow job
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3 years
@acgrayling Very interesting to see the long line of Tory MP’S out today saying that Johnson is not a liar!! Silence is deafening
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@VideosIrish Let’s not forget Tullamore is the town where the beautiful young teacher Ashling Murphy was so brutally murdered As a father of 4 daughters I am genuinely scared for their future
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1 year
@dubslife1 I was a victim of a break in to my house 3 days ago and the guards were here within a couple of minutes They were beyond brilliant.
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8 months
@dubslife1 Why do these thugs cover their faces They are the same scum who would mug me or you tomorrow and contribute nothing to society They won’t help the poor kids who were attacked today
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7 months
@dubslife1 Hopefully this goes viral and people will see them for the thugs that they are.
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7 months
@Galwaybayfmnews @dublincomments Who in their right mind would think it acceptable to parachute 70 people into a small local community of 327. This is beyond obscene to the locals who have looked out for each other for centuries
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2 years
@campbellclaret @JoeBrolly1993 The exact same in Faro in July. I was through with my Irish passport in less than a minute. The sad part of the U.K. queue is that it was all young people the majority of them didn’t have a vote
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@chris_kammy @NickyByrne @Cormac88 @JeffStelling What a beautiful message Chris Hope you are ok with your health You are a proper gentleman.
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1 year
@RoryHearneGaffs What do you suggest they do? Build at a loss? You are non stop constantly on about the lack of housing and when the 2nd largest developer in Ireland builds houses for people to live in you criticise them. What do you actually want ?
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@Rachelgaffney Stay away from Dublin. It’s a kip and a complete rip off Visit Galway Clare Mayo Kerry Cork Wexford Kilkenny
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6 months
@EOBroin And the tooth fairy is real VAT on a new property is €40,500 This leaves €259,500 for Site cost Finance cost Labour/wages Materials Plumber Carpenter Electrician Architect Engineer QS Builder profit or they work for nothing? It’s so wrong to be giving people false hope
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@KCsixtyseven @PaulSommerville If you think that JP is a net beneficiary of prize money verses what he spends on training fees which filters down to the staff in the form of wages, psri etc well then Kieran to put it in a racing analogy, you haven’t studied the form.
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@DailyMirror He doesn’t look the type that would own an XL Bully
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1 year
@JoeBrolly1993 Not to mention having the cheek to work as nurses and doctors in our hospitals.
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@dubslife1 Beautiful 🤩 Fair fucking play to the lad
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2 years
@ciaraphelan_ Ciara that “lady” has being performing that trick there for the last 15 years. And genuinely I am in no way critical of any mother who has to go through this but it is a scam. No mother should have to beg on the street
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3 years
@MailOnline What jobs . Are you having a laugh
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@JoeBrolly1993 The only thing missing from that game was the 47 year old farmer with varicose veins at corner back marking the 15 year old doing his junior cert
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2 years
@WynneTd @DarraghOBrienTD @fiannafailparty @FineGael @greenparty_ie You have a salary in excess of €100,00 PA. Why don’t you purchase a house and stop moaning about your situation. The vast majority of people would love to be in your situation with that salary. Any bank would lend you 3.5 x your salary .€350,000 will buy you some pad in Clare
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3 years
@PublicFreak0ut Brilliant. Fair play to that lady.
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1 year
@EOBroin @dfarrell_ucd Eoin this is genuinely heartbreaking to read. However have you considered why so many landlords (us included) are leaving the market. We provided top class accommodation to families for 30+ years are now exiting because of the constant narrative that we are seen as the “enemy”
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@sheilaoflanagan After spilling water and letting a f..k out of my mouth my daughter informed me that yes it is a conscious decision to leave the top attached to the bottle/carton so it can be recycled. Previously you couldn’t recycle the cap but now you can. It’s still extremely annoying!!
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2 years
@newschambers Looking forward to watching the Netflix series on the Kinahans when it comes out (which it will) . This is a momentous announcement
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@NewstalkFM Would attempted murder not be a better description rather than public order incident?
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@Alan__Shatter What an insensitive thing to post. You should be ashamed of yourself. This is vile while thousands of innocent women and children are being slaughtered. You are an absolute disgrace
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