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Jacob Blank

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5 years

Karlie: “I wouldn’t wear this garment anywhere.” Contestant: “Not even to dinner with the Kushners?” Karlie: 😠 is my all time favorite Project Runway moment.

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Jacob Blank

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Jacob Blank

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5 years

@MarcSnetiker lol

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Jacob Blank

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4 years

@ecareyo

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Jacob Blank

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2 months

ok here's mine

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2 months

JUST IN: Illinois opens contest to redesign state flag

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Jacob Blank

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6 months

We're Here remains excellent television.

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Jacob Blank

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10 months

My personal fav 30 Rock moment

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Jacob Blank

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2 years

@Waffeul_ Fixed it.

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Jacob Blank

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3 months

Do you understand how lucky we are to finally get a BJA project on TV????

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3 months

Some men just want to watch the world learn... FX's new comedy English Teacher premieres 9.2. Stream on Hulu.

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Jacob Blank

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2 months

Going through a Brazilian's media tab.

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Jacob Blank

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1 year

Now watching

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Jacob Blank

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21 days

@hyperflesh (presumed neg guys), you ate him UP.

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Jacob Blank

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6 days

. @_shay_kitoff stuns in selfie wearing the new primary color mesh tank top.

Jacob Blank

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10 days

I haven't finished the cool, fun promo graphic yet, but orders are now open on my shop ~! 🔗

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Jacob Blank

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5 months

Hinge finally showing me fat guys

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Jacob Blank

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5 years

. @jvn giving a tour of Quincy and evangelizing Casey's (Not KC'S) pizza is the representation I never knew I needed.

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Jacob Blank

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3 years

@VisuWell @mHealthIntel @wecounsel Sam Johnson, CEO of VisuWell seen here harassing a stranger for being gender non-conforming.

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Jacob Blank

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5 months

One of the most incredible fyp pulls

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Jacob Blank

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2 years

@denalifox

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Jacob Blank

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2 months

asexua

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Poster spotted for FKA twigs’ new album, ‘Eusexua,’ with the date September 13th.

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Jacob Blank

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4 years

@homosuper1or the footage isn't even sped up- that's just how fast the workout is

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Jacob Blank

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6 days

@bong_rot She was the original sewer slut vibe, internationally recognized. WHAT happened.

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Jacob Blank

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6 months

I accept that some of you like T***** S****, but don't do it around me or my kids

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Jacob Blank

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5 years

Hi my drag name is Starbucks Amazon Prime Disney but on Drag Race you can call me Star.

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Jacob Blank

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5 years

@meganamram i kinda tried

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Jacob Blank

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3 years

@Tender_oni Yass based crimes are considered especially slaynous*

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Jacob Blank

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2 years

@hugeasmammoth_ Milk was right to do what she did.

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Jacob Blank

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4 years

I really hope Alex Delany isn't thinking "Man, I wish I never uploaded that cake photo and Vine" and instead thinking "What were the conditions that allow people who do this to glide into lucrative, unearned careers?"

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Jacob Blank

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3 years

@VisuWell Sam Johnson, CEO of VisuWell seen here harassing a stranger for being gender non-conforming.

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Jacob Blank

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5 years

Also let’s be real- Karlie is not big in fashion. She’s not a political operative or a celeb with anything real to lose for being a Kushner. Not worth any real praise, insult, or tiptoing around. It’s more funny (and telling) that she immediately took offense to it like she was.

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Jacob Blank

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3 years

@jaboukie That's just wrong. He has 6 other children, too.

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Jacob Blank

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2 years

I don't want walkable cities. I want speedrunnable cities. I wanna clip through walls, I want to menu glitch, I want to talk about parallel universes.

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Jacob Blank

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5 years

This Project Runway episode really jumped the shark. Karlie married rich & kicked off a contestant (albeit only a little) before his time for making a feckless comment about her ties to a political family that harms many of the cast. His kiss the ring apology post-elim was weak.

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Jacob Blank

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2 years

I’ll be at Joann Crafts if anybody wants to fight

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Jacob Blank

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3 years

@thnk1994 @bijoubentley This was my 5/11

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Jacob Blank

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4 years

The CDC said "Have you tried trying?"

Insider Science

@insiderscience

4 years

CDC director: We can control virus in 4 to 8 weeks if everyone in the US wears a mask

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Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

5 months

Before anybody asks, the bear colors would make it look like your drinking dookie and peepee

JB 🎃🐻✨

@JBfromDC89

5 months

it brings me no great pleasure to admit that the pride drinkware set from Target is really cute

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Jacob Blank

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3 years

@VisuWell @SJohnsonTN @UHhospitals Sam Johnson of VisuWell seen here harassing a stranger for being gender non-conforming.

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Jacob Blank

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5 years

A lil fact check on my live tweet: I goofed up how the exchange got started. She mean-mugged him after the clip cuts off.

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Jacob Blank

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4 years

As a child, did you feel represented, seen, and loved by The Addams Family or are you straight?

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Jacob Blank

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5 months

Took pics for the “take them hiking in the first date” crowd

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Jacob Blank

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1 year

She is my everything

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Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

3 years

Sh-in is too cowardly to go full dick out on their mesh shorts, but I am not. And that’s why you should shop small.

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Jacob Blank

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4 years

Things are going well

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Jacob Blank

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5 years

@listen2drescher @MarcSnetiker It's the exact kind of carpet I had in my college apartment in my senior year that my very cool landlord charged me $200 out of my security deposit to vacuum. I remember being worried that a vacuum cleaner would rip it up.

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Jacob Blank

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17 days

@hyperflesh I still say "Who can never be sure?"

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Jacob Blank

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5 years

@evanrosskatz It was Leigh Bowery girl. It was camp.

