@thevampireslibrary
@screamhorrormag
I read all the books all of the time & talk about them constantly I have to be the most vampire looking person in the room
Just been stood up and although I like to think maybe he entered the bar and upon seeing me for the first time shit his pants at my beauty it's probably more likely he got the ick when I asked what his favourite font was and went on an in depth rant about my hatred of comic sans
I don't know who needs to hear this, everyone I think, but if you send a PDF to your kindle and put 'convert' as the subject it will change it to epub format for you, you're welcome
Someone said I am not a serious reviewer (whats one of them?) because,and I quote 'say silly things in your reviews' do you mean my dad jokes? I'm rather fond of them, I have a masters in English Lit does that make me more serious, shall I start using bigger words, people are odd
I just got ID'd buying an energy drink, lady I am 33, look closely in my eyes you can see how haunted I am, no one young looks this dead behind the eyes
I read a lot of horror books but I have never used the word frightening to describe them, creepy &disturbing sure, but frightening? This book is FRIGHTENING, it's something special, about half way through &this is THE book of the year 😱 have I said the word frightening too much
If you don't like a book that's cool but saying things like "I don't know how ANYONE can like this stuff" and being downright mean about the author, screams attention seeker and it's kind of embarrassing you're not eloquent enough to voice an opinion without being horrible
I thought ordinary people could go to Stokercon, I didn't know it was just for authors, hahahaha all my tweets about wanting to go, so sorry, who am I, I feel sick, my bad, although I am scouse, we get in everywhere
Even my hair loves this book, it took about five goes to get a picture with the title showing, my hair is such a diva 😂 so excited for everyone to read this! I cant stop asking everyone if they've read it yet "it's literally just been delivered" ok..AND?????????? 😂
@SGJ72
It's a
#FaceFriday
but I am more hair than face. The wardrobe isn't bursting open with clothes by the way, that's the goblins, they get rowdy on a Friday.
WHAT NOT TO SAY TO PUBLISHERS:
Them: Would you like to interview the author?"
Me: I'd like to do a lot more than interview them
..
Me: I didn't mean that in like a sexy way it was more along the lines of crawl inside them and live in their brains where the magic is made ya know?
I am so upset, I have never been scared to go out in the city I grew up in, I've never once been ashamed of being a scouser, but I feel sick right now. I can't believe what I'm seeing, desecrating graves, thugs stopping cars to check people's ethnicity. I'm so so upset and angry
I'm not on booktok but the drama is insane! influencers charging authors for reviews is madness? Taking advantage of indie authors (or anyone!) is not ok 😐
Starting 2024 off right, emotionally WRECKED hehe only a few chapters in and I need someone to hold my hand through this, what am I reading? READING?? one does not simply READ
@SGJ72
to read it is to transcend reality, to even gaze upon the words is to be forever changed 😭
Carrie is one of my favourite Stephen King books (I feel I say that about all of them 🤣) I really love the film too, OGs and remakes! How cool is this top from
@frightrags
whats your favourite King book? Are you excited for Holly?! 🤩
#stephenking
#carrie
#horrorbooks
Halloween is not over, Halloween is not a date on the calender, HALLOWEEN IS YOUR SPIRIT LOVING THE STRANGE AND UNUSUAL AND HAVING A FASCINATION WITH THE MACABRE IS FOR LIFE IT WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU OR FORSAKE YOU
If Catriona Ward is the Queen of ambiguity then surely
@paulGtremblay
is the King, full review soon after I've calmed down because WOW, think I may save it for an issue of
@ScreamHorrorMag
thankyou
@TitanBooks
love you (in a v creepy uncomfortable way hehe)
Dive into this book and you won't come back up easily
@HightowerLaurel
drags you down into the murky abyss for some underwater shenanigans involving ghosts,a handsome cowboy type man,a little girl who can see dead people,code breaking,criminals/cops and dogs...I mean..c'mon 🤩
A guy has 'sent me a rose' on this dating app and in his bio it says "if you don't like being active/ outside in the sun, going for adventures, trying new things and being social we won't get on"
SIR
If we were to become anything, it would be enemies
Woke up to the glorious news that the Tories are out, biggest landslide, I started crying, is that too much? I lost my Nan during covid, she got dementia and then seriously ill, I wasn't allowed to see her, it was the most hideous 2 years, I will never forgive them for that
Can I get a yee-haw?! Firstly, look at that retro pulp cover 🤩 if that's not enough to jingle your spurs the tales within surely will🤠 full review on insta & goodreads! Thankyou
@DeadSkyPub
@PRMcDonough
🖤
Did I match my jacket to the top MAYBE 🔪
@iGregGreene
I really want someone to ask me who Jade Daniels is so I can be like CLASS IS IN SESSION YOU'RE GONNA LEARN
More potato hating, bloodshed, betrayal, tears and spicyness, maybe all at the same time.. 👀 full review on goodreads and instagram thankyou
@HarperVoyagerUK
@misterkristoff
for the proof which got me a lot of DMs threatening my life for it, worth it😂😂
My review of this amazing book is live! A harrowing thought provoking book that tackles the topic of grief in a beautiful and terrifying way! I was hooked from the first line!
