Soham @king26_sk Twitter profile

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Soham

4 months

your 20s are all about repeatedly rediscovering basic facts like "I feel better when I wash my face" or "eating breakfast is actually a great idea"

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Soham

@king26_sk

5 months

all dua lipa songs are about how she's been dancing for a while and how she wants to continue to dance and ohhhh noooO she's been hurt by a Man who doesn't know what he's doing but WAIT wait wait guys it's ok she's totally over it because she's going to dance tonight

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Soham

@king26_sk

3 months

they should make a post college coming-of-age movie so I can know what to do in life

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Soham

@king26_sk

8 months

wtf is a situationship just tell me that I've been shortlisted for Phase-1 of the admission process

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Soham

@king26_sk

8 months

Accidentally mentioned how cold it is in mumbai to a delhi person and they shot me in the leg

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Soham

@king26_sk

5 months

bangers all of them

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Soham

@king26_sk

4 months

those 3 hours of youtube after 11pm will fix you btw

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Soham

@king26_sk

9 months

he was so real for this

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Soham

@king26_sk

4 months

@DKizzle902 so will I once I've had some breakfast

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Soham

@king26_sk

4 months

chai me protein hota to kitna maza aata

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Soham

@king26_sk

9 months

the club isn't the best place to find a lover so my nearest dmart is where I go

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Soham

@king26_sk

8 months

Me : Hey I need this suit dry cleaned Soni : Sure man I'll get it done Me : Thanks btw I'm really hungry do you know a good sandwich place around here? Soni : You're not going to believe this

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Soham

@king26_sk

1 year

me and my dual degree just noticed you from across the bar and we were wondering if you have any job opportunities

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Soham

@king26_sk

4 months

Booked an Uber in Mumbai and this guy showed up wtf do I do

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Soham

@king26_sk

10 months

unfollowing everyone who's going to a diwali party i thought we were in this together

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Soham

@king26_sk

1 month

only doing incredibly well in an exam can fix me

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Soham

@king26_sk

2 years

@WholesomeMeme

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Soham

@king26_sk

4 months

and for my next trick, I will accept it for what it is

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Soham

@king26_sk

1 year

@EPM106 should have been at least 800M+ but they botched the release date so badly

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Soham

@king26_sk

3 years

Just got the biggest dose of imposter syndrome after talking to a first year who founded a startup, published a research paper and did a legit internship. Before coming to college.

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Soham

@king26_sk

2 years

students who work for fests need to get paid

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Soham

@king26_sk

2 months

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of an engineering degree, must be in want of an MBA degree

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Soham

@king26_sk

1 year

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy But here's my resume, so hire me maybe

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Soham

@king26_sk

3 years

the bits hoodie stays ON during sex

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Soham

@king26_sk

9 months

I think the secret is to keep giving exams at a high enough frequency so that you forget about your core problems

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Soham

@king26_sk

2 years

one academically successful semester can fix me

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Soham

@king26_sk

3 months

@mainepucha most expensive netflix subscription ever

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Soham

@king26_sk

1 month

this is like if they changed the constitution to allow barack obama to run for a 3rd term but he decides to do it as a republican

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Soham

@king26_sk

2 years

@BillyM2k reminded me of this

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Soham

@king26_sk

6 months

happy 4 year anniversary to the day we all left campus for 15 days and came back after 1.5 years

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Soham

@king26_sk

8 months

don't let having a job stop you from feeling jobless

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Soham

@king26_sk

8 months

if the world was ending you'd come over and attend this pre placement talk right

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Soham

@king26_sk

3 years

Startup folks should hire me as an external consultant. I will create new problems which can then be solved with their products.

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Soham

@king26_sk

5 months

@goji_mecha @KoolSuh @SpeedyIsTaken @RawbertBeef good thread great job everyone

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Soham

@king26_sk

8 months

whoever rebranded daydreaming to manifestation must have put some serious thought into it

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Soham

@king26_sk

1 year

guys I think I downloaded the wrong John Wick

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Soham

@king26_sk

3 months

excited for oscar-winning mighty raju biopic

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Soham

@king26_sk

2 years

stoner techbros be like hash include

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Soham

@king26_sk

4 months

@_CynicalCyanide yes to all

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Soham

@king26_sk

20 days

double-texting? I'm doing 10 triple doubles every night bro I'm getting seen-zoned on 4 different groups at the same time I'm the lebron james of lowest reply times I'm doing it on all available platforms I'm talking sms gpay and google forms bro

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Soham

@king26_sk

3 years

the dualite urge to drop both your degrees

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Soham

@king26_sk

2 years

it takes a lot of courage to be the first person to leave an exam room

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Soham

@king26_sk

2 years

me and who

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Soham

@king26_sk

3 months

jaldi uth kar bhi late hone wale ko baazigar kehte hai

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Soham

@king26_sk

2 years

if you aren't happy at av-20, you won't be happy at av+20. happiness comes from delusion and not academic success

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Soham

@king26_sk

2 years

It's tragic. With $44 billion, Elon Musk could have paid the entire college fees for at least 420 BITSians and then have $0 left. Why are we not talking about this

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Soham

@king26_sk

8 months

you either wake up a hero at 7am or miss your alarms and wake up a villain at 11am

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Soham

@king26_sk

2 years

in light of recent events, DLE has announced that they will not be inviting Kanye West for Oasis '22

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Soham

@king26_sk

6 months

hey there, sharing this email template that you can use to ask professors for a research project. cfbr. hope this helps!

