Justin Randall @imjustinrandall Twitter profile

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Justin Randall

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4 years

“WhAt’S iN tHe VaCcInE” bitch you literally don’t know what’s in Tylenol shut up

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James Corden acts gay for two hours and gets a Golden Globe nomination, I act straight for 23 years and all I get is trauma

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Dear followers, last night I JOKINGLY tweeted that I would “show hole” if Trump had covid. How was I to know he would announce he had it WITHIN THE HOUR? I’m sorry. The lesson here is don’t tweet

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3 years

Are you wearing the — The Lorde legs? Yeah, I am

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4 years

Dolly Parton studying vaccines so she can save us all

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3 years

And then I realized, with New York City under water, was my love life drowning too?

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4 years

He wasn’t massaging... he was tenderizing

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4 months

What do you call that unique experience as a gay man when you see a woman looking hot and powerful and your brain floods with chemicals but none of it is sexual

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Miley Cyrus in her new interview with David Letterman.

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3 years

How I feel After one bite in the morning of my bagel

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9 months

The vaccines are working

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9 months

LGBTQ+ Population in the U.S. Grows by Over 2 Million

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5 years

A guy on Grindr last night asked me if I had nice feet and I said idk cus I’ve never been asked before but then I was feeling brave so I sent a picture and he said “they’re okay”

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3 years

Me meeting a new gay person

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5 years

Gay culture is being offended when someone says “I should set you up with my gay friend!” but also wanting to see their picture just in case

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6 years

is there something we can do to help straight people

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4 years

Who’s someone that ISN’T your boyfriend but FEELS like they should be

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1 year

Wait WHAT??!

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3 years

I officially started a break from my family this weekend. Decided to block their numbers. I’m tired of not being supported for who I am and receiving messages that imply I need to “get right with God.” It’s gone on too long. I’m too old for it! It’s freeing, but it’s sad too.

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11 months

This is exactly how my parents envision my gay liberal coastal lifestyle

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3 years

Do gay people just click between these two icons and then one day die

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4 years

Shit.

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4 years

If Trump has covid I will show hole

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5 years

I’m broken so I edited together all the worst parts from the psychotic gay MTV’s Next ep. and wow

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11 months

Omg literally dream blunt rotation

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4 years

It’s 2021. Biden is president. You have a boyfriend. We have a vaccine. You’re at a party with good friends. Uber Pool is back. A stranger throws up on you in the car

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5 years

Gay people have long called their boyfriends “roommate” around family but this year I’m calling my three roommates “boyfriends” and watching my aunt‘s whole worldview crumble

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4 years

One of my pet peeves is when there’s a pandemic

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1 year

Wearing these socks is the sluttiest thing a man can do

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4 years

Never thought I’d have a thousand angry people tell me to show hole in one day but it is an experience

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4 years

All of us at work now

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4 years

As a gay man I am obsessed with CNN’s @kaitlancollins and her turtlenecks

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5 years

Bottoms: okay start slow Tops:

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2 years

I was fired from Twitter this morning. I was the developer responsible for finding out if you were gay and then filling your feed with half-naked men you don’t follow

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5 years

If you’re a bottom you’ve carefully wrapped your gifts and added twine, a bow and pine cones, if you’re a top it’s in a target bag

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3 years

When my boss asks why I haven’t done any work

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3 years

No one had a more comforting presence to me as a closeted gay boy

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5 years

Gay people weren’t taught formal sex education — we learned it in the field, on the job, in real time. We pulled ourselves up by our jockstraps and succeeded. We are the American dream.

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10 months

Mitch McConnell sneaking in at night to taste the desk in the senate hearing room:

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10 months

I take back everything I said I would do the same thing for the Senate Top

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6 years

no one: J.K. Rowling: the Weasley twins once did a CockyBoys Exclusive for $10,000

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3 years

What if every time you met another gay person you both had to lip sync for your life

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3 years

If a gay person wore this they would be kicked out of the community

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5 years

Gay culture is connecting more with middle-aged women as a child than you did with the kids at recess

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3 years

How people want gays to dress for Pride

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4 years

Families at Thanksgiving this year

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5 years

OMGGG my tweet has made it to the tube in London you guys, Shakespeare is shaking!!!!

