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jeighms

@jeighms

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Chicago, IL
Joined February 2016
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Whenever this song plays now I can only think of this video
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👨🏻
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7 months
I Dune 2 much ‘cause you Dune 2 little
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6 months
Chiquitita tell me what’s tea
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9/11
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2 months
Wouldst thou like to be loved Mexicanly?
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4 months
Detective Fierce:
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2 years
I’m not not standing tiptoe to show bulge
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2 years
Didn’t make everything in time, but I did get the important parts: Slutty ✅ Latino ✅
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2 months
Saw him on Grindr last night
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3 months
9/11
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15 days
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both
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3 months
A 250lb man putting his entire weight on me can be so healing
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@jeighms
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3 years
I hooked up with this guy a couple years ago and I saw him on Gr*ndr yesterday and said hi. I was getting annoyed because it didn’t seem like he remembered me, and then he sent me his IG and I realized it’s his twin brother.
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2 years
ya I can host
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2 years
The next spoken word lip sync pls
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@jeighms
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3 years
I found the worst intersection in Los Angeles.
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3 years
Happy Sunday, people in my phone
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2 years
Pool party time
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2 years
40 miles was probably a little ambitious for my first bike ride in 3 months, but we made it
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@jeighms
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3 months
Release my generation from the hold that “Slams laptop closed until Monday” memes have on them
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@jeighms
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1 year
happy Friday
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1 month
Why would I wanna be anonymous I want everyone to know it’s me when I win
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👨🏻 Gordon, like the train
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new trolley problem just dropped
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2 years
A gay couple just moved in nearby and they’ve already ignored me on The Apps 😍
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2 years
hi do you like my new hat?
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4 months
Crazy
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4 years
Always a bridesmaid.
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@jeighms
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9 months
whenever my coworker fucks up i’ll take our boss off the email when letting her know and just now she added my boss to an email letting me know I did something wrong
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2 years
I’m just a rock chick and I like to rock out I like to throw shit around I like to go nuts I like to scream I like to holler I like to break things I like to yell
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2 months
8AM??
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4 years
I found out I was HIV+ on 1/3/08, and the first pic was about 5 days later... which is now almost 13 years ago lol. I won’t lay out the trauma, but I am going to stress the importance of educating yourself on HIV. Stigma helps no one. #WorldAIDSDay2020
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4 years
I was trying to make some small talk and... 😭
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6’2” 220
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drop your height and weight I’m curious 👀
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2 years
Worked out with a hangover please clap
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2 years
Let’s go to the beach
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2 years
5’7” with hair
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2 years
good morning
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@chantgod
Chant God
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What’s craziest thing a man has ever said to you while trying to flirt?
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2 years
Ok, THIS vacation will solve all my problems.
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2 years
Business casual
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3 years
Maybe How I Met Your Father is good actually
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4 months
If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to Why don't you go where fashion sits?
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2 years
Posting the same picture on 3 apps because I don’t know which one is gonna crash and burn first.
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5 months
Me and wh-[gunshots]
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I think about this cards against humanity card atleast once a month
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9 months
blocked after sending a face pic
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4 years
@anthelonious This is going to be real tomorrow, and we only have you to blame.
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2 years
Can I pull off bangs
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1 year
bewbs
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Anyway
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2 years
unfortunately the vibe is continuing to deteriorate
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1 year
Hi
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2 years
idk
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3 years
Hi I’m drunk lol
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4 years
🚲
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1 year
🥳 36 🥳 Tw*tter probably won’t last another year, send nudes.
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Chicken nugget
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2 years
Happy V-Day, babies 💕
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