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the rise and fall of a jersey princess

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the gym lighting ate this omg….
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@n__c__l why is ur life so strange….
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3 years
Tired: Wired:
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@WrittenByHanna people who get INCENSED over Marie Kondo have me cackling.... didn’t realize she had a gun to y’all’s head telling you to throw everything but the kitchen sink out 💀
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3 years
me getting ready to drag met gala outfits in my high school band tshirt and h&m joggers
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@MoneyBaggYo @theestallion send her a stack if you really
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2 years
@paulswhtn @WrittenByHanna make it a public google doc too because we got some opinions!!!!!!
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@Vward98 you still uncut is a diabolical question dsfljhbsdfsdjlh
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1 year
@hkatewilliams all the comments literally just being this
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2 years
@SheaCoulee apparently she was being hounded by paparazzi for days and had asked them to leave her and her son alone; the interviewer had approached her son and tried to speak with him and well… she found out 😭
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@mitskithoughts mitski active on twitter era was so iconic i need her to bring it BACK
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5 years
@emoblackthot me applying my sunscreen once in the morning not knowing it will stop working halfway through the day
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@highupgrls Shakespeare twitched a little in his grave when he heard about Utada’s pen game
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4 months
@PaIIahAbdul her ability to whip that neck around like a cyclone without a care in the world....i hope she knows many support her on here!!!
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4 years
people from franklin say “I know a place” and take you here
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@samuelshopp @RachelMComedy exactly! we should dunk on the fact that Rachel Dolezal used the hashtag #BeYourself when she has done everything but (regarding race) sfklsdfdsklnlfs
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5 years
@emoblackthot wait...you’re supposed to reapply....?
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2 years
Katara when Aang tried to bring Zuko on the team
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5 months
enforce heteronormative roles, send those tops to WORK omg
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i need to become financially successful to support my future stay at home top
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the absolute star power miss @Tinashe radiated in nyc tonight…. like she is the moment!!!
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4 months
@DrSweety808 her music just transcends all linguistic boundaries
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4 years
sharing this pretty picture I took of @imjustinrandall today because I want to
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1 year
the new jessie ware album is the epitome of this clip (and i am thankful)
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6 years
Seeing @rinasawayama last night was almost as magical as hearing her EP for the first time last year. She is an astounding performer, and I’m glad to catch her in a venue as intimate as this. I hope NYC was your loudest crowd thus far, and I’ll see you in the city again soon 🧡✨
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5 years
@emoblackthot zendaya: *sends heartfelt message* bella: did u see my nudes skskskksks real friend tings
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5 years
@emoblackthot Paula’s Choice IS that girl! One of the few brands where the quality merits the price tag! We stan their 2% BHA in particular
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the great british bake off also doubles as one of the best comedies on TV
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@imjustinrandall continually smizing for the camera
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@RhodeToLove the wedding flirting vignette altered my brain chemistry significantly
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4 years
me to my bff after we get the COVID vaccine:
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@gracecamille_ your heart rn
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@bIondiewasabi maybe it’s maybelline
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“Screen Time” trying to keep me from using Twitter after my allotted time for the day
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@Wario64 this is an attack
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3 years
the waiter at olive garden asking me and @imjustinrandall if we're going to order any actual appetizers/food
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1 year
@slayonetta farming outrage views to get those bills PAID… a true scamtress, we stan
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4 years
sir.....literally how dare you
@RealDoctorMike
Dr. Mike Varshavski
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@MannyMua733 Med school is not THAT hard haha but yes please all let’s wear masks! It’s smart & sexy to do so!
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3 years
@imjustinrandall you literally have one
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4 years
texted @imjustinrandall and told him I require the energy that my walmart customer service person displayed to me from now on
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3 years
not enough couples talk about something that sows true discord and chaos in a relationship: trying to both cook a dish together at the same time
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4 years
@ira Beyoncé creating the “Savage” remix and dropping it mid quarantine
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6 years
this is a literal re-enactment of driving through Somerset Street in New Brunswick
@boogietweets
𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐢
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Driving thru Jersey
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me trying to convince my friends to come to the eagle with me
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Hike in groups. Bears like to have options
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to all my fellow 20 something year olds: are any of you guys also struggling with a weird identity crisis rn? i feel like i don't have any real hobbies, special skills, personal passions, etc. i feel like when i try to describe myself i lack seasoning or a little jenny say quan
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@Jordanbloked her and nick galitzine are in a constant gay off with the roles they choose sdflbds;nf
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2 years
PSA: barnes and nobles is having 50% off all hardcovers in-store!!! stock up on books you'll get around to in 2023 now!
