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I’m a Sonny Angel but also a Gremlin and you fed me after midnight.

Chicago, IL
Joined November 2020
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3 months
Taco Bell Andersonville
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she oy misters in every language!
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I need to know everything about them.
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11 months
she’s dressed as that vape
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8 months
my friend died of an overdose this year and we used to laugh so much about this video and its healing to watch on the timeline
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@_shay_kitoff
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11 months
they unionized
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willlllllll
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8 months
her fishnet arm cast. ahead of it’s time!
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9 months
me at diva school to Grimes
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1 year
when someone gets up and recites the Nicole Kidman ad in the theater
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8 months
Galileo’s last name being Galilei
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@_shay_kitoff
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10 months
the nfl to football player brains
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@_shay_kitoff
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1 year
to me this is one of the funniest thing to ever happen
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4 years
No one: Tia Kofi performing as Alan Turing in RuPaul’s Drag Race UK:
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@niecnotka
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did u know that theres a transgender bear flag cause i just found out and its so rad !!
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@_shay_kitoff
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1 year
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@beyoncegarden
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
1 year
a selfie with Beyoncé in 2023 is genuinely insane😭
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3 months
chicago this entire weekend
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8 months
the Brandt Boys will unionize in 2024
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@_shay_kitoff
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1 year
every couple months I get so high and look at this shirt for hours until I get scared
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9 months
Lydia Tàr is so kind
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9 months
mayo diciembre
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8 months
some of you would fuck 2024 ant
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1 year
troye won’t see your tweet about lack of diverse bodies in his video but your bear friends won’t either because they’re at bear week. so dont tweet it
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@_shay_kitoff
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2 years
are these fits cousins or siblings?
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9 months
we HAVE to go to Fargo
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2 months
found a new mirror in the gym
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me, my purse and my sweat stains
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1 year
@subject_beam Here you go
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@_shay_kitoff
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3 months
the power that that has, the intelligence that that has, the clearance that that has, the access that that has, the influence that that has, the profile that that has, the international implications that that has
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2 years
I know marketing works cuz I still wanna fuck him
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1 year
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@Outof4ocus
Ahsan
1 year
What's the most beautiful feeling in the world?
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@_shay_kitoff
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2 years
Princess Leia entertaining the troops on her Rebel USO tour
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@_shay_kitoff
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11 months
definition of if you get it you get it. if you don’t you don’t. if you know you know and if you don’t know i honestly feel bad for you i cannot explain it, like, i don’t have the vocabulary either you get the vibe or you don’t
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this is so bad…
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@_shay_kitoff
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9 months
pushing 40 dressed as a toddler SAD!
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1 year
dressed as if I were auditioning for mormonboyz
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13 days
same ol shit.
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@_shay_kitoff
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10 months
onika is actually a beautiful name for a burger
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10 months
the fiesta flags are up year round. yay!! yippee!!
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1 month
😰
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@biorante_blog
BIORANTE
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Pride Month tomorrow!
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4 months
capturing the moment I realized I have a major interview today and already too many drinks in on a Thursday
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4 months
I’ll be the bear carrying Neutral Gena’s casket tonight.
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2 years
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1 year
suffered so much this weekend.
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3 months
presh 🤗
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26 days
dry.for once
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10 months
going to be horny here again…as technically this is my alt
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@_shay_kitoff
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2 years
just got hired to do promo for this movie
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2 months
I lied. I have 2 pride shirts.
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1 year
my vibe is this when I go out
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@_shay_kitoff
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9 months
stolen valor
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Malcolm Flex 🌹
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Emos vs Punks Mexico 2008
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2 years
period.
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12 days
new sweat pattern just dropped
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1 month
everyone is missing the point here. I was brave!
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1 year
you’re the fbi agent assigned to my desktop and I’m trying to show you my bear tattoo
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1 year
he has a sadness in his eyes you only see in Eastern European gay porn
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11 months
5’9” - mandatory Mexican height
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@alexissTyler
lex in tx
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wait — how tall are y’all? Let me see a full body picture 📸
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@_shay_kitoff
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8 months
me at jackhammer
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4 months
queer as in coordinating with the blue in the deteriorating gym bathroom
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2 months
oh she was on one last night.
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@_shay_kitoff
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3 years
Shrek4Shrek. Looking for other ogres to get into some hardcore Shrek shit. DM
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3 months
giving father. primo that drives a Chevy Suburban. tio that pays for your Costco membership.
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9 months
@_peditodedios If I’m a teacher there, you know they just let anyone in
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4 months
Nicole hurry up bitch I can’t breathe
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7 months
don’t think I’m bean enough to represent all beans 🫘 strictly pinto and that is making me reconsider owning this hat
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4 months
it be 2 dumbass girls telling each other “exactlyyyy”
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ok actually gonna ask doctor about nipple sweat next month
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3 months
this is my dear friend @steamsucker
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chicago this entire weekend
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5 months
if you don’t bear face while pissin’ it doesn’t count
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4 months
I can do this to you btw dm to get my calendly link
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10 months
Oogie Boogussy gape
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3 months
need to look like human Shrek inflatable kink bodysuit by end of summer
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1 month
gained 30lbs in 3 months. getting doughnuts this afternoon to celebrate
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Benefit of this cold weather is seeing everyones’ dogs in their cute little winter fits
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11 months
show me where it says in the constitution that raw is law. quickly!
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9 months
wait I meant this video
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@_shay_kitoff
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3 months
once again, have to go private for work and because I’m pivoting to a Shrek gooning account. Unfollow if that’s not the content you want from me
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4 months
square mirrors. just like they’re supposed to be
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I only go workout now in hopes of seeing him
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gay ass machine has a dick handle
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my dental emergency era
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@gwenisonline
𝔎𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔦𝔧𝔞𝔥 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡
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being ran thru is lowkey fun af like 😭
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2 months
hey twin
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6 months
floor laying is healing
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6 months
my face/my flags
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@KarlosTheFog
Karlos in Malört of the Rings, the Rusical.
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My Face / My Flags
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5 months
😻- will be posting like a 38 year old moving forward
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4 months
got these gay guys instead
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4 months
using my powers of manifestation to get this tattooed next week
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3 years
@hugefarm Im gonna be skinny by thanksgiving!
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