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6 months

@king26_sk bhaiya how to get sop when you hate studies, orientations and projects

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Soham

@king26_sk

2 years

when you have to fight crime but it's cold outside

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Soham

@king26_sk

9 months

do not be sad that it ended, be happy that you didn't learn anything from it and therefore it will happen again

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Soham

@king26_sk

17 days

imagine hating me and I'm just in my room imagining if you're hating me

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Soham

@king26_sk

2 years

man's playing both sides

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Soham

@king26_sk

1 year

my academic downfall era will end only because my academic era is about to end

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Soham

@king26_sk

3 years

Watched a one-hour lecture recording, so I will reward myself with a 3-hour movie.

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Soham

@king26_sk

8 months

you're never really prepared to explain what a situationship is to your dad

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Soham

@king26_sk

2 years

@epc_bitspilani I hope that they apologize for the lamba delay

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Soham

@king26_sk

2 years

if everyone could just stop starting new positions on LinkedIn then that would be great

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Soham

@king26_sk

2 years

first compre to trial ball hoti hai

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Soham

@king26_sk

29 days

i'd be unstoppable if i could focus on multiple things at once. maybe just two. even one is fine really

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Soham

@king26_sk

3 months

going on a digital detox (uninstalled microsoft teams, outlook, authenticator, slack)

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Soham

@king26_sk

2 years

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Soham

@king26_sk

1 year

Just gave the last paper of my college life

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Soham

@king26_sk

4 months

@wiesburden me rn

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Soham

@king26_sk

5 months

@latinarvkr dua if you see this I'm 6ft tall

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Soham

@king26_sk

3 years

once I develop "structured thinking" and "problem-solving skills", it's over for you bitches

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Soham

@king26_sk

1 month

that gap in my resume is from when I was typing up this resume. yeah it did take that long. have you seen the spacing on this mf

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Soham

@king26_sk

2 years

Concept Art for GTA Pilani

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Soham

@king26_sk

2 years

there needs to be a cool-down period after fests before professors can start taking tests

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Soham

@king26_sk

4 months

sachhi ghatnao par aadharit

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Soham

@king26_sk

1 month

every time someone likes my tweet i say a silent thank you to them

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Soham

@king26_sk

2 years

mfs start studying finance courses and then be like "yeah my cg will drop by 500 basis points this sem"

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Soham

@king26_sk

3 years

LinkedIn should be blocked on BITS Wi-Fi

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Soham

@king26_sk

8 months

liking my own messages on whatsapp because I be saying some real shit

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Soham

@king26_sk

2 years

in my dark academia era (bijli chali gayi college me)

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@king26_sk

1 year

elon musk has taken it upon himself to cure my twitter addiction by simply shutting down the app

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Soham

@king26_sk

3 years

nice iit degree bro lekin mai to omelette khaunga

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@king26_sk

1 year

@dril first guy to pay $8 to NOT get a checkmark

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Soham

@king26_sk

8 months

ever since I was a little boy all I've wanted to do is to become an analyst

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Soham

@king26_sk

3 years

I would have studied my courses if I didn't have to

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Soham

@king26_sk

1 year

hum course drop kar chuke sanam

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Soham

@king26_sk

2 months

biden stepping down reminds me of how i should have stepped up when things were going down. u dont have to respond just want u to know that. say hi to mom for me

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Soham

@king26_sk

3 years

every sem can be a psenti-sem if you're thinking of dropping out all the time

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Soham

@king26_sk

2 years

the intimacy of following someone on spotify

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Soham

@king26_sk

10 days

@dildoswagginzs eternal sunshine but it's just gaslighting yourself

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Soham

@king26_sk

1 year

who called it sugar baby and not financed minor

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Soham

@king26_sk

2 years

how do accountants still have jobs now that splitwise exists

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Soham

@king26_sk

2 years

men have only one coping mechanism for everything and it's called going to the gym

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Soham

@king26_sk

1 year

@shibhhuu nahi hai bhai underrated sabko pata hai

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@king26_sk

1 year

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Soham

@king26_sk

3 years

Indian people in the blockchain world are DeSi

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Soham

@king26_sk

2 years

who called it maternity leave and not offspring break

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Soham

@king26_sk

1 month

friendship band? nahi bhai allowed hai

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Soham

@king26_sk

1 year

Gmail can't figure out that I want to write "Madam" and assumed that I can only be referring to the Madagascar Team, obviously

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Soham

@king26_sk

3 years

Just roasted someone in an elevator. It was insulting on so many levels.

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Soham

@king26_sk

6 months

dune 2? yeah bro I'm dune 2 degrees at once

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@king26_sk

8 months

u know a mf had a bad year when his end of year post on instagram is just landscapes and stuff

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Soham

@king26_sk

2 years

I miss being prepared for tests.

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Soham

@king26_sk

1 year

Shahi Tukda at the mess isn't just some dessert, it’s a cultural reset, it's the oxygen you breathe, it’s a lifestyle, a reason to live, an escape from this cruel world filled with thieves, it’s art, it's a hug from a loved one, it's everything you ever wanted

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Soham

@king26_sk

1 year

placement unit agar job ke saath ek zindagi ka purpose bhi dede to bohot meherbaani hogi

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