@RossJeffery_
@CLASHBooks
#BookTwitter
Delivery man turns up with a package from HarperCollins and I'm like 👀 whats'da 👀 AND I PROMPTLY FAINTED AHHH WHAT!!!
@Adam_Cesare
is this down to you 👁 I AM GOING TO CRY
Authors: So I've been writi-
Me: Need it
Authors: Hold on, let me tell you abou-
Me: Want it now
Authors: But you don't kno-
Me: Give. It. To. Me
#BookTwitter
Today is brilliant! I will be reviewing for an awesome magazine I am a huge fan of! I'm so excited and can't wait to share it with you all, WHAT BOOKS AM I GONNA REVIEW THOUGH *skips*
I'm so excited to see Late Night with the Devil on Friday! It looks amazing and from the trailer and promo posters it's nailed the 70s vibe 🤩 I really love that font, I'm such a font snob 🤣
BEHOLD!!! I'm so excited I might vomit! Thankyou so much
@JoshMalerman
!! P.S no postmen were harmed in the exchange, it was a minor sprain to his wrist he just didn't hand it over quick enough for my liking
Nothing whets my apetite more than an anthology of grim little tales by some incredible authors, I devoured this tasty little collection of stories, I loved reading the different approaches to the overall theme of cannibalism 👿 full review on insta & goodreads!
@candace_nola
I received some bookmail today that proves I'm the luckiest ghoul in the world!! thankyou so much
@SagaPressBooks
for one of my most anticipated books of (my life) 2024! Am I emotionally ready for this? No, crying already, Jade Daniels 4eva
@SGJ72
🤩😍🤩😍🤩
Do you wanna come over and look at my battered vintage horror
@StephenKing
paperbacks and then go the cemetry and try and make contact with Peter Steele?
I volunteer at a special needs centre for adults and sometimes we go out in the community for activities, I get so angry that people, GROWN ADULTS think its ok to stare and laugh, it's heartbreaking that some people can be SO cruel, I'd love to bludgeon them.
Authors are my celebrities, you might think I'm just an avid reader and reviewer but *I am stalking you* you follow me, interact with me? I tell my mum and all my friends and think about it all the time.
Exceptionally eerie and unsettling, a genre blending horror that has strong lovecraftarian elements, the prose was beautiful and felt deceptively peaceful, you don't seem to realise the horror breathing down your neck until it's too late thankyou
@dark_matter_ink
@serialsemantic
Get any cool bookmail recently? When I tell you I fell over as I opened this, I'm not lying, I have a huge bruise on my knee 😂 thankyou so much!
@BerkleyPub
@grady_hendrix
An avenging Aztec vampire? Say less! Historical horror erotica (did
@vlatinalondon
create a new genre?)has joined the chat, full review on Instagram and goodreads, thanks
@DelReyBooks
for the proof copy!
Its not a stack, it's a shcthhaaaack 😍 thankyou
@dark_matter_ink
for sending me these 🖤! I've heard amazing things about ALL of these titles and I am super excited to dive in, have you read any? Let me know!
I apologize to the entire north west for the noise I made when I opened this bookmail it was part scream part sexual moan, it's
@saderotica
!! Ahhh!! 🤩🤩 thankyou Vervebooks
Hello, so, I'm an adult with adult money and I found this, I feel like it's more of an investment than a silly buy? Imagine the parties (what parties) and I bring this out "ANYONE FOR SNACKS AND DIP?"