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1 year

I am at my grandmother’s funeral today with my entire extended family (which does skew rather religious) and I sat beside my one gay cousin and he whispered to me “don’t get it twisted bitch I was the first queer in this family you’ll never take my crown”

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3 years

When it’s June 1st but you have depression

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5 years

This is the girl local gays date before they move away from home and become her

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2 months

Add a gate and keep a twink in there

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What would you do with this room in the house

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4 years

What if through a series of comedic errors they accidentally inaugurate Lady Gaga tomorrow can you imagine

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5 years

My crush is so cute, he’s taking a whole month to figure out the perfect reply to my text

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5 years

Remember, PrEP is GREAT but it does NOT protect against other diseases, such as men

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4 years

If Trump has covid I will show hole

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3 years

Open relationships are crazy, my bf can have sex with 14 men but if he texts a heart emoji to one of them I’ll end everything

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2 years

It’s my birthday I’m allowed to post this

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5 years

Catholics Gays 🤝 Letting a man they call Father leave a mark on their face

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5 years

SERIOUS QUESTION: would you guys rather be quarantined with your ex-boyfriend or your dad (they can’t be the same person)

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5 years

COVID-19 my legs 🤝 spreading too quickly

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3 years

CANCEL ALL STUDENT LOAN DEBT and pay gay people $1000 a month

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4 years

I live with a married couple and my roommate made her husband massage my shoulders because I quote “needed to feel man hands” and THAT my friends is an ally

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5 years

Most of my sexual confusion as a kid came from thinking I was sexually attracted to female pop stars when, in fact, I was just stanning

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4 years

My boyfriend and I are long distance, I live in New York and he lives in another universe where I have a boyfriend

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3 years

My boyfriend said it was gross that I asked to use his deodorant and I was like you literally lick my asshole and he just shrugged

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5 years

“No OnE eVeN cArEs If YoU’Re GaY” Okay except here’s a woman literally asking for her VOTE back, fuck off if you say it’s not an issue anymore

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4 years

Mike Pence showing us that pure evil can also be BORING

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2 years

Why are you, as a friend, calling me on my phone

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11 months

Scroll through gay porn on Twitter

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I’m sitting next to you on the flight ✈️ what do you do ? 👇🏻

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6 years

I think I like the “idea” of a boyfriend more than actually having one but I must say it is VERY hard to cuddle with an idea

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11 months

Gay men will say “hi handsome” and in their next sentence string together the most disgusting combination of words you’ve ever read

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4 years

I am gay for pay! Also gay for free but would love to be paid

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2 years

This guy is gonna have 14 Bud Lights today, get in a fight with his girlfriend and then re-download Grindr

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4 years

Honestly I respect it

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4 years

My straight roommate said he’s starting to learn my type and I asked “what is it” and he said “any guy”

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11 months

Santos ain’t special every time my parents ever paid my phone bill I was using Republican contributions to watch gay porn

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2 months

Gays finally committing to meet up with a stranger they’ve been messaging online for three months

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5 years

When a gay man approaches another guy he must not only decipher whether he is gay/bi but ALSO whether he’s top, bottom or vers and then STILL find out if he’s available and interested and I’m gonna be honest this is all too fucking much for someone with chronic anxiety

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3 years

Employers on Monday morning

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4 years

They just announced the new Samantha

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4 years

Me exclusively buying gay icon JoJo Siwa’s merch for my niece and nephews

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5 years

Moisturizing is like saving for retirement, it doesn’t feel necessary when you’re young and when you’re 65 it’s too late

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3 years

Fire Island gays when they hear “Rain on Me”

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4 years

Gays after reading one article about the stock market

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6 years

For the LAST time, what gay people do in the bedroom is their OWN fucking business, and it can also be yours for just $10/mo by subscribing to their onlyfans

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5 years

My roommate literally screams every time he has sex and it’s so loud especially because he’s right on top of me

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3 years

It’s so weird that ur parents could be upset that ur gay it’s like u made me, sorry u don’t like ur own work

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4 years

No one: Me to my bf every five minutes:

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4 years

I’m on PrEP, vaccinated and in therapy, you can’t touch me

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11 months

Without even trying to open it first???

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Chris Appleton has filed for divorce from Lukas Gage after 6 months of marriage, TMZ reports.

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Scrolling through Gay Twitter: -Drag Race -Drag Race -Ariana Grande -Drag Race -Mirror Selfie -Gaga -Iced Coffee!! -Laura Dern -A LITERAL MALE ASSHOLE -Drag Race

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5 years

Will never forgive coronavirus for stealing 2020 from Lady Gaga

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When I was closeted I thought I’d never end up with a man and then I did the hard work and came out to the world and now I can confidently say I still might never end up with a man

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