Crazy how he wasn't even considered top 5 players in the world at the time, but there is no player today even close to being this good. The game fell off.
Glastonbury Festival has a higher rate of crime with a smaller amount of attendants. How was it described by Somerset and Avon Police? "Very safe".
The Met publishing the stats like this is inherently racialised.
Freak sociopaths desperately trying to have a 'human touch' and getting it completely wrong.
No one is 'proud of their dad'. It's meant to be the other way around.
Noel and Liam Gallagher appear to have settled their differences and, if the truce holds, will play massive concerts in London and at Manchester’s Heaton Park in 2025
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@thetimes
Just seen the rural council estate yutes roll past and their fake MLE accents have suddenly turned into fake Manchester accents. I wonder what that’s all about?
Woke Chelsea shirters on the train going on about how they’re going positively mental when the players kneel and how they won’t let the racists win. This is minutes after they used the term “proper chels”. I guess it’s a finished club
A day in the life of Cristiano Ronaldo.
>Wake up
>Rape someone
>Have breakfast
>Nonce a child
>Go to training
>Commit tax fraud
>Go home
>Rape someone
>Have dinner
>Rape someone
>Host boys underwear contest
>Commit war crime
>Rape someone
>Go to sleep
We built paradise by the sounds of it, and there’s a woke idiot complaining.
Pakis on the other hand, id argue DID NOT build paradise in Bradford, they built hell. That’s the difference.
The whole ‘integration’ argument is insane. A relative of mine lives in a little England colony near Alicante. 300 villas all clustered together. A pub in the middle called The George ran by a couple from Margate staffed by all their family serving English food and drink 🤷🏼♀️
Funny that slags think oasis will be full of teenagers when the reality is it’ll be full of middle class yanks who came over on a plane and booked all the hotels for a month straight.
Oops sorry mate! my drinks fell out aha. not my fault mate, its the carton's fault. it's alright though pal dont worry. I'm covered in shit too so we're even, yeah?
He had me until he said "that is not racist to say that"
Yes it is. Marxists invented the word, and that is what it means. At some point you just need to stop giving a fuck.
John Honey's a grafter
He wears a grafter's hat
And when he saw the Bakewell tarts HE SAID I'M HAVING THAT
He takes the gingerbread men, and sets a fag alight-
AND WHEN WE BREAK HIM OUT OF JAIL WE'LL SING THIS SONG ALL NIGHT
When the heavily filtered, carefully selected lighting and angles 6/10 selfie merchant accidentally gets the angle wrong by 1 degree, and everyone finds out she’s clapped
It's always 21 year olds with no life experience who want to tell you about the wonders of capitalism they learned on YouTube and in discord echo chamber servers
HELLO HELLO
we are the honey boys
HELLO HELLO
You’ll know us by our noise
We’re up to our knees in gingerbread surrender or you’ll die
For we are the Johnny Honey boys dododododo HELLO
Spend your entire life studying law, hundred grand of debt, all so you can help these cunts get asylum and benefits, only for them to turn around and stab you anyway 😂
Deserved
Imagine spending today in a quiet air conditioned office hunched over a laptop with the occasional whiff of curry BO as coworkers walk past, instead of booking it off
Kent wall behaviour