"Alex"

@alexinquotes

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Formerly in Oakland || @alexinquotes on IG

Chicago, IL
Joined December 2020
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4 months
Hold on I’m looking tannnn
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3 months
So what anti anxiety medicine do y’all recommend for my husband…
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5 months
What it feels like when your friend picks you up
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5 months
How it feels to be naked in a hotel bed
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4 months
Pegasus, if he was on Grindr:
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2 months
Me and my husband looking in from outside the bar, deciding it’s too loud, and then leaving
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3 years
They gentrified the glory hole 🙅🏻‍♂️
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2 years
Being a grower is so embarrassing like it gets bigger I swear!!!!
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1 year
These guys are like dangling keys in front of a baby infant except the baby infant is the entire gay male population
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How do they know all of this lmao
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10 months
“Fat and gay, pick a struggle” Me:
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3 months
@stranavoy I just showed him this post and we’re laughing at you…
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3 years
@cuntanadien I'm sure someone out there would love to have a fucking potato, fucking bitch
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3 months
@luuucas1k That does NOT work
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2 years
I’ll tell you what it’s time to duel
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3 months
Recreating this at pitchfork day 3
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3 months
@JoeyOinks Lemme try to convince him on that 💡
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1 year
This is what happens when you give Heartstopper to iPad kids
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3 months
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Statement
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3 years
@MissGioBaby1 lmao, but same, I love having someone’s full weight in me. Better than a weighted blanket.
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3 months
Cruising in the steam room by saying “it’s so muggy in here! 👀”
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1 year
Tummy Monday
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2 months
Best I can do is 215 pounds and an erection…
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God please please please please please please please please please please please please send me a huge huge man to be my weighted blanket please please please please please please please please please please please
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5 months
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3 months
@Neekoleeto 😭 WHAT
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4 months
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@alexinquotes
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1 year
lil beach outing
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3 years
@MissGioBaby1 I’m pretty sure we are
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1 year
I’m this wide btw
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1 year
Fuck your height, how WIDE are you?
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6 months
@BelAirCreep “Pop punk” open the schools
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2 years
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16 days
I should do another baking stream…
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A beefy man being a baker is like when a woman is a french maid
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1 year
We don’t talk enough about the epidemic of Zelda tattoos in the gay community
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5 months
How it feels to be a side
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3 months
@JUSTMlGH Now why would I listen to a league of legends player for anything involving a relationship?
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6 months
Not to flex my neurotypical privilege but I love going to a party and introducing myself to the people I find interesting and attractive
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2 years
Titties…Friday…idk come up with your own caption
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@alexinquotes
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2 years
I was so confusedly horny for Bobby Cannavale in Will & Grace when I was 12
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8 months
I am now an elite employeeee 💁🏻‍♀️
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8 months
Finding out if I get promoted today
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21 days
Need someone to hold me like this
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1 year
when I meet a guy with nice balls
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10 months
Little sister made me an embroidered crewneck with a GameCube disc 🤩
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11 months
Good morning, Chicago
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2 years
Something something good hotel lighting
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3 years
everyone shhh i’m glowing
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1 year
My torso is giving stumpy raising cane’s chicken tender
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3 years
about 5 minutes after I log on to work
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1 month
Posting a selfie will fix me
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6 months
Gay men’s reaction to seeing Jason Kelce at any given moment is like playing peekaboo with an infant
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3 months
woofy
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5 months
Gay guys would fold for a man that looks like this: 🥸
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3 months
Gossiping about poly people
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9 months
Gonna be a homeowner at the end of the month 🫨
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3 years
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1 year
Three margaritas with co workers and now I’m on the couch like this
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2 years
I got married yesterday, btw 🥰
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10 months
Oh this one for sure
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10 months
screw your best chest pic, quote this with your favorite leg pic of 2023
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3 months
It’s 95 degrees at 9:30am 🥵
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5 months
A.G. Cook in the center of my IG explore page 😭
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1 year
Pup play but I need you to take me to the vet because I have worms 🙁
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3 months
Ay, caramba! I forgot to post a hotel selfie…
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3 months
@TrishIsMyName2 Damn, that’s strict
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6 months
The Fat Hairy Guy industry is experiencing a massive Bear Bubble right now and it is going to burst in the next 2-5 years. Move your funds accordingly, divas…
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"Alex"
10 months
Woofing at my husband’s profile bc it’s our 10 year anniversary
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"Alex"
2 months
Took my putrid disgusting unlovable body to the gym btw
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