BREAKING: The upcoming Harry Potter universe game ‘Hogwarts Legacy’ will introduce the franchise’s first ever openly gay character, named “Homie McSexual”.
@computer_gay
cannot wait to live in a timeline where twitter user
@computer_gay
single-handedly tanks the box office for the new hunger games flick 😭😭
sometimes my friend will tell me truly something life-shatteringly traumatic that happened to them and finish the story with “it was just like that one episode of Girls”
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@GKuhlenschmidt
yes! but Betches stealing my content and not tagging me is my fault for being gay :// won’t be making that mistake again!!
i did NOT lose 35 lbs since high school, go down 6 pants sizes, grow a beard, defeat my bullies, and get a sense of fashion for this TWINK starbucks employee to call me big guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bitches be like “omg frank ocean THIS” and “frank ocean THAT” well how about frankly saving OUR OCEANS?? while y’all throw it back the coral reef is dying.... anyways stream DHL....
It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine
Welcome to Portland
The Story of Them
the 1%
….Ready for it/it’s?
You Need To Go Vote
Them Americana and the Heartbreak Twink
Death by a Thousand Dollar allowance
I Knew You Were Neurodivergent.
okay you GUYS. i’m not trying to be thaaat guy but I have come SO FAR and i’m SO PROUD OF IT!
the first two pics are from my SENIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL and the final ones are from these past two days. I snapped!! Thank you water and stress 😩🙏🏻🙏🏻
white people will be like fuck juneteenth that made up holiday bull then will log on facebook dot com and say “happy national jelly filled crossaint day!!! 🤗🤗✝️🌿”
lizzo: I DO MY HAIR TOSSED, CHECK MY NAILS
BABY HOW YA FEELIN’??
me, wiping tears from my face as i down my third glass of wine alone in a dark room: ᶠᵉᵉˡᶦⁿ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵃˢ ʰᵉˡˡ
The fact that impeccable women (SZA, Lorde, Kesha, Lady Gaga, Cardi B) left the Grammys without a single award, yet Bruno Mars and Ed Sheeran both left with several Grammys is a testament to the out-of-touch mindsets of the Grammy’s team. fuck that.
trying this new thing where i text men who ghosted me a “hey, this is weird but can i ask a quick q?” text to bait them into responding then blocking their number and so far it’s doing wonders for my mental health
downtown st augustine has the same overly packed and chaotic energy as disney world but replace all the magic and mickey mouse shit with literally catholicism
on this episode of Why Gays Don’t Deserve Rights™, we meet with Vincent (21, Fag) who claims he believed his AC in his car to be broken for over a year, when really it was just on the wrong setting. Tune in tonight.
💰| Taylor Swift is predicted to become a Billionaire with "The Eras Tour".
—She will become the FIRST person with music as her main source of income to do it!
if i threw a party everytime someone busted a nut in me straight people would call me crazy but when the heteros do it, they call it a “baby shower”????
this is the most theater kid thing i’ll ever tweet but i often reenact this scene when i’m walking home from work and i’ve been doing it for moooonnths and it’s just now dawning on me that that is absolutely not a normal person thing to do
all of you whites on my timeline saying these riots are needless and regressive are the same people that would’ve cancelled rosa parks for not giving up her seat. shut the fuck up. shut the fuck up. shut the fuck up. you will never understand. shut the fuck up.