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Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

2 years

Another fun day of sewing and listening to my fantasy audiobooks

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Jacob Blank

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4 years

Me: *spends $20* I will never financially recover from this.

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Jacob Blank

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3 years

@VisuWell @JAMASurgery @AtriumHealth Sam Johnson, CEO of VisuWell seen here harassing a stranger for being gender non-conforming.

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Jacob Blank

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2 months

Love to wear shirt

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Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

7 months

Google, show me this guy’s balls, please. The Heatmap print is infrared inspired to cheekily show off your assets. I really don’t have an excuse for this one. Enjoy*~

Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

7 months

📺 The hiatus is over ⚡️ and we are engaging in fruitful spring activities 🍓 like [redacted], [not advisable behavior], and [legally can't say]. Here's a fresh set for all your troubles. The TV Test Pattern print is inspired by calibration cards and mid-century tiling.

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Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

2 months

For sale, gay soap, never used

J-dawg

@H4TEDEMON

2 months

This lush bath bar I found while cleaning out my childhood bathroom that I purchased when I was 14

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Jacob Blank

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5 years

My hottest take for HP is that Snape is not the great hero of the series: his intentions were with a person, not people. Sirius Black's entire family were purist/Death Eaters, he grew conscience, was disowned, imprisoned, smeared, and continued fighting. #ExpectoPatronum20

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Jacob Blank

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4 months

bear, so confusing

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Jacob Blank

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10 months

@hyperflesh She also said clowns, so she mentioned you twice!

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Jacob Blank

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1 year

@alexinquotes @jeighms The real triforce of courage

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Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

3 years

@DanSimonMD @UHhospitals @ClevelandClinic @metrohealthCLE @jewishcleveland Sam Johnson, of VisuWell (who UHHospitals just partnered with) seen here harassing a stranger for being gender non-conforming.

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Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

3 years

Dank memes for citrus queens . @thatbitchlemon

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Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

2 years

RuPaul wearing a dress made of Bubly tabs is kind of inspired

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Jacob Blank

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7 months

NVM, that subtle incline kicked my ass

Jacob Blank

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7 months

I just got a free treadmill

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Jacob Blank

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11 months

George Santos currently

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Jacob Blank

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2 years

Look at this paper flower arrangement I made!

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Jacob Blank

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5 months

Me when I GET you

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Jacob Blank

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6 months

This is an extremely funny list to be on

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Jacob Blank

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2 months

Kelsey acting normal

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Jacob Blank

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2 years

10th Anniversary of the San Diego Big Bay Boom 2012 incident

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Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

3 years

-adds to cart-

❄️Denali❄️

@denalifox

3 years

Joined the great icons of life @sasha_velour @farrahrized in honorably getting a knock off runway made by @AliExpress_EN ❤️ the cease and desist is in the mail!

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Jacob Blank

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6 months

My hair just kinda does this now?

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Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

3 years

You look like a 90s fast food lobby. Makes me want a taco REAL bad. 🌮 / pre-order now until March 5 at Midnight

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Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

2 years

I learned about Running Up That Hill over a decade ago like a respectable 🚬- when Placebo covered it.

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Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

1 year

@HoleAndOates Woah! I checked it earlier and it said 100%!

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Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

5 months

Caption

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Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

3 years

@Ryan_Ken_Acts Then… do that?

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Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

6 years

. @whoweekly is an underrated gem for sleepytime listening. The hosts’ voices are gorgeous and the content is so mellow and chatty. Also it’s just a good podcast in general. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Tweeted at 3:24am - real insomniac hours.

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Jacob Blank

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29 days

Saw The Substance in a dead mall with a bunch of elderly people who were having a blast.

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Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

3 years

@VisuWell @mHealthIntel @wecounsel Not CEO, but whatever this means.

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Jacob Blank

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1 year

Sufjan Stevens Emergency Group Hug

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Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

5 months

Is anybody gonna match my completely normal and not in any way remarkable?

Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

5 months

I have so much sleep debt omg

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Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

5 years

@sophiiefatale Michael Kors was a poet.

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Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

7 months

@rebirthcanal I saw someone comment "YOU'RE DISGUSTING" and someone responded to them with "Your profile is full of getting caught in public kink" to which they responded "Not you shaming a sex worker!" I have been loving it.

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Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

7 months

📺 The hiatus is over ⚡️ and we are engaging in fruitful spring activities 🍓 like [redacted], [not advisable behavior], and [legally can't say]. Here's a fresh set for all your troubles. The TV Test Pattern print is inspired by calibration cards and mid-century tiling.

Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

8 months

Next Friday, I'm opening Blank Orders for the first time in 6 months! ✌️☺️ A handful of new products and prints I absolutely love.

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Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

3 years

@Tender_oni

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Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

2 months

the clearance this podcast has

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Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

3 years

@ComradeRobot @chalkycandy The concept that this being has to pay rent makes me chuckle

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Jacob Blank

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2 years

@hugeasmammoth_

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Jacob Blank

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4 months

Me right before ripping the fattest post-cake uncle nap

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Jacob Blank

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3 months

Hey, bud. Real quick. If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy? Better yet, if our love's insanity, why are you my clarity? Just something to think about.

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Jacob Blank

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24 days

Lana Del Rey Apparently Married That Alligator

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Jacob Blank

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7 months

something i thought about while microwaving my chili

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Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

2 months

🟠 〰️ 🟠

Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

2 months

It's time we ask ourselves the question: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

3 years

Not the right week for this ad

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Jacob Blank

@iamjacobblank

8 months

Ketchup does not exist? But the materials to invent it are there. Honey, there aren't enough vegetables you could rip out of this universe to prevent the invention of ketchup. I will find you everywhere I go. I love you.