The cool goth aunt and uncle of the literary world have sent me the most amazing package thankyou SO much
@christophpaul_
@LezaCantoral
@CLASHBooks
you are the best and I think I'm gonna leak fluid from my eyes, humans call it crying??? Look at all these cool books!!
..for fans of A Head Full of Ghosts this was a tense psychological family drama with a supernatural backdrop that infuses every page with a visceral sense of unease &terror, if you love themes of ghosts, hauntings& possession you'll be right at home(but it might(will) be haunted)
I know I am super lucky and spoilt, I also have the US arc of this because it's vampires and I am a vampire so I deserve both so do not come for me please 🥺 did I kiss the cover? Maybe (yes)
@kierstenwhite
I'm half way through this and it's just SUMPTUOUS
Some of my favourite Stephen King Covers, that edition of IT has my heart 😍 I actually have two copies of it because what if something happens to this one 😅
What are some Stephen King books that are criminally underrated in your opinion? Mine are
1. Bag of Bones
2. From a Buick 8
3. Lisey's Story
4. Sleeping Beauties
"Would you be interested in interviewing the author?"
Yes but don't expect anything coherent or professional because I'm gonna be asking them their favourite colour and showing them photos of my dog, also asking if they'd like to hear my Sean Connery impression
Current read 🤓
@Gabino_Iglesias
's writing feels like someone grabbing you by the back of the head and (somewhat aggressively) submerging you into his world, the bart simpson of literature? EAT MY PROSE, really enjoying this but it's gonna hurt I JUST KNOW IT 🥺
This was such a fun unsettling anthology, I particularly enjoyed the epistolary format, it always makes me feel like I'm being privy to something I shouldn't be? Full review on insta & goodreads! Thankyou
@jacobstevenmohr
for the earc
@crystallakepub
For no reason what so ever I have decided I'm gonna start taking photos of books the way men hold up fish they've caught on their dating profile pictures.Anything Christopher Robertson writes is bursting with 90s nostalgic vibes and I love it! Review links in pinned tweet!
Stephen is the angel of the literary lake,creating a legend in Jade who will forever be immortalized as THE final girl,I can't thank
@sagapressbooks
@SGJ72
enough for this ARC, full review on goodreads & instagram, although I don't think anything I could write would do it justice
This may be my favourite short story collection since Nightmares and Dreamscapes! Reading King always feels like hanging out with an old friend (I mean, I wish we were besties)
@StephenKing
Full review
Harrison delivers another thrilling feminist horror, sinking her fangs into the many complexities of friendship and the female experience, thankyou
@TitanBooks
@rachfacelogic
for the eARC
Full review
Me, staring up at the philosophy professor who is about to cut my tongue out for her research...full review is linked in pinned tweets... everyone needs to read this!🤩
@CLASHBooks
@ElsbyCharlene
How beautiful are my new babies 🥺 Rosemary's Baby is one of my favourites, people are always shocked when I mention the sequel I don't think many people know it exists? Its really good too with an insane twist, I run a shelter for battered paperbacks, I am their mother now 👻
Thankyou so much
@GhoulishBooks
for this super generous and kind bookmail! 😍 I've been dying to read all of these and they even have bookplates 🥺 I AM GONNA LEAK FLUID FROM MY EYES IN AN EMOTIONAL MANNER
@timmmeyer11
@MrWarrenWagner
@elliemroy
Reading soon!! I can't wait, everytime I pick it up which is everyday just to look at it I whisper "what a pretty bitch", look at that cover 🤩🤩🤩 and then I look at the rest of my book shelves and declare "you are all pretty"
@DanielDKraus
This was an addictive story about the power of friendship, growing up, love, death, vengeance and everything inbetween
@Gabino_Iglesias
is a powerful storyteller, writing with finesse he weaves a tale of grief with the most beautiful narration full review on goodreads & instagram
This was incredible, so much so I got paper cuts from turning the pages so quickly 😅 I agree it has a Rosemary Baby's vibe but the vibe is vibing at a WAY creepier level
@RobertOttone
Think H G Wells but bloodier, there's something about post apocalyptic stories and mankind's fight for survival that taps into that universal fear of one's own mortality that I crave(weird arent I) full review on goodreads and instagram, thankyou
@AdamLGNevill
Currently reading, I am obsessed, think its going to be my favourite of
@ElsbyCharlene
everyone needs to read her books RIGHT NOW 😠 🤣
@apocpartypress
😈