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@tannertan36 me after bottoms
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🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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2 months
thank you to this gym mirror for supplying 95% of my thirst traps
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8 years
The two things Franklin gave me were an appreciation for diversity and a love for all things Jersey Club related
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4 years
ok I am not one for posts like this but I am just very happy with my gym progress thus far ty
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goodbye to a show that warmed my heart and made me laugh/cringe with every episode 😭 #SchittsCreek
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first they don't have to prepare for sex now they don't have to work??? stand up my sisters
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4 years
I’m so grateful to have had the opportunity to get vaccinated today 😭🙏🏽
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final exams: u ready hoe me: sry new phone who dis
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I finished medical school!!! thank god!!!!! 😭🥹🙏🏽
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Quote this with a happy moment from 2023 🥺
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@WrittenByHanna Megan’s is so insanely good
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boomers watching @phoebe_bridgers smash a guitar on SNL last night
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7 years
Yu-Gi-Oh did it first y'all #GameOfThrones #BlueEyesWightDragon
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2 years
also I do wanna post this alternate costume idea because I was proud of it 😌🫰🏽
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@fuglibetty detective fierce is on the case...
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.....i am now taking a break
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4 months
lil bed head but was ~feeling myself~ after call today
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4 years
@huntychan why you have to beat the game in less than a week eye- 😭
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3 years
the programmers of the hbo max app aren't seeing heaven
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4 years
me and @imjustinrandall trying to motivate each other through work
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me pretending to run the track during high school gym class
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5 years
when your friends REALLY don’t want to hang out with u
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spirit airlines using a giant slingshot to get you to your destination
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Soar♥️
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3 years
wanted to share my good hair day with the world today
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if you’ve used the bathroom at a frat party do NOT worry about what’s in the COVID vaccine
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3 years
me randomly scouring aisles at target for candles and throw blankets when all i needed was eggs
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I wanted to participate in the “let’s see how the family reacts to Let Get This Bread” twitter trend and all I got was a classic case of middle child syndrome
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women’s stories matter, they just matter
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all dua lipa songs are about how she's been dancing for a while and how she wants to continue to dance and ohhhh noooO she's been hurt by a Man who doesn't know what he's doing but WAIT wait wait guys it's ok she's totally over it because she's going to dance tonight
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@rinasawayama and her new EP “RINA” is one of the best pop albums to come out this year, everyone please get into it thx
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4 years
you don’t understand how distressing it is when the second coffee of the day does not hit correctly. like excuse me I am ingesting you for a REASON you lazy bitch, now resuscitate the burnt out corpse I call a body immediately
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she simply does not have the range. next
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Filmfare
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. @selenagomez reveals her admiration for @arrahman and the desire to sing for a Bollywood film.
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y’all happy that it freefalled from 85 to 50 degrees in two days? all this for a flannel and pumpkin picking?
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proving my professors wrong by studying for their exams in a timeframe that shouldn't be possible
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what is your super power?
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masters of self restraint are those who say they're going to save half of their sandwich for later and actually stick to that plan. teach me ur ways
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i really do believe doja cat is the shakespeare of our time
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8 years
Finals? 😳😭🤓 More like FINAL-ly time ⌚️ to SUCK some teacher DICK 👨🏻🍆👅 for that 🅰️‼️‼️ 😂👌💦
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@fkapigz I just say it’s camp and smile
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8 years
just said goodbye to the same person i've talked to each week in class. great guy, but i still don't know his name tho
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wanted to repost it because it eats but the proper d*ck print was too much I fear….
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5 years
did amy sch*mer just name her child....genital fissure.....
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i truly forgot what a competent and coherent leader sounded like lmao
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goodbye America, hello New Brunswick 😍
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FUN LITTLE HORROR STORY: I was supposed to send an advisor on a project I'm working on a screenshot of my CITI training records. I took a screenshot, but forgot my laptop takes some time to process them. SO I ACCIDENTALLY SEND THIS PHOTO IN AN EMAIL INSTEAD
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having a very good hair/skin day and just wanted to share 😌
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saying "donald trump will no longer be president" out loud is such a seretonin booster, HIGHLY